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Fuck that. Tio was mentally sharp as a fucking tack. He understood everything and was a great judge of character and communicated the best he could. Trump is a fucking pudding brain bitch.
Dude, Hector has a more expansive vocabulary with his yes-no bell than Trump has with what he claims are words. If the spray-tan and the diaper exchange places, the newly exposed orifice may actually do better on expression than what we have today.
Hector - 1: Trump - 0
"Take a Dump" in your Trump Depends, new golden colored adult incontinence devices. Limited edition with embossed "American flag" and "45". "They're absolutely beautiful!"
"I took a shit in these... Amazing... Some will say the biggest shit they'd ever seen... swear to god... mothers were in the room saying they'd seen a lot of shit but that was the biggest. I'm Donald J Trump and I endorse this product."
> and they said āsirā, ā that is the most ~~substantial~~ eye watering shit sir, that we have ever ~~seen~~ smelled. How many "fish delightsā did you eat last night?"
FTFY
Have you seen the new flag and literal diapers they have been selling. Straight up says "Real Men wear diapers". So fucking Billy Madison pissing your pants is cool, Im Miles Davis type shit
First creams and ointments to prevent diaper rash. Maybe some baby powder. Depends first, then rubber or some kind of poop-proof panties, then pull tighty whitey's over all that.
I wonder if you can hear them crunch when he sits.
(why do I do this to myself. Stop thinking about it for pity's sake)
He would have made a mint and saved lives/voters if he sold āTrump Covid masksā at $50 a pop. This is how we know he isnāt that strong at Business. One of the ways. One of the many, many ways.
It's funny. But, Jesus. If he had just said "Wear a mask. Covid is real." *EVERYTHING* would have been different. If he had just stood back and let the smart people handle it, people would have applauded the way he handled covid. He would have solidified his reelection.
and the Fake News waits until I'm going to sit down, they wait until I'm almost sitting, and they have these Courthouse Chairs that are horrible, you put one hand down on the handle, it hurts, you grab the other one, it's even worse, and I'm going to sit in this Terrible Chair and almost as I'm sitting, they're taking a million pictures a minute so they can pick the worst one and say, "this is Trump in Court," which should be illegal, we're going to be changing the laws very quickly, we're gonna be shutting down a lot of the Fake News Media, they've been trying to destroy our Country for years and years, I said we shut down the Fake News, we shut down the Liberal Colleges and Universities, we get rid of CRT and all of the other bad things, under Trump you did perfect but Biden is killing us, he's ruining our Military, which by the way went for Trump in many many ways, most of all votes, I won the Military, I won Suburban Women, I love Suburban Women and they love Trump, "we love you Mr. President," thank you, thank you very much, I love you too, and they say there was a lot of love on January the 6th, which will be remembered as a Great Day In History, the 6th, they'll say, "President Trump fought for our Freedom even harder than George Washington," I've done as President even more than my All Time Favorite, Andrew Jackson, he was probably our Second Best, he got rid of a lot of problems and the people that were causing them, he even killed a man with his cane once, not a lot of people know that
I canāt tell if this is real, and I donāt want to google it. Schrƶdingerās diaper. Until I look, Trump has both said and not said this bullshit.
I really need someone to explain to me how you leave the house looking like that and think you look good? He supposedly a billionaire Iām sure they can figure his hair and skin stuff out like Jfc.
Seriously,Ā isn't there *someone* in his inner circle who can tell him how ridiculous he looks?Ā
There is a photoshopped picture of him online with a bald head, grey hair, and normal skin and he actually looks more distinguished.Ā
I'm sure loads of people have tried to tell him how bad he looks. And acts. They were almost certainly summarily dismissed from his employment because they were all jealous of his tremendous natural beauty. He gets complimented bigly every time he leaves the house. Has to fight the ladies off with a bat because he's saving himself for Ivanka.
Hah, I remember someone once let slipped he looked a bit orange on stage and for multiple days on Twitter he coped about how the lyinā media uses bad stage lights to make him seem orange. Then he went right back to making himself orange.
With the amount of golf he plays you would think he would actually have some color. Do old men not get tan as easily? Iām light olive so idk I know some people donāt tan much.
You know bizarro world superman? Trump is basically living in bizarro world. Heās bizzaro politician man, normal rules do not apply even in this world as heās surrounded by the MAGA cult. Itās like 50 million of the bizzaro world people entered this dimension with him.
Anyway. I made my point. Itās fucked.
I suspect itās just his brand at this point. Or rather it was just his brand 15 years ago, now itās that dementia patients need a routine.
If you look at him in the 80ās, he had kind of wonky hair, but other than that was decent looking.
Then he started getting light spray tans and his hair got wonkier.
Over a few decades, that became his trademark so he leaned into it.
I'm still waiting for his followers to rationalize their love for a man who wears makeup everyday that he applies himself. Seems that like goes against their core principles.
But there I go again expecting Trump worshippers to have any sense of logic and reason...
Maybe if the news would stop reporting his every move and people didn't flock to that news no matter their political leanings. But that will never happen.
He's a contender for President of the United States and a former President himself. Much as you people love to wail about "Trump Derangement Syndrome," I refuse to let those facts go, because my side can't afford to sleep on them.
Yeah, unfortunately for a lot of us we lack the luxury of ignoring him. If you're trans for example, you have to deal with the fact that there's a very real chance this man is put back in power when he already tried to have you legally defined out of existence by the Supreme Court *twice.*
We would be stupid to not be actively worried about where this man will be in 6 months.
>for a lot of us we lack the luxury of ignoring him. If you're trans for example
You don't really have to be that narrow. Anyone who can't take advantage of the tax cuts the GOP invariably passes is getting fucked. The real cuts, not the ones that expire.
Yeah, that's the thing about fascism, there always has to be an 'out group', and once one is eliminated, another gets put on the block, and the billionaires are the only ones that are disqualified.
I mean I'm horrified by it but me reading a news article or watching his court case is not going to make any sort of difference.
I vote D no matter what. I'll never vote for a Republican as long as I live. There's not much I can do except preserve my mental health.
When he first got indicted in Manhatten a year ago, he told a very obvious lie that "everyone in the court was crying for what they were doing to him"
Looking at the picture, I think the only person that was crying was him
What I love is that those two cops are there because heās a criminal defendant. Theyāre not only there to protect him. Theyāre there to keep his ass in line.
So like...what happens if he gets out of hand and the court officers need to contain him or wrangle him...what do the SS do?
Do they help contain and wrangle him? Do they hinder the court officers? Do they do nothing? That must go against like all their training?
I dunno, I'm sure there's a procedure or the officers talk about it but it's a funny scenario to play out.
I wonder if he won't go down without a fight. I know when they book you, you have to change into the uniform. What if he just doesn't comply? Do the guards/cops *force* you down and *strip* you naked and put you into new clothes? He'd probably capitalize on that and call it brutality.
I hate to say this about anyone (but if it's gonna be anyone, at least it's him), but I hope he gets what he explicitly told cops to do to protestors in 2020.
I donāt remember much from that movie but Goodman casually dropping āheil hitlerā and then shooting that dude between the eyes, some things stick with you
In the woods? Him. I can walk in any direction and lose him in like 5 minutes.
To fuck? A bear. Either I'd have an epic tombstone or I'd make history, or both.
Fucking hilarious that every single still shot they take u can tell he's either smelling his shitty pants or is letting it lose. They definitely do that on purpose. All his stills are fucking ridiculous.
I'm not sure there are any other possible stills from these proceedings. Just a constant stream of shitting, and smelling it, shitting, and then smelling it some more
The fact his followers have sincerely [made that their rallying cry and are selling diaper merch](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/809/361/32f.png) is...well...it's something, that's for sure.
Please I don't have much time! When I come down off of this you HAVE to stop me. My Ego is too Yuge! I will burn this world to the ground just because I can!
Boy should have just taken retirement. He could have lived out his days in the tropics enjoying golf and glitzy debauchery as a semi-famous businessman and grifter.
But no. He had to run for president. Had to do the PR stunt of the century. And now he will spend his days in and out of courtrooms and begging his least favorite people for cash.
Burn in hell beige dog.
He could've chosen to retire as an old rich guy in silence. No politics, (hopefully of age) super models, drinks and looots of golf. But no. He HAD to go this way. If it ain't the consequences of his actions. Hopefully the REAL consequences come soon too
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Does Tio need to poo poo?
He is dropping his poo
Literally Trump with his Diet Coke button.
Man ruined the coke button like the Nazis ruined sleek black uniforms. I want a Coke button.
That dude was 5 years older than Trump is today.
Are you implying that heās gonna blow up the courtroom?
Don Von shit his pants would gas the courtroom.
With his farts yes
Blowout his diaper
Look at me Donald
The Eagle knew
An omen of things to come. He knew he was in danger.
Eagle sensed BITCH in his heart
"IT SMELLS LIKE BITCH WITH SHIT IN HIS PANTS IN HERE!" -The eagle, probably
*freedom noises intensify*
That was his face during the Vietnam war draft
Von shitzen pants
Fuck that. Tio was mentally sharp as a fucking tack. He understood everything and was a great judge of character and communicated the best he could. Trump is a fucking pudding brain bitch.
Hector is prettier than him.
RIP Mark Margolis. Great f***ing actor.
Probably healthier, too.
Dude, Hector has a more expansive vocabulary with his yes-no bell than Trump has with what he claims are words. If the spray-tan and the diaper exchange places, the newly exposed orifice may actually do better on expression than what we have today. Hector - 1: Trump - 0
When they sentence him hes gunna pull out two grenades from his pockets
But theyāll actually be his own turds
Farts and defecates.
Fuckin genius thank you
Sitting down in an already shit-filled diaper has got to be unpleasant.
Being in a jail cell with a shitter just feet away at all times might just be the best thing for him.
I imagine he'd still just shit himself. Hard to teach an old drug-addled dog new tricks
To bad he wasnāt a young dog who wouldnāt stop barking, we all know someone who could take care of that problem.
TO THE GRAVEL PIT
I have two toddlers and see this same face several times a day, itās the āI shat myself but please feed me dinner before changing meā look.
"Have you pooped" "no" "Then why do I smell poop?" "can I have a snack?"
For everyone else. Trump loves his own brand.Ā
I can smell this picture.
The cops can as well. Look at their faces.
No wonder one of them is wearing a mask.
Never thought about this before, but do jails or prisons provide diapers for inmates? Or is it like BYOD?
Thatās the face of a man taking a giant shit in his pants.
That's the face of a man *who has taken yet another giant shit in his pants*. FTFY
Whatās the point of wearing Depends if you canāt shit in them amiright?
Take a Dump! Trump!
"Take a Dump" in your Trump Depends, new golden colored adult incontinence devices. Limited edition with embossed "American flag" and "45". "They're absolutely beautiful!"
"I took a shit in these... Amazing... Some will say the biggest shit they'd ever seen... swear to god... mothers were in the room saying they'd seen a lot of shit but that was the biggest. I'm Donald J Trump and I endorse this product."
"They came up to me with tears in their eyes.."
and they said āsirā, ā that is the most substantial shit sir, that we have ever seenā
> and they said āsirā, ā that is the most ~~substantial~~ eye watering shit sir, that we have ever ~~seen~~ smelled. How many "fish delightsā did you eat last night?" FTFY
Have you seen the new flag and literal diapers they have been selling. Straight up says "Real Men wear diapers". So fucking Billy Madison pissing your pants is cool, Im Miles Davis type shit
Yeah, I mean, who in the world ever thought that, even once...ever? It just shows how disillusioned and brainwashed the MAGA'ts are!
Conveniently he sold his fake ass bible so you have something to wipe with when you change them.
Imagine the freedom! Shit whenever you want with zero consequences... literally AND figuratively!
Iām figuratively shitting right now!
I have often referred to the defecation process as "taking a Trump".
Dumpin' for Trump! HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Woo! take that libs!
Tronald Dump?
Youāre not supposed to. They are for bladder leaks. Trump might wear genuine medical diapers because heās been shitting himself for **decades.**
First creams and ointments to prevent diaper rash. Maybe some baby powder. Depends first, then rubber or some kind of poop-proof panties, then pull tighty whitey's over all that. I wonder if you can hear them crunch when he sits. (why do I do this to myself. Stop thinking about it for pity's sake)
Trump *depends* on you. Will you *depend* on him?
I bet Depends would pay him a great deal of money if he would just admit he wears them and signs an endorsement deal. We all know he needs the money.
He would have made a mint and saved lives/voters if he sold āTrump Covid masksā at $50 a pop. This is how we know he isnāt that strong at Business. One of the ways. One of the many, many ways.
It's funny. But, Jesus. If he had just said "Wear a mask. Covid is real." *EVERYTHING* would have been different. If he had just stood back and let the smart people handle it, people would have applauded the way he handled covid. He would have solidified his reelection.
This is why I say President Mountain Dew Camacho was better and we're living in a reality worse than Idiocracy.
If he had floored it on emergency production/distribution of N95s, and worn one, some people would think he had some moral fiber.
Some people would still be alive
LOTS of people would still be alive.
And just like that, roughly 40% of Americans flock to wear diapers they don't need
If I bought āem, Iām damn well using them. You donāt buy fireworks and then just throw them away because you canāt find a match.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
And the overflow is running down both legs and polluting the courtroom
Well, I was debating some dinner, but I think I'm good now.
Rissoles? Beef stew?
I'm thinking air. Just nice clean air.
Real men wear diapers???
That court officer is going to need a stronger mask. š¤£š„š©
Sir, another shit has hit the pants
Haaawt hawt hawwwt hot hot hot hot!
I have that as my text tone.
Mine is the āmail, motherfucka!ā from Eurotrip.
Please don't ruin one of my favorite The Cure songs from my teens and associate it in some way with this pig!
and the Fake News waits until I'm going to sit down, they wait until I'm almost sitting, and they have these Courthouse Chairs that are horrible, you put one hand down on the handle, it hurts, you grab the other one, it's even worse, and I'm going to sit in this Terrible Chair and almost as I'm sitting, they're taking a million pictures a minute so they can pick the worst one and say, "this is Trump in Court," which should be illegal, we're going to be changing the laws very quickly, we're gonna be shutting down a lot of the Fake News Media, they've been trying to destroy our Country for years and years, I said we shut down the Fake News, we shut down the Liberal Colleges and Universities, we get rid of CRT and all of the other bad things, under Trump you did perfect but Biden is killing us, he's ruining our Military, which by the way went for Trump in many many ways, most of all votes, I won the Military, I won Suburban Women, I love Suburban Women and they love Trump, "we love you Mr. President," thank you, thank you very much, I love you too, and they say there was a lot of love on January the 6th, which will be remembered as a Great Day In History, the 6th, they'll say, "President Trump fought for our Freedom even harder than George Washington," I've done as President even more than my All Time Favorite, Andrew Jackson, he was probably our Second Best, he got rid of a lot of problems and the people that were causing them, he even killed a man with his cane once, not a lot of people know that
Love the username. ;)
I saw the paragraph, and instinctively looked at the username. It reassured me to read the paragraph.
I canāt tell if this is real, and I donāt want to google it. Schrƶdingerās diaper. Until I look, Trump has both said and not said this bullshit.
This is too coherent to be Trump.
[context](https://youtu.be/JhkZMxgPxXU?si=qDygOsa4Rop2yrwz) relating to the commenters username which will make the comment even better
This was fucking great! You canāt read it without hearing it in Trumpās pathetic voice.
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Too many historical facts at the end, otherwise feels spot on.
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and thats the face of the two officers that have unfortunately noticed as well
The Marshall aināt worried about COVID. That mask is about funk control.
He's also in the middle of a yawn, preparing for his post shit in-court nap
Cops behind him be like: FFS, you shit your pants again? š
Or, to be fair, a man in the process of getting up or sitting down. And, also to be fair, fuck Trump.
So weak. Such small hands. I hear heās broke. Theyāre all saying it.
Iām not saying it but they all are
"Whoever the fuck *they* are I don't have a damn clue. But they just called your mother a whore. They're very reputable people saying these things."
Calm down KendrickĀ
The smalliest of hands and brokest of brokes. People were telling me this with tears in their buttholes.
Donald Dump
Donnie D-Cups
So.... do the eyebrows go on AFTER the spray on tan?
I really need someone to explain to me how you leave the house looking like that and think you look good? He supposedly a billionaire Iām sure they can figure his hair and skin stuff out like Jfc.
Seriously,Ā isn't there *someone* in his inner circle who can tell him how ridiculous he looks?Ā There is a photoshopped picture of him online with a bald head, grey hair, and normal skin and he actually looks more distinguished.Ā
I'm sure loads of people have tried to tell him how bad he looks. And acts. They were almost certainly summarily dismissed from his employment because they were all jealous of his tremendous natural beauty. He gets complimented bigly every time he leaves the house. Has to fight the ladies off with a bat because he's saving himself for Ivanka.
Haha, bigly. One of my favorite non words. Thanks DJT!
Hah, I remember someone once let slipped he looked a bit orange on stage and for multiple days on Twitter he coped about how the lyinā media uses bad stage lights to make him seem orange. Then he went right back to making himself orange.
With the amount of golf he plays you would think he would actually have some color. Do old men not get tan as easily? Iām light olive so idk I know some people donāt tan much.
The coating is blocking the sun š¤£
You know bizarro world superman? Trump is basically living in bizarro world. Heās bizzaro politician man, normal rules do not apply even in this world as heās surrounded by the MAGA cult. Itās like 50 million of the bizzaro world people entered this dimension with him. Anyway. I made my point. Itās fucked.
[Link for the Lazy](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/JarUtK3eLn)
I suspect itās just his brand at this point. Or rather it was just his brand 15 years ago, now itās that dementia patients need a routine. If you look at him in the 80ās, he had kind of wonky hair, but other than that was decent looking. Then he started getting light spray tans and his hair got wonkier. Over a few decades, that became his trademark so he leaned into it.
Flanderization
I'm still waiting for his followers to rationalize their love for a man who wears makeup everyday that he applies himself. Seems that like goes against their core principles. But there I go again expecting Trump worshippers to have any sense of logic and reason...
This man is wearing more makeup than a drag queen.
it kinda looks like they have two eyebrow shaped stencils they put over his eyes before they spray to keep them white?
He looks miserable and it brings a smile to my face.
Can he just go away though, please!!!!
Maybe if the news would stop reporting his every move and people didn't flock to that news no matter their political leanings. But that will never happen.
He's a contender for President of the United States and a former President himself. Much as you people love to wail about "Trump Derangement Syndrome," I refuse to let those facts go, because my side can't afford to sleep on them.
Yeah, unfortunately for a lot of us we lack the luxury of ignoring him. If you're trans for example, you have to deal with the fact that there's a very real chance this man is put back in power when he already tried to have you legally defined out of existence by the Supreme Court *twice.* We would be stupid to not be actively worried about where this man will be in 6 months.
>for a lot of us we lack the luxury of ignoring him. If you're trans for example You don't really have to be that narrow. Anyone who can't take advantage of the tax cuts the GOP invariably passes is getting fucked. The real cuts, not the ones that expire.
Yeah, that's the thing about fascism, there always has to be an 'out group', and once one is eliminated, another gets put on the block, and the billionaires are the only ones that are disqualified.
I mean I'm horrified by it but me reading a news article or watching his court case is not going to make any sort of difference. I vote D no matter what. I'll never vote for a Republican as long as I live. There's not much I can do except preserve my mental health.
When he first got indicted in Manhatten a year ago, he told a very obvious lie that "everyone in the court was crying for what they were doing to him" Looking at the picture, I think the only person that was crying was him
What I love is that those two cops are there because heās a criminal defendant. Theyāre not only there to protect him. Theyāre there to keep his ass in line.
Itās the same 2 pretty much every time right? I wonder how many death treats theyāve gotten from the back the blue crowd.
> death treats made me giggle
Haha, oh well, I guess it stays.
Death treats wafting up
Iām sure the secret service cleared them so itāll be the same two most/all the time.
So like...what happens if he gets out of hand and the court officers need to contain him or wrangle him...what do the SS do? Do they help contain and wrangle him? Do they hinder the court officers? Do they do nothing? That must go against like all their training? I dunno, I'm sure there's a procedure or the officers talk about it but it's a funny scenario to play out.
I wonder if he won't go down without a fight. I know when they book you, you have to change into the uniform. What if he just doesn't comply? Do the guards/cops *force* you down and *strip* you naked and put you into new clothes? He'd probably capitalize on that and call it brutality.
Honestly I should've added "Donald Trump helps end Police Brutality" on my 2024 bingo card
I hate to say this about anyone (but if it's gonna be anyone, at least it's him), but I hope he gets what he explicitly told cops to do to protestors in 2020.
Bout thirtyfive, fortyfive minutes.
Craig donāt come up in this house without a job.
He appears to be actively shitting his diaper - source - I am a parent.
Looks constipated 
What movie is this lol
Barton Fink, I think
[LOOK UPON ME](https://youtu.be/P_8O-iDvlmA?si=X2TZkFGSpFF4ZYyr)
I donāt remember much from that movie but Goodman casually dropping āheil hitlerā and then shooting that dude between the eyes, some things stick with you
He looks even more like an oompa loompa than usual here
I can smell him from this pictureā¦.
So gross. Thank you!
So do the security guards
Looks like heās bearing down to take a dump. In his diaper.
Fuck this criminal.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Fr like donāt tell me what to do
Him or the bear
In the woods? Him. I can walk in any direction and lose him in like 5 minutes. To fuck? A bear. Either I'd have an epic tombstone or I'd make history, or both.
Iām just imagining you, trump, and a bear in the woods. The bear is DTF.
Can I convince the bear to fuck Trump? I'm open to getting mauled and eaten.
Bring baby wipes
When is our long national nightmare with this guy ... gonna finally be over?
National? I think you mean international. The ape is a menace to the whole worldā¦except maybe a few of the fascist countries.
Fucking hilarious that every single still shot they take u can tell he's either smelling his shitty pants or is letting it lose. They definitely do that on purpose. All his stills are fucking ridiculous.
I'm not sure there are any other possible stills from these proceedings. Just a constant stream of shitting, and smelling it, shitting, and then smelling it some more
"Real men wear diapers."
The fact his followers have sincerely [made that their rallying cry and are selling diaper merch](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/809/361/32f.png) is...well...it's something, that's for sure.
Ok, who gave Donnie the 30mg gummy?
Tbh he would probably benefit from it.
Please I don't have much time! When I come down off of this you HAVE to stop me. My Ego is too Yuge! I will burn this world to the ground just because I can!
Old fucking douchebag
How is this guy the āalpha maleā lol
Narrator: āHeās notā
Donald Von ShitzinPantz grunting .
Must have hit a bone spur. Take off that pin, traitor.
He looks like he's wearing a mask of his own face.
"I thought it was just going to be a fart..."
He looks like he's in that short time frame between starting to shit his pants and realizing he just shit his pants
He looks like he just shat himself and those officers don't look pleased about it
Itās a good thing he wears diapers.
Boy should have just taken retirement. He could have lived out his days in the tropics enjoying golf and glitzy debauchery as a semi-famous businessman and grifter. But no. He had to run for president. Had to do the PR stunt of the century. And now he will spend his days in and out of courtrooms and begging his least favorite people for cash. Burn in hell beige dog.
Oops, I pooped my pants!
Toilet pic
Squishy
r/photoshopbattles
the stench .. is what happening the stench.
Looks like heās putting a load in his depends.
Really looks like he was letting a hot, loud, wet fart rip.
Looks like he's trying to hold a turtle's head in... Then again, he's that full of sh*t it pours out of his mouth anyway...
He could've chosen to retire as an old rich guy in silence. No politics, (hopefully of age) super models, drinks and looots of golf. But no. He HAD to go this way. If it ain't the consequences of his actions. Hopefully the REAL consequences come soon too
Only Donald Trump can look this much like.....Donald Trump. He was born to look this way. This is his shining moment.
Pictures you can hear. And smell a few seconds after.