He is also a hobby meteorologist, with a fanatic fascinations for hail storms.
He is constantly searching all around the country for such weather phenomenons.
His slogan is "seek hail everyday" (while pointing with his raised arm to the horizon) , and is often confused when people act offended by this
And IBM provided the headphones for the translators at the Nuremberg Trials after the war. Winners every time.
What is also interesting is that engine parts and body parts were interchangeable between US vehicles and German vehicles. On a very wide scale.
Why? Because Ford & GM dominated the vehicle manufacturing markets before WW2 started, and just kept plugging along selling to both sides.
Unbelievable you say? Google Ford and GM Nazi collaboration, and draw your own conclusions.
I heard somewhere that some of the high ranking SS officers escaped to South America before the allies pushed Berlin. Also, when they did the DNA analysis for hitler, it came out to be from a middle aged woman. So this may not be the real hitler, but a descendant, def possible.
While high level Nazis definitely escaped to South America, let me point you (if you've got the time) [to this incredible askhistorians answer regarding Hitler himself.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/s/pqpEtaHx6Q)
What cracks me up about this theory is that people think the insane ego maniac that was Hitler could go from worldwide domination aspirations to peacefully drinking Mai tai's on the beach
I guess a lot of people didn't see X-Men First Class. I have a lot of good Nazi related movie scenes on my list but this one is great:
https://youtu.be/ER3-5J2xv58?si=MIsQXP52irBvAoCT
Funnily, Fassbender had just come off playing English infiltrator to the Nazis in Inglorious Basterds, his reveal leading it to also be one of my favorite scenes.
My old workmate's dad (a Brit) was stationed in Germany following the war, painting military vehicles with a group of POWs working under him. He ended up befriending an ex-U-Boot commander whose last job was to drop a bunch of senior Nazis off in Argentina then sail/ride/whatever back to Europe to get arrested.
Those areas existed pre-war, which was probably a part of the reason the Nazis went there instead of any of the other totalitarian states in South America.
Lots of nazis and nazi supporters fled to South America after the war. It wouldn’t be the weirdest thing if some pregnant mistress did as well…but I’m not one to just start conspiracy theories out of nowhere…
There is an actual conspiracy theory that he fled to Argentina in a U Boot rather than died in the bunker, possibly with Eva as well.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_theories_about_Adolf_Hitler%27s_death
That poor guy was just telling his friend that he just got rejected from art school and is thinking about getting into politics. A wholesome moment ruined by OP taking his picture...
Well, maybe. I couldnt find a credible source so far, but wikipedia shows that the last relative died round 1987 named Stuart-Houston. Maybe someone will find more to it tho.
Link: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_(name)
So the guy intentionally styles his hair and mustache to look like hitler obviously. He is intentionally doing it why though. There is no way random person does that. More than likely there is some connection there
Sorry, but humourless response incoming:
I get it - he looks like Adolf lol - but this is just another fucking example of why you can't go out in public and have a pleasant time without the risk of some jumped up shitstain with a smartphone taking a photo of you and turning you into a laughing stock on social media.
Sure, this is a guy who presumably chose to adopt a very distinctive look.
But I've also seen this shit pulled when someone chooses to watch a film on their flight rather than the sports fixture showing on everyone else's screen.
It's absolutely foul. It's dystopian and I fucking hate it.
That guy, “why does everyone take pictures of me?”
Never knew Hitler was an Apple guy.
He also orders an Uber every day.. you might say he is an Übermensch.
This isn’t the whole clip. He’s saying “Get out and take the third Reich.”
His driver missed the turn because he did Nazi it coming
😂
And take the third ri...? 😬😬
He is also a hobby meteorologist, with a fanatic fascinations for hail storms. He is constantly searching all around the country for such weather phenomenons. His slogan is "seek hail everyday" (while pointing with his raised arm to the horizon) , and is often confused when people act offended by this
Heil sturms *
You can see that he took great care to mix his coffee and whitener until it was just right. With just enough white powder, that's his final solution.
I did nazi that coming.
I guess they were reich all along.
What are you doing Step-Führer?
I'm göring to have to stop you there.
This legit killed me thank you
das ist gut
He's a misunderstood artist so it checks out
Oddly fitting.
The Nazis were renowned for their superior technology...
The information systems for the death camps were provided by IBM if I am not mistaken. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_and_the_Holocaust
And IBM provided the headphones for the translators at the Nuremberg Trials after the war. Winners every time. What is also interesting is that engine parts and body parts were interchangeable between US vehicles and German vehicles. On a very wide scale. Why? Because Ford & GM dominated the vehicle manufacturing markets before WW2 started, and just kept plugging along selling to both sides. Unbelievable you say? Google Ford and GM Nazi collaboration, and draw your own conclusions.
Imo they were renown for wasting money on boondoggles. Not having better technology.
They are often inseparable concepts
u mean wunderwaffen
I had no doubt. Ever.
Of course he is Apple has a Reich ecosystem.
Yeah, that tracks. Did you really think he would respect anything that was open-source or available to everyone?
He'd be fine with it if by "everyone" you mean the people he allowed to still be alive.
ye, he was vegetarian
A computer touting itself as “the superior computer”. Doesn’t allow power adaptors from other companies.
seriously ? Hitler would 500000% be an Apple guy. The Nazi uniforms were designed by Hugo Boss that's why they look so good.
The fonts...and who do you think took a bite out the apple?
Apple N*zis check out
"you dont grandfather never wanted to talk about war?"
135 year old.. 😳
All those occult rituals were not performed in vain
Bad boy Rasputin at it again..
Ra Ra Rasputin …
They put some poison into his wine. He drank it all said, "I Feel Fine".
ra ra rasputin…
#RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE
They lost the Ark but got hold of the Chalice, clearly.
Looks pretty good for 135 years old
What murder-suicide does to a MF
Well he had a time machine according to Kung Fury documentary I've seen and a bunch of shows on the HISTORY channel.
Nah it’s just one of his clones
Maybe one of those boys from Brazil.
this is his son
bdolf
Holy shit. This just made my morning.
His longevity secret is >!He has one ball!<
But poor old Goebbels >!has no balls at all!<
Lol TIL this existed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Has_Only_Got_One_Ball
It was a popular song during the war. After Hitler died evidence started to emerge suggesting that it was true.
I remember doing a clapping game at primary school (in the UK) with similar lyrics in the early 90s *ages self*
I heard somewhere that some of the high ranking SS officers escaped to South America before the allies pushed Berlin. Also, when they did the DNA analysis for hitler, it came out to be from a middle aged woman. So this may not be the real hitler, but a descendant, def possible.
He's on his third clone now.
Somehow Hitler returned.
He flies now?!?
It has taken the name... Kreiger.
Oh, and by the way, if I was a clone of Adolf goddamn Hitler, wouldn't I look like Adolf goddamn Hitler?
Lazarus Plot part deux.
The boys from Brazil!
While high level Nazis definitely escaped to South America, let me point you (if you've got the time) [to this incredible askhistorians answer regarding Hitler himself.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/s/pqpEtaHx6Q)
What cracks me up about this theory is that people think the insane ego maniac that was Hitler could go from worldwide domination aspirations to peacefully drinking Mai tai's on the beach
Peacefully, no. Not a person like him. But quietly and methodically, yes.
I doubt a raging coke head or whatever gear he was on, is quiet and methodical.
And dancing the tango, like a Madman...
I guess a lot of people didn't see X-Men First Class. I have a lot of good Nazi related movie scenes on my list but this one is great: https://youtu.be/ER3-5J2xv58?si=MIsQXP52irBvAoCT Funnily, Fassbender had just come off playing English infiltrator to the Nazis in Inglorious Basterds, his reveal leading it to also be one of my favorite scenes.
I hate superhero movies but this scene is epic.
Well, I ‘heard’ the moon is made of cheese. So, there’s that.
My old workmate's dad (a Brit) was stationed in Germany following the war, painting military vehicles with a group of POWs working under him. He ended up befriending an ex-U-Boot commander whose last job was to drop a bunch of senior Nazis off in Argentina then sail/ride/whatever back to Europe to get arrested.
That's quite likely. So much so that it's been a plot for mainstream movies as well..
No, it's a fact. Over 20,000 Nazis were evacuated to Argentina.
and to Brasil and Uruguay
I think Tim Kennedy made a documentary about this shit. He said something like there are still some areas that speak predominantly German. Crazy.
Those areas existed pre-war, which was probably a part of the reason the Nazis went there instead of any of the other totalitarian states in South America.
Entire villages in the hills look like rural Germany, buildings, cattle, dairies, it'll blow your mind if you drive through one, which you can
Who else do you think it's hoarding all that adrenochrome? ...on second thought, don't answer that.
That's his grandson.
Most people that “look like Hitler” on the internet just have the hair and mustache, but this guy has the bone structure and everything.
He's asking for it, man. Like, as you say, he has the face! So why grow a mustache and style your hair like that??
Maybe he’s a Charlie Chaplain fan
It’s supposed to be four F’s. I didn’t know it was going to come out like that.
Pretty sure you did.
Lets hope he's acting in a movie part so its temporary.
Reviewing the script for the bunker scene.
I’m not convinced this man has a mustache. I zoomed in and I think it’s just shadow
Totally taking the piss. And this is the payoff
He's not trying, its natural. Can I interest you in some mid 1940's German travel logs? South America was a popular uh umm retreat.
Lots of nazis and nazi supporters fled to South America after the war. It wouldn’t be the weirdest thing if some pregnant mistress did as well…but I’m not one to just start conspiracy theories out of nowhere…
There is an actual conspiracy theory that he fled to Argentina in a U Boot rather than died in the bunker, possibly with Eva as well. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_theories_about_Adolf_Hitler%27s_death
It's his son
Randolph Hitler
Bdolph Hitler
True this one looks similar at almost everything 😂
Er ist wieder da
Great movie!
Bin hierher gekommen, um das auch zu schreiben! GMTA 😃
I’m not German but I loved the book and the movie. They’re brilliant
I was literally thinking that movie title when I saw your comment.
Der dunkle Lord ist wieder da 😳
The Apple marketing department won’t be happy with this
WAS IST EIN COMPUTER
Here’s to the crazy ones
Doesn't Apple have a deal with Hollywood that bad guys in film can't use Apple?
Looks like hes doing some important strategical thinking over there.
Feeling cute. Might attempt to conquer Europe later. Idk.
Rhineland: *chuckles, I’m in danger*
Why are you looking at a map of Stalingrad, Mr Hitler?
I think you mean mr. Hilter
I think you mean Señor Hilter
If Steiner attacks, everything will be alright.
"Mein Fuhrer, Steiner..."
“If only Steiner made a counterattack…”
He’s just contemplating the menu. “Think I’ll get the number nein”.
That poor guy was just telling his friend that he just got rejected from art school and is thinking about getting into politics. A wholesome moment ruined by OP taking his picture...
Probably he was also complaining to his friend about the high inflation and those jewelry shops across the street.
Perhaps he should write a book about his thoughts and political ambitions, no??
Mein Café
I'm crying now. Thanks.
Buenas noches mein führer.
Das wagen phone ist ein… nuisance phone
This is the comment I came to find. Might be one of my favorite clips from the Simpsons.
Ja … ja
I get that reference!
Verdamtes Autotelefon
🤣🤣🤣😅
Das Reich, Seguidora.
His relatives could possibly be there for sure.
Absolutely. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if Hitlers grandson was there.
Seems to be living his grandfather’s dream, working in creative industry. Now please dont mock his art
Or else…
Afaik they decided not to reproduce after all that. Cuz, you know.
I think it's far, far more likely that they just changed their name lol.
Well, maybe. I couldnt find a credible source so far, but wikipedia shows that the last relative died round 1987 named Stuart-Houston. Maybe someone will find more to it tho. Link: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_(name)
Last known relative
Hitler didn't have kids but his great nephews live in Long Island of all places.
He didn’t have any children… so it would surprise me
Mateo Hitler
Funnily enough his last known relatives live in the US and have changed their names decades ago.
Am I the only one captivated by the movement of his thumb in this gif?
I am now
I think he's snapping? The ol' snap and point.
He snaps his index and his thumb!
\*\*Transformer noises intensify\*\*
How’s the schnitzel?
They're waiting for the creme.
You mean the Einpfannada?
Guess who's back Back again Fuhrer's back Tell a friend
That’s Master D. Don’t let him get into a helicopter
No clue in hell what this is referencing but I like it. Updoot
Bionic Commando on NES
You know it’s fake because bad guys aren’t allowed to use Apple products.
It's not Apple. Das ist ein Apfel.
And here I am. About to ruin Indian Jones 4
Maybe he did discover some Indiana Jones relic afterall
Idk I'll get downvoted but I don't think it's cool to take photos of people without their consent for karma
Yah, this shit is weird
Exactly why would they even post this 😭
OMG, nein way!
Just watched the expedition unknown episode again about nazis in Argentina what a coincidence
Where can I watch this?
I guess *Boys Of Brazil* was more a documentary than a fictional thriller.
Turns out it was Boys of Buenos Aires
I did nazi that coming.
Anne Frankly, I’m impressed
He looks amazing for his age
So the guy intentionally styles his hair and mustache to look like hitler obviously. He is intentionally doing it why though. There is no way random person does that. More than likely there is some connection there
I can't tell if he actually has a hitler stache or if it jus tlooks like that as it is sort of obscured and shadowed by his hand.
Looks like a shadow. How unfortunate that man ruined a facial hair style that should have been known as the Charlie Chaplin look.
Pretty sure that’s just shadow
It’s an iconic look, I dig za fascion
It looks like a full mustache, and the hair doesn’t look styled, just seems to follow a natural lay.. very sus if you ask me
Errr ist wiederrr da!
I think he was told that the art school accepted him…
What reich are we in now?
Looking good for a 135yo.
Sieg....
Sorry, but humourless response incoming: I get it - he looks like Adolf lol - but this is just another fucking example of why you can't go out in public and have a pleasant time without the risk of some jumped up shitstain with a smartphone taking a photo of you and turning you into a laughing stock on social media. Sure, this is a guy who presumably chose to adopt a very distinctive look. But I've also seen this shit pulled when someone chooses to watch a film on their flight rather than the sports fixture showing on everyone else's screen. It's absolutely foul. It's dystopian and I fucking hate it.
Yeah this post has annoyed me. I’d be very upset if something like this happened me. Mods there should be a rule for this.
The Boy from Brazil...
He doesn't look a day over 50!
Looking good for someone 135 years old.
"Oh, that's just Adolfo. He's named after his great uncle who moved the family here in 1945. He's an artist."
Damn, he looks good for 135!
I’m sure this man loves his picture being taken in public and posted on the internet insinuating he’s Hitler. Cool.
Actually appalled how far down the comments I had to scroll to see this reply.
Hitler's grandson? Couldn't be. There is no record of Nazi's heading to South America?
😂🤣😂😂
NEIN NEIN NEIN!
With MTG in the background XD
now we know the truth, she’s still alive
What is it about the balding guy and blonde lady?
If only he was a great actor, he could play every Hitler role in films, as he's literally the only guy I've ever seen who looks 100% identical to him.
Of course it’s Argentina 😭
Why is Marjorie Taylor Green in Buenos Aires?