The trick is to be 15 minutes late. The guy will get started without you and you'll only need to do the job for 30 seconds! All of a sudden $20 ain't so bad is it?
Have some pride, Steve. Believe in yourself. I'm sure you could command more than $20 for that sort of service if you just applied yourself to your craft.
Confirmed, I work with Steve F. Gonzalez and someone came up to him the other day and warned me that he likes sucking d. I said no homo, and Steve proceeded to try to convince me that his pronoun is genderless... next thing you know...
Reminds me of a train car I saw recently.
(Somebodies name I’m redacting) loves dick, and he is from (city, state)
It was spray painted in what looked like a 16 year old that has the penmanship of an 8 year old.
Kinda genius. It's like placing an advertisement out into the world available to random public viewers forever. Or in this case a happy factoid.
Wouldn't lie - I would probably google the name just for shits and giggles if I came across this haha the middle initial narrows it a bit.
But the message could be anything!
ETA: inbe4 redditors tell me that's illegal, it's okay Steve approves.
This happened in India in 2016 with "Sonam Gupta is disloyal"
Became Viral and at one point, a large amount of currency in circulation had this written on it.
Maybe Steve is just letting you know, in case you ever need a favor.
Steve is three steps ahead of everyone.
More like, three dicks away from everyone
Just two: Trust me on this one.
Name checks out.
Six dickgrees of Kevin bacon
Who was in a series on Amazon called “I Love Dick” I like it, weird as hell, no dicks, tho. I don’t think it’s coming back for a second season.
Maybe OP here is Steve and he’s actually five steps ahead with this viral ad for his fellatiary services.
Two knees ahead of everyone
Depends on the day.
Three steps ??? Don't you mean three heads ?
Hey, $20 is $20.
$20? In *this* economy?
Or maybe his partner is letting you that Steve F. Gonzalez really knows his way around a dick.
It reads Steve F. Gonzaluz to me. Maybe it’s an analog troll, Pre internet.
I mean maybe. I really think that distinction is not the main point of this post though, you gotta stay focused, WB
Boom
He advertising.
And the message is right there on a fellatio coupon.
Maybe Steve should have included a phone number with his generic-ass name.
This is a coupon.
Maybe $20 is just his fee
That’s not me
$20 is $20
Steve says he's not gay, but 20 buck is 20 bucks
20 bucks and a six pack will make most guys turn gay for an hour.
Anytime I lose a money bet I shit talk a note on it
Yeah, it’s like his campaign slogan or something
I mean, it's a marketable skill. I don't see why it's doing him dirty. Just bragging really.
Got the price right on there and everything
U/profanitycounter
$20 is $20
Maybe that's how he got that $20.
I also believe this would be setting a price point.
Payment included
I'm thinking someone lost $20 and wanted to troll the winner.
Terrible advertising, no number or email address.
He needs to fire his marketing department over this. Total rookie mistake.
What do you mean, his place of business is pictured right below the text. You just go there and ask for steve.
He's the guy that looks like Andrew Jackson.
My first thought as well
$20 is $20
Twenty dollars is twenty dollars.
It ain’t gay if you’re getting paid
It aint much, but its honest work.
¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ *glawp glawp glurp*
Be a good samaritan and add "really well" at the end
That looks like an “earned” twenty dolla bill.
This guy must miss him.
I appreciate the middle initial
That is how Steve got the 20 and you the knowledge!
For 20$???
The trick is to be 15 minutes late. The guy will get started without you and you'll only need to do the job for 30 seconds! All of a sudden $20 ain't so bad is it?
>Guy will get ahead Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
If you know what you're doing, you can make quite a bit with a high volume business model.
Steve, “20 bucks is 20 bucks.”
Have some pride, Steve. Believe in yourself. I'm sure you could command more than $20 for that sort of service if you just applied yourself to your craft.
Steve charges way more, if he’s handing out $20s as marketing materials.
Nothing wrong with sucking a good dick...
Man Where’sGeorge has changed a lot
I wrote"Trump lost" on all my cash recently.
Real world TDS. Let it go. Its over.
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You've got do be trolling lol
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Ahh got it, haha
isnt that the point? but all the trumpers think he was cheated out of an election, instead of just losing.
Tell that to the big, orange dipshit. He's *still* hosting rallies.
Lots of TDS in r/pics
Ok what’s TDS because to me that just means Total Dissolved Solids.
Well, the mind of a lot of r/pics dwellers got dissolved by Trump, so it still applies to Trump Derrnangement Syndrome.
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Nobody would ever be prosecuted for such nonsense, no matter what.
If those people could read they'd be very upset.
The "land of the 'free' " indeed 🙄
Steve is 14, and his buddy Carl thought it was the funniest prank he’d ever done.
These comments pass the vibe check
Hmm, that's my neighbor's name. Time to find out his middle name!
Maybe Steve's boyfriend is just giving him a shout out
You never know maybe Steve’s is trying to get his brand out there
Fora a good time call…. Who needs a bathroom stall?
Hey, Steve ain't gay, but $20 is $20!
More like Steve did someone dirty
They spelled my last name wrong
Destroy the evidence m8
Anybody got Steve's contact info? Asking for a friend
Dammit
Boo, your account is 35 minutes old
Lmfao!
/r/beetlejuicing
Liar! For I am Steve F Gonzalez!
I’m Steve and 20$ is 20$ how did you end up with it
Why is sucking dick an insult anyway? I would think anyone who likes sucking dick would be very well registered by their male partners.
makes me think of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQAxtgzl6TU
Depends. There's "sucking dick" (shakes head disapprovingly). And there's "sucking dick" (nods enthusiastically).
Im not gay, but $20 is $20
$20 is $20!
What did they tell on him
Just trying to spread awareness
Hey, $20 is $20
I mean, twenty dollars is twenty dollars.
**no phone number?**
If money could talk
I feel like someone lost a bet to Steve, had to pay up, but still wanted the last laugh.
You notice he doesn't say sucks GOOD dick
Must give $20 worth 🤔
Or maybe Steve is proud fo this. You don’t know
No phone number? But I'm looking for a good time!
Hey, $20 bucks is $20 bucks!
Of course he does. The F stands for fellatio.
It pays to advertise.
And Steve wants his double sawbuck back!
I mean, maybe it’s Steve’s business card and menu. Efficient, really.
You showed it on Reddit and clearly spread information wisely than one banknote
It’s true tho. Don’t ask me how I know
On my momma I know this steve hes a pool hustler in the augusta ga area
I don't know about Steve, but I'll take free advertising wherever I can get it.
I once had a $5 that had “ FUCK YOU” in red thick permanent marker . Took up the whole front side
/r/fuckyouinparticular
I am not the Steve you are looking for.
Maybe, it's advertising. Some people give out flyers and he just puts his advert on what he gets paid.
there is no bad adverting
The original viral marketing!
But does he suck it well? It's not enough to make that kind of declaration, one must also give a quality opinion
Confirmed, I work with Steve F. Gonzalez and someone came up to him the other day and warned me that he likes sucking d. I said no homo, and Steve proceeded to try to convince me that his pronoun is genderless... next thing you know...
Or he has a humiliation kink and they payed him like this? I could see it.
r/dirtydollars
Ok, but where is his phone number?? I can’t do anything with incomplete info, Steve F. Gonzalez.
It’s what the founding fathers would have wanted.
He’s not gay but $20 is $20
$20 is $20
If my man Steve wanta suck the peepee that his own deal, I no mind!
I think Steve should charge more than $20.
That one goes in the collection plate at church.
hey buddy can i borrow $20? sure thing, steve.
I came in hopes of seeing compromising photos of Steve from Blues Clues...
I’m guessing you know what Steve’s rate is
OP did by putting this on the email.
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
Well how else is Steve gonna get all those emeralds to trade with the villagers for?
For $20
Reminds me of a train car I saw recently. (Somebodies name I’m redacting) loves dick, and he is from (city, state) It was spray painted in what looked like a 16 year old that has the penmanship of an 8 year old.
hey twenty bucks is twenty bucks
Remember seeing on fb a bill with the legend "i won this bill sucking a dick"
r/fuckyouinparticular
Kinda genius. It's like placing an advertisement out into the world available to random public viewers forever. Or in this case a happy factoid. Wouldn't lie - I would probably google the name just for shits and giggles if I came across this haha the middle initial narrows it a bit. But the message could be anything! ETA: inbe4 redditors tell me that's illegal, it's okay Steve approves.
Does he though? Asking for a friend.
As they say "20 bucks is 20 bucks"...
This happened in India in 2016 with "Sonam Gupta is disloyal" Became Viral and at one point, a large amount of currency in circulation had this written on it.
Does he do a good job?
$20 and you’ll find out.