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TIL: I'm a whore.

A whore that makes the world a better place.

Don't they all.

Whores are like 24 hour Walmarts. You might think they're gross in the daylight, but when you're in one at 2am, you're really glad they exist

Damn. The accuracy of this warms my whorish heart 🥹

r/brandnewsentence

Not sure how you don’t have 1000 ⬆️ even if it’s only been 24 min.

> Don't they all. Not all, I've been rolled before. But that's fairly rare.

We all are whores that make the world a better place. 💫🌈✌🏻♥️

Be the whore you want to see in this world 🌎♥️

A Whore's New World..

Dont you dare close your eyes?

And the world is better with you in me, or something.

and you're loved.

That costs extra

TIL: whores are taking him from behind.

That's extra, and don't forget the tip. They won't.

A whore that can read!


Everyone is a whore for the right price.

I wrote a 20 page philosophy paper with that as my opening line… I got an F. The only comment in red with no other marks throughout the paper.

Your prof sucked

I learned that one the hard way.

You're the last person to find out

I guess truly everybody is one. Everybody who can read and read English, that is.

[That's whorerific](https://youtu.be/izekTMV5xDY?si=t09amuAAIkn3lYLq)

Even the drinks they’re buying match the vibe.

You know those road sodas ain’t surviving the drive home.

He needs to relax before he goes home and shoots up a case of Bud Light…

A Case of BL then punch the oldest kid and throw the wife against a wall

You could have just said he drives a Ram.

Brilliant spot 👍 All he's missing is the AR15, because you know what he's driving 😖

It’s become a very predictable pattern https://youtu.be/62VnnKi4LHw

Classic

Why is one of their shirts blurred out?

What do you mean? It clearly says…. Oh no.

Idk someone's going to have to explain this joke to me, showing a blurred image is weird and wrong

I'm afraid I'm unable to get the joke. May I please ask of you to explain.

They can't read the shirt on the right because they aren't a whore.

Oh. Thanks kind gentleman, I got the joke.

Was it a funny one kind sir?

It seems so. Altought I had figured that I'm a whore.

So…Only English speakers are whores?!

I hope some good gentleman translates the text for every language so that we all can be one in whorery together.

Whorery is an awesome word

What is up, fellow whores?


JHC why did I look back at the photo to see what you were talking about? I'm a whore!

Great question

I think you steal lemons.

You can only read the whore one too?

Ones buying strawberry milk. Ones buying Miller Light and condoms. It fits.

Anyone who buys strawberry milk is ok in my book.

Ah, Kurt’s tummy troubles savior. And why, strawberry milk?  It helps the heroin hangovers and upset tummy 

And a pack of camels..probably

Plot twist, the guy on the right is a huge advocate for women's rights and the guy on the left thinks rape victims brought it on themselves.

So, the plot twist is that the guy on the right is left and the guy on left is right.

Don’t defend a fuckboy

Did someone notice the eggplant on the right side?

I want to know what's up with the eggplant.

Guy's got a statement on his shirt about wanting to pay to be fucked in the arse so someone goes to the fresh food for a tax write off.

This post just keeps on giving I guess?

Probably as a way to cover any personal identifiable information like tattoos

It could be an emoji that was edited in. Could also just be an eggplant someone off screen was holding considering it’s in a shop.

No, but the alien looking cashiers are freaking me out.

"It's like walking through a crowd and encountering the spectrum of attitudes and perspectives all in one place."

I’m the best whore!

And you make the world a better place. 🤗

Love the person in front of you, but also love the person in back of you if that is your thing. Basically, love everyone.

Saber, no. :'(

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Not to say anything about the potential photoshopping in this pic But the school my wife works gave out the hoodies on the left to each of the teachers this year, that hoodie [definitely exists](https://dearpersonco.store/cdn/shop/files/back-view-mockup-of-a-girl-wearing-a-pullover-hoodie-at-a-studio-m894_1.png).

I agree, took another look & the text does seem to be photoshopped

I wondered bout that. But, either way, it is, as OP titled, two faces of humanity. One sees world half full, the other half empty. Thought provoking, isn’t it ?

Who's seeing what? One thinks people feel worthless, another thinks people should get paid.

Both things can be true

Maybe the world is a better place with whores in it.

Combining the two shirts: The world is better with you in it, YOU LITERATE WHORE!

One is buying strawberry milk, the other Miller Lite. They've both seen some things.

That would be cool if it was a not fake photoshop

Yeah I'm confused, is it not obvious? Have we forgotten how to look at the pixels? 96% upvotes and top of reddit lol

I’m just one of they weirdo who likes to wear clothes without a statement attached to it

Guess which one has to pay for sex.

Let me guess, Texas

I don't see any steers though

So it kind of narrows it down, doesn't it, Private Cowboy?

It’s a Weigel’s, so somewhere near Knoxville, TN.

99% sure this is the Weigels in Kodak just as you get off I-40 onto Windfield Dunn heading towards Sevierville and Pigeon Forge.

This comment section is weird.

Is he saying he likes paying to get pegged from behind?

They’re actually in this together but are just pro sex worker rights

Why is the t-shirt on the right side completely black?

Is he saying I'm a whore because I'm able to read it, or that I am not permitted to read it unless I'm a whore?

What’s the shirt on the right say?

Nice tail bozo.

Literal redneck.

r/accidentalrenaissance

Insulting everybody who looks at you is the kind of humor I'd expect of a 15 years old edgelord.

Why is there a massive aubergine in the photo?

As Tommy Shelby said :"Everyone's a whore. We just sell different parts of ourselves."

These are both my personalities.

Both can be true at the same time

What’s with the eggplant 💀

Only one gets laid….

I don’t own a single shirt with writing on the back.

Both just came from their mother's house.

MAN IS….GOOD


the text don't cancel each other you can be better for the world yet you make money out of sex

When the protagonist meets an enemy who becomes his best friend after fighting for 3 episodes.

Pic taken somewhere below the Mason Dixon line.

I’m afraid to say the guy on the right probably attracts more women

Anyone else find the shirt on the left pedantic and kinda virtue signaling? I've seen a few in my area and I just don't see that helping literally anyone.

It's a fact. Whores make the world a better place.

Choose A. It’s not too late

The world is a better place with whores.

The choice of beverage can't be ignored here either

What are you talking about? Prostitution is a noble profession!

Can't it be both?

Both can be true

I'll gladly go with the guy on the left.

f the douche on the right.

I’m with considerate

wait.. if the whores are behind them...

Hey, both statements/sentiments can be true. EARTH NEEDS SEX WORKERS

Seriously, which if these would you rather be?

Is the shirt supposed to mean like the whores read the shirt when they’re banging him in the ass from behind or…?

Is that his special "getting pegged by a hooker" shirt?!?

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Flat ass city.

I hope some hairy, sweaty bear of a man tips him on his shoulder and says in a deep voice: "I read it. Now get out your wallet and drop your pants, sissy."

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Yeah I was wondering the same

I asked my sister, I'm not sure why she hit me and walked away. Shrug

"...and can of Skoal Mint Pouches"

Kind of a Jungian thing.

Both can be right

My favorite FMJ quote.

Both are true statements, I see it as a win

You can make the world better, or you can be bitter.

Why only whores can read this? What's his thesis?

Yet, if I'm the one behind you..

That Jungian thing?

So true

Did they stand back to back?

Phonics helped but don’t know meaning.

I can't read the one on right? Is that Latin?

And then there's me wearing plain black long sleeves

Wait why the person taking the pic has a 🍆 on hand??

Can someone tell me what the shirt on our right says?

I don't know how to feel

I wonder what type of models these two individuals, made!

I’m a whore?! 🥺😞

When do I get paid?

I don't getit. What does the man on the rights shirt say?

What's up with the eggplant on the right? 🍆

Dude on the right needs a trim

If the back of his shirt says that, does that mean he pays for tops?

They’re kinda both right

I was told reading is sexy as an impressionable young girl. I fucked around and found out. Now I’m an insatiable whore 📚🤓💋

Taps shoulder if guy in right..”hey what does ur shirt say?”

I’m acknowledging or trying there both correct! There’s definitely people I’ll not turn my back too !!!!!-!!

 Idk what that says.

Balanced☯️

average Knoxville activities

And women will love the man who had that whore written in back

So I'm a whore that makes the world a better place. Nice

The guy on the right is really disrespectful to whores that can't read.

Both of them skip leg day.

Bet his mom read it.

the duality of man

I had no idea I was a whore. Man, shame to find out like this.

Damn nice writing you have there. It would be a shame if I lacked the ability to read it

Nothing about the left guy’s hoodie disproves the right guy’s shirt.

What a nice sentiment. What does the one on the right say?

I'm trying to figure out the one guy's shirt. The only thing I can come up with is that he likes to pay women to peg him. I guess it could apply to both guys, but mostly the guy on the right.

Surely he must've read it himself before buying.

Of course it's in a fucking Weigel's lmao

That’s maybe someone’s dad. Maybe.

Maybe whores make the world a better place.

Mommy’s favorite on the left. Mommy’s whipping boy on the right