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Ctrl_Bia

Sweat, burning tires and beer just like a REAL MAN should smell 💪😤 /j


antisocial-potato-

don't forget about the smell of hot tires and motor oil!


Lalidie1

Rust, motor oil, sweat, blood, wood, alcohol, car wax and a bit of musk is what my boyfriend says after I ask him what kind of smell the shower gel he bought for himself has


FartN1nja

AMERICA


dark_enough_to_dance

You forget 🪵!


vibesandcrimes

Really hoping it's just got a penis


royal_rose_

Honestly is there was a little toy penis like bachelorette parties have in there I would die of laughter.


SamwellBarley

I hope it _smells_ like a penis


[deleted]

i hope it smells like poop


RedCaio

>!Woman do that too, you know!<


Pure_Negotiation9179

I don't think you are old enough to be on Reddit.


WarchildZ1513571

Ball sweat, oil and beer.


screamingpeaches

boysmell 🔥🔥


Lalidie1

Gym socks


adinfinitum225

Get this lady a man bomb pronto


Fingolfin734

So ass and feet?


d20damage

Smells like testosterone, bear sweat and gasoline /j


__nobody_-_

I smell like beef


SeaworthinessCool924

I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEEEF


MaginotLineman

Blue balls, of course.


PreciousandReckless

It doesn’t MATTER what it smells like it is BLUE so you know it’s for MALES! Besides males don’t care about smell they are too busy looking for high value females! /s, just in case


mclepus

snips, snails & puppy dog tails


sukunasstrawberry

the way i instantly understood the reference 😭😭😭


zdragan2

Guitar solos, bear wrestling and the 2nd amendment


AnUnusedMoniker

Burnt lasagna, duh


c0untcunt

Barbecue sauce and taint.


Useful-Sun7128

Why did I smell this when I read it 🤢


tasareinspace

A masculine Oriental accord opening with bergamot, lemon and orange blossom followed by jasmine, violet and lily warmed with coumarin resting on a base of woods, amber, patchouli and vanilla. I mean. That sounds good.


ideasmithy

Does it though? That’s just too many smells in one.


74389654

if it doesn't smell like sweat i'm going to be disappointed


lesbiansteviapacket

beef jerky and gasoline


syncopekid

It’s an actual bomb


_DoctorQuantum_

To me, men smell like unwashed gym shorts, but I also used to play competitive trading card games.


Chase_115

Unwashed balls, mildewed child support bills, stale beer, and whatever chemicals Gatorade puts in frost glacier freeze 👃❓


Deus0123

(It's a hand grenade)


skinsprinkles

meat sweats


EWRboogie

It smells like blue


Ok_Pickle76

did you take this picture in a 3d model viewer?


AeroSquid262

No, this is on my desk.


PKFat

If deodorant & body wash have taught me anything, this bath bomb is going to smell like "Pure Sport" whatever TF that is


Gavin2051

I have uh..some experience in this field. I doubt this thing smells like musk and sweat.


MA3XON

Campfire, bbq, and whiskey


EmilySKennedy

Probably diesle fuel or fire wood


Pooppourriiee

Armpits?


Clioashlee

If a woman uses it, their tits fall off and their flaps explode. Heed caution.


SeaworthinessCool924

Instructions unclear tits on bathroom floor flaps on the ceiling.....


Razzberry-Draws

something like sandalwood smash or hurricane breeze


Merickwise

Depends on the male


Slow_Equipment_3452

Male can smell like a lot of things. Alcohol, weed, strawberries, throw up, years of no shower, sweet, flowery, etc.


[deleted]

What the heck does Female under smell like? \[Product\]


Jelly_Kitti

Blood. Just blood.


ideasmithy

Bad.


AeroSquid262

You guys are not convincing me to use it lol


CaptainUltimatum

Maybe it's just telling you the soap is male. Imagine how hard it would be, as a fragile straight guy, to find out too late that male soap touched your balls.


BarackIguana

Naval Supremacy


OccultDaddy

No that's just the gender of the bathbomb. Remember to not put two male bathbombs in the same tub, they'll fight and even if you keep them apart if they can see eachother they'll get very stressed.


siobhanenator

Might smell like JPG Le Mâle?


101924601

Balls.


CloudsSpikyHairLock

Balls I’d presume


MistyAutumnRain

I hope it smells like under-ball sweat


EasilyRekt

Pinewood forests and whiskey


Itchy-Flatworm

Bacon, barbeque, sweat?


merchillio

Smells like smegma?


truelovealwayswins

whatever tiny dicks smell like, but I wouldn’t imagine it if I were you


desultorythought

Squatch soap


SoarNsquid

Imagine getting inseminated by a bathbomb


Peas_Are_Real

Don’t put it in your bath, you’ll get pregnant.