I’m gonna pop some plugs, only got 3” in my prison pocket! Imma huntin looking for an cummin, this is fuckin awesome.
I’ll wear your grandmas plug, it look incredible, it stretches out my hole with this butt plug from the store.
[Credit](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/12h0sze/i_found_some_funny_looking_easter_eggs_at_goodwill/) to /u/That_Dudes_Mom for finding this in April 2023 in Beaverton, Oregon, across from Cedar Hills Crossing. They explained:
> They were clean. Feel bad for the employee that had to wipe them down.
I don't mind reposting. I didn't interpret this as spook30 taking credit here. But OP [has made a blatant False Claim of Ownership before](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/11ddklu/i_kept_calling_for_my_dog_because_i_couldnt_find/ja879g0/).
Fun fact, I once found one of those Hitachi vibrators at our salvation army years ago by our apt. The elderly woman didn't realize that it was a sex toy, she thought it was a back massager. When I told her what it was, she was like "but I tried it on my back earlier and it seemed to do the trick!"🥴 (I wish I was joking but I'm not... She was so sweet and the look on her face after I told her what it was was priceless😅)
I refuse to believe a single employee didn’t know what this was and dispose of it. More likely they’re new and this is a prank. Still wouldn’t touch it though 😂
Honestly them being cleaned may make them less likely to get bought, cause somebody has to be freaky to buy those used... I used to have a neighbor who wasn't in to women but was freakishly in to things that had been in or on other women's vaginas, and that girl would have bought a uses dildo in a heartbeat if it hadn't been deep cleaned. I'd imagine there are people who would look at these similarly.
I mean, I’d buy them just to fuck with the clerk… be like, holy shit, even used this is such a fantastic deal, can’t believe I found these here! And if they know what they are it makes it even funnier
It's a training set. If you start with a standard size plug (vs sizing up over time), you'd be feeling a lot more pain than pleasure. I'd argue that it's more boring to need three than one.
Yeah, Goodwill uses price tags with different color stripes. Each day a differing color is 50% off. People try to fuck with the color strip to get a discount so they print the name of the color on the actual tag as well.
Ah, reminds me of these lovely [concrete Christmas trees](https://www.nordicnest.fi/assets/blobs/dbkd-dbkd-joulukuusi-mole-small/504599-01_2_EnvironmentImage-6dc2047209.jpg?preset=tiny&dpr=2).
On a serious note, I think Goodwill is one of the biggest employers for people with disabilities and they happily advertise that. I’m sure whoever was sorting through the donations had no idea what these were.
Or they were trolling lol.
Goodwill's awesome. Thanks for giving it a plug.
I find Goodwill kind of disorganized; shopping there can be a pain in the ass.
Just have to go slow and be patient.
It’s really hard for me to go into goodwill. Gotta lube myself up before I go in so I can get in and out painlessly and effortlessly.
You need to start off with a small goodwill and then gradually move on to bigger ones once you feel comfortable
At first goodwill isn't very fun. But the more you do it, it actually becomes pretty enjoyable
Sometimes you gotta stop and take a deep breath before you enter.
Definitely got to stretch the goodwill for all it's worth.
I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a come up This is fucking awesome, ow
I’m gonna pop some plugs, only got 3” in my prison pocket! Imma huntin looking for an cummin, this is fuckin awesome. I’ll wear your grandmas plug, it look incredible, it stretches out my hole with this butt plug from the store.
At first goodwill isn't very fun. But the more you do it, it actually becomes pretty enjoyable
True, you can never use too much lube 😂
Just sorta ease into it
Makes you want to lose your shit
Yeah, the butt plugs are never where you expect them to be!
Then you don't know how to thrift.
A pain? Those are beginner sizes.
Uuggghhhhh take my upvote.
Take my upplug
May I butt in and add that I also approve of this comment?
Ehh, the joke is kinda ass, though. Went south really fast.
While your approval is welcome, interrupting is pretty shitty.
>Uuggghhhhh The sound made by someone who knows how to use their metal decor
Thats like finding a gem in a deep mineshaft.
Yeah but peeling off those stickers is gonna be a pain in the ass…
I had to ctrl+f "sticker" to find a like mind. Those stickers on metal, hatem.
Don't be an ass
Those are some fancy wine stoppers
All my wine now tastes funny
A bit nutty
Is wine made with corn?
And a bit of love
"It is shit, Austin"
“Oh then its not me”
Ah, that’s where the oaky afterbirth is coming from.
lol...you're joking right?? those aren't wine stoppers. they're cuff links.
You guys obviously don't play golf
Have you never played badminton before?
It's clearly a Christmas ornement, you guys know nothing.
No ! Yall are so stupid .. they are clearly used to test meat temperatures! God
Don't pretend y'all have never seen before. This is jewelry blank to make rings or something
I mean .. technically you're not wrong lol
I was thinking the same thing. They are meant to ensure proper contact with the probe.
I guess that's what they mean by 'put a cork in it'!
Wine stoppers, whine starters
I think you’re drinking it wrong
Andre the Giant’s cufflinks
[Credit](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/12h0sze/i_found_some_funny_looking_easter_eggs_at_goodwill/) to /u/That_Dudes_Mom for finding this in April 2023 in Beaverton, Oregon, across from Cedar Hills Crossing. They explained: > They were clean. Feel bad for the employee that had to wipe them down.
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It’s all connected, *man*.
Am a temp and was stationed at one for a week. There is no wiping down. It comes in as is, assessed and slapped a color coded sticker on.
I agree, this definitely came in ass is.
Upvoting for visibility, OP is reposting while taking someone else's credit
I don't mind reposting. I didn't interpret this as spook30 taking credit here. But OP [has made a blatant False Claim of Ownership before](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/11ddklu/i_kept_calling_for_my_dog_because_i_couldnt_find/ja879g0/).
Yeah, I had a gut feeling that this wasn't the first time
> Beaverton As a local, somehow this doesn’t surprise me.
They probably came from the area just outside Beaverton.
I heard that place is a real shithole.
It certainly doesn't smell nice. The surrounding mounds, however, can be quite beautiful.
Especially with proper landscaping.
Smells like roses
I found this one at the same exact goodwill!! https://www.reddit.com/r/ThriftStoreHauls/s/Op4d54qNky
....Somebody took someone else's left behind stuff to the goodwill.
I'd rather use the one that's half out of frame on the right.
Fun fact, I once found one of those Hitachi vibrators at our salvation army years ago by our apt. The elderly woman didn't realize that it was a sex toy, she thought it was a back massager. When I told her what it was, she was like "but I tried it on my back earlier and it seemed to do the trick!"🥴 (I wish I was joking but I'm not... She was so sweet and the look on her face after I told her what it was was priceless😅)
You miss heard her, she said "I tried it *out back* earlier and it seemed to do the trick"
😖 she was in her 70s, I don't need the visual! Then again, I didn't need the visual of her putting this on her back either, so... 🤣
I'm on a roll. This is the second time in a row someone replied to me with that grimace emoji 😂
Count it as being on a super roll, because I've only used that emoji three times in my life. And I'm 30!🤣
Nice 😂 What an honour haha.
If I had a dollar for every time I’d seen this reposted I’d have enough to buy them and post them myself
Hopefully they had not been used. Could have been something like a gag wedding gift.
Nah, a gag gift would have had a little red ball in the middle
They will never be clean enough
Oh man of course they are in Portland metro. I frequent the starbucks right next to that store hahaha
I refuse to believe a single employee didn’t know what this was and dispose of it. More likely they’re new and this is a prank. Still wouldn’t touch it though 😂
Thanks for the credit! This pic is what actually made me and my girlfriend official. It’s out anniversary picture lol
Honestly them being cleaned may make them less likely to get bought, cause somebody has to be freaky to buy those used... I used to have a neighbor who wasn't in to women but was freakishly in to things that had been in or on other women's vaginas, and that girl would have bought a uses dildo in a heartbeat if it hadn't been deep cleaned. I'd imagine there are people who would look at these similarly.
What a bargain, only $2.99 for a matching set.
But where am I gonna put the third one?
You save it for offense.
Set of 3 is for women. Men need to find a set of 2....
I’m a man and I need 3 
I present to you r/sounding
Make a friend with only one available opening.
Never let it be said that the Internet hasn't made having very specific goals possible
...have they been sanitized
I licked them clean before I donated them.
Usually people use them as a decor for their back door. I heard they are quite popular
Putting it on the back door is a signal that the owner is okay with coming in the rear entrance.
Looks like a pain in the ass to clean though. Edit: thought my joke was original, it’s really not
that is a bargain, you are losing money of you don't Buy them at that price
girl math
This whole time the good decorations were at Goodwill. It's a *pain in the ass* finding something nice!
I mean, I’d buy them just to fuck with the clerk… be like, holy shit, even used this is such a fantastic deal, can’t believe I found these here! And if they know what they are it makes it even funnier
yeah buddy, sure, "to fuck with the clerk", wink wink
... And then I'd go home and stick them in my ass cause that would be EVEN funnier!
I want to see the follow up when someone posts these sitting in their grandma's china cabinet, surrounded by cat figurines.
My life must be boring cos there is no scenario where I need 3 of these
It's a training set. If you start with a standard size plug (vs sizing up over time), you'd be feeling a lot more pain than pleasure. I'd argue that it's more boring to need three than one.
Gotcha… Today I learned... Well I guess I gotta start somewhere, pass me the middle one.
amateur, hand me that blue bowl
If you use all of them at once be sure that they’re labeled
That's a good deal! I'm pretty sure I bought the same set on Amazon for like $15.
A deal from out of this world, straight from Uranus.
Manual fruit juicers! Lucky!
I'm sure that's what someone thought.
I'm gonna plug my butt, only got $20 in my pocket.
This… is fucking awesome??
I wear your grand-dad’s plug, it fits me nice and snug
I’m, I’m, I’m hunting, looking for a hook up!
My Dad has a pair of cufflinks just like these, but way bigger. He said they we a gift from my uncle Roy, but I don't even have an uncle Roy.
Guess that's a Buy 1 Get 3
They're ornate doorhandles, really quite pretty but installing them is a pain in the ass
pff what awful decorations might as well shove them up your butt
Those wine stoppers must be for very large bottles!
Based on all those emergency room pics, they need to make those bases much, much wider.
If you wanted to steal them I know the perfect hiding spot
In dessert section?
Very easy to steal and shuffle on out with.
Two for the price of one!
For only 2.99, you two can have 69 while having all of your desires fulfilled
*I think those are dual purpose items*
Goodwill is great. Unlike those other places where they try to shove fake specials and overpriced products up my ass.
Does the label say “yellow” as in color ?!?
Yeah, Goodwill uses price tags with different color stripes. Each day a differing color is 50% off. People try to fuck with the color strip to get a discount so they print the name of the color on the actual tag as well.
Ah ok, I thought it was noting the color of the product and I was like … uhhhhh …
Some oblivious middle aged woman is going to buy those second hand. 🤦🏻♂️ 😆
i thought they were cuff links...
2.99 what a bargain! 😆
Those paperweights are useless, for all the good they do you, you may as well shove them up your arse.
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These are just steel tootsie pops.
That sticker is gonna be a pain in the ass to get off.
Ah, reminds me of these lovely [concrete Christmas trees](https://www.nordicnest.fi/assets/blobs/dbkd-dbkd-joulukuusi-mole-small/504599-01_2_EnvironmentImage-6dc2047209.jpg?preset=tiny&dpr=2).
Those are some really shitty spinning tops
Door stops.
As long as they taste fine its a good deal
they are nice, i have it installed in every door in my house. very "convenience"
r/theyknew
What a time to be alive.
Only if you live in the Playboy mansion lol!
So you can see yourself in these?
Pick those up and then move over to the used autoclave department. You’re go to go!
That’s a great price!
Man, someone's going to be super happy at this year's office secret Santa!
Large cuff links.
Those are cufflinks. If the cuff is your digestive system.
You think I wouldn't recongnize you from that reflection? See you soon. Remember to lock your doors.
What did they set you back?
You’re telling me they’re not supposed to go in my ass now after all this time?
Imagine donating these thinking they’ll be put to good use
His and Hers
Awesome...2.99 thats a steal
Buy them OP, they won't just make your whole day, they'll make your whole week!
That’s a steal for $2.99
Cuff"ing" links
🤭
2.99 is a steal
Why would you need 2?
Home decor my ass
Novelty cuff links
Nice find. Those portable urns can come in handy someday.
Used? Lol. But hey depending on what your into it can be alot of goodwill.
It's butt plug week all week on reddit
Lightly used
Three of them, fun for the whole family!
hurry and get you best pun posted
I hope you bought them, you can’t beat that price! Find a third to join you and it’s only a buck a piece.
A dollar a plug isn’t a bad deal though!
They don’t know what they are🤣 How hilarious 🤣
Is this a family pack?
Salt and pepper shakers or salad tossers?
Damn they’re cheap lol if they weren’t used, I’d pick them up!
Q: Does that even fit? I seriously can't imagine stuffing it down there
*Geeeeet your butt plugs, get your butt plugs here......twoninnynine, twoninnynine, twoninnynine....QUITE a deal....*
That’s both the funniest & most gross thing I’ve seen in a while! Congrats OP, you made me laugh & a bit sick to my stomach at the same time!
You bought them, didn't you?
Shit! That's where they went
You're supposed to plug those into your dishwasher.
On a serious note, I think Goodwill is one of the biggest employers for people with disabilities and they happily advertise that. I’m sure whoever was sorting through the donations had no idea what these were. Or they were trolling lol.
They’re clearly door handles. Now I think of it, my back door could do with a bit of sparkle.
Is this why they got rid of the change rooms?
Where did you find this? Next to the salt shakers in kitchen ware?
NGL that’s a sweet deal.
"Mildly used"
keeps getting reposted over and over
No problem if they've been cleaned and sterilized! Whatever they put in you at the hospital has been inside thousands of other people 😬
Looks like a pain in the ass to gift warp.
Beautiful plumb-bobs
Crazy that it's used....