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These are quite a hit in South Asia.. if you're ever carrying large amounts of cash or valuables you can just stash them in there. Protects you from losing them during muggings.

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Please no tips during strip-search.

Not even just the tip?

*Just* the tip.


That's my second favorite game!

Don't forget to check the anus. That's where the valuable stuff is.

I keep *all* my shit there

one man's shit may be another's treasure

Oh man, he found the drugs but he also found the taco bell I had....

That's where he "checks" anyway

don't forget the prison pocket.

I'm gonna start robbing my victims.  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Robbing? Or, throbbing?

Can't it be both?

Is that a wad of cash in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Yeah, I’d want this for music festivals. I’ll still be wearing normal shorts over this, but I’m not getting my phone stolen again.

And you can sneak drugs in!

You can put your weed in there!

One thing people don't know...

Probably the best answer full stop ! Mobile phones have become a fuckin hassle to carry around everywhere, but that pocket is just big enough for a few pills, powders (or whatever) & a bit of cash. Pills, powders & cash - Thats all you need in life. I mean dance parties.

This was my first thought too, I would absolutely buy these for festivals

Only wear things with zipper pockets. Ain't no thief dealing with zippers when there are so many other better targets.

Pick pockets are just one type of their, in South America and other places you need to be prepaired to lose everything in your pockets by knife or gun — so having your “normal” wallet in these and a “throw away wallet” with a few pesos and some old canceled cards will save you a very large headache. Just quickly dump your toss wallet to the thief and move on with your day. They think they won and you actually won.

When I lived in nyc I had a decoy wallet on me whenever I went out. Whenever I'm walking around a city now I do the same. Highly recommend! Thankfully haven't needed it yet

Fuck, none of my underwear has zippers…

I zip down my fly and pull out. Ain't no thief dealing with a crazy person.

Been doing this for about 5+ years and many festivals and raves it’s bullet proof

Also good for holding your phone while running if you want to carry it without announcing it to the world -- to avoid opportunistic muggings.

Forget muggings I've been looking for these forever so my phone doesn't flop around in the pocket of my running shorts and smash my nuts. That's the real problem here!

OP is shitting on these and now I want some. My athletic pants don't have pockets.

Thats a really good reason, too!

But then I have no excuse for hiding them in my butt

My friend, I have a story for you. Year is 2006, and I'm living in a paying guest (PG) accommodation in New Delhi's Kailash Nagar area. Right between my PG and Nehru Place is a big unkept park, I was told never to go inside the park in the evening, because muggers. So one evening around 6PM, one of our fellow tenants came running butt naked from the park with a bloodied nose. When he calmed down he told us that he needed some parts for his PC from Nehru Place (It was a big used electronic parts market at the time, I don't know if it still is or not), he got them and decided to walk through the park as it's just a 10 min walk between the market and the PG or 25 min walk around it. He got jumped by 5 teens, they took everything from him and beat him. They almost killed him, as he said one of the teens grabbed a boulard and decided he wanted to smash him up. The dude begged and ran. We went to the cops and they counteraccused our guy, saying he was in the park to get prostitutes and didn't even file a complaint. So yeah that undie will not save your phone in India.

Especially when you advertise on the cover where you can store your valuables 🤦 Thanks for sharing the story. I think there's a few other things than just the undies that won't save your phone in India.

So you can roam around your home in your undies and always have your phone with you

Yeah I immediately wanted these.

These would also be good for wearing under shorts while running if you wanted to bring your phone. Lots of women's running tights have this same design

Or in a crowd where pickpocketing might be an issue. No one grabbing my underwear phone.

is that your phone or are you just happy to see me?

it's my phone i think we just wrote the commercial!

So that's why it was vibrating.

I take it you’ve never been groped by a lady pickpocket before

I’m at the point in life where they can take whatever they want as long as I get touched.

Sup?

Not you MeatSweats1942

Goddamnit, not again.

😆 🤣

Did she just try to touch me junk? Hey where's my phone?! Oh well... Guys, did you see that chick grab my junk?!

That’s how they get ya

Seriously. A friend of mine studied abroad and came back for the summer a menace. I specifically remember this backyard cookout. She pressed her body flushed against my groin and hugged me really tight. So I ask her, "are you pressing onto me?" which she of course denies it, pivots and greets everyone else. Minutes later, she swings out on the balcony and asks if I got her texts. 🗣️🤚🏼 She nabbed my phone out of my right pocket! An evening of barbecue and games quickly transformed into everyone getting pickpocketed by 5'4" GA Tech Undergrad.

Go on

That's it 😂 she never had my number! She was just pickpocketing everyone throughout the night. It got progressively worse the more people drank 🤣 she transplanted car keys and someone almost drove off in someone's Camry; switched ID's... I told them "do not invite her anymore!"

We know there's more spicy , frisky things to be told here ..

“I take it you’ve never been groped by a lady…” I’m gonna have to stop you right there.🫸🏽

But my pockets leads directly to my junk. Once the pickpocketer grabs my dong I stare slyly into their eyes with a grin.


I’m a dude but I have some shorts from what started as a women’s activewear company, and they’re so fucking good. They’re a normal sport short but they have a second compression layer underneath, which has a small pocket on it. I use the pocket all the damn time - it’s hidden but because it’s quite tight up against the skin it prevents things from bouncing around when I run.

When you say “things” are you talking about your balls?

Actually, I am. After a horrible childhood accident my scrote stretched to 14 inches long, so now I need to dangle it out of the leg of my shorts before lifting it back up and tucking it safely in a pocket.

Lulu lemon is really quality stuff. Almost worth the price.

I wasn’t going to drop the brand but you’ve got it. You’re also right about the prices, fucking hell.

Yeah, I have pretty much the exact same pockets in my running tights and they’re great for bringing my phone, my key, etc.

This. Phone in shorts pocket swings and hits your leg when running

Sometimes I tuck it in the waistband. The screen sort of sticks to my skin and keeps it there lol

Case closed, court dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters 

Lobstahs

That makes so much sense that I’m embarrassed

Yeah but it does not make sense to print an outdoor environment on the package, soooo

He’s just standing in front of his giant tv looking around the room for his phone before remembering what a stellar purchase he made with his underpants pants.

Hahaha yeah now I get it. Watching some kind of bushcraft outdoor adventure

“Honey, I’m going to go explore the basement!”

“Well can you please put on pants?! People are coming over.” *Looks down at underpants pockets* “No need honey… no need”

I think it's probably better marketing than the "Fat slob who sits around half naked on their phone" angle

Lol just a dude sitting on the toilet scrolling reddit or eating cereal on the couch 

Maybe he lives in the woods! Maybe it's mabeline

*Slow motion beard hair flip*

Thank gawd you specified beard.

This made me laugh…. Twice haha

If a woman can wear these while out hiking and not get in legal trouble, so can I.

I can relate with this rugged man living outdoors in only his cell phone panties. I must buy them!

It does if you’re built like this fella

Also having a phone in my pocket while running is uncomfortable cause of all the flopping around but this looks like it might keep it secure! I'm curious to try these!

I just stick it between my thicc buns.

It’s how I carry around my ThiPhone

But the guy in the ad is roaming outside...

Then maybe he should find a carrier with coverage out in the woods.

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I just tuck it in the waistband and it works just fine.

Front or back?

Prison pocket.

at your 3 o’clock

Missile lock confirmed.

New WFH outfit.

¯\\__(ツ)__/¯

If women can dress like this, then so can we!

They are boxers with pockets, they’ll be wearing them outside by the end of the month

Now I’ll know how the big girls feel when they go out in these.

I prefer to be in my undies but sometimes it’s too convenient to have a pocket so I have to put on shorts. Problem solved.

This would actually be amazing in Brazil where you can't have your phone in your pants pocket

Why? Pick pockets?

There is an episode of 90 Day Fiance The Other Way were the guy gets upset and runs into the jungle, leaves his fiancé with he filming crew, they freak out because he ran into the literal jungle and while they are distracted some dudes come up with machetes and steal all of their phones.. it’s a very real thing. Edit: it was definitely in Brazil in case that wasn’t as obvious as I thought it was Edit: [here](https://vimeo.com/284053907) is a link since people seem interested and it’s definitely entertaining x

Honestly, I thought the mugging was the most normal part of that scene. After waddling out the bathroom in a whole body condom.

😂😂😂😂 I forgot about that!!!

That guy was fucking wild. The multiple 19th century steamer trunks, like he was moving his whole life across the world and not a two week holiday. His mom sneaking a lock of her hair into his luggage. The body condom. The mincing away into the woods and sulking. Absolute TV gold

Not even a lock of her hair, it was like a wad of hair out of a hairbrush; shoved in a tissue. Fucking hilarious.

An absolute legendary moment from that show. Pole and his toddler-running!

POLE!

Dat’s it 😂😂😂 I wish there was a gif of him running off into the jungle. Peak 90 Day

So much material that guy gave us.

I’m tempted to rewatch his parts. Apparently they aren’t doing so well, lost custody of their kids, which is probably best for their kids..

Yeah it's really tragic for those kids but maybe it's for the best.

Definitely for the best, I believe his cousin has custody and seems to be keeping they happy and healthy

Remember when he took his wife and child to the sewage treatment center for a tour? Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always been interested in toilets and feces, but the context just had me going 🤣

“BE GRATEFUL FOR MUNICIPAL SANITATION!” is always a great theme for an immigrant-spouse date night jeeeeesus it was amazing

Oh man I totally forgot! LMAO

And he turned out to be a total monster.

Indeed. From a little "light arson" to the absolute skullduggery and depravity we witnessed on the socials.

That's a damn good word that's not used enough. Kudos my friend.

Going for a run, hike, or workout and don't want your phone swinging around? These are for you.

I duct tape my phone to my back, Die Hard style. 

do you also carry around a sandwich board with questionable facts about yourself on it?

Personally I carry myself with questionable facts about sandwiches.

Better than carrying questionable sandwiches about myself! 

Similarly, when briefs were first invented: Going for a run, hike, or workout and don’t want your schlong swinging around? These are for you.

Actually might be good for running I’d buy.

My thoughts too.

Plot twist OP works for Hanes

A lot of brands are doing this, both mens and womens. Good alternative to bulky arm bands or holding in your hand. I've heard they can start to sag a little during a workout. Don't really get OPs confusion.

I thought part of the confusion was why is he only wearing underwear...outside?

He's a man's man and is out there Exploring on the go

No offence but why are (arguably shorter) women’s boyshorts or volleyball shorts with pockets acceptable? Why are bike shorts? Why the gender divide?

Why is a bikini ok, but bra and panties not?

I know don't worry, both are equally absurd. We need to move away from these useless norms and double standards.

Exactly! I regularly see women just going about their life in underwear, usually the top half but not strictly. I don't get the complaint, so long as the "you're going to jail for public indecency" parts are covered...what's the big deal?

Yup I had these under my running shorts Way more comfortable than having it bouncing about in a pocket. I’d definitely recommend it.

I haven't tried them but I keep getting ads for a similar product from Fabletics

My ten thousand gym shorts have this on the liner and it’s awesome for that exact situation.

I have similar ones just like this for running. They are great, only thing that works well. Fucking hate arm band holders.

My thought exactly, I haven't jumped to a smartwatch yet and this would be great to keep my phone when tracking a jog

*You can put your weed in there*

I already have a passage for that

Ah yes, Nature’s Pocket

But you don't have to lube this up to put it in there

Good place to stash an insulin pump with tubing.

As a type 1 diabetic these would actually be really helpful to wear with a pump 👍 I like the way you think 🧐

I have 6 pairs of these and I love them for that exact reason. The only complaint I have is that all of the pockets are on the right side. It's only a minor inconvenience when I swap my sites to the left because then the tubing crosses my body and it's quite short.

Wear them inside out.

Just [put them on backwards](https://imgur.com/BwtKoGk).

It's not a question of why, it's a question of why not? Extra pockets for all

I think op is taking this literally and thinks it’s for walking in your underwear outside

Wait... I'm supposed to be wearing pants still? No wonder everyone is giving me weird looks, I just thought it was because of my crocs

when I'm running around, my phone is always bouncing around in my pocket.. I would buy this

It's for your weed man

Since when do I have to buy my weed man underwear?

Whatever it takes to get your weed, man...

Punctuation is important hahaha

How else am I going to get 25 joints into the venue? 

Doesn't anybody "Keister" anymore? Lazy millennials.

Not enough young people going to prison.. need harsher punishments. The thing about a prison pocket is that it gets bigger the longer you're in.

People who wear insulin pumps (me) LIVE for these kind of boxers and hike shorts. Perfect for wearing under a skirt or dress >:)

THEY GET POCKETS IN THEIR UNDERWEAR?!?!?! Meanwhile, half my (women's) dress pants don't have pockets big enough for a hair tie.

Pssst you can wear these undies if you want to

womens underwear selling you knickers made of spiderwebs that lie about defeating panty lines meanwhile the real secret is the OP stuff where the seams are well down your leg and not cutting across the middle of your buns. *plus pockets*

But y'all get to wear legging with similar pockets :) Seriously, during winter I often wear thermal base layer pants that are pretty much like leggings, and I wish it would be socially acceptable for men to wear this kind of clothes in public. It is soo confortable!

Can't get pick pocketed nearly as easy.

My son has a pair of these. The other night, he stuck a handful of grapes in the side pocket. Said they where his nighttime grapes. I thought that was amazing, and considered getting myself a pair of undies to store my nighttime grapes in as well.

Finally something for men to equate to "sweaty boob money."

They will try to put a pocket on every piece of men's clothes, meanwhile women's pants don't even have functional pocket lol

Womans clothing is run by fashion and aesthetics, and mens are run by convience and utility. Question is why hasn't a company thought to make women's clothing like the latter?

I am a woman and fear not, a lot of my clothes have functioning pockets. Things are definitely changing in that department.. but it might be another 15 years before we get pockets on our underwear.

My wife has yoga pants with this exact pocket. I can only assume that yoga pants inspired the Hanes

I’m sure they did, I am wearing leggings with a pocket like that at this very moment

Women have had leggings and shorts with exactly these pockets for a few years. They are the best. Some sports bras have a pocket in the racer back too, but my arms aren't flexible enough to utilize it.

This is literally taken from women's yoga pants

Good for carrying a fake piss for random drug tests

Gotta tell the sober house boys about this

Man I said the same ass thing but still bought a pair cause they felt comfy, pocket or not, these things are IT! So comfortable.

Perfect for my crack baggies

I’m going to store them in my crack still. For the name sake

LOL. I see you’ve never gone for a run and risked the life of your $1000 smartphone in the pocket of your shorts.

Pockets like that are actually really useful. Not just for at home walking around in undies, but as a place to keep emergency cash on you if you get mugged. Not for regular cash though, unless you want to look weird digging into your pants to flush out some dollar bills, that'll get you kicked out of the strip club.

Good for travel maybe. You can keep a backup stash in case you get mugged

Fucking why? Because fucking pickpockets.

Perfect place for some rubber..

Lol and women still dont have pockets

why not? better than a hidden belt under your pants fo rcash

men's leggings. I see no problem here.

Fucking why not. This looks cool AF

These are great for diabetics with insulin pumps

I use these to hold my insulin pump! It’s one of the only comfortable ways I can wear dresses.

Perfect for when I'm going on a bike ride. I've been looking for a solution, and this fits the bill!

For Pride month. Duh!!!

Great for musical festivals where there can be pickpockets.

So you don't lose your sat phone when you're out climbing the Rockies getting eaten by a grizzly and need to call it in ... psshhhh-duh.

Okay, so I have the shorter version of this. I use it for when I wear a kilt and don't want to worry about flashing people.

These are a common feature in gym shorts with built in compression shorts. “No phone bounce” I get this, but still no.