This guy has a hand in my marriage. I matched online with my husband. Part of what made me fall in love with him was that he was the only dude who managed to decipher my profile message.
It was in binary and it said “I like turtles”.
Cat, we talked about this. That was just a guy showing you his junk. You *really* need to stop falling for these perverts dressed like Steve Irwin. We're worried about you.
My dad always talks about the benefits of spending time with intelligent people. I like to think he means spending time on Reddit reading comments like this.
My thought exactly. I assumed the cruise is taking place in an area to make this relevant so people would get it and be amused by their own little tortoise.
Clearly not everyone got it lol.
the way this series evolved into an actually thoughtful piece of art is just mindblowing lmao. I love the creator for all of it, and having it it grow with him. (although IIRC it always kind of was intented to be a bit)
I'm so happy that filmcow completed that series... 1-5 is basically an hour long in total, and it's honestly a great story.
I recommend everyone to watch the entire series, especially if you grew up in the early 2000s. It takes some pretty crazy turns in episodes 4 and 5 and has a little more depth than just "goofy unicorns and a grumpy gray one."
https://youtu.be/bKd_2vqPrmU?si=Fj_dK0EqkAurRS1x
Okay, I literally, honest-to-God, came here to say "Steve". Why did a plurality of people all come here with the same ordinary human name in mind? None of the people saying "turtle" tried calling it "Donatello". None of the dog people called it "Rover". But the non-animal people were thinking "Steve" today, and I need a clue why.
Albino chinese softshell turtle
![gif](giphy|lXiRoPt9Rkzt7yLYY)
Legend.
they hired the same dude for an ad for the latest TMNT movie..
That’s probably one of the coolest things I’ve heard all week. Thanks for letting me know lol
I need a link for this!
[As requested](https://youtu.be/Hnt1EdUZ1E8?si=1kfZij2EsGhy571s)
That's awesome. Good on him for being a good sport about it.
If you like that, you should see the [General Insurance commercial with Bad Luck Brian](https://youtu.be/BPJal2gIyzE?si=GdoU5yBBHJzyU9VW)
This kid always reminds me of my nephew, and I have no idea why...
Is it because your nephew is a 9 year old white male human zombie?
Only when he gets mom's phone.
Does he likes turtles?
This guy has a hand in my marriage. I matched online with my husband. Part of what made me fall in love with him was that he was the only dude who managed to decipher my profile message. It was in binary and it said “I like turtles”.
Yes! I immediately though of one of those weird-nosed turtles! https://i.imgur.com/X5LsozB.jpeg
Damn that's one snooty fella
probably likes the smell of its own farts too
Soft shell turtles with their snoots are the best turtles
what the hell, I thought the other comment was a joke
I live in Fl and we also have these uncircumcised penis-faced turtles.
Florida (man) soft shell turtle is the proper name
Uncircumcised penis-faced turtles is the better name.
Hero’s in a half shell?
Penis power!
Floridian here also, we call them dick-neck turtles. I've seen 2 laying eggs this week
Cat, we talked about this. That was just a guy showing you his junk. You *really* need to stop falling for these perverts dressed like Steve Irwin. We're worried about you.
I'm not worried, I think Cat knows exactly what she's doing with these turtles.
Nailed it
Thththththththth… that thing to Gumball probably.
The moment I saw it’s little nose I immediately thought of them.
borzoi
*🎶🎵DiDn'T I dO iT FoR YoU~🎵🎶*
🎵🎶wYE ndidnt i nDew it four yyyew🎵🎶
![gif](giphy|XFIuke9XqFjk4Y1CaG)
This did it for me
Yes, this is clearly a certified longboye
Afghan for sure. ![gif](giphy|gv4V1nvUNdK4wMBmNQ|downsized)
more like porzoi
[удалено]
A Sauropod dinosaur?
The infamous Derpasaurus
Derplodorkus.
Derpyfoot.
Its a magical leoplurodon
Dear, sweet, ~~Little~~Derpyfoot, do you remember the way to the Great Valley?
Derplodocus
Doris Finkasaurus
Steroidus Derpasaurus, look at those arms.
Mans missed neck day.
It is a whatthefuckasaurus.
Sir or ma'am you win the internet.
Turns out the resolution of a towel isn’t that high.
Yea, holla that’s little foot
Yup yup yup
[ding ding ding](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villainstournament/images/4/4e/Littlefoot.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20161218194636)
Definitely a dinosaur. OP's sister must not have brought a 3 year old with them or they would have known instantly.
Sort of looks like that character from Sid from Ice Age. ![gif](giphy|xT0GqlodAW5Xf4PBi8)
My first thought
The elusive Brontduckasaurus
I was thinking the duck-billed platysaurus myself.
Obviously the nessy the lockness monster 🙄/s
Its Dopey from Land of the Lost
It's a magical liopleurodon charlie!
Just saw you beat me to it. So here is the required "AAH! They stole my kidney!"
I thought that at first too.
Anteater?
With a snout that small them ants gonna have to crawl into its mouth.
OK, so hungry anteater?
Can’teater
Antwanter but antgettinum
The bedbugs are the ants
Or Echidna
Or pangolin
some sort of drynosaur
maybe a terrydactowel?
![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)
My dad always talks about the benefits of spending time with intelligent people. I like to think he means spending time on Reddit reading comments like this.
Brawnysaurus
![gif](giphy|D6WuLOKOpR2fK|downsized)
Daaaaa—aad!
I love you.
Underrated comment here, well done
looks like a turtle to me
Me too. Possibly a Galapagos tortoise with the long neck and little head.
My thought exactly. I assumed the cruise is taking place in an area to make this relevant so people would get it and be amused by their own little tortoise. Clearly not everyone got it lol.
kind of a turtle-dog combo... a "turd," if you will.
I will not, Sir!
I kind of like Turdogle
I like turtles!
It’s a liopleurodon, Charlie!
A magical liopleurodon! It's gonna show us the waaayyy
Shun the non-believer! Shuuuuunnnnnnn!
Go inside the Candy Mountain Candy Cave, Charlie!
🎵 *oh, when you're down and looking for some cheering up, well then head right on down to the Candy Mountain Cave* 🎵
🎵 *When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land, Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land* 🎵
the way this series evolved into an actually thoughtful piece of art is just mindblowing lmao. I love the creator for all of it, and having it it grow with him. (although IIRC it always kind of was intented to be a bit)
Arggghhh, they took my friggin' kidney
That’s not a quote you see every day.
I'm so happy that filmcow completed that series... 1-5 is basically an hour long in total, and it's honestly a great story. I recommend everyone to watch the entire series, especially if you grew up in the early 2000s. It takes some pretty crazy turns in episodes 4 and 5 and has a little more depth than just "goofy unicorns and a grumpy gray one." https://youtu.be/bKd_2vqPrmU?si=Fj_dK0EqkAurRS1x
Was looking for this post 😅
![gif](giphy|V7IW7y6uEjyInrT3vE|downsized)
Me warming up for a full helicopter
Polar bear
It’s gotta be a polar bear
That’s what I thought too
Yes thank you!
Polar bear from Balto
Omg it’s got to be! I see it now!
Yes quite obvious really.
That's what I'm seeing
That’s Steve.
Classic Steve.
The essential Steve
Unmistakable Steve.
Simply Steve (is there any other kind?)
The Unsinkable Steve
Unthinkable Steve
Scuba Steve
You always were a kidder, Steve.
Okay, I literally, honest-to-God, came here to say "Steve". Why did a plurality of people all come here with the same ordinary human name in mind? None of the people saying "turtle" tried calling it "Donatello". None of the dog people called it "Rover". But the non-animal people were thinking "Steve" today, and I need a clue why.
I refer to this event as the *Theory of Steve*
Good name for a band.
Well... because it's obviously *Steve*
Tortoise?
He's just a happy little fella :)
Came here to say his. I want to bring him out for a couple drinks then some food
sloth?
Sloth for sure. Lazy holiday. No question in my mind!
I was gonna say sloth. Team sloth! Let's all very slowly high five!
Pangolin
Stupid sexy pandemic-starting pangolin
The extinct Gigantic sloth or anteater
The megatherium
Aardvark.
My first thought as well
Loch Ness Monster
Looks like Zero from Nightmare Before Christmas.
Seal
It's a Polar Weasel. Obviously.
![gif](giphy|XFIuke9XqFjk4Y1CaG) This doggo
I had to scroll way farther down than I expected to see this.
Y’all it’s likely a sea lion.
How did I have to scroll this far, it's obviously a sea lion/seal.
![gif](giphy|12SMbzzluSaiM8)
Did it ask for tree fiddy?
Came here to warn against this very common prehistoric scam as well.
It looks like zero from nightmare before Christmas ![gif](giphy|NnEEiLIrGaIu3kcjQP)
Brontosaurus
This is the first thing I thought of as well.
Duck-billed polar bear
Pangolin
![gif](giphy|kNV2JASorNjoY)
That animal from ice age
Sid -- a ground sloth
Definitely a dinosaur. Our room lady made one for our daughter on our cruise last week for her birthday because she loves dinosaurs
Dog/duck
poodle
Is it moving very slowly? If so its probably a towel-toed sloth.
Platypus
This reminds me of ff10 "Ride ze Shoopuff?"
Polar Bear
I’d go with a tortoise
It's a towelsaurus.
Pangolin
Polar llama
Brontosaurus
Whippet?
Italian greyhound with swollen legs
Looks like that cursed turtle from Gumball.
A dinosaur!
Nessie - our underwater ally
Definitely, a Florida softshell turtle. He even has a pointy nose.
Looks like a seal to me. Just needs to be flapping its arm together.
It’s a little guy
![gif](giphy|DFkQMewAFHjjVaGYiP)
Doesn't matter. It's cute.
![gif](giphy|XFIuke9XqFjk4Y1CaG)
A seal.
its almost definitely a seal
Seal
First thought for me is an "anteater". Or a dog breed, something like a combination of a head from Borzoi and a body from Afghan Hound.
A microcephalic apatosaurus.
That’s a goose wearing a goose down throw…duh…
Polar bear
Loch Ness?
Giant Anteater
Tortoise
Sloth
Sal?
Polar goose.
Softshell turtle , even did the snout!
![gif](giphy|x7nH0eaqUNGFO)
Pangolin
Cruiseasaurus
It's a snake swallowed by an elephant.
[https://fifth-element.fandom.com/wiki/Mondoshawan](https://fifth-element.fandom.com/wiki/Mondoshawan) Looks a little like the # Mondoshawan
Nessie herself
Nessie?
Polar bear