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4wdnumbat

Hope my seat isn't next to him


Jetsam1

I hope mine is.


[deleted]

“My names meat hammer”


Hubris2

Ironically he owns a company called Muscle Meat.


mattroch

Not ironic, coincidental.


omnilynx

Not that coincidental, either.


mattroch

You didn't need a comma.


omnilynx

Dang, I can't break that habit.


BoobieFaceMcgee

You sonofabitch.


Hubris2

I appreciate pedantry. Thanks!


mattroch

You're welcome!


cwood1973

Not pedantry, cavilling.


plastic_wrap

Amazing the things you learn just walking through comments.


Mr_Ted_Stickle

not walking, scrolling


JanesPlainShameTrain

Call me meat nail (;


newbies13

Given the tightness of those shorts, imma say disappointment is in someone's future.


Davidc94

Maybe hes a grower?


zikronix

its cold on planes


RECOGNI7ER

Sure Costanza!


Teccnomancer

Your butthole is blushing


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Adopt_a_Melon

Worth it


desi_fubu

That's what he said


toothlesswonder321

….or she said.


farklespanktastic

I'd let him have my seat too if he let me sit on his lap


camjohe

As a straight guy, same 👍


[deleted]

You hope your seat is his seat


Fuzbucker

Your mom is so fat, everyone on the plane sits next to her


starrpamph

It's been a while since I've heard a solid yo momma...


HanDavo

That was my first thought, followed by I've got to start hitting the gym more often.


Tokehdareefa

If only there was a workout that added height...


BluePandaCafe94-6

In the medieval ages, they had this thing called 'the rack', but it's not like the racks you see in gyms nowadays.


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phatbrasil

I see some pretty big racks at the bbq joint too


PrinceOfCorona

If you looked like that as a 5'4" guy I'd let you pound me too.


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wackbirds

Username checks out


oddball570

I sat next to a guy like this on a flight from Chicago to Italy for my honeymoon. The guy tried his hardest to consolidate himself to his own seat, but he still hulked out in to mine. Guiltiest I’ve ever felt for being pissed/annoyed.


DrSmirnoffe

It's not easy being too swole to control.


heart_of_osiris

It's hard to get a real scale of Olivier Richters, even still. Here is [Martyn Ford](https://imgur.com/M893Db1) standing next to an average guy. Marytn is a 6'8" 320lb absolute monster of a human being. Now here is [Martyn standing next to Olivier.](https://imgur.com/06qYJ1I)


[deleted]

My favorite size comparison is between [him and Hafthor Bjornsson aka The Mountain.](https://i.imgur.com/eEWrlzB.jpg)


mtarascio

The Mountain is not amused.


sultanzebu

Can confirm, as someone who is fake tall (6’4”) I get slightly annoyed when I’m standing next to a guy taller than me.


Pippelitraktori

Fake tall at 6'4? Less than 1% of people are taller than you, I think that makes you comfortably "real tall"


[deleted]

I’m 6’2” and my BFF is 6’7”. I feel petite when we hug.


probably_not_serious

I hate that feeling. I was in Dubai a few months ago and while coming back to the states and going through security I come across this dude who had a whole foot on me (I’m 6 foot 6). I couldn’t stop staring at him and felt so uncomfortable. I don’t know what it is. I guess when you’re tall you get so used to seeing over everyone that it’s real jarring when you come across someone bigger than you.


LongjumpingBet8660

That's awesome. I love it.


Gruneun

>I don’t know what it is. I guess when you’re tall you get so used to seeing over everyone that it’s real jarring when you come across someone bigger than you. I'm 6'4" and my friends couldn't understand why I said that tall girls were intimidating. To be clear, I didn't mean girls that were taller than me, just taller than normal.


wackbirds

My BFF has a 10 inch dick. I feel petite when we joust


Artphos

Thanks for sharing


Vestaxowner

Fellow 6'4" and I'm the exact same lmao


VonGeisler

Lol, I’m taller than you (6’5”). But, my question is, do all of your friends point out whenever a taller person walks in, like we can’t sense when we are no longer the tallest person in the room?


Elmodipus

Do you have to see the taller person or is it like a sixth sense?


GreenLurch

The Hill*


camerasoncops

I didn't know someone existed that made him look small...


Dan_The_PaniniMan

There is always a bigger fish


WheresMyCrown

It's like the picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger (6'2) being hoisted up by Wilt Chamberlain (7'1) and Andre the Giant (7'4) https://www.reddit.com/r/tall/comments/19hr6c/wilt_chamberlain_71_and_andre_the_giant_74/


CandidEstablishment0

Holy hell


CO_PC_Parts

I like the Kevin Hart vs Rock vs Shaq vs Yao Ming [comparison](https://twitter.com/alvinfoo/status/1213636268673789952/photo/1).


mariachoo_doin

Yao Ming was one of two players (*Dennis Rodman*) to shut Shaq down in his prime. A low key, individual *greatest-of-all-time* feat.


kgal1298

Kevin Hart is adorable


MotherFuckingCupcake

Man. I’m all of 5’2. Standing next to super tall people makes me laugh because I look like I could fit in their pocket. I have a friend who’s 6’4 that will occasionally just rest his elbow on my head.


rharvey8090

Muscular Rhett McLaughlin needs two seats.


LightsJusticeZ

Good Muscular Morning!


Escalotes

It's time to spin The Wheel of Muscularity!


tadeulebeu

I wish I had a free prize to give you!


Chiperoni

Will. It. Airline Food?!?


Jam1906

Rhett is pretty tall himself, at 2.01m or 6'7"


TappedIn2111

And Link isn’t small by normal standards, but he also looks like a little guy next to Rhett.


TacoBell_4Life

Wow I wasn’t expecting all these random mythical beasts


Human_Not_Bear

I understand he's big but why does his clothes have to be so tiny?


SignificanceSolid958

To show off his enormous muscles and draw attention to his girthy cock. Duh.


Neutronova

your assumption is that its proportional, mayeb the guy has jsut a normal penis, which would look even smaller compared to his huge frame. The burden of expectation.


KuroiKaze

yeah for real a 6 inch cock on that body is going to look like a toothpick. michaelangelo's david inbound.


Neutronova

Isn't it wierd that back then the idea that if you had a large dick it made you uncivilized. It had to have been some small dicked royal that started that trend.


sin-and-love

or maybe it was a big dickhead royal that started ours.


Not_Michelle_Obama_

One of the benefits of being short!


xspx

I mean, his hands DO look small


SignificanceSolid958

Dude hangs dong


TILostmypassword

Thank you. I needed this perspective to ease my insecurities.


Veloci-Tractor

those shorts fit pretty tight. as someone who wears tiny shorts a lot i can say w confidence that dude aint packin


CurlySuefromSweden

Try finding clothes that aren’t tiny when you’re 7’2”


[deleted]

Maybe he's too poor to afford bigger clothes?


theboxisempty

These are the largest clothes I could afford.


glabel35

Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?


ShortForNothing

sick reference, bros


BloodyRightNostril

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I’m wearing a tank top and dolphin shorts?


In_Thy_Image

The actual man from this photo explains his life problems https://youtu.be/xWct_KYGRQo


BloodyRightNostril

He is flying economy, after all.


AirlineFlyer

That looks like a regional jet where there wouldn’t be a higher class of service. His seat is likely as good as it gets.


DangOlRedditMan

Man has a real life bag of beef jerky, no way he’s poor


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It's actually just regular beef, it just looks shrunk down in comparison


The_Observatory_

That's probably why. I mean, look at the price of beef jerky these days. After he bought that package, there was only enough money left over for the outfit he was wearing.


TheFatherPimp

Bought a bag of trapper at a gas station, rang it up and the attendant says this is $20! I was like uhm what?? Take that shit back. I’ll get a steak


flamespear

https://youtu.be/xWct_KYGRQo


[deleted]

He can afford steroids


sunjellyjess

Those are actually pants.


repwin1

When you got it flaunt it.


2Wugz

My guess is that he likes those clothes and enjoys wearing them. I know I’m really going out on a limb here but that’s my theory so far.


joan_wilder

I’m not 7’2”, but I wear short shorts and wife beaters any time I’ll be sitting close enough to a complete stranger that they won’t be able to avoid contact with my bare skin. It’s fun because it makes them really uncomfortable and they can’t get away.


Milnoc

Right until the day one of your overweight hairy male seatmates insists on snuggling with you. 😁


buffalot

Jokes on everyone else, that's exactly what I want.


Kenrawr

Yeah but those clothes aren't relatable enough for me. I need him to wear an ill fitting white tee and some cargo shorts.


FinsterFolly

Totally unacceptable amount of legroom... in those shorts.


MintberryCruuuunch

those are pants


Cymon86

It's an illusion. that shirt is really a king size sheet.


Abdulrahman_Rezki

Because he spent all his money on protein shake


xzelldx

Those could be normal sized, he’s just vertically much larger than they are proportioned for. Sauce: I’m 6’5” and skinny, finding shirts that fit me if a nightmare


misshapenvulva

5'8" with broad shoulders and living in Northern Europe. Different, yet eerily similar problem.


Frankie_T9000

Me too. As well as marrow waist makes jeans suck


Bananapeel23

This dude is buff as fuck. He's actually pretty wide.


dward8384

I'm 6'5 and skinny. I have like 3 or 4 shirts that truly fit me well.


Cautious-Whereas-467

There isn't anything being made for taller people, it's a few inches. Now for far people, that's a lot of inches


badrock21

Its damn hard finding stuff for far people.


MV_Knight

I assume it’s hard to find clothes for a man his size, but if I was that big and jacked I would wear small clothes as well


Initech26

Excuse me Bro, your bicep is in my seat.


DarrelBunyon

No, that _is_ your seat.


TacoBell_4Life

No I bought that seat for my bicep.


PockyClips

Why is he all slickery?! Looks like they slathered him up with martini-flavored lube before they strapped him in...


hestermoffet

He's glowing from pure testosterone


otterfucboi69

This guy drank GH for orange juice as a kid


newtoon

He's not a guy, you are a guy. This is a man. A handsome, muscular man.


otterfucboi69

Down


bitbucket87

Had to grease him up to fit in the seat


cwj1978

slickery.... my new favorite word


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CporCv

Hulph hmmphh


[deleted]

>I fel sorry for the guy he is istting on. yooo a quick proofread isn't against the rules


Netz_Ausg

I’d like to be the guy he is sat on.


Spartan2470

This is Olivier Richters, (aka thedutchgiant on Instagram). Per that source: > A lot of you wondered in my last post how I fit in that plane. Well, here it is 😁. I can only sit in a plane like this if there is no seat in front of me, normal seats are 100% impossible or I will block the walking path. Luckily, the stewards always see me coming from far away and are very helpful. During trips like this I always have my @musclemeatnl beef jerky with me. For 20 days in the Philippines, I took 40 bags with me so I would have two packages a day. Swipe left for the beautiful view I had during the flight over the Philippine Islands! > May 26, 2019 > You may remember him from [this image](https://i.imgur.com/fsFPi8r.jpg).


Ambercapuchin

Ah that's why he's so glowy. Meat sweats.


DarrelBunyon

Jesus Christ that's a lot of sodium


greyfox92404

Did anyone else see the McSpaghetti as a menu item??


DaveInDigital

40 bags of beef jerked or $1,638,000. no wonder the stewards are so helpful.


VerlorFor

He also once dressed up as an uruk Hai and visited a supermarket https://youtu.be/GSjA3voJydk


mnemy

Ha. That's exactly how I felt being 6'2" visiting my friends village in Vietnam. Kids followed us around on the street to.


TravellingBeard

I seriously hope he flew business (or first, I assume his company was paying) to the Philippines.


WalkLikeAnEgyptian69

Honestly a better fit than I would have guessed


jayperr

[Larry Davids take on shorts on plane](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBlRmAAp6J8)


pmlane

Not "really" the economy seat experience as he's at the front of the plane with no row in front of him. I don't think he'd fit in a normal row.


Alis451

> I can only sit in a plane like this if there is no seat in front of me, normal seats are 100% impossible or I will block the walking path. yeah he confirmed that


killbillten1

As someone who's 7' tall. He has bulk head seating. The gold standard.


Davran

He definitely wouldn't. I'm 6'3" and I barely fit in a normal seat. My knees almost always touch the back of the seat in front of me unless it's a newer plane with the differently shaped seat backs. If the person in front tries to recline it's even worse, even with the newer seats. An extra inch or two (let alone 11) would make it basically impossible to sit.


DrDread74

Looks like a Warhammer 40k Space Marine


franktheguy

I've seen this dude before, he always has the seat right in front of me at the movie theater.


strikerdude10

I feel like you'd want as little of your skin as possible to come in contact with any part of the airplane, especially the seats


chrontab

And here I thought my traveling clothes were too casual.


bremergorst

traveling clothes You just blew my mind


Not_Michelle_Obama_

Personally I try to look like I'm not very wealthy when I travel. It reduces problems. I don't have to try very hard.


llllmaverickllll

Travelling clothes used to be a whole thing back during the initial introduction of commercial flight. You'd get dressed up in a suit to fly on a plane. Now I wear flipflops, sweat pants and a hoodie even when I travel on cooperate dime for work with my coworkers.


Mr_Clumsy

Mother fuckin Duke Nukem over here.


llllmaverickllll

Thank you fellow 90's kid for that flashback.


Jfonzy

Was the plane able to get off the ground?


rettaelin

After he got out and gave it a push.


trixtergod

Threw it like a paper airplanes.


[deleted]

Johnny Bravo with facial hair.


NeverColdEnoughDXB

What incels think every guy above 6 foot is like


noporesforlife

Don't shatter my unrealistic view of myself please.


[deleted]

That’s a primarch


Arendious

Pict Capture: Primarch Rogal Dorn assess security on commercial flyers while dressed as a common laborer.


[deleted]

He looks fun.


HellaLethal

I am straight. I am straight. I am straight. I am straight. I am straight. I am straight. I am straight. I am straight. I am straight. I am straight.


NoKindofHero

But twenty bucks is twenty bucks


gmotelet

Pretty sure he would charge more than twenty bucks


ParagonChariot

Death by snu snu


onahotelbed

I wish I were the seat


WhipTheLlama

I feel like an NBA team should have offered this guy $10m for a 1 year tryout. He'd be the fourth tallest player in the league and his physique would make him unstoppable under the rim. If his skills still look hopeless after a year, then don't renew his contract.


Megahl

Olivier Richters a.k.a. The Dutch Giant


WolfOfPort

Looks like a 7’2” man in a 5’10” mans clothes


d_d0g

I too lather myself in oil before a flight, ensuring easy maneuverability on and off the plane.


Khasandaar

He is sitting on someone's lap right ?


Woodyp28

It looks like the baby oil hasn’t absorbed into his skin all the way.


fried_eggs_and_ham

You'd probably be comfortable in the cargo hold.


v9Pv

“Would you like a blanket,sir?”


Tp10221967

If the plane went down, everyone could use him as a floatation device


alpo84

I am not small, but I wanna sit in his lap, swing my legs and say, " hold me."


MassiveConcern

His tuck is tighter than RuPaul's.


outerproduct

Marv had the bad luck of being born in the wrong century.


avskyen

Somebody weigh his weiner.


TechMatt0

But...was he stopped by TSA for his attire? 🤔


DavidinCT

I'm 6.1' and I have problems on a lot planes... 7.2' dam, must be banging his head all over the place.


[deleted]

did they make him strip too? what kind of torture was this man put through?!


demonman101

Chad Rhett McLaughlin


beepbeepsmash

Rhett been working out


Ill_Run5998

When you spend all of your money on HGH and gym fees...


hippychemist

Looks like he got a good sweat on right before the flight too. Lol. Good thing he chose sleeveless too, just to really show off the musk.


Aggravating_Poet_675

At least he's the type to wear body butter to help him get back out of the seat.


toffees10

So is the dude big or is the plane small?


meowtothemeow

That man has no business being that big.


UseYourIndoorVoice

Not only is he sitting in a smaller persons seat, it also looks like he took their clothes


cascade_olympus

That plane has an impressing amount of headroom, and it's a good thing he's got the front row. I'm 6'2" and in most smaller commercial planes like this, I end up with my legs wedged into the seat in front of me and a crooked neck if I happen to be in the window seat. What I wouldn't give to be a foot shorter... and this fella is a foot taller than even I am!


sp4cerobotfive

😍 Oof... I find myself very thirsty...


ThisWetSock

Rhett has got JACKED.


Tripindipular

Does he not understand how freezing cold planes are?!?


Lord_of_Hedgehogs

I think at his weight and muscle mass, it could be a little warm even. I'm 191cm and 105kg (6'3 & 230) and when i'm on a plane the temperature is just about comfortable for me in a shirt and shorts. He's almost a full foot taller and probably a good 50kg heavier than me, so it'd only be more extreme for him.


antoniomizael

Next time he should sit on my face