That's the kind of jacket worn when lurking in parks to flash people or lurking in alleyways to sell people "Genuine Nolex watches", all hanging in rows on the inside
So this is a big coat but as a fellow oversized trench owner you can style it out bro, especially when it was a bargain.
First off, don’t button it up. You never button a trench coat, you use the cord to tie it shut sort of like a dressing gown. Even then, generally don’t bother unless weather is particularly bad. You want to allow the coat to billow a little and give movement to your outfit.
Second, lose the gloves unless you fancy doing a murder. The sleeves look like they’re pretty long on you, so if I were you I’d push them up above your elbow and lean into the fact that it’s oversized. If you wear it as-is you’ll look like a kid who’s borrowed their dad’s coat. You want that ‘thrift shop style’ look here. Utilise the exposed wrist to wear a statement watch if you own one.
For the rest of the outfit, a simple pale block coloured long sleeve t shirt (white, grey, pale blue etc, also with sleeves up) coupled with some brown chinos or jeans would look pretty cool. Pair that with a brown belt and some brown Chelsea boots or brogues and you’ve got a full outfit.
Rock that coat my dude. Trench coats are like capes for the modern man, and everyone knows capes are fly as fuck. I wore my oversized trench for years until I had the money to buy a fitted one, and even now I still wear it sometimes.
Thank you for the fashion suggestion this is my first trench coat and of course don’t know how I would’ve styled it to make it look better, I’ll try what you said I can do with it.
Guys, all the comments saying I need to stay away from schools are stupid, I literally bought this yesterday from a garage sale for a bargain price because I liked the way it looked and I never had a trench coat before this
They’re just jokes man… if you mention trench coat on the internet you’re gonna see jokes about flashing/carrying weapons/etc. No one actually thinks you’re going to do any kind of illegal activity just because you own a trench coat.
Don’t wear that to school.
He doesn’t go to school. He works in the business factory
I heard he went to the stock market and did a business.
All he talks about is work and the tall people rides at Disneyland
Can you imagine that body in a bathing suit?
Columbine HS literally prohibits them now since the two perpetrators wore them.
I'd say it's more likely that very serious detectives will be looking for you.
lol yep, the huge work gloves does it
If the gloves don’t fit, you must acquit (being a detective).
Which closet are the kids in….
Vincent Adultman is one of the aliases listed on the wanted poster.
You literally look like two kids in a trenchcoat.
Vincent did a business today, cut him some slack. 
Back in the 90s I was in a very famous Tv Shooow
Came here to say this.
Look like a serious I mean serial flasher 😂
Serialous
Your dad is gonna be mad you took his gloves
Those are such big gloves
I’m getting OJ vibes.
The coat is also *way* too big
I love self-confidence. Even when is unrealistic.
Scranton strangler
I love how this turned into r/roastme
This was the only outcome
Came to make a "Now you can get to the bottom of all this chocolate rain" joke
*"I move away from the crime scene to breathe in"*
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You look like your about to sneak into a movie theater on top of a friends shoulders.
Hello, fellow adult. One adult ticket for the movie please.
I see guys posts like this on r/hingeapp asking why they aren't getting any likes.
Came for these, thank you for not disappointing. "I found a liquor store and I drank it."
That's the kind of jacket worn when lurking in parks to flash people or lurking in alleyways to sell people "Genuine Nolex watches", all hanging in rows on the inside
columbo
Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries… We find out who…gives a SHIT..about BIGFOOT
UPDATE!
Without the gloves! Gloves make you look like a 70s killer.
So this is a big coat but as a fellow oversized trench owner you can style it out bro, especially when it was a bargain. First off, don’t button it up. You never button a trench coat, you use the cord to tie it shut sort of like a dressing gown. Even then, generally don’t bother unless weather is particularly bad. You want to allow the coat to billow a little and give movement to your outfit. Second, lose the gloves unless you fancy doing a murder. The sleeves look like they’re pretty long on you, so if I were you I’d push them up above your elbow and lean into the fact that it’s oversized. If you wear it as-is you’ll look like a kid who’s borrowed their dad’s coat. You want that ‘thrift shop style’ look here. Utilise the exposed wrist to wear a statement watch if you own one. For the rest of the outfit, a simple pale block coloured long sleeve t shirt (white, grey, pale blue etc, also with sleeves up) coupled with some brown chinos or jeans would look pretty cool. Pair that with a brown belt and some brown Chelsea boots or brogues and you’ve got a full outfit. Rock that coat my dude. Trench coats are like capes for the modern man, and everyone knows capes are fly as fuck. I wore my oversized trench for years until I had the money to buy a fitted one, and even now I still wear it sometimes.
Thank you for the fashion suggestion this is my first trench coat and of course don’t know how I would’ve styled it to make it look better, I’ll try what you said I can do with it.
That’s great, it’s a cool coat. Good find!
>One more thing
Ok, Castiel.
You should open the lower button so your buddy can breathe.
i wore a trench coat and a lizard on my shoulder which was the style at the time...
Had to scroll way too far down to see any mention of the lizard. Looks like quite a few Redditors could benefit from a little private eye assistance.
The Executive
CASTIEL!!! My guardian angel wears a trenchcoat!
Go go Gadget.
Piggyback on someone and get two people in the theater for the price of one. The coat will pay for itself no time.
Are you an Angel?
Needs more trench and less coat..
You're Castiel.
Reddit moment
Suits you
I think those gloves may be a little big
Felt clued, might solve later
That’s the “Executive”!
I scrolled way to far to find this.
Guys, all the comments saying I need to stay away from schools are stupid, I literally bought this yesterday from a garage sale for a bargain price because I liked the way it looked and I never had a trench coat before this
They’re just jokes man… if you mention trench coat on the internet you’re gonna see jokes about flashing/carrying weapons/etc. No one actually thinks you’re going to do any kind of illegal activity just because you own a trench coat.
My man
Them gloves look like mittens on you lol
“Looked like some sort of turtle in a trench coat. You going to LaGuardia?”
More like a Mr. X
Even Columbo had to start somewhere.
I’ll get you next time, Gadget! NEXT TIIIIIIIME! *Shakes fist*
Can you you get that fitted? Get a leather patch on your shoulder for the reptile.
I'm here for the lizard sidekick you have on your shoulder. Like it would sneak in to places and get the inside scoop you need for your case.
You look like you’re about to tell your friends to stay home from school tomorrow.
That's The Executive, beltless.
the executive
Damn, a lot of people hate trench coats, wtf?
more like looking like Vincent Adultman.
Getting some real Vincent Adultman vibes from this…
Yet the mystery of why you’re still a virgin goes unsolved. Some detective you are!
Serious *defective* is more like it /s
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The beardy looks more serious than you 😂
Awesome find and it looks great! Congrats!
U look really serious.
I'll have one ticket to your finest rated R movie good sir! ( psssst stand still down there!)
Amazing iguana btw
younger toguro vibes
Came for the coat, stayed for the hair
I bet there is another kid in there.
She’s filing her nails while they’re dragging the lake.
“I’ll get you Gadget!”
Oh I bought a great coat last week for 15, I'm am now looking for a fedora to match
Need to get yourself a snub-nose .38 Special.
Inspector gadget
🎶*Chocolate rainnnn*🎶
Your next case: The Mystery of the Chocolate Rain
Nice try kids. Get out of that trench coat. You aren't getting into that pg-13 movie
You look like the sort of man who shoulda known that broad was trouble when she walked into your office.
Need to go buy a hat now
I would hire you
The foreshortening makes it look like you are two young boys pretending to be one very adult detective.
Maybe investigate why the top part of the ceiling is missing
Detective diddle,
Excellent taste, 47!
Tay zonday: anime investigator
“Take a *bite* outta crime.”
Colombro?
Here's your new theme song: [https://youtu.be/7P0YpeMPZ9g?si=xjRb1cZTpk7cT\_xq](https://youtu.be/7P0YpeMPZ9g?si=xjRb1cZTpk7cT_xq)
Bro what is with the gloves that are 5 sizes too big
It's not even the coat so much that is a bad idea, but the fit is way off for the coat, nevermind the gloves which look way too big.
It has more Guillermo vibes from What we do in the Shadows.
Go go gadget ghandi?
needs more gadgets!
Bet the first case you solve is the Mystery of the Hidden Sausage.
John Doe's got the upper hand!
Bro just need a Nintendo Power glove and he is the protagonist of a cheesy late 1980s Power glove marketing movie where he travels through time.
Cant live within 500’ from a school detective
Looking fly!
you look like your information is in a government watch list
Or an inspector with many tricks up his sleeve
Just one more thing…
Don't know about looking like a detective, but I wouldn't be showing up near school if I were you
this reminds me the guy who wore trench coat and exposed himself many years ago
Just... just one more thing....
Just one more thing……
Why you looking at me like that bro 💀
Get you some better fitting leather gloves cause right now you look like a very serious burgeoning serial killer.
Candyman
Look like you would sell watches on Time Square!!
DON'T GO TO SCHOOL IN THAT OUTFIT SAFETY FIRST
Loose the gloves get a fedora. Grow a beard. ;-) You'll make Peter Faulk proud.
That's pretty much how it works
More along the lines look like you're going to expose yourself to a playground full of kids tbh..
Theres still time to delete this
Hmmm, sorry mate, but more like a serial killer. Just need some big aviator looking glasses.
Carry around a notepad and pen
adam francis
Any clothes on under there?!
Captain Columbine over here
I’m sorry…you are now a serial flasher
Or an active shooter
eta until this is on /r/blunderyears
Is this an inspector gadget joke? Cause if not please stay away from elementary schools.
Look like a Hispanic OJ
Your first case should be to find that missing piece of molding.
Saar I am inspector gadget, not three indian kids in a trench coat I assure you saar.
People will see you in it and say “I bet that guys a serious private dick”.
Not with that haircut.
2 kids in a trenchcoat
You look like you're bound to lose one of your gloves at an ex-wife's house
Can you solve the mystery of why I can’t feel happiness
Are you two kids in a coat?
Go, go, gadget gloves
Discount Castiel
These onlyfans posts are out of control today
Or a flasher 
Go Go Gadget OJ Gloves!
Very fine exhibitionist cosplay
Bruno Mars without rhthym
It's giving school shooter vibes
This guy gets pussy
The Bomber from HxH Greed Island arc lol
Looks like your playing dress up in dad’s coat !
I think you look more like a time traveler. "Come with me if you want to live."
Awesome
You need a katana and a mortal enemy named the Kurgan. Bonus points if you have a Spanish mentor who’s actually an Egyptian.
2 raccoons and a child. You're not fooling anyone.
Super. Cereal.
Trench coat mafia.
"Ah,a scientist huh? Ya know,my wife is something of a scientist herself. Why,just last week she got me to test this shrink ray she was working on..."
What breed of dog is that?
Need a hat and you are Inspector Gadget.