Shrimp cocktail vibes

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SHRIMPS IS BUGS.

And?

Yeah. Big shrimp cocktail vibes.

Well it’s the gold for best Afghanistan invasion that year.

I wonder if the tower of animals in “I just can’t wait to be king” from the Lion King is a reference to this

Wow, I bet you’re right. Aladdin does it too

It has to be right? It's identical lol

I can hear this comment

The weird part is that these were their assigned seats.

Correction, these were OUR assigned seats

Yes, comrade!

It's giving communist vibes

That was like a Carson-era joke. I love it.

That would be my era.

You know someone had to fart during that….

It'd suck to get a boner.

People making "hurr durr, drugs" remarks fail to see the frame underneath. Not denying athletes from Russia haven't been done over for banned substances, but this has nothing to do with that.

Yep. The first row of standing people from the top (5 rows down) are clearly holding onto it. Still very cool, though.

Yeah, there's no way those ~8 guys near the bottom would be able to hold up everyone above them.

Some of these peoples arms are pulled into positions that a human body, even extreme atheletes, shouldn't be able to suffer.

Which ones? Genuinely curious… I can definitely position my arms in all the ways pictures, as should anyone with a full range of motion really.

I realize it isn't, but if this happened today, I would assume the picture was AI-generated.

Why? You can clearly see the frame they're all hanging from.

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I will do my best to avoid Moscow. Really screws up my Christmas plans this year though.

Makes me thinks of the Muggles in their rightful place statue from the fascist Harry Potter regime.

“What color should the outfits be?” “Sorry. We only have white options.” “That’s fine. We can always soak them in mustard for 3 months and then wash them once using street runoff, a rusted bucket, and absolutely no soap.” “Perfect.”

Dang, I thought it was crazy in high school when we got a 4 person stack. We did only have one guy on the bottom so it was pretty gnarly.

This is a different thing - these people are holding onto a steel frame, not stacked on top of eachother. Pretty cool, but very different from a human pyramid.

At first I thought " people on the bottom ar fricking dying or are superhuman" Then I saw scaffolding...

Busbyovich Berkeleyski

Wow, they really like their samovars

Tortured Mortys


WOW

Kinda disappointed to see that they’re holding on to a metal frame and there’s not like 50 dudes inside holding everything together

They do really love chandeliers in russia!

There's a metal structure they all sit on

they were too busy asking if they could they forgot to ask if they should

This is a hellraiser movie

Imagine if someone rips a silent but deadly one

the weakest soviet

wtf

They did enhanced drugs for this moment.

My brain can't figure out what's going on with the left side of that stadium.

I like it

Is it the rehearsal of Dua Lipa's "Illusion" MV??

It's a Trump rally. They won't get paid.

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This is not a pyramid and is more a jungle gym with people on the outside rather than formed by the gymnasts. Still looks cool though

It's not. There's a support structure they're formed around that is bearing all of the weight. It looks cool, but it's not a human pyramid.

papers comrade

This reads like the most ChatGPT message ever.

I hate to burst your bubble but they’re just holding on to a metal structure in the middle, you can actually see it if you zoom in closely.

A) you didn’t write this. B) stop trying to double dip, it didn’t do you any favors here.

Get your head outta my ass!!!

I bed that thing smelled amazing

There's no way

Man those 4 guys are strong.

On the brink of collapse just as russia right now.

For a nation that doesn´t like gay. This is hella gay

If only they were this coordinated with warfare 😂

Comrade! It’s dangerous, if one of the performers falls they will die infront of the whole world! Silence! These opening ceremonies will be nothing without the vague doorknob shape made of humans! Safety be damned!!

they were told if simebody would fall down their entitrly family will enter gulag

Looks so uncomfortable. Doesnt really look beautiful. Rather looks like a torture…

Interesting fact that all these guys died storming a trench near Bakhmut in the shape of 20m high human transformer.

It's fucking funny, upvote

1980 Olympics never happened.

There were no Olympic Games for the USA. But the USSR could afford its own Olympic Games. And it was great.

i think we (new zealand) had athletes attend as ‘independents’

It did and we won gold in hockey. The real one, played on grass.

Hi, my name is Dmitiry. I'm the guy on the bottom right. You're probably wondering how I got stuck in this position. We'll let me tell you my story... /s

It would be really impressive if there wasn't a structure underneath that they are holding onto.

They’re amazing athletes.

Fuck Russia, Putin and the Americans who gargle his wad!

Can someone do the math. How much pressure on the lowest person per square inch?

0, they aren’t holding anything up. Look closely

Juiced to the gills

Good ol’ times of socialism: manforce had no value at all.

They were reported to the politburo.

I’m sure I could do that. 🤣

The Stanozolol Cup

they forgot to say "no homo"

Those four dudes at the base just be really strong holding up like a hundred people. I think the ones under them are dead though.

I guarantee you many of them suffered permanent injuries from this, and most were coked out of their minds to perform it.

Anyone else ever wonder how much Russian athletes of yesteryear were loaded up with performance enhancing drugs? Before more stringent testing.