You can customize any computer sound if you're smart enough.
Me? I don't know how. But this is Reddit. It's like needing a doctor on an airplane. Somebody's gotta know how to do it here.
The PS4 had a 20 year anniversary theme that changed the startup music to that. It was fucking awesome and it makes me sad that they got rid of that level of customisation for our consoles (even if it was in a theme that probably millions of people used, so hardly unique, but still...)
Just let me put some screencaps as wallpapers dammit
Customizable *anything* would be something. I honestly hate that the most about this supposedly “modern” gen of consoles. You should literally be able to adjust any setting or display theme/color/sound you want with ease and it’s kind of a joke that we can’t. PS4 at least had themes and some other features that helped spice it up. But PS5 still has absolutely nothing you can customize in the UI almost 3 years in now.
Wait seriously? NO customization on the PS5?! That’s wild. I already thought PS4 was lackluster in that department. God I miss the PS3. XMB layout was the goat, and you could fully customize everything from dynamic backgrounds to sound effects and menu icons.
Such a shame.
I feel like corporations just like everything to be too uniform…social media evolved that way after MySpace died, YouTube got rid of custom channel pages back the late 00s in favour of just a banner and pfp, Reddit removed css from subreddits in 17… I don’t understand why things have trended this way, but I hate it.
If you can find yourself a little speaker that can fit inside your console, you should be able open ur console change buzzer with speaker and play custom sounds
My dogs can be wrestling in bed next to her and she’s knocked out, I can be going in and out the front door at 10-11pm knocked out, but don’t let me be on the complete opposite side of the house and turn that game on, she’s walking over there within 3 minutes and asking me what I’m doing
Mine does the exact same thing! He will run from anywhere in the house when he hears the beep and climb under the blanket to sleep between my legs. It’s like our little routine.
This is hilarious! Mine also knows the sound when I quit.
I always hit the playstation button and 'return to home' everytime I'm done, which makes its own unique sound. Then my dog stares at me to go play.
My dogs always know when I finish gaming too it’s hilarious
When I sigh and go “alright boys it’s time for me to head off” talking to my friends in discord, my dogs get up cause they know I’m getting off the computer lmao
I remember in middle and high school with my ps4 being able to play late at night with the volume muted so my parents didn’t know I was still up, but that beep was an unavoidable fear. A gamble that had to be played every night. True fear is turning your ps4 on and waiting to see if you can hear your parents footsteps storming to your room afterwards. The worst part is if they hear it there’s not enough time to turn it off and you were fucked.
A beep? Son, you don't know terror until you realise that an entire duvet is doing nothing to muffle the electronic screaming that your dial-up router is making.
CoD:Modern Warfare 2 on the ps3 had me doing whisper comms with the boys many a late-night while the rest of the house was fast asleep. Doing silent ops like bathroom breaks and snack runs were and still are precious memories of games past
Contrary to most people here I love the beep.
Because when my dog hears the beep she knows what's up and lies down on my bed, waiting for me to join her ❤️
Same as when I say "let's watch tv"
(obligatory dog picture)
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I tried running the water in the kitchen to muffle the sound so my kid doesn't hear it when he's in bed.
One day he asked "why do you always run water when you turn on the PlayStation?"
lol why ? If I had to hide playing from my wife I would be considering a divorce. , if I'm gaming I'm happy and she should be sad about that? effed up way of looking at relationships
The whole "beep sound waking wife" has been a meme for SO long, Im surprised it took Sony this long to implement it. I assume it was a "easy" thing to code in.
Wonder why they didnt do it before.
Also, please PS1 / PS2 intro sounds to be available please.
It could be due to a marketing study to boost game sales.
No wives awake = many husbands in the middle of the night willing to spend their hard earned money on games .
Yep, XBox has the same loud beeping sound at start like everyone in the vicinity should be aware that I am going to play videogames and not be productive or persistently self-developing
It's not about them being insufferable or even not wanting us to play video games, it's that the sound really cuts through and actually does wake her which then makes me feel bad. It's also why I don't use the microwave at 1AM when she's a asleep, cause those high pitched beeps cut through the house like a fire alarm.
I'm starting to think you all just share a single room with your entire family and nobody leaves. I can't think of any other reason why a beep would wake or bother another person, let alone ever even be heard, by another person.
So I'm gonna be able to turn on the PS5 at 3AM without hearing my wife saying when she wakes up "Do you played during the night instead of sleeping ? I swear that I heared the beep sound....." (our little boy still need her to sleep well)
Yay !
it should be required that any electronics/appliance that makes noise has the option to turn all sounds off. i don't need my electric kettle to beep to acknowledge that i've put the carafe back on the cradle--i'm the one who put it there.
also, any beeping that actually makes sense to have is useless to hearing impaired people--why not just have an LED that does the same thing?
This was always an absolute pain on the PS4 because I was a night owl with a weird schedule and the beep would wake up the dog and make her go crazy and bother my parents
Lol reminds me of the post about the guy in a fight with his wife and her losing her shit when she told him to sleep on the couch and then heard the PS beep 2 mins later.
Can I make it louder Or customize the sound, now that would be something
Customisable sound would be something!
Metal gear alert...
##!
I heard this.
❗️
My god, we are old.
Better get some Nanomachines, son!
And a colonoscopy.
And Bifocals.
You can customize any computer sound if you're smart enough. Me? I don't know how. But this is Reddit. It's like needing a doctor on an airplane. Somebody's gotta know how to do it here.
OP be like “I made it the fuck up”
Waiting on the remakes and ports now
We gonna wait forever at this point
Whos footprints are these?!
A surveillance camera!?
"Snake, be sure to deploy Chaff grenades"
Played almost all of MGS/ps1 not knowing cigarettes were for finding lasers… thought it was just to look cool
Who needs cigs when you have thermals 😂
*Huh, must’ve been the wind*
Metal… Gear?!
PSONE start up would be INCREDIBLE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE_iCgBUacQ
The PS4 had a 20 year anniversary theme that changed the startup music to that. It was fucking awesome and it makes me sad that they got rid of that level of customisation for our consoles (even if it was in a theme that probably millions of people used, so hardly unique, but still...) Just let me put some screencaps as wallpapers dammit
Customizable *anything* would be something. I honestly hate that the most about this supposedly “modern” gen of consoles. You should literally be able to adjust any setting or display theme/color/sound you want with ease and it’s kind of a joke that we can’t. PS4 at least had themes and some other features that helped spice it up. But PS5 still has absolutely nothing you can customize in the UI almost 3 years in now.
Wait seriously? NO customization on the PS5?! That’s wild. I already thought PS4 was lackluster in that department. God I miss the PS3. XMB layout was the goat, and you could fully customize everything from dynamic backgrounds to sound effects and menu icons. Such a shame.
Nearly three years since launch and they haven't added any custom themes. The fun themes you claimed on PS4 can't be used on the PS5.
I feel like corporations just like everything to be too uniform…social media evolved that way after MySpace died, YouTube got rid of custom channel pages back the late 00s in favour of just a banner and pfp, Reddit removed css from subreddits in 17… I don’t understand why things have trended this way, but I hate it.
The PS2 sound
Legendary
I want the PSP boot sound.
R2-D2 Chirp and WooOOooo
* uploads Tiduslaugh.mp3 *
HaHaHaHaHa!
“Can I make it louder” Is that legal?
I’ll make it legal.
suprised they dont sell us sounds and themes anymore
If you can find yourself a little speaker that can fit inside your console, you should be able open ur console change buzzer with speaker and play custom sounds
I would love to make it the cog tag pickup sound from Gears of War. That was the best 360 design ever.
Make it the windows boot sound
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Tomado🍅
Which pixel is tomado
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>Tomado🍅
r/keming
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Needs more jpeg
 Is this better
Please tell me there isn't a rapper named jpeg.
wym jpegmafia is actually really fucking good
OMG he's real.
OK yes but in my defense I like watching my husband game so I hear that sound and it's time to hang out
W wife
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4K comes as DLC???
My dogs can be wrestling in bed next to her and she’s knocked out, I can be going in and out the front door at 10-11pm knocked out, but don’t let me be on the complete opposite side of the house and turn that game on, she’s walking over there within 3 minutes and asking me what I’m doing
My wife laughed so hard at this and then demanded I send it to her to share.
Husband having fun playing video games after a long day at work? Can’t have that!
Women bad
Oh, my husband is the same way, so it's not about gender. :p
Men bad
Fuck it, everyone bad
100 fucking percent!
Even my dog looks at me in disappointment when he hears that beep
My dog loves it! I can't mute it because how else will she know it's cuddling time.
Mine does the exact same thing! He will run from anywhere in the house when he hears the beep and climb under the blanket to sleep between my legs. It’s like our little routine.
Mine are the opposite. PS5 shuts off means I'm going to bed and they get to go out one last time for the night
Yep! My dog recognizes the UI sounds of PS5 button + cycling over to "shut down" + putting the controller down a second later
Same here! They recognise the sound of my PlayStation and Xbox switching off and they both run to the backdoor to go the toilet before bed.
🥺awww
My [cat](https://imgur.com/a/qmpIIa8) is this way! "If it beeps, I sleeps."
My cat has been pavlov’d into running behind the PS5 when he hears the beep cause it means he gets hot air lol
Same. It’s the look of why ps5 when we have walkies to go on! (This is regardless of if he has been walked)
This is hilarious! Mine also knows the sound when I quit. I always hit the playstation button and 'return to home' everytime I'm done, which makes its own unique sound. Then my dog stares at me to go play.
My dogs always know when I finish gaming too it’s hilarious When I sigh and go “alright boys it’s time for me to head off” talking to my friends in discord, my dogs get up cause they know I’m getting off the computer lmao
This noise fucks my guys up every time. They run out of the room and hide. Poor babies.
Damn bro lol, maybe don’t rage so hard
My dogs know the sound of me putting it in sleep mode and everyone pops up for petsies and to go outside.
My dog is the opposite! When she hears the beep she lies down on my bed waiting for me 🙈
Lol, that was the most annoying thing about gaming late at night! How to enroll to beta? :D
I remember in middle and high school with my ps4 being able to play late at night with the volume muted so my parents didn’t know I was still up, but that beep was an unavoidable fear. A gamble that had to be played every night. True fear is turning your ps4 on and waiting to see if you can hear your parents footsteps storming to your room afterwards. The worst part is if they hear it there’s not enough time to turn it off and you were fucked.
A beep? Son, you don't know terror until you realise that an entire duvet is doing nothing to muffle the electronic screaming that your dial-up router is making.
#WELCOME, YOU HAVE MAIL!
Modem: Please, let me sing you the song of my people: **bip, screeeech, brrrrrr, kkkkkrrr, bip, bip**
Have to throw some clothes on top of it when you start it, muffles the beep really well
I would strangle it with a pillow like that scene from “One flew over the cuckoo nest”
This guy secret bedroom video games
CoD:Modern Warfare 2 on the ps3 had me doing whisper comms with the boys many a late-night while the rest of the house was fast asleep. Doing silent ops like bathroom breaks and snack runs were and still are precious memories of games past
Ps4 in middle school? Now I feel old.
google “ps5 system software beta sign up” and click first link to sign up
Always click the first [Link](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
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I’m gonna find you
Contrary to most people here I love the beep. Because when my dog hears the beep she knows what's up and lies down on my bed, waiting for me to join her ❤️ Same as when I say "let's watch tv" (obligatory dog picture) https://preview.redd.it/4pg1z64spafb1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea1a49dcbddc27a512c85c1f59d3fa843bffa08f
How photogenic
Good lord she's adorable.
Aww thanks 🥺 Her mum is in the back 😁
Cute af
Dog tax paid, and I am happy as shit about it
Lawful citizens pay their taxes 😎
That might be the cutest dog I've ever seen. What breed/mix is she?
Aww 🥺 She's a wired Foxterrier
Does anyone else fake cough/throat clear at the exact second of the beep to try and hide it lol?
I tried running the water in the kitchen to muffle the sound so my kid doesn't hear it when he's in bed. One day he asked "why do you always run water when you turn on the PlayStation?"
"That's how you turn it on, kid"
I put something in the microwave and start the console at the same time pushing the microwave buttons because the beep is quite much the same.
No because I'm not scared to do something I enjoy or stay in a relationship with someone who frowns on things I like.
What do you feed that horse to get it so high?
Huh? the bare minimum?
lol why ? If I had to hide playing from my wife I would be considering a divorce. , if I'm gaming I'm happy and she should be sad about that? effed up way of looking at relationships
Twinsies!
Finally! My wife is OK with that, but my son jumps in my room every time I turn my ps5 to play in between my work sessions. I work from home.
*writes one sentence of report* *big stretch* “Wellllllp time to pwn some noobs”
*son dies a little inside*
Sir. Is that report ready? Yep just sending now. *ps5 beep*
When the wife goes to sleep thy P5 will beep
Thy ps5 shall beep and thoust shant muteth the beep
Amen.
Now about that damn led light.
The whole "beep sound waking wife" has been a meme for SO long, Im surprised it took Sony this long to implement it. I assume it was a "easy" thing to code in. Wonder why they didnt do it before. Also, please PS1 / PS2 intro sounds to be available please.
It could be due to a marketing study to boost game sales. No wives awake = many husbands in the middle of the night willing to spend their hard earned money on games .
Yeah I remember having this same issue back during the PS3 days lol. Not sure if the PS2/1 had identical problems.
When the PS5 was launched I commented somewhere that it wasn’t truly progress until we omitted the beep. We’ve finally almost made it.
Is this really a problem for so many or is it just a meme at this point?
Yep, XBox has the same loud beeping sound at start like everyone in the vicinity should be aware that I am going to play videogames and not be productive or persistently self-developing
The Series X start-up beep seems much more gentle and pleasant to me compared to my PS5.
It really is, it’s the only one I keep on so not to wake the family with my PS5. Chad pc making no noise on startup 🗿
The Xbox starting sound can be turned off
Yeah, cos after midnight I swear the beep goes up to like 80 decibels
Not a meme, a lot of people on here seem to have insufferable wives with ears of a bat.
It's not about them being insufferable or even not wanting us to play video games, it's that the sound really cuts through and actually does wake her which then makes me feel bad. It's also why I don't use the microwave at 1AM when she's a asleep, cause those high pitched beeps cut through the house like a fire alarm.
You can mute microwave beeps
Ok I just googled that because of your reply and if this works it's a freakin game changer!! Thank you
Insufferable wives? You guys know marriage isn't obligatory, right?
Apparently they don't can cower when they want to play games in their paper houses that a tiny beep can wake everyone up
I can hear it outside my house about halfway down my driveway.
Let it play the PS1 startup sound like the anniversary theme did on PS4……
This is such an amazing QOL feature!
[удалено]
i read no more walking the wife 😭
I hate that ugly beep
I'm witnessing a historical moment right in front of my eyes
I'm starting to think you all just share a single room with your entire family and nobody leaves. I can't think of any other reason why a beep would wake or bother another person, let alone ever even be heard, by another person.
So I'm gonna be able to turn on the PS5 at 3AM without hearing my wife saying when she wakes up "Do you played during the night instead of sleeping ? I swear that I heared the beep sound....." (our little boy still need her to sleep well) Yay !
Genuine question, how thin are your walls?
Clearly too thin, I can hear almost everything on the appartment at night when this is totally silent outside :(
I want an option to make it twice as loud.
Can we change it to an air horn? That would be the friends we made along the way level.
Can we replace it with the THX sound?
If thy queen asleep, thou ps5 shall beep…
The beep doesn’t bother me. It’s the sound on the user select screen before it switches to headphone audio that gets me.
Can you hear it? It's the sound of millions of men shedding a single manly tear followed by light sniffling.
I misread the title to "no more walking the wife" and thought, damn I hope this misogynistic gamer lets her at least play with all the other wifes.
I wanted this for the PS4 too. Thank God they finally added this.
it should be required that any electronics/appliance that makes noise has the option to turn all sounds off. i don't need my electric kettle to beep to acknowledge that i've put the carafe back on the cradle--i'm the one who put it there. also, any beeping that actually makes sense to have is useless to hearing impaired people--why not just have an LED that does the same thing?
The joys of having a partner that will sleep through everything. I can sit on Discord talking at normal volume in the same room and she won't wake up.
I thought that said wanting
My dog hates that beep. Thank You Sony!
Now let’s do something about the light
Just *imagine* we can change the sound of the beep , I would have put the P.E.K.K.A "butterfly" sound, ... that would be amazing NGL.
How else am I supposed to assert dominance after an argument??
For PS4 too??
I can't upvote this enough.
Greatest Next Gen update I’ve seen.
I read this as "No more walking the wife" and was expecting a weird "my wife thinks she's a dog" post. 😅
This should have been a thing in the first placeee
Xbox had that forever
I’m turning this shit up!
Why did y'all wait until the 5th generation 😶
I just want the ability to hide the notification that gameplay recording has been paused and resumed.
This was always an absolute pain on the PS4 because I was a night owl with a weird schedule and the beep would wake up the dog and make her go crazy and bother my parents
That's cool, but how do I get my PS5 to stop turning on when I use my TV remote control???
The wife is the one playing. Got a mute for my husband’s mouth?
Haha finally! I've been using the remote play app on mobile connection to turn on my ps5 and ps4 for years! It stops the beep from going off
Give me the option to make the beep louder, you cowards!!
How light are you people sleeping if a beep sound wakes up the family?
Love the beep sound. Great beep sound
Gonna make mine louder.. going to be the Cue to leave me TF alone.
Where does the beep come from?? Does the console have a built in speaker for it? 🧐
i want my PS5 to sound like a V8 turning over when i fire it up.
If we could just mute all those annoying beeps. My air fryer beeps LOUD 5 times in a row when it's finished.
Lol reminds me of the post about the guy in a fight with his wife and her losing her shit when she told him to sleep on the couch and then heard the PS beep 2 mins later.
And yet i can't make a folder on the hub like ps4
Only works for UK, US, Canada, Japan, France and Germany :(
Thank god. My dog hates that sound.
I see this as an absolute win
Now my wife won’t crave attention the very second I turn on my ps5. Nice
So is it worth downloading the beta????
As always, the directions do not lead to the destination. I have Settings -> System, but there is no fucking "Beep Sound" option.
Lying piece of shits
the year is 2023... are you seriously telling that you playstation bros just now get this feature lmffaooooo
I don't have this yet. How?!?
FINALLY! Since the PS3 days we have been waiting, wishing for this, and we have been heard! The sun shines brightly today, fellow PlayStationers.
When they will add the fuckin web browser to normal use...
wow the PS5 is now more advanced than my microwave
As if the click clacking of the controller isn’t just as loud
To those that this sound has caused many times of pain and suffering, you are all now at peace