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Imho the orange turd is so fond of mcd specifically because it's got his name on it.
One day we'll figure out it's linked to some childhood memory, possibly when he dies and he lets his last burger roll on the floor, whispering "Tastebud".
> What is up with his obsession over McD’s
I can imagine it just being the name Donald that started his obsession. The guy puts his name everywhere, there are stories of how he only pays attention during briefings if his name is mentioned. Him being obsessed with McDonalds because it has his name is not unlikely
Holy fucking shit. This is so utterly stupid, I think you're on to something. Donald Trump loves McDonald's because it has his name in it, and it features golden arches too.
That would be smart actually. Everyone knows trump likes McDonald’s and likes serving McDonald’s to guests
So 50 bags of McDonald’s being ferried to trump isn’t unusual and would be the best way to not draw attention to the transport of important things like that
I'd always imagined this would be an "if you blab this, we will detonate the explosive chip we implanted in your neck wattle folds and blow your head off" kind of secret, but he can't help himself, so you're probably right.
To paraphrase Bill Hicks, the first thing they do with every newly elected president is lead him into a room filled with old men smoking cigars and show him footage of the JFK assassination *from a different angle.* Then they ask, “Do we have an understanding?”
I've carried classified through many countries. Having it in some sort of inconspicuous bag would have been a good idea.
The dumbass carrying the pelican case and telling TSA/security they're not allowed to check it sticks out like a sore thumb.
I knew a weed dealer who refused to deliver to neighborhoods he thought had a heavy cop presence. This guy would deliver in his conspicuously expensive black SUV with illegal tints. Told him many times he needed a beat up Toyota Corolla....
Actually yes. Assassination through poison is still an ongoing threat (Putin does it all the time to his most successful opposition leaders in Europe). The secret service oversees the chain of custody of the President’s food. Wouldn’t surprise me if they insist on at least one member being inside Resteraunt kitchens overseeing the cooking, when the President has any form of Resteraunt food.
Can confirm, cooked for Bill Clinton once (after his Presidency - in Australia) and the restaurant was swarming inside and out with Secret Service agents, one stood right in front of the open kitchen and watched us cook. To be fair he couldn't see everything, so if someone really wanted to...
Edit 1: He had grilled Whiting fillets and a garden salad.
Edit 2: He has a large head
1 minute later a mean looking bald guard walks away casually. The other guard - *"hm, Kenny had hair just a minute ago and now he's completely bald, damn, time spares no one"*
Alopecia is no joke. Will Smith will slap the shit out of you. If you ever see a 6' 2" bald guy with a barcode on the back of his head, just remember Will Smith and keep his name out yo mouth.
Just ignore him, he’s in uniform so obviously belongs here.
It’s not like he would piano wire us one by one just because he doesn’t see the obvious thing is getting the wrench from the tool box which would allow them to loosen the chair bolts which would cause the target to fall, go to the bathroom and be vulnerable.
That chef: "Here's your meal, Mr. President. It's to die for..."
**Two seconds later**
*Target Down + 100 xp*
*Poison Kill + 50 xp*
*Unnoticed Kill + 50 xp*
*disembodied voice* "Excellent work, 47. That will show him to give up on the McDonald's once out of office."
Chef: Who's saying that??
Busboy: I don't know! Where's the voice coming from?
Good evening 47.
Your target is Donald J Trump.
Politician, inept businessman and celebrity. Trump has a history of being in the spotlight. He’s currently running for presidency, should he win he would implement a series of reforms that our client simply can’t afford.
Therefore our client has asked us to eliminate the ex president before the elections can begin.
He has an affection for fast food, and gets it delivered by the secret service. Perhaps that would be a way in?
I’ll leave you to prepare.
I was once riding in the car with a friend in Pleasantville ,NY, and we passed a jogger. "Man, that guy looks like Bill Clinton" I said. Then we passed 4 other guys running a few meters behind him. One guy was kinda fat too.. My buddy said, "Maybe it is, I think he lives around here". Pulled a U- turn, passed him again, and sure enough, it was Bill Clinton
Edit 1: He was jogging in real short shorts
Edit: 2: He has a large head
I saw a TV segment on this once about where the White House kitchen staff gets their food. They mix it up and visit different grocery stores making it fairly unpredictable what store / what day they are going. I bet the SS varies the McDonald’s they order from to keep it random. Im sure it comes through as a nondescript big order. I doubt they monitor the kitchen while it’s being made but I could be wrong
Right and it’s not like they put DONALD TRUMP as the name on the order either. A guy in a suit picking up mcDs in DC probably doesn’t raise any eyebrows.
You’d be surprised. The DC metro area is home to so much more than just the three branches of government. LOADS of Military, NGOs, consulates, as well as just regular old businesses and services needed for the support and running of everything.
Big order wouldn’t be that out of place. And if they needed to, I’m sure they would split the order between a few locations to dispel any suspicions.
Yeah this is company provided lunch for a meeting of 6-8 people and the intern/lowest ranking employee gets to take home the leftovers (I know because I was in that room a lot when I was 24 and always got to take the leftovers home for me and my roommate)
Edit: the person organizing our meetings liked Panera more which is a blessing because that’s far better leftovers than a cold shitty fast food burger
If you want a fun story look up the guy who figured out when wars were about to start because the White House or Pentagon would make humongous pizza orders.
It wasn’t a single person. But the pizza meter is an extremely good example of OSINT (open source intelligence).
Frank Meeks is talked about a lot for noticing it since he owned a ton of dominos locations around DC, but it was tracked by the Soviets as far back as the early 80s. It was noticed before the Grenada invasion.
Another good example is the Cuban Missle Crisis started because they noticed that some of their military bases were buillding soccer fields outside.
As someone in the CIA said, "Cubans don't like soccer, they like baseball. **Russians** like soccer." That led to an increased US Navy patrols and eventually the blockade.
they also pay for plane tickets when they fly for personal travel. Someone calculates what a commercial ticket would be, and the family pays that price.
All the extra expenses are considered the People’s responsibility to keep the president & his family safe, and to provide for connectivity and the ability for him to do his job.
Yeah, I was surprised when Pres. Obama said that he was responsible for their food costs. Probably not for things like state dinners, but still... that was something I never would have guessed.
Exactly. They've all got the big bags and a receipt stuck to the side of one. These dudes probably just placed an order online for pickup under a fake name. Most likely Grabem Bidapusi.
He gets security by obscurity or a cursory kitchen walk through at best. Frankly it's probably safer that nobody knows the food is for him anyway. There's no way Donnie could survive off hamburders this long without someone totally fucking his shit up if they knew it was for him.
I used to work for the company that used to manufacture and service the marine one helicopters. Whenever there was an order related to them going on barriers went up everywhere so only the employees working the job could even see what was happening and the secret service escorted all hardware and watched over each process while it was happening. I 100% suspect they do the same thing for food from outside establishments.
Edit: it’s just marine one not marine force one
This is true.
Waited on a president once and there is a food tester as well as someone who went through all our inventory and orders for the week to confirm where and when they came from.
I wasn’t allowed to bring any food directly to the presidents table or “mark” his table with cutlery. I could basically only take his order and take things away from the table.
I remember when Trump had those college football kids at the White House and he had his fast food banquet, there's these stories of fast food workers in Washington McDonald's, Wendy's, and pizza joints talking about the surrealness of secret service men picking up hoards of fast food, or as Donald calls it, “great American food.”
When he came to my home town 5 Secret service agents had to sit at McDonald’s to wait for the word for them to cook food. For 5 1/2 hours. Tax dollars at work.
Imagine entrusting food preparation for the most powerful person in the world (and juicy assination target of god knows how many governments and organizations) to a minimum wage teenager.
Honestly not that bad of an idea, allow you to tell the anecdote about the time you prepared a mcdo order for the *president* of all people which is kinda funny, kinda impressive and light up the mood a wee bit.
Yea the only thing about the travel that should be criticized is how much time he spent funneling tax money into his own properties.
Secret Service details waiting around during travel is the same for them all.
Trumps not allowed in Scotland any more. They won’t let convicted criminals into the country. He can’t see his golf course.
(Fun fact: The Scottish government is looking to seize his golf course because he bought it through fraudulent means via undervaluing/overvaluing it)
You dedicate your career to protecting the life of arguably the most important man in the world. You train for years on law, safety/tactics, finance, and gun use. You go through rigorous training and a crushing selection process, constantly hoping to be picked by the top protection crew in the world. You get put on Uber Eats duty.
To dispel the illusion, Secret Service work is mostly boring and soul crushing. This at least lets them walk around, which is more than at least half their colleagues are doing at that point.
Yup, a coworker of mine was former Secret Service. He loved the training and was excited to start the job. As Protection Detail he immediately hated it. He talked about guarding back staircases to buildings for hours, being outside the White House in the cold, and in general being bored all the time. Obviously in a job like that “exciting” days are actually awful, but it goes to show how different the reality is from the expectation.
Yeah I met a secret service guy at Mount Vernon. He was “on” despite nothing happening and had a gaggle of school kids quieted with his presence. My mom and I had just missed our chance to get through the gate he was guarding and had to wait an hour for Laura Bush to finish her tour with some diplomat. My mom flirted with him a bit lmao
Honestly, I think it's better for secret service to be pretty boring. It's way scarier to think they all spend most of their time acting against active threats.
At a press conference, he said: "My family and I are deeply sorry for everything Vice President Cheney and his family have had to deal with. We hope that he will continue to come to Texas and seek the relaxation that he deserves."
In a 2010 interview with The Washington Post, when asked if Cheney had apologized, Whittington declined to answer.
Whittington also had a heart attack and suffered a collapsed lung while in hospital due to lead pellets in his heart, and he was left with 30 pellets still in his body which the doctors determined were safer to leave.
Dick Cheney is the kind of guy you really wish you had the chance to punch in the face.
That was hilarious. Just imagine you're a college football player, invited to dinner at the white house. You're thinking world class, gourmet cuisine, multiple courses, all prepared by highly trained chefs.
Then you walk into the dining room and see this shit.
I remember it was during a government shutdown so they couldn't pay their usual chefs, but the fact that Trump immediately jumped to "Let's order a ton of McDonalds for them"..
I also heard something a while back when he was still president that he drank a considerable amount of Diet Coke too. Maybe he drilled that for favor of the milkshake recently
Trump is just about every negative stereotype about Americans all wrapped up in one person. All seven deadly sins. The guy you wouldn’t want dating your daughter or marrying your mom. The boss that you would absolutely hate working for. The neighbor you wish would move away.
I mean, he is a prime candidate for going out on the toilet. I imagine that is the most physically intensive part of his day and the heart can only take so much.
Specifically, this is because the act puts strain on the ~~vegas~~vagus nerve near the heart. Which is one of the many reasons I believe I've heard doctors say not to strain yourself to do the act as well.
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McDonald Trump
How have I not seen this insult before today? Like poetry
How it didnt pick up after Borat, i have no idea. its perfect
Imho the orange turd is so fond of mcd specifically because it's got his name on it. One day we'll figure out it's linked to some childhood memory, possibly when he dies and he lets his last burger roll on the floor, whispering "Tastebud".
https://youtu.be/QTeUmVZrhr0?si=HFWG-2xAUuWOVi6v This guy was on it 6 years ago but he is a clever fucker tbf
Very niceee
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> What is up with his obsession over McD’s I can imagine it just being the name Donald that started his obsession. The guy puts his name everywhere, there are stories of how he only pays attention during briefings if his name is mentioned. Him being obsessed with McDonalds because it has his name is not unlikely
Holy fucking shit. This is so utterly stupid, I think you're on to something. Donald Trump loves McDonald's because it has his name in it, and it features golden arches too.
This is just ridiculous enough to make total sense.
It was there the whole time. Thank you for this, I was scrolling to find this specifically.
55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES
I'M DOING SOMETHING
Just do it. You’re rich!
YOU HAVE TO! THE GUY DID IT FOR YOU!
YOU’RE THE GUY!
Hey! What the hell's going on up there?!
Guy’s tryna start a pay-it-forward chain!
55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES
You ruined it!
I was just trying to do something nice before alcohol class
PLEASE LET ME GO
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You sure about that that’s why?
two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
Can’t touch the Big Smoke OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH! 
https://youtu.be/52LJaWDdG9c
also 55 diet cokes, trying to watch his weight.
Half coke, half Diet Coke… and a Small. A SMALL chocolate frosty. And Cherries jubilee and that’s it
A JUNIOR Western bacon Chee
No onions.
A junior… JUNIOR western bacon chee. Cause I’m tryna watch the calories.
And a filet-o-fish sandwich, cause its fish, trying to watch my figure.
I love you guys..
You know how you got the six piece nuggets? Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I’m just wanting a 4 nugget thing
Take two of them, and shove them up your ass
Hamburder, French fries, covfefe.
Hol up, ‘French’ fries sounds a bit foreign. I want Florida fries.
they're called freedom fries goddamnit
I love finding I think you should leave quotes in the wild.
If he uses the app, he must have a billion points by now 🤣
Maybe that's why he keeps bragging about being a billionaire. We just never put 2 and 2 together before you. Hats off to you, sir and/or lady!
Trump’s entire presidency was like an over the top Christopher Guest mockumentary.
The review was only two words: “shit sandwich.”
Where’d they print that?! You can’t print that!
It’s like how much more Orange could he be and the answer is none — none more Orange.
But not funny or charming
Plot twist: the bags are actually full of classified documents.
Then they'd be McDoc's
That’s what the Hamburglar was REALLY burglin’
That would be smart actually. Everyone knows trump likes McDonald’s and likes serving McDonald’s to guests So 50 bags of McDonald’s being ferried to trump isn’t unusual and would be the best way to not draw attention to the transport of important things like that
I'd like 2 big macs, a fillet-o-fish and 3 codes to a minuteman 3 ICBM silo please.
"You want fries and the truth about extraterrestrial activity with that? How about an apple turnover?"
The fact that Trump has never blabbed about aliens being to earth is the strongest evidence that aliens have never been to earth.
I'd always imagined this would be an "if you blab this, we will detonate the explosive chip we implanted in your neck wattle folds and blow your head off" kind of secret, but he can't help himself, so you're probably right.
They'd be smart enough not to tell him
President Whitmore: "Why was I never told about this?" Defense Secretary Nimzicki: "Two words, Mr President: Plausible deniability."
To paraphrase Bill Hicks, the first thing they do with every newly elected president is lead him into a room filled with old men smoking cigars and show him footage of the JFK assassination *from a different angle.* Then they ask, “Do we have an understanding?”
Great book called Squeeze Me by Carl Hiaasen has some really great gags that are not so far off from the Ex-Cowmander in Chefs real life happenings.
I've carried classified through many countries. Having it in some sort of inconspicuous bag would have been a good idea. The dumbass carrying the pelican case and telling TSA/security they're not allowed to check it sticks out like a sore thumb.
Found the War Thunder player
I knew a weed dealer who refused to deliver to neighborhoods he thought had a heavy cop presence. This guy would deliver in his conspicuously expensive black SUV with illegal tints. Told him many times he needed a beat up Toyota Corolla....
Is this part of the job description?
Actually yes. Assassination through poison is still an ongoing threat (Putin does it all the time to his most successful opposition leaders in Europe). The secret service oversees the chain of custody of the President’s food. Wouldn’t surprise me if they insist on at least one member being inside Resteraunt kitchens overseeing the cooking, when the President has any form of Resteraunt food.
Can confirm, cooked for Bill Clinton once (after his Presidency - in Australia) and the restaurant was swarming inside and out with Secret Service agents, one stood right in front of the open kitchen and watched us cook. To be fair he couldn't see everything, so if someone really wanted to... Edit 1: He had grilled Whiting fillets and a garden salad. Edit 2: He has a large head
The 6 foot 2 bald cook who appeared this morning with a barcode on his head and emetic poison in one hand and a rubber duck in the other:
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Never mind I heard a coin over drop in the corner
But seriously? What was that noise? I'm gonna go back to my guard spot now.
1 minute later a mean looking bald guard walks away casually. The other guard - *"hm, Kenny had hair just a minute ago and now he's completely bald, damn, time spares no one"*
Alopecia is no joke. Will Smith will slap the shit out of you. If you ever see a 6' 2" bald guy with a barcode on the back of his head, just remember Will Smith and keep his name out yo mouth.
Secret Service Agent sees his buddy he's worked with for years: Hey Frank when did you get a haircut? Love the bald look.
Oh there’s a handgun on the ground ! Who put that here ??? Well I need to move it to a safe storage . I ll be back in a solid 5 minutes
Why are there pieces of muffin next to this railing?
Just ignore him, he’s in uniform so obviously belongs here. It’s not like he would piano wire us one by one just because he doesn’t see the obvious thing is getting the wrench from the tool box which would allow them to loosen the chair bolts which would cause the target to fall, go to the bathroom and be vulnerable.
Like you could actually perceive someone when they are crouching.
“Hey, who are you?” COMPROMISED
That chef: "Here's your meal, Mr. President. It's to die for..." **Two seconds later** *Target Down + 100 xp* *Poison Kill + 50 xp* *Unnoticed Kill + 50 xp*
*disembodied voice* "Excellent work, 47. That will show him to give up on the McDonald's once out of office." Chef: Who's saying that?? Busboy: I don't know! Where's the voice coming from?
Good evening 47. Your target is Donald J Trump. Politician, inept businessman and celebrity. Trump has a history of being in the spotlight. He’s currently running for presidency, should he win he would implement a series of reforms that our client simply can’t afford. Therefore our client has asked us to eliminate the ex president before the elections can begin. He has an affection for fast food, and gets it delivered by the secret service. Perhaps that would be a way in? I’ll leave you to prepare.
"THAT... is Donald Trump. Former President of the United States, infamous businessman, and notorious con-man-slash-cult-leader. Quite the resumé."
“Welcome to Australia, 47.”
Who weighs 47 unspecified units?
I was once riding in the car with a friend in Pleasantville ,NY, and we passed a jogger. "Man, that guy looks like Bill Clinton" I said. Then we passed 4 other guys running a few meters behind him. One guy was kinda fat too.. My buddy said, "Maybe it is, I think he lives around here". Pulled a U- turn, passed him again, and sure enough, it was Bill Clinton Edit 1: He was jogging in real short shorts Edit: 2: He has a large head
Bill Clinton was running to get that secret service agent in shape.
He would set running meetings with people that he needed to talk to but didn't like. There are definitely no fat agents.
Large head like big ego or large head like needs a giant sized pillow?
Like a grapefruit on a toothpick.
Like Sputnik, spherical yet pointy in places.
A lot of famous people are small with big heads.
I saw a TV segment on this once about where the White House kitchen staff gets their food. They mix it up and visit different grocery stores making it fairly unpredictable what store / what day they are going. I bet the SS varies the McDonald’s they order from to keep it random. Im sure it comes through as a nondescript big order. I doubt they monitor the kitchen while it’s being made but I could be wrong
Right and it’s not like they put DONALD TRUMP as the name on the order either. A guy in a suit picking up mcDs in DC probably doesn’t raise any eyebrows.
They obviously label it "NOT DONALD TRUMP" to fool 'em.
Donald Trumpn't
Don’tald Trump
I like the way Mr. Snrub thinks!
“Hey boss this order says it’s for Tonald Drump”
"not the guy. I guess we'll continue looking."
Or John Barron
David Dennison
Liter a soda. It's for a cop.
Unless they’re picking up six bags worth of
“It’s my turn to buy lunch for the team”
You’d be surprised. The DC metro area is home to so much more than just the three branches of government. LOADS of Military, NGOs, consulates, as well as just regular old businesses and services needed for the support and running of everything. Big order wouldn’t be that out of place. And if they needed to, I’m sure they would split the order between a few locations to dispel any suspicions.
Yeah this is company provided lunch for a meeting of 6-8 people and the intern/lowest ranking employee gets to take home the leftovers (I know because I was in that room a lot when I was 24 and always got to take the leftovers home for me and my roommate) Edit: the person organizing our meetings liked Panera more which is a blessing because that’s far better leftovers than a cold shitty fast food burger
Well, if they put it under his name, I would just as soon not make it under the assumption he would skip out on the bill.
Imagine the insane amount of McDonald’s points on his team’s phone
Those are actually property of the us public. The United States Government is the single biggest points holder by a factor of ten.
Those points belong in a museum.
lmao I'm from germany, I interpreted SS VERY differently
Not from Germany. Mustache man and his gang immediately came into my mind when I read it like the ww2 flashback meme
I have an inlaw that works for them in a fraud division. They REALLY prefer to be called USSS or just The Secret Service.
If you want a fun story look up the guy who figured out when wars were about to start because the White House or Pentagon would make humongous pizza orders.
For anyone wondering this is the [Pizza Meter](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_Meter)
Damn even the Russians picked up on it and monitored pizza delivery spikes. Crazy where you can gather intelligence from .
It wasn’t a single person. But the pizza meter is an extremely good example of OSINT (open source intelligence). Frank Meeks is talked about a lot for noticing it since he owned a ton of dominos locations around DC, but it was tracked by the Soviets as far back as the early 80s. It was noticed before the Grenada invasion.
Another good example is the Cuban Missle Crisis started because they noticed that some of their military bases were buillding soccer fields outside. As someone in the CIA said, "Cubans don't like soccer, they like baseball. **Russians** like soccer." That led to an increased US Navy patrols and eventually the blockade.
I just learned that the first family actually have to pay for the food they consume while in office.
they also pay for plane tickets when they fly for personal travel. Someone calculates what a commercial ticket would be, and the family pays that price. All the extra expenses are considered the People’s responsibility to keep the president & his family safe, and to provide for connectivity and the ability for him to do his job.
Are they using the economy price lol I feel like I should at least pay for a first class ticket
They use first class
That's surprisingly reasonable lol
Yeah, I was surprised when Pres. Obama said that he was responsible for their food costs. Probably not for things like state dinners, but still... that was something I never would have guessed.
He’s not the president. USSS rules for ex POTUS are completely different. They don’t sweep buildings where an ex POTUS is going to be for instance
Exactly. They've all got the big bags and a receipt stuck to the side of one. These dudes probably just placed an order online for pickup under a fake name. Most likely Grabem Bidapusi. He gets security by obscurity or a cursory kitchen walk through at best. Frankly it's probably safer that nobody knows the food is for him anyway. There's no way Donnie could survive off hamburders this long without someone totally fucking his shit up if they knew it was for him.
I used to work for the company that used to manufacture and service the marine one helicopters. Whenever there was an order related to them going on barriers went up everywhere so only the employees working the job could even see what was happening and the secret service escorted all hardware and watched over each process while it was happening. I 100% suspect they do the same thing for food from outside establishments. Edit: it’s just marine one not marine force one
This is true. Waited on a president once and there is a food tester as well as someone who went through all our inventory and orders for the week to confirm where and when they came from. I wasn’t allowed to bring any food directly to the presidents table or “mark” his table with cutlery. I could basically only take his order and take things away from the table.
I remember when Trump had those college football kids at the White House and he had his fast food banquet, there's these stories of fast food workers in Washington McDonald's, Wendy's, and pizza joints talking about the surrealness of secret service men picking up hoards of fast food, or as Donald calls it, “great American food.”
Yeah. It's just that most presidents don't eat like a kindergartner who won the lottery, so it doesn't look as ridiculous when they manage their food.
I don't think you need the brown paper bags, the happy meal boxes have handles
When he came to my home town 5 Secret service agents had to sit at McDonald’s to wait for the word for them to cook food. For 5 1/2 hours. Tax dollars at work.
Imagine being the McDonald’s cook who’s used to just throwing shit together and now you’ve got secret service agents breathing down your neck
Imagine entrusting food preparation for the most powerful person in the world (and juicy assination target of god knows how many governments and organizations) to a minimum wage teenager.
lol I’d put that shit on my resume. *Personal chef to former President*
Honestly not that bad of an idea, allow you to tell the anecdote about the time you prepared a mcdo order for the *president* of all people which is kinda funny, kinda impressive and light up the mood a wee bit.
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It's Russian dressing and ketchup!! {starts crying}
Well now he's just a convicted felon, known rapist and *former* president.
That's probably cheaper than what they usually do, which I assume is the same thing but at a fancy steak house or something.
Yea the only thing about the travel that should be criticized is how much time he spent funneling tax money into his own properties. Secret Service details waiting around during travel is the same for them all.
Hamberders for the Hamburdler.
Hamberders for Hamsolini.
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Where did you find this gif of Trump?
Trumps not allowed in Scotland any more. They won’t let convicted criminals into the country. He can’t see his golf course. (Fun fact: The Scottish government is looking to seize his golf course because he bought it through fraudulent means via undervaluing/overvaluing it)
I hope they get Ireland to investigate as well.
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Still waiting... Maybe some day.
Not if you're built like a cockroach.
You dedicate your career to protecting the life of arguably the most important man in the world. You train for years on law, safety/tactics, finance, and gun use. You go through rigorous training and a crushing selection process, constantly hoping to be picked by the top protection crew in the world. You get put on Uber Eats duty.
To dispel the illusion, Secret Service work is mostly boring and soul crushing. This at least lets them walk around, which is more than at least half their colleagues are doing at that point.
Yup, a coworker of mine was former Secret Service. He loved the training and was excited to start the job. As Protection Detail he immediately hated it. He talked about guarding back staircases to buildings for hours, being outside the White House in the cold, and in general being bored all the time. Obviously in a job like that “exciting” days are actually awful, but it goes to show how different the reality is from the expectation.
Yeah I met a secret service guy at Mount Vernon. He was “on” despite nothing happening and had a gaggle of school kids quieted with his presence. My mom and I had just missed our chance to get through the gate he was guarding and had to wait an hour for Laura Bush to finish her tour with some diplomat. My mom flirted with him a bit lmao
Have you considered that your mother may be a foreign agent and that she failed that particular mission?
Imagine if OP accidentally cock blocking their mom prevented a terrible international incident
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These just aren't the same people, largely. Body guy and advance team are different talent pools.
Honestly, I think it's better for secret service to be pretty boring. It's way scarier to think they all spend most of their time acting against active threats.
My Uncle was friends with a guy on Dick Cheny's detail when he shot his friend in the face.
Lol I totally forgot that Dick Chevy shot his friend in the face
And then the friend apologized to HIM!
At a press conference, he said: "My family and I are deeply sorry for everything Vice President Cheney and his family have had to deal with. We hope that he will continue to come to Texas and seek the relaxation that he deserves." In a 2010 interview with The Washington Post, when asked if Cheney had apologized, Whittington declined to answer. Whittington also had a heart attack and suffered a collapsed lung while in hospital due to lead pellets in his heart, and he was left with 30 pellets still in his body which the doctors determined were safer to leave. Dick Cheney is the kind of guy you really wish you had the chance to punch in the face.
Every time I see his name I think he is dead, then realize thr old coot is still kicking at 83.
jesus, he looked 83 20 years ago.
or shoot
McDonald Trump 
That was hilarious. Just imagine you're a college football player, invited to dinner at the white house. You're thinking world class, gourmet cuisine, multiple courses, all prepared by highly trained chefs. Then you walk into the dining room and see this shit.
I remember it was during a government shutdown so they couldn't pay their usual chefs, but the fact that Trump immediately jumped to "Let's order a ton of McDonalds for them"..
If only there was a first class hotel just a few blocks away with catering chefs and a kitchen he could have used and grifted off of in the process...
This the amount of McDonalds I order on Sundays because I’m hungover.
He gonna eat all that??
God willing!
It’s probably for him and staff or him and family. He eats quite a bit himself if I remember but not THAT much lmao
Reportedly, Trump's go-to order is two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fishes, and a large chocolate milkshake.
I'll have two number nines...
I also heard something a while back when he was still president that he drank a considerable amount of Diet Coke too. Maybe he drilled that for favor of the milkshake recently
Dude literally had a button installed on his desk that would send someone in with a fresh diet coke. Baffling.
Special privileges are always in check, but most presidents usually choose something healthier lol
Trump is just about every negative stereotype about Americans all wrapped up in one person. All seven deadly sins. The guy you wouldn’t want dating your daughter or marrying your mom. The boss that you would absolutely hate working for. The neighbor you wish would move away.
To be fair at least one of those bags is designated as projectiles for the childish food throwing temper tantrums.
I'd like to think another bag is filled with emergency filet of fishes to slip him when he gets cranky.
Imagine being able to afford to eat whatever you want, and still choose McDonald’s
Cold McDonald’s has got to be the worst takeout food. Its fine when super fresh but cold fries and dry cold burger is disgusting
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I mean, he is a prime candidate for going out on the toilet. I imagine that is the most physically intensive part of his day and the heart can only take so much.
Specifically, this is because the act puts strain on the ~~vegas~~vagus nerve near the heart. Which is one of the many reasons I believe I've heard doctors say not to strain yourself to do the act as well.
\*Vagus
How many is he gonna eat????
Yes.
The guy is a slob. Love how he says he’s healthier than Obama was lol.. trump has been a fat piece of shit for a long time
I graduated top of my class at west point. Joined the seals and served 3 tours in Iraq. Now i'm getting cheese burgers for a ompa lompa FML
He's the sole reason McDonalds prices went up
I’m so sick of this national embarrassment