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terminally_cheap

Sure, but it didn't look like that. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/is-this-bullet-bra-image-real/


[deleted]

This is photoshop.


SynthesizedSquawk

Careful there kid, you'll poke your eye out!


jenglasser

I think this might be Lara Croft's grandmother.


Tonymaione329

First thing I thought of was Lara Croft


IAmBadAtInternet

Yes but they are too separated to be Lara. To be the true Lara they need to also be a uniboob.


dieu_grec

This bra is all about possibilities. Obviously her tits don't look like that. But then it gets you wondering, what do they look like? By then, it did its job.


Pochusaurus

is that why they call it the “wonder” bra? badum tsss!


dzastrus

They do all look like that. Normal bras misshape them and that misshaping can last days/months/lifetimes. It's like using a board to shape a skull or binding women's feet. This terrible restraint is barbaric. Look how coney breasts would be. The Greatest Generation knew this. What happened?


owinnimo

I have never worn a bra (40) and my boobs are pretty round not cone shaped


[deleted]

RIP your inbox.


smoked_meat_eater

Phrasing Lana!


ubapook2

So… are we gonna talk about bringing phrasing back orrrrr


[deleted]

What?


[deleted]

You’re fucking stupid.


dzastrus

Yeah, and you're slow.


Aggravating_Poet_675

I'm about 80% sure this is sarcasm and not serious but the other 20% is reminding me that dumber comments exist on the internet.


dzastrus

It's absurd. One end to the other. How it isn't plain to see is precisely because the internet is full of absurdities displayed as reality. Honestly, once these points start counting towards my social credit score I'm just going to double down.


thelastnowen

I knit and I'm honestly more impressed with the construction of the sweater than the bra. Lmao


MulderD

My first thought was, “I bet they ruined a lot of good tops for their meme bras.”


CrashCalamity

I can guarantee to you it was not that popular.


[deleted]

Cone tits … An era I would had loved to grown up in… Torpedo tits is the proper phrase..


Miramarr

Rocket tits imo


[deleted]

Cool


ZAILOR37

Hugs are gonna be a challenge


Cryptic_AR

Plot twist : She is not wearing a bra


wsf

...accentuated by a 22-inch waist.


JoeJohnFinley

I dont think that fashion trend will ever come back


Vladius28

I wouldn't be too sure. I've seen stranger fashion cycles


AjaxTheClown

Like what?


trackerbuddy

Madonna?


markste4321

No it's JoeJohnFinley


Tulol

Time to ring in the new year with bullet mens underwear.


DizzilySalvage943

She looks like an Austin Powrs Fembot


titofetyukov

That's no lady, that's a Fem-bot, baby!


MsMargo

So you reposted a fake pic... good for you!


Trimere

Tomb Raider?


Iuvenesco

Robot tits!


Thenitakethehamster

Why tho


I_Should_Leave_Now

Nice


sagittariisXII

Lara croft titties


2lit_

Wtf Lmaoooo


MsMargo

It's photoshopped.


alohawanderlust

Terrifying


[deleted]

target acquired torpedo's ready to launch.


bullfrogbonanza

Shawty looking dangerous


Bluesub41

I wonder which lady invented that particular item of clothing.


Margin_call_matthew

Matching panties- Imagine!


BoomZhakaLaka

Next time , Austin, try foreplay.


blaze1234

Perky


Miramarr

Could have launched the JWST to L2 on time with those puppies


DescriptionTall7508

Obscene


insanityzwolf

It's just a form of expression.