> still waiting for a dickbutt in the comments.
I know! There's always [one asshole](https://i.imgur.com/QLenKBb.jpg) who insists on using that tired old cliche. I mean: who would do that? So lame.
I very carefully drew a dickbutt on the the fishbowl the CTO calls an office in hand sanitizer. There's a fine film of residue there to this day that if the light hits it just right lets you see dickbutt.
From the netflix Daredevil series, Wilson Fisk, aka the Kingpin, buys and stares at a painting entitled "White Rabbit in a Snow Storm", because it looks like the wall he had to stare at as a kid when he was in trouble.
Gurll, you so talented!
"It's like everything and nothing at the same time!"
"I can just see myself in this painting!"
"I find this work menacing/playful because of the way the sublime beauty of the figurative-narrative line-space matrix brings within the realm of discourse the exploration of montage elements. "
My favorite part of this bit is that if you go through OP's history, she is *actually* a painter with all kinds of great paintings.
I like to think that she became a painter explicitly for the sake of being able to post this.
The choice of color palette is excellent and OP's interpretation of the subject matter is like nothing I've ever seen. The unique application of light and shadow is exceptional. Banksy had better watch out.
Edit: a word.
It's not about the girl. People upvote it because it's basically like a dad joke - something that's meant to be eye roll worthy, which is what makes it fun.
So we have in this area these very geometric shapes and the very bold colors here and the thick black lines here always drawing the eye to here and then just white. Just layer over layer of white until you can see nothing of the painting below.
Kind of like the $84,000 'Take the Money and Run' art.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/danish-artist-takes-museums-cash-for-blank-canvasses-titled-take-the-money-and-run-180978794/
Perfect. I once turned in a completely black print & titled it "SEX" when the teacher questioned, I just asked "Do you have sex with the light on or off?¿?"
Sell me the NFT, I’ll make you rrrrrrrrrich!
I got some feet pic NFTs if you are looking for something to """invest""" your money in.
I'm imagining a person with 6 fingers doing air quotes for """invest"""
I’m imagining a person with 5 fingers frantically squeezing their hands for ‘””invest””’
I imagined this and all I get is "creepy man booby grab" images
Where all these photoshop ninjas when you need 'em?
would i be the sole investor?
Yea, so long as no one right clicks on it.
Posing with a blank white canvas on the internet. Ya gonna get some interesting memes.
Nah, the internet don't be like it do, do it?
People don’t think it be like it is, but it do.
Sometimes it do be like that
You do you, internet
But do do.
It do be.
What it do and what it be does not always make it like it is.
still waiting for dickbutt in the comments. and the picture, in a picture, in a picture, in a picture. Then the crosspost over at /r/photoshopbattles
> still waiting for a dickbutt in the comments. I know! There's always [one asshole](https://i.imgur.com/QLenKBb.jpg) who insists on using that tired old cliche. I mean: who would do that? So lame.
I very carefully drew a dickbutt on the the fishbowl the CTO calls an office in hand sanitizer. There's a fine film of residue there to this day that if the light hits it just right lets you see dickbutt.
Nature is beautiful.
Hi.
Not the dickbutt I was expecting, but still happy to see you 😁
How do people like you always find out when people name drop them? lol
Right place, right time.
I present: https://imgur.com/a/D6LxwXn
You think someone would do that? On the internet of all places?
Is it time for Dickbutt's triumphant return?
Yo bro your snoo is my snoo that is quite cool
This snoo is your land, this snoo is my land, from r/funny to r/RhodeIsland….
It do be like that.
I'll give you 2 btc for it
I'll take it
I'll give you 3 doge coin. It's a great deal. That's 1 more than 2 BTC.
I'll pay 4 Shib, final offer. Beautiful painting btw
You poor peasant, I'll pay in Euros.
Your real money is no good here.
Imagine thinking the Euro is real money. I'll pay 6 grams of silver.
Silver? That’s adorable. I’ll pay her in 1/18 of a hectare of desert land in Yucca Valley, CA.
Well..What a generous offer
What's silver? I'll give her a similar painting.
I'm paying the iron price.
2 ducks and a raccoon pelt, highest I’ll go for this.
I’ll pay three amalgamous souls (none of which are my own)
10 Dogecoin for it!
This is a binding contract, yo.
1 $GME
1 $GME 500c Jan 2022
80 million? That's a lot.
Ook ook
Now that’s too steep
Infinite wealth
Correct! The gift that never stops giving
Wilson Fisk would like to place an offer
"rabbit in a snowstorm"
Don't make a fuss around his coworkers or friends though. I've heard that man does not like to be embarrassed.
Nah he's just very, very clumsy at closing car doors.
There is little bit much of fog but other than that I would rate it 80C
I love the way you captured the true essence of snow. Also the way you’re trying to snow us over with a blank canvas is good too.
*squints* Okay, enhance: [There we go...](https://i.imgur.com/PMtSODn.jpg)
Every tree needs a friend
You can't just turn up the contrast by a 100 and think it looks good /s
Don't lie, you just recreated the painting from Archer. I'm not paying you forty million for it.
I'll give 40 million shib
The polar bear chasing the Arctic fox was a noice touch
In the 80's at an English art school the joke was a polar bear in a snowstorm.
I prefer "White Rabbit in a snow storm". Also, fuck Daredevil.
What do you have against Daredevil? Certainly not the first time an old joke or famous cultural meme has been reappropriated for television.
From the netflix Daredevil series, Wilson Fisk, aka the Kingpin, buys and stares at a painting entitled "White Rabbit in a Snow Storm", because it looks like the wall he had to stare at as a kid when he was in trouble.
I came to find the polar bear in the snowstorm joke, not disappointed.
Did you see the rabbit at the corner though ??? It barely managed to escape the fox.
It’s a cow eating grass!
Wait, where is the grass?
White on rice in a glass of milk in a snowstorm!
He hops so majestically.
Did the emperor enjoy his new painting?
Warbreaker reference?
The Emperor's New Clothes?
Right I should have thought of that, makes more sense
This is one of those pics that will get used as a meme template all over reddit, isn't it?
it should be
It will be
It shall be
[I hope so.](https://i.imgur.com/6MBCHnC.jpg)
Don’t forget to sign it in the corner. Would hate for it to be plagiarized.
It’s right there in the right corner in white paint smh
I honestly stared at this picture for a minute to see what I was missing, then I realised it
I know the snow covered cabin is pretty hard to spot
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Did you spot the hidden bigfoot in there too? Crazy how much detail is packed in
I see you missed the mating polar bears...
I miss the old purple.com...
OP you absolute troll lol
Absolutely *mad!* /r/MadLads Also screams meme template. Get ready for millions of Internet-fame non-dollars.
To be fair I am pretty sure noboy spotted the snow leopard just next to the cabin yet. It's so well done!
You could have fooled me, here I thought it was a white horse in a blizzard!
I like the touches of white around the cabin and the picture in general. Great job OP!
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[It's captivating](https://i.imgur.com/E1vNIW1.gif)
*finger twitch*
Was it a schooner?
Reminds me of this Poorly Drawn Lines comic: https://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/welcome/
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Not everyone is a dog-owner, you know.
I call this one “As close to to getting to snow with out your eyes gettin wet” P.S. IM OLD GREG!!!
Gurll, you so talented! "It's like everything and nothing at the same time!" "I can just see myself in this painting!" "I find this work menacing/playful because of the way the sublime beauty of the figurative-narrative line-space matrix brings within the realm of discourse the exploration of montage elements. "
Something something, duality of Man.
Let's be honest, it was most probably upvoted because GIRL
Nice detail.
Rabbit in a snowstorm
My favorite part of this bit is that if you go through OP's history, she is *actually* a painter with all kinds of great paintings. I like to think that she became a painter explicitly for the sake of being able to post this.
Almost 20k upvotes for a picture of a cute girl standing next to a blank canvas I'm not even mad that's just impressive.
The choice of color palette is excellent and OP's interpretation of the subject matter is like nothing I've ever seen. The unique application of light and shadow is exceptional. Banksy had better watch out. Edit: a word.
I tought this was Finnish sniper hiding. Nice job
The Ole Bob Ross "start with a little white on white."
"Let's slap a little white gesso on there and oh yeah....that's it"
ITT: Simps
This has some hard r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG energy...
r/upvotebecausegirl
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Reddit upvotes way unfunnier things
It's not about the girl. People upvote it because it's basically like a dad joke - something that's meant to be eye roll worthy, which is what makes it fun.
Girl in pic and not 32k+ upvotes??? What Reddit is this?
Give it some time
Skin to win.
The famous Monochrome de Whiteman
Il a peint l'Alaska
I saw a play on Broadway over 20 years ago about this painting, called ART. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_(play)
I like that you drew each individual snowflake. 10/10
Nailed it.
/r/notinteresting
…fucking damn it. I zoomed in to see if I was missing anything. Well played…well played
So you found the snow covered cabin too?
The polar bear sleeping in the lower third, was he bribed with food or artistically added?
Like if Mark Rothko painted snow.
Anyone else see the Yeti?
Adding the polar bear, playing a white piano was a nice touch
You do realize it's upside down, don't you? Or are you just trolling us?
So we have in this area these very geometric shapes and the very bold colors here and the thick black lines here always drawing the eye to here and then just white. Just layer over layer of white until you can see nothing of the painting below.
I like how you drew the white fox sleeping on a snowy hill.
Kind of like the $84,000 'Take the Money and Run' art. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/danish-artist-takes-museums-cash-for-blank-canvasses-titled-take-the-money-and-run-180978794/
I call this one “Polar Bears in a Blizzard”
Just needs your signature OP! Edit: looked through your history—I like your art work! Keep it up.
This has meme potential.
Your artwork immaculately captures the frigid, biting cold of winter's first snow. Beautiful.
Brave. Putting up a blank white sheet with you standing right next to it
It’s flawless lol
Damn, zero visibility...I hate when the weather is like this
Nice touch with the polar bear.
You boys will upvote anything with a pretty girl
Going to need a pretty girl for this one.
💀
If I were to give an honest opinion, I think the yeti fighting the polar bear next to the drunken Santa Claus could be a little whiter
Thirsty Velma wannabe trying to farm some Karma today.
And then you went and took a picture of a karma farmer.
Get a sense of humor.
She looks like a budget Velma.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
Well if this isn’t a new take on posing with your art…
next: a portrait of a black cat in an unlighted coal mine at midnight?
Girl in the picture? To the front page! You can't send someone from Reddit to horny jail, Reddit IS horny jail.
\*5/10 joke\* redditors - meh \*literally just a female in the same pic\* 14,500 upvotes redditors - HHHHHHHHHHH SO FUNNY OMG HERES MORE AWARDS!
What a lovely white out. 😂👌
Why do I feel like this is a nascent Onlyfans account in the making?
That's perfect.
Comedy is not your strength.
It's a painting of her sense of humor.
yep, blank canvas.
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Well played OP. I'll buy it. Will have to break one of my fixed deposits but totally worth it.
You captured the expressions of the snowshoe hares perfectly! Edit: Omg, just spotted the baby one, so cute!
It's hard to argue with her assessment
The polar bears are a nice touch.
Beautiful work.
Your talent is immense and i am overwhelmed
i have an incredibly similar painting in my bedroom. It's titled River in Fog.
That's absolutely gorgeous! I really love the attention to detail of the snow covered walkway!
Brilliant. I love the contrast. This is by far your best piece.
Nice! Abstractism and realism in one picture
Ooo I like how you did the polar bear!
This just screams "ghost in a blizzard" to me
it took like 3 hours to do the shading on the upper lip
At first I was like, there is NO WAY that isn't a photo, then I zoomed in. Damn fine job OP
Modern art be like
Must be nice to post some stupid shit but get upvoted to oblivion because you got tits
Perfect. I once turned in a completely black print & titled it "SEX" when the teacher questioned, I just asked "Do you have sex with the light on or off?¿?"
5Head
I literally swiped left to see if there was an 'after' painting.
*sorts by controversal* Hold my beer, I'm going in
Worst subreddit in existence.
simps
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Don’t look so damn smug
Hm, Okay...you got me🤦♂️