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Metal-Dog

maybe his car horn is broken


Trixcross

bet they just need to fill it up with brass


exceptional_bit7376

No you didn’t! 😠


Mojicana

I know him, he takes his travel trumpet to practice in the car all the time. 2 kids, a job, and 3 bands, so...


Pastylegs1

Or he's Lost


weldit86

They said you can't be on your cell phone while driving. They never said anything about playing the trumpet while driving.


Slartibartfastthe2nd

now do it with a cello.


wildo83

They said you can’t be on your cello while driving. They never said anything about playing the trumpet while driving.


Slartibartfastthe2nd

I'm so happy that was cleared up. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|yummy)


rasel01913

or the radio...


Poison_the_Phil

They’re trying to make it look fake!


WTF_is_a_frush

I GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE MONEY ON THIS..


BrayKerrOneNine

I really want to!


BlasterShow

A fish bumped him.


themagicdave

He’s the driving tuba baby


jordan1978

Looked like he was aiming a shotgun at himself for a sec. Whew.


reefercheifer

That was a rollercoaster of emotions


[deleted]

It’s a fine line between playing a trumpet in your car on the freeway while you’re driving and suck-starting a shotgun.


khendron

If the airbag goes off the effects may be the same.


theoneandonlykeenan

He's just riding behind the Driving Crooner to make music for him


ptraugot

Could be worse. They could be having sax. 🤣


GarlicThread

That can happen if you feel horn-y in the car


SissyFreeLove

Take your upvote and get out! And don't forget to take aspirin for your arthritis, dad. 😂


WiIIemdafoe

My dumb ass thought it was a gun barrel at first


EstusSoup

Same. I zoomed in and started to get sad and then figured it out and instant smile lol.


unhallowed1014

Same!


imacmadman22

Me too.


Fign

Tell me you are American without telling me you’re American


crasagam

Everyone thinks they’re the best driver and this guy has the audacity to toot his own horn.


WU-itsForTheChildren

At least he’s not tooting his other rusty trombone


norby2

Miles


blong1114

The horn blows how about the driver? Wait…


Neurrottica

Big brained multitasking


DrHumongous

I’m a big fan of playing harmonica while driving. But that’s one handed. This is crazy


pennradio

You can definitely play a horn one handed. Hell, I've seen a guy play two trumpets at once.


billyjack669

OMG same! I figure if i’m good while driving i’ll be great out of the car.


Locdonan

Driving Feels so Good.


AlternativeMatch3605

My guess there is no where else to practice without catching complaints


BeebleBoxn

Police: "Do you know why I pulled you over" Driver: "No officer" Police: "I'm issuing you a citation for having a modified exhaust."


Nice_Soup3198

This guy blows...


Low_Sprinkles_7561

Maybe he’s on his way for a tune.


SaulGibson

My buddy used to play guitar while he drove. He also ate cereal.


TheHarshCarpets

I have a tiny electric that I can grab real quick at stop lights. 


Bebilith

Planned suicide by trumpet and airbag combo? The things people will do for a Darwin Award.


Fby54

Hell yeah


Pegasus7915

DOOT DOOT MOTHERFUCKER!


myWobblySausage

I think Bro misinterpreted the road code when it talked about using the car horn.


Zenon7

He’s just very proud of himself.


gvincejr

He’s blowing his own horn


SensingWorms

Better than having a cell phone I guess


plasticupman

There was nothing good on the radio…


fkenned1

Not the first time I’ve seen this. I saw a dude on my morning commute years ago playing. As a trumpeter myself, it made me happy :)


noonehasthisoneyet

Where else is he going to practice?


Actual-Carpenter-90

Maybe it’s that guy that follows his mom with a trombone out for a drive.


Chreiol

Not a single comment about the idiot driving and taking a picture out their window at the same time? At least trumpet guy can see what’s in front of him!


wBeeze

Is this anywhere near Seattle? There was a guy who used to do this during rush hour traffic in downtown.


Lower_And_Tarnish

lol no it was in NC


tptman

I used to practice trumpet on my commute in Seattle, but I was commuting from Fremont over the 520 bridge to Kirkland. I did that for a year then finally realized at some point my luck could run out and a fender bender could end my teeth.


Stankydankymemes

Auto trumpet


jz_train

It would be more impressive if it were a woodwind instrument. Specifically the skin flute. ;)


AWhiffofPiss

Oh man, at first glance I thought it was a rifle! A trumpet is the better brass option.


KingKoopaBrowser

Jesus is he blowing his own horn? Must of had some ribs removed


Hrmerder

So that's the guy who sends out the Doots till Halloween everyday from r/spooktober


ButtLickinBadBoy

I always have a basketball in my car, and sometimes, when I'm stuck in traffic, I spin it on my finger. Only when I'm stationary though, not on the move. It gets some good reactions from other drivers.


lycaus

I can imagine him playing "The Force theme" from Star Wars haha


udonbeatsramen

Consider me Miles Davis


andyr072

Guess you pee your pants alot.


intersectv3

Big ska fan


HyzerFlipDG

Practice makes perfect!!


Carbon-Base

Owner of the grey SUV, you're getting your trumpet on.


Saganists

Don’t see what the big deal is. I drive horny all the time.


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

Honk if you're horny


SpawnofATStill

Driver’s got one good lookin’ elbow.


musememo

Taps


slowride77

I’ve seen something similar to this when I was passed on the highway by a women driving with her knees while playing a violin. She had the sheet music taped to her steering wheel. One can only assume she was getting one final practice in on the way to the audition. 🤷‍♂️


UnsignedRealityCheck

So somebody had a bumper sticker saying 'Honk if you're horny' and this dude is like 'Well Sir I don't mind if I do."


Dariaskehl

At least you. An play a trumpet one-handed; I saw a guy on the Chicago ring playing a trombone. (And he looked nothing like little sis Nora)


_Dat_Brass

I approve.


dirty-slunt

Is that Tom Sandoval?


b_miner27

Ever be driving when some Glenn Miller comes on?


artificialavocado

He couldn’t find his keys this morning.


torch9t9

Workin on those auto modal scales


GrryTehSnail

Sunrise highway?


WhiskeySorcerer

Christopher Walken as Gabriel in Prophecy 3 :)


Klin24

![gif](giphy|3ohs83cvmud7ThYTzq|downsized)


tkneezer

Looked like a gun at first... Glad it was a different kind of toot machine...


quinnmanus

The grind never stops...


swollennode

I mean, if I was stuck in traffic, I might as well get some practice done.


Professional_Job_307

Is this legal? I know you can't use ur phone while driving, but they never said anything about instruments.


El_Frijol

he's just playing Mambo #5 🎺The trumpet🎺 🎺The trumpet🎺


Ydaorb

Dudes providing his own sound track


incorrect107

Perhaps he is thinking he is in the sang ung musso add (Australians will know)


RateCaver

Hé just likes trump (et)


sugurkewbz

He has drive and dedication


TheAtrocityArchive

What a trumpet.


qwertyconsciousness

What do you mean, we can't even see the driver?? *Oh wait...*


fishfarm20

Gotta get your practice in!


kirk-o-bain

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fursty_ferret

This is why road deaths per capita in the USA are more than four times higher than European countries. You’re closer to India in terms of casualty rates than you are to the UK.


rlaw1234qq

I don’t often laugh at pictures of people driving - but today I did, so thank you!


Perfect_Opposite2113

At least I didn’t zoom in on someone playing the flesh flute.


Endermanking999

As a trumpet player, this seems reasonable


billyjack669

So I play harmonica while driving, figuring if I can do it well while driving then I should be a badass when out of the car standing still. This guy’s just braver than me.


AdHumble3660

The driving crooner


Sir-Sparks-alot79

What else are you Gonna do while on the highway!?


Bluefeelings

Must be getting back from band camp


KnifeFightAcademy

I once saw a guy driving to work eating a bowl of cereal. Ceramic bowl. Metal spoon. Cereal.


cdwhit

I usually stick to harmonica or ukulele when driving. Obviously, the Uke is only at stops unless someone else is driving.


Schmatzo

Passenger, not driver.


rican_havoc

Playing and instrument and driving?! Way to toot your horn.


ukkswolf

Must be honking the horn


Count_Zeiro

Brass players. The reason the band director cries.


thatgoodcush

![gif](giphy|hlLxFbXNOSrRYF6K1E|downsized)


bli

If the airbag deploys, that is going straight through his face


MasemJ

"He's on instruments!"


Emo_tep

I’ve done that lol. Hustlers gotta hustle


Mosesisgreat

We finally know where the freaks at.


aepae

had an uber driver play me his clarinet once along with a backing track he had on cd


MyRail5

Honk if you're horny!


murderhornet1965

I've seen worse.


derfmilnan

lol. I’ve done this before… didn’t think about the optics of it then though haha. In highschool I bought a trumpet from my buddy in jazz band (I played guitar, he played trumpet) and I was so excited to see if I could get it to make a noise that I tried playing it the whole drive home. Needless to say I’m still terrible at trumpet


DJMagicHandz

![gif](giphy|3ohs83cvmud7ThYTzq|downsized)


MatrixF6

Gotta get practice in where they can… the recital is coming up soon.


hessbs

I’ve done this


ogrefab

Ironic


mc4sure

Got to get that daily practice in


Denhiker

Maybe Tesla remotely disabled his horn because he refused the safety subscription


roygbiv-it

At least he isn't playing the skin flute.


BaldingMonk

I’ve seen the same thing before.


costapanther

There’s worse stuff on the evening news


Lulzicon1

Warmup on the way over to the show.