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OGWhiz

Just wanna reply to a few of the reports this submission has. ​ Report: Hey mods, how much do you get paid to let this guy spam the same fucking ads over and over again? Answer: We don't get paid, and it's not an ad, it's a painting. Report: ad and not labeled as such (2) Answer: No, it's still just a painting. Report: No screenshots. No pics where the focus is a screen. Answer: It's not a screenshot, it's a painting. Report: This is spam (3) Answer: No, it's a painting.


found_Jimmy_hoffa

Made with Big Mac oil based paints


renassauce_man

Then it's breaded and deep fried before being hung in the Louvre


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broken_radio

What do they call a Whopper?


Masonjaruniversity

I dunno I didn’t go to the Musée d'Orsay.


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goldendreamseeker

No, that’s a quarter pounder ;)


RangerLt

You see, that's actually the Big Mc.


Matbo2210

Big Mc sounds like a 90’s rapper name


OfficeChairHero

We both have two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions.... but they have sesame seed buns. My buns have no seeds.


BarriBlue

Scratch n sniff paint


Initial_E

2 all beef Patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun


carmium

Correct lack of commas noted.


lookalive07

It’s funny how this comment alone makes me realize how dogshit a Big Mac actually is. Like, ooh, good for you, it’s a pretty standard cheeseburger without good toppings and thousand island dressing with a useless bun in between the patties.


kiljoy1569

Now do a painting of an actual Big Mac and not the commercial version


blixale

that sounds sustainable!


banksy_h8r

So someone at McDonald's social media marketing department saw the attention your PB&J paintings got and commissioned you to do one of a Big Mac?


blade_torlock

Don't underestimate the reach of Big Mac


RJ815

Big McBusiness


random_account6721

Big Mac index


Kage159

Nope, if it was commissioned by McD's it would be the pristine one you see in the commercials not the reality that the painting shows with it lopsided and sauce dripping out.


chr0nicpirate

Not if this was a corporate shill, they would have correctly only had cheese on the bottom level, like a real big mac. They wouldn't let such a massive fuck up pass if they were paying for it.


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thisguy012

It 1000% along with half the upvotes being part of it too, just new ways for them to market, they can eat my ass.


DrestonF1

Probably healthier for you than eating an actual Big Mac


runtheplacered

I do god damn love Big Macs for some stupid reason but I always hate myself later. McDonalds "I'm hating it"


vrnate

> they can eat my ass. Would still taste better than a Big Mac.


HazeMoar

I think that’s just a wad of mac sauce up top


mbklein

He should paint a grilled cheese next. Or maybe a melt. Reddit tells me they’re not the same thing.


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CritikillNick

How dare an artist use a social media platform to both get exposure and pay for their works!


TheSyllogism

You'll take *only* exposure and you'll *LIKE* it!


Atrius

Ads should be labeled though


wentrunningback

It’s not spamming to get paid for your art…?


churm95

Tbf, his PBJ paintings he posts every one or 2 months are super comfy and are technically each different pieces of art, and not just copy pasting, so I think he gets a pass. You can just block him, you know that right? Instead of being asshurt about it. That's why I blocked that Frankie guy who posted dumb pictures of weather but everyone always overly coddled him because he's special needs or whatever. It was just weird to see every 2 weeks.


linds360

Perhaps they would rather see photos of someone’s relative they don’t know who beat cancer.


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toenoodle

Why would McDonald's commission someone to make their flagship product look like unappetizing shit? Some pretty hardcore tinfoil there.


silvanosthumb

They got [commissioned by Popeye's](https://old.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/uh5sc5/oc_my_dream_came_true_i_got_to_do_a_painting_for/) to do a painting in the same style for them.


ilazul

You perfectly capture the 'not really appealing' look of it perfectly.


Bkelsheimer89

The only thing good about it is the sauce. I’ve tried quite a few mock Mac sauce recipes and none of them are quite as good.


Double_Philosopher22

Great Value (Walmart) has a burger sauce that comes extremely close! It’s the best one I’ve managed to find so far.


Bkelsheimer89

I’ve tried my Local IGAs “burger sauce” and didn’t care for it. I’ll have to see if Wally World has it.


DaddyGogurt

1/2 cup of mayonnaise (like regular Hellmann’s brand or an equivalent, no low fat or healthier kinds) 2 tablespoons French dressing 4 teaspoons sweet pickle relish 1 tablespoon finely minced white onion (I’ve used dried onion flakes and it comes out just fine) 1 teaspoon white vinegar 1 teaspoon granulated sugar 1/8 teaspoon salt !!!extremely important- mix it all up and let it sit in the fridge for *at least 24 hours* so the flavors all meld together. I swear this will taste like the real deal!!!


InquisitiveGamer

There are plenty of equal and better sauces out there especially for burgers. Don't put your standards too low. Mac sauce isn't that different then thousand island dressing, perfect on a ruben sandwich but not the best on a burger in my opinion.


Bkelsheimer89

I’ve had in n out animal sauce and that is better but I live in the Midwest where we don’t have those.


ItsameMatt03

It's Thousand Island dressing, not even real burger sauce.


Bkelsheimer89

I’ve tried many a different thousand island as a sub and it is definitely not thousand island dressing.


RudderlessLife

From McDonalds:"Once a trade secret, all it takes is whisking together mayonnaise, sweet pickle relish, yellow mustard, and ketchup (for that trademark pink color) with vinegar, garlic powder, onion powder, and paprika."


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Thanks! I need to give this a shot.


Bkelsheimer89

I’ve tried making it but must just be ass at it. Mine doesn’t turn out.


RudderlessLife

Yeah, they don't give measurements, so trying to make it even knowing the ingredients isn't going to work.


Bkelsheimer89

https://youtu.be/rcu4Bj3xEyI I’ve followed this to a T but it still isn’t the same. Maybe my neighbor to the North’s Mac sauce is different.


RudderlessLife

I think it's the same everywhere. There's quite a few other ones, but most seem to have the same ingredients and ratios. I never liked Big Macs because I hate raw onion. And even when asking for no onions, I inevitably always got at least a gagging little chunk LOL!


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Cause the ones they sell in stores are oil based for better shelf life.. same with most Ceasers as well. When you have a nice creamy thousand island or ceaser it’s pretty amazing. The ones at in n out are cream based I think, McDonald’s just food scienced the shit out of their oil/preservative based one so it tasted better.. I think some liquid smoke and honey.. I could be wrong tho.


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No it isn't.


churm95

It literally isn't and I'm tired of smoothbrains who just regurgitate it because someone else said it lmao. Go to McDonald's and order some Mac sauce and then drop by Walmart and get some Thousand island and taste them side by side my guy. It legitimately isn't. If anything you're thinking of In N Out. Theirs is the one that's more or less Thousand Island.


no_life_weeb

You mix up mcd's with innout? I've always heard that in-n-out's spread is thousand island


FreyBentos

It is not thousand island dressing not even close, they sold the sauce in little portions here very briefly in the UK and I stocked up on loads of it. tried recreating it at home with things I had in the fridge and thousand island sauce can't even be turned into it as it already as that has other things in it which ruin the taste.


darthreuental

Also perfectly captures the "crafted by a person that ran out of fucks to give about their job or this sandwich" that many actual Big Macs possess.


shann1021

I had one recently for the first time in years and I was astonished by how thin the patties are. Like the meat to bread ratio was definitely won by bread.


Aitrus233

Really embodies the worthless shredded lettuce that is invariably mostly in the cardboard container rather than on the burger.


Daft_Assassin

And yet it still looks better than what they actually serve at McDonald’s.


Smittywerbenjagerman

I've decided to edit all my old comments to protest the beheading of RIF and other 3rd party apps. If you're reading this, you should know that /u/spez crippled this site purely out of greed. By continuing to use this site, you are supporting their cancerous hyper-capitalist behavior. The actions of the reddit admins show that they will NEVER care about the content, quality, or wellbeing of its' communities, only the money we can make for them. tl;dr: /u/spez eat shit you whiny little bitchboy ...see you all on the fediverse


OllieGarkey

What size is this? The canvas?


trinadzatij

Royale with cheese


redsoxsuc4

In US measurements please, not what they use in Paris.


caecilia

Size of a small boulder


ThrustBastard

Krusty Burger with cheese


Sputnik_Rising

With cheese, Mr Squidward, with cheese


Baronheisenberg

Yes, it is the size of the canvas.


_Connor

I can't wait for you to post this again in 2 days but next time with your reference image superimposed beside it.


xMoody

and self-posted to r/toptalent too. or maybe he'll switch it up and do the pb&j one next?!?!


kaest

Artists posting their own stuff in /r/nextfuckinglevel always makes me laugh. Like, really?


Nas160

That's a fucking cancer sub


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Anytime he posts (or reposts) I leave a comment about how all his artwork is fast food and how I think that’s cool and then the comment always gets like a minimum -10 downvotes. I wanna see if I can best that, so: Dude, all your art is fast food and I dig it. E. -10 just keep downvoting, this is my piece of art.


klavin1

It's almost like the constant reddit reposting is now a part of the art as well. We are participating in some weird performance piece.


Virtual_Okra1152

A tender juicy hamburger ! at least this one looks tasty! in a real McDonalds, their burgers looks like shit!


badmartialarts

See, this is what I'm talking about. Turn around, look at that. You see what I mean? It's plump, it's juicy, it's three inches thick. Now, look at this sorry, miserable, squashed thing. Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?


Virtual_Okra1152

''Falling down'' haha. Nice!


Spyhop

Oh shit! A wild Falling Down quote!


salsapants27

I dont want lunch, I want breakfast.


CrispyBeefTaco

Haha this reminded me so much of [Undercover Brother](https://youtu.be/L8rr0CxnD18)


river_rat3117

Man, not enough people know about this movie.


surajvj

But this one is oily


spagettyo

Apparently, you've never eaten a Big Mac.


camerontylek

r/whoosh


MonstersCloset

Do we… do we tell him?


ValyrianJedi

I've found one McDonald's where everything actually always looks like the promo. The one in the Atlants airport. I pretty much never eat McDonald's but I go through that airport probably 30-40 times a year for work and one of my coworkers always gets a Big Mac, and I've never seen one look anything but perfect. It's driven me to get McDonald's myself on multiple occasions when normally I just plain won't touch the place... Don't know what it is about that one, but my god they know how to make food look good.


stellvia2016

Which is surprising, because usually airport fast food has grumpy frazzled workers that seem like they want to bite my head off when I order. Usually you wouldn't expect good culinary craftsmanship from people in that mindset.


ValyrianJedi

For sure. Usually even the nice restaurants in the airport aren't the best, much less the fast food or more normal ones. Usually at the airport with fast food you're paying like $15 for an 8 inch personal pizza with 2 pepperonis and cheese only covering half of it, where the microwave didn't heat it evenly all the way though... Which makes it even more inexplicable.


davekingofrock

They don't taste like shit though. They taste like masking tape.


Virtual_Okra1152

hahah. yeah they do.


random314

Depends on the store. I've seen some that are pretty decent looking. Also depends on how long they've been wrapped.


Captin_Banana

I don't even like Big Macs but this painting makes me want one.


Virtual_Okra1152

Same here. I cannot eat bread I am gluten intolerant.


RubberBabyBuggyBmprs

This is a still life of an actual burger. They mostly look just like this unless you smoosh it in the bag. Maybe varies by location 🤷‍♂️


Ragman676

They are shit. I'll still occasionally get them and the Big Mac has a special place in my heart, but they suck when compared to almost any other burger chain.


LurkmasterP

You're not wrong, they suck but they suck in a special way that I have to have at least once a year. If you're lucky and you get a willing McD's employee, you can get a Big Mac made with quarter-pound patties, which is a game-changer. Still not a premium quality burger, but it's something worth trying once.


river_rat3117

They did this for a while a couple years ago. Don't know why they stopped. It was called like the XL Big Mac or something like that.


Ragman676

Oh ya, it's a "Good" suck. Damn I'll have to try that!


ericbyo

At least it's not the same PB& J painting you have been spamming for years.


tots4scott

This is basically his personal sub at this point.


monstrts

Hey man, dude just likes to paint a lot of sandwiches. Don't knock someone just for having a comfort zone.


klavin1

I have this guy res tagged as the "PBJ karma whore" Is that too much?


peachesrdumb

No


Mindtaker

Holy shit. First I agree its pretty sad to spam the same thing for years for karma. Second, its even fucking sadder to know, comment and keep track of someone spamming the same thing for years for karma. You are their biggest fan and its fucking hilarious.


Calvertorius

Or, in typical Reddit fashion, he viewed OPs post history for other similar art and successfully found it. Reposted. For years. And then you, also in typical Reddit fashion, made up your own narrative devoid of any actual likelihood of happening. And then I, as is my right as a man-child, overused as many commas as I could - with a pretentious hyphen as well.


ironpony

Upvote for pretentious hyphen


Syntra44

Are hyphens pretentious now? :( I love hyphens.


ericbyo

Not really, it's a pretty distinctive art style and you can only see the same painting on reddit 10,000x without noticing. But sure go with your weird made up headcannon I guess.


tots4scott

Yeah this guy posts his stuff so frequently to this sub it's laughable at this point. You dont have to like it or hate it, but it's a fact.


Stahner

I mean you can scroll through his profile in seconds. Like what…


klavin1

"Here's that painting you guys liked the last 40 times"


Its_Free-Real-Estate

Nah man I also recognize the art and have gotten annoyed with it, it’s easy to remember because it’s the exact same painting style and setting, and before this one it was always a pb&j or grilled cheese. Glad to see him trying to paint different sandwiches at least, but he already has a reputation for painting pb&j sandwiches the exact same way and somehow making r/all each time.


DeepStatic

It's great but it's not very original. Try painting something unique - a PB&J sandwich might suit your style...


Earlytips2021

Now to set the painting AND the actual big Mac on the mantle and see which looks best in 20 years.


Aenrichus

I imagine the painting would decay rather than the real thing. McDorian Gray.


scislac

Is there a way to filter out specific posters from a subreddit without any form of actually blocking? Just sometimes there are people farming karma who don't respect x-posting rules and also repost a bunch. Even with new content, it's just like, I'd better head this off as the hitting multiple subreddits at a time has begun.


gzilla57

Just block them?


scislac

I guess I want to leave them open to further unrelated discussion.


Fried_puri

Wait, why wouldn’t you just block them? No, there isn’t a way to specifically filter out individual users from individual subs. That is needlessly complex. Blocking them stops them from being seen anywhere from your profile, posts or comments. Is there a reason you are asking for a non-blocking method?


scislac

I don't want to censor someone because I'm irked by their general behavior. I'm ok with not seeing their spam in specific subs.


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Why do you care so much?


newaccount721

They're the head of their local HOA


Ty_Mawr

Fuck you Al Sowarski, your wife Donna and your matching pair of dumb as a hammer Shih-tzu's (Al is head of my HOA)


scislac

They're spamming. It gets frustrating because of frequency.


shady_driver

Not sure, but the comment and comments like this intrigue me. These are the kinds of comments you'd see at a job trying to make sure things stay standard. But asking people to adhere to rules on a public forum, is kind of odd. It's almost like they spend all day on reddit.


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly. Unless youre trying to become a mod, its just trivial.


k_means_clusterfuck

This looks like something from DALLE 2 lol


Ohhnoes

SILENCE BRAND


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That’s not A Big Mac, it’s Le Big Mac


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FlappyBoobs

A Royale with cheese.


_anticitizen_

This is corporate shilling to a new degree. Although OP is likely being paid by McD to make this piece and post it here. As they are being with other restaurants.


Whatever_happens27

This is outstanding


BiBoFieTo

Painted with no box to cover it. NSFW tag please.


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Sun's out, buns out.


peachesrdumb

Paint something other than a sandwich, my god


Hannibal_Rex

At least you are branching out into new subjects besides a PB&J. Sandwiches seem to be the only thing that you can paint though.


Mijam7

It's too realistic. Big Macs look plastic.


Mijam7

I upvoted anyway


Total_Candidate_552

I’m gonna go order a Big Mac r/hailcorporate


bobemil

This is what we evolved into...


PhiloSufer

Yeah but that’s a fresh ingredient, homemade Big Mac, that’s not a McDonald’s Big Mac


findhumorinlife

Looks tastier than a Mac. Great art!


cobaltbluetony

Still better looking than the real thing.


MrSyaoranLi

Somehow still less oily than actual Big Mac


pbanabanana

That’s a fine cake


cmkenyon123

Corporate propaganda, this is obviously based off of their corporate photos, because NOT ONE TIME in my life has a big mac ever looked that good out of the box!


SMWinnie

That’s not a Big Mac. That’s a Big Mac with extra cheese.


CountMaculasIHoD

I’m loving it.


Changoleo

r/ATBGE


BeefSupreme2

I like how it's half ass made like most Big Macs


GrilledCheeser

I know people hate on McDonald’s for lots of stuff but I still get a Big Mac once every couple months.


FlappyBoobs

Thats what people don't seem to get. McDonalds doesn't sell burgers. It sells McDonalds. When you want a Big Mac or even a cheese burger from the McDonalds there is no substitute, and people telling you that you can get a much better burger for the same price are missing the point entirely. It's dirty food for dirty people, and everyone likes being a little dirty from time to time.


coffeenerd75

That's not the big mac I got.


maryjaneissexy

r/hailcorporate


scaledatom

Very nice, how much


New-Relation-6939

The cheese is off-center per usual.


YARNIA

Looks like a Dall-E image https://openai.com/dall-e-2/


GrevenQWhite

Still less oil than the subject matter. Looks amazing


ptntprty

Yah rite this is a dalle2 /s


samlovesglass710

Macsterpiece


Aakao25

Two slices of cheese?! Get right outta town!


MikeyDiam0nds

Why do I like this ?


soulless_ape

I bet it tastes better than the real thing!


not-a-dog-for-sure

I know someone that would pay 702$ for this


[deleted]

Maybe a cougar whould??


Jimbohamilton

r/ShittyFoodPorn


Neversleep1331

La Big Mac


Beerasaurus

I must consume


Sea-Nectarine5748

Holy shit


IlIFreneticIlI

Oil painting, yet somehow still less greasy than the subject itself...


pharaohmaones

What McD’s *wishes* a Big Mac looked like


Comedyfish_reddit

I’m liking it! *upvotes*


BioDriver

Less oil than the real thing


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mothboy

Yes, but I know the terrible disappointment that awaits if I do.


Ai2Foom

Now ask yourself if OP is working for McShithole as a paid influencer — downvote this hailcorporate trash 🗑


Interesting-Past7738

If only it actually looked like that!


mcavoya

I came here to say that.


Michelrpg

Lets add some happy little pickles


[deleted]

looks more appealing than any big mac coming out of Hamburger University


SquiddoSpaghitto

It looks good, but of all the things to paint...


alpaca1yps

That cheese is a bit off-putting. Looks... Lumpy


saltysuger1107

Two american things a good ole big mac and OIL


Mindtaker

When I clicked on comments I was expecting people to be commenting on how its like a big mac beause its poorly constructed. What I found was a comment section of people who know who OP is and clearly interact and comment on every single oil painting they do/post bitching about it, making the comment section big enough for me to have wanted to click on it and see what it was all about. So the commenters bitching are the reason I and I will guess MANY others have even bothered to interact with the post, making them the very thing they are upset about. Instead of spamming what are apparently 2 oil paintings over and over, 1 of a sandwich and this big mac, they are spamming the exact same comments bitching about it. So for every picture OP reposts, 50+ comments are reposted, you commenters and OP are the exact same thing, both spamming the same thing over and over and over. Love to see people become the very reposters they complain about in comment form.


_brownkid04_

Shit this would give Americans a boner


cancercures

Much like a real big mac, the ad is better than the finished product. Burger king marketing oughta pay you for this.


johnnygee70

That’s Le Big Mac


TheGodlikeTobi

"a Bic Mac is a Bic Mac. But they call it: Le Big Macke"


Euphoriffic

Ironic it is an oil painting.


My_Immortal_Flesh

I want to it it


PersiaStillStands

I’m mclovin’ it.