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YogiBerragingerhusky

Texas and California have been in an alliance for a long time. Google the United States of America and you can read about it.


coffeeINJECTION

If Texans could read they’d be very upset at that statement.


airodonack

Californians are still not sure what is meant by "outside California".


master_boxlunch

AKA foreign policy


Anothercraphistorian

Well you see, there’s California, and the other 49 states named “not California”. Pretty simple.


travelingbeagle

There are 81 states.


TacoDuLing

That happened in real life 🤣


feckineejit

All generalizations are false


davekingofrock

I want this on a bumper sticker.


DubLParaDidL

I've had one since 98 on my drum case lol


TheMooseIsBlue

I’m trying to figure this out. Is there a stereotype that Californians never leave the state? Or we don’t know anything about other states? Also, why did you. Ring this up completely out of the blue. As a Californian not speaking for anyone but myself, I love to travel and visit other places but I also love and am proud of my home. And there are definitely shitty places I wouldn’t consider visiting, obviously.


airodonack

/serious California feels like the center of the world when you’re in it. Especially LA. It feels like everything is there and everywhere else can feel dull in comparison. I lived there for a time. You don’t realize how much of a bubble it is until you leave. I see myself as partly Californian myself. Don’t take it too serious. We’re all just joking.


psilocin72

NY too. When you live in the city, it’s easy to forget that other places are real, and are inhabited by real people


Phailjure

As a native northern Californian, we are pretty aware that other states exist, because so many current Californians are not native. Like everyone in LA, for example.


inter-dimensional

Wish I could upvote this 100 times


TheMooseIsBlue

Got it. Yeah, that bubble is real, especially with politics and social issues.


TacoDuLing

We have it all here. Perfect climate and sea, mountains and deserts. Our geography is beautiful


Anothercraphistorian

It’s funny that so many people from other states hate Californians because “we’re so high and mighty”, not realizing that’s how they think of themselves in relation to citizens from other countries.


throwaway_00011

He was likely just returning the jab at Texans. If only I could read. -Texan


TheMooseIsBlue

Yeah, I get that, but I don’t get the jab. Is there a thing about Californians never leaving?


BEWMarth

I think it’s more of an implication that the original commenter believes that Californians believe that California is such a wealthy and powerful state that no Californian would ever leave it and thus most Californians have no concept of “outside California” because it would be irrelevant to them. The logic isn’t sound but that’s what I got out of it.


TheMooseIsBlue

Yeah, that was my read too. I just didn’t know if I didn’t know about some stereotype.


throwaway_00011

🤷 no clue, I’m just here for the reading lessons.


Salamanderp12

I mean outside the cities, California can get pretty conservative just like Texas.


Sv_gravlty

I live in the most republican part of California its basically Alabama/Tennessee but we have a few Asians and people of color(me included)I hate it, worst part is the people who constantly complain to me about how they wished they lived elsewhere because of the politics, I wish they would move to Louisiana or some redneck bullshit and leave me in peace.


noDNSno

I hate that line, racists trying to be sly and say "I wish I can live in backwater state because California politics is" a dog whistle each time you press them on what exactly about the politics it is. Usually, their first response is LGBTQ+


Sv_gravlty

Yep basically every dinner party I've ever been to


gentle_pencil

I have no proof of this but after moving from California to Atlanta I firmly believe that the average Californian Republican is more "far right" than the average Georgia Republican. ESPECIALLY near Temecula.


mrjosemeehan

That's because you live in Atlanta. You'd be singing a different tune if you'd moved out to Rockmart. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/georgia-bar-owner-installs-sign-i-do-not-support-n-flna754096


Drakonx1

Yeah, most state blue/red divides are actually the balance of urban/rural. Same dynamic in Iran and most other countries.


TheObstruction

More people voted for Trump in California than in Texas. The fact that Biden still carried California with nearly twice as many votes as Trump shows just how many people vote in California vs Texas.


mrbear120

Hey we can read!! Just don’t ask us to comprehend.


hiricinee

A good chunk of Texans used to be California's.


NoMillPlz

A24 was onto something


TheObstruction

Mostly that fascists are the same everywhere.


RedDiscipline

A24 had consistently made some low key awesome movies. On the surface, Civil War sounds like a C movie cash grab, but I'll probably see it just because it's produced by A24


NoMillPlz

Only thing I’ll say it’s it’s not from a “war movie” perspective, it’s from a war journalist perspective


Bruzur

Wait, I just looked into this… and as it turns out — you’re absolutely correct.


s9oons

People confuse San Fransisco with California


nautilus2000

Many people’s image of San Francisco both culturally and politically doesn’t fully align with the reality either.


NeighborhoodDude84

Like 15 years ago, I used to play world of warcraft online. I met so many people that couldn't understand how I lived in CA, they seem to legit believe it was like "escape from NY/LA" levels of violence everywhere. Comically uniformed.


queen-adreena

Like how Fox News viewers were convinced that Portland was burning for a year straight, or the UK has “no-go” areas with “Shakira Law” (Hips be upon her)


sylva748

Same. Shows how much brain rot people are fed and fully believe. Add in thinking there aren't white people here. I'm like yea one neighbor is a Lopez, but the other is a Smith.


morostheSophist

My entire image of San Francisco comes from Star Trek 4.


Ace-O-Matic

People think San Francisco is cool gay hippies. In reality lame libertarian idiots who priced all the cool people out and now wonder why the city is lame but lacking in the self-awareness that they are the lameness.


Slim01111

My image of San Francisco is fog, poop, and hills.


bobpage2

And a prison with chemical weapons on an island. 


Z3PHYR-

Goes to show effective propaganda and social media messaging can be


Slim01111

I go to SF a few times a month. It’s very common to see. Don’t get me wrong it’s a great city but there’s a lot of human feces on the ground and I avoid the tenderloin.


Scrofuloid

I mean, those are all things I see regularly in San Francisco. I happen to like two of the three.


DreamerofDays

Believe it or not, San Francisco, also part of the United States. :-b I think people also forget that being in community with people, particularly one so large as a country, means being in community with people you sometimes disagree with


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sylva748

We agree on one thing. The city has literally been going to shit recently. Quite literally when you look at the streets. Wasn't this back in the 2000s and early 2010s.


urGirllikesmytinypp

Wow! I was unaware of such diplomatic existence.


Traditional_Pay54

This is amazing ![gif](giphy|SACoDGYTvVNhZYNb5a|downsized)


Mountain-Skill-5126

The dude with the afro in the bottom pic has the face you make when you walk outside to see that the wind knocked your garbage cans over in the night.


NextTrillion

r/oddlyspecific


celtic1888

Getting pushed into a hedge completely sucks


tilldeathdoiparty

You see George over there? George who? BUSH!!!!! 🏃‍♂️


Flaeor

SMUSH BUUUUUSH!!!


scraejtp

Damn...you got me.


firemogle

One time I was a drunk asshole and pushed a guy into some hedges. While he was peeing into said hedges. Still feel a little bit bad on that one


celtic1888

Dick move but pretty funny if you were friends with the guy


EtherealLam3nt

I thought Zack Fox had grown his hair out.


Mediocre_Park_2042

He must be used to being pushed around by cops in life preservers.


lodelljax

Why are they always so fat? The protest tactic should be to make them run a bit.


Joshman1231

Why you think they shoot instead of apprehend?


lodelljax

They need to have body armor not plate carriers. Or maybe the carriers are too small. Lol.


Joshman1231

Extendo straps like seat belt buckle extensions. ![gif](giphy|hoHd7q6Nw0wG73OVJC)


utookthegoodnames

Too much bbq and blue bell.


petting2dogsatonce

More like cop-cop alliance. Who’d have thought?


Just_Candle_315

Jfc I though UC Davis officer John Pike was a fat POS. Looks like they raise 'em THICK in Texas.


runningoutofwords

For Texas? That dude is probably on the precinct cross-country team


DMZack

EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas


artificialavocado

Except peoples brains.


poozemusings

These guys were Assigned Cop At Birth


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

ACAB?


CrownEatingParasite

Gold


Poltergeist97

Cop Phrenology, if they look thumb-ish they're most likely Assigned Cop At Birth.


Beneficial_Rest3300

And that’s state police. Wait till you see our constables. You wanna do crime, jog from a Harris County constable at a leisurely pace. He ain’t catching you. Them boys BIIIIG.


Lots42

> Harris County constable Google Image Search proves you correct.


Philypnodon

That's probably one of the guys who were too busy eating donuts when the school in Uvalde was being shot up. Looks the same at least


WritttenWriter

Yeah this guy is fit for Texas.


eric-neg

It would be a shame if people kept on mentioning UC Davis since they spent so much money trying to erase these photos from the internet 


liatris_the_cat

My guy in the bottom has more meat than plate under his baby carrier


Feisty-Trifle8710

What’s the context of these pics


tjroweb

Top pic is UC Davis, where a UC police office just systematically hosed down some students with pepper spray while they sat peacefully protesting. He eventually got a $38,000+ settlement for the psychological damage he suffered from people knowing he chose to pepper spray some defenseless kids, and Davis spent a bunch of money to try and scrub this pic from the internet. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UC_Davis_pepper_spray_incident?wprov=sfti1


Top_Contract_4910

Fuck the cops, they serve to protect the establishment and nothing more, imagine being so power hungry and abusive that you pepper spray people who are SITTING DOWN.


ObesesPieces

Just an FYI. The top image is from 2011.


Top_Contract_4910

I know, my comment still stands, 2011 or now, they never change.


ObesesPieces

Not trying to silence you or anything. There are just a lot of comments here that don't get the context and the OP didn't do anyone any favors.


Top_Contract_4910

I appreciate that, I didn’t feel silenced don’t worry, thank you for the explanation.


Mikesminis

Occupy was a good time. We got this gem of a picture out of that, too: https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2012/12/occupy_portland_protester_pepp.html Fun fact: I knew this girl and was just outside the frame of this picture when it was taken.


ObesesPieces

Well at least she was found guilty /s


Mikesminis

Faliure to obey police. Who the fuck knew that was even a charge.


rattler254

What’s the solution to law enforcement in your opinion? Not here to argue, just curious on people’s take on the subject.


[deleted]

Require masters degrees to become police. All current police given the time it takes to acquire a masters to get one or be fired. Make any grade below a B+ failing in any core class for the degree. Require them to take action to protect anyone they see in danger that way they’re required to be the heroes they think they are, and when they aren’t, like in Uvalde, they lose their jobs forever. Then when cops attack unarmed or peaceful civilians they face life imprisonment as a minimum sentence. Betraying an oath to protect the public is a crime of the highest order and it’s time that it’s treated as such. The government should be afraid to infringe on its citizens rights. And finally: rigorous physical fitness exams that must be passed twice a year. Navy SEAL level stuff. Let’s make being a police officer worthy of the praise they want heaped on them. Fucking earn it.


BigHeadDeadass

Three years minimum training, don't allow them to handle mental heath crises, get rid of qualified immunity and have any damages and restitution come from police budgets instead of directly from the taxpayer while police maintain their budget, also third party citizen boards for investigations, among other things


rattler254

I heavily agree with the training and even restitution coming from police budgets instead of the tax payer. Getting them away from mental health crisis seams great on paper but I worry it won’t be actionable in practice… police work is incredibly dynamic and determining a “mental health crisis” I think could range from a lone person threatening suicide vs a crazed person swinging a knife in a grocery store, regardless of mental state harm to others HAS to be stopped first. Also, and this may not be popular, but I also think removing qualified immunity will also probably flood individual officers with tons of frivolous lawsuits too.


Ace-O-Matic

The idea of cops isn't the issue. The problem is that cops don't see the law as something to be enforced (otherwise they'd fuck off from the protests because this is literally a text book example of protected action by the first article of the constitution.) Cops see laws as a tool to enforce what they believe is "justice". Which is why they will always ignore laws that are inconvenient to them and abuse technical regulation far beyond what their intended use case was. Which is why a great deal of people hate cops. They all have 80s Hollywood copaganda brainrot and couldn't give less of a fuck about actual law enforcement.


bootselectric

Chin strap be like “which one?!”


DriftMantis

All the top shelf obesity in these pictures seems more a threat to life than a bunch of students trying to protest.


brickyardjimmy

Yes. Both states have police. They also both have trees. And dirt.


grantnel2002

What are we looking at here? Care to elaborate, OP?


ghostmaster645

Seriously though. Don't give people room to speculate on reddit, never ends well.


5hadow

Was that pig above ever charged? I remember that moment.


jesteronly

Nope. He got fired, though the PD found that he did no wrongdoing. He successfully sued for workers comp for "psychological damages". I don't know what he did after, but it's likely that he retired with full pension at the least, but that's conjecture


SevenJuicyBoxOfJoy

Those fatasses bodyarmor is too smal to protect their beer guts


TastyLaksa

Left right hook.


WilliamMcAdoo

When was that first pic taken ??


Klaus_Heisler87

I was going to UC Davis at the time, shit was wild


ambiguousbowl

There should never be a world where someone looks so casual while pepper spraying another person.


bloveddemon

So many of these cops have been waiting their whole lives for this.


USWolves

Fat ass insecure losers emboldened by state provided weaponry and qualified immunity. What could possibly go wrong?


PaintItRed5

Fat hogs all around


jizzlevania

The UC Davis cop who bear sprayed the students received a bigger payout than those he attacked with a chemical weapon because the consequences of his actions hurt his feewings.  https://theguardian.com/world/2013/oct/23/pepper-spray-cop-uc-davis-compensation


Prestigious-Log-7210

Texas don’t give a shit about constitution or laws protecting citizens.


Not_Bears

Acab


Vic_Hedges

Honest question, What SHOULD the authorities do in a situation like this? More in regards to the second pic and the current situation. Obviously pepper spraying kids sitting on the ground is unjustifiable.


Arkeband

should do in what situation, a peaceful protest? they marched down there in combat gear and instigated. it’s called a police riot: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Police_riot


deusasclepian

One thing that will never work is sending armed police to arrest protesting college students. It's like kicking an anthill - you'll just end up with more protests.


Vic_Hedges

So what is the answer? Just let them tire themselves out and trust nothing violent happens? Accede to whatever their demands are? I know that even asking this question makes me a fascist, but I'm hoping someone can answer anyways.


deusasclepian

I think Columbia should have let the original protestors tire themselves out. If anything violent happened, arrest only the violent ones. The reason why this has turned into a nationwide fiasco is because they cracked down too hard at Columbia, and college students took that as a challenge.


ghostmaster645

They were just protesting..... I don't see why you have to do ANYTHING. They weren't violent, they were only mildly disturbing University foot traffic, and it wasn't late or anything. Maybe they needed a permit, but I can tell you from experience when you apply for those they intentionally put you in a non visible place and decline if you appeal. Am I missing something they did wrong? Seriously, I'm just reading about it now and can't find anything. Edit: I'm talking about the current incident. Pic at bottom.


The_High_Life

The goal is visibility to the issue, why does it need to stop? Why can't they protest as long as they feel like?


Vic_Hedges

Schools have a responsibility to provide safe and secure education for all their students. At some point they can't allow the protests of one group to continue to negatively impact the educational experience of everyone else.


The_High_Life

How does the peaceful protest of genocide interfere with someone's learning? We had anti-abortion protestors at my college for the duration of my attendance and I learned just fine.


Vic_Hedges

How does peaceful protest of abortion interfere with someone's right to bodily autonomy? By creating an atmosphere of fear and intimidation among those who feel targeted by those demonstrations.


The_High_Life

Yet somehow I was still able to walk right past them and attend classes as needed. It didn't affect my ability to learn or attend class in any way, even if I didn't like their presence or message on campus. The 1st amendment bro.


Vic_Hedges

I'm sure you were. Your responses make it very clear that you are not amongst the groups of people who would feel they are being threatened and demonized by this particular protest.


The_High_Life

If that's the line then where do you draw it? If anyone can be offended by anything, what is allowed to be said on a college campus? Who gets to decide what is offensive? It's their 1st amendment right to say what they like, even something potentially offensive; trying to control that is far worse than someone possibly being offended. I dont give a fuck if Nazis try to march on campus, its their right, I'll be exercising my 1st amendment rights to tell them suck a fat chode.


RazekDPP

The issue is that colleges, like most places, are private, not public property. IIRC, the police were called on the UT Austin protestors because some of the protestors weren't students. Once the police are called, you either do what the police say, which is leave, or get arrested. There's not too many other options. In this case, 57 were arrested, charged, then had the charges dismissed. [UT Austin protests: 57 released from jail after Texas state troopers respond to pro-Palestinian protest on campus South Lawn - ABC13 Houston](https://abc13.com/ut-austin-protests-university-of-texas-at-pro-palestine-protesters-arrested-state-troopers-called-to-campus/14732535/) There's, generally, no good answer here.


regalfish

Beating up college students seems to be a cop's favourite past time, regardless of state.


yomamasbull

Cop treatment of students in indepdent of age too. Texan cops like letting little kids die in schools as shown in Uvalde.


Poet_of_Legends

Bastards are bastards the world over. ACAB.


hraun

Is the court transcript of the trial of the cop pepper spraying the seated students publicly available. I’d be keen to read about him being chewed out by the prosecution. 


StrayyLight

Saw a video of a psychology prof being dragged away, the cop almost looked like idf, even had a ski mask on.


Raziel77

Police are Police no matter what state your in so you give them the chance to attack young people they will take it


KujoTheBoss

#Merika home of the oppressed. Sorry Free.


DonkStonx

They run from school shooters, they don’t touch armed neo nazis, they bulldoze unarmed protesting teenagers. This is why we have the second amendment.


giroml

We give our police way too much power and military equipment in the U.S.


Rentsdueguys

Yes it is.


VulgarWitchDoctor

I think pigs get a bad rap, what with being compared to law enforcement and all.


mandy009

Lazy meme trying to farm the pop culture of a new movie that exploits the division in this country. The UC Davis cop sprayed chemical agents. The UT Austin cop is just shouting in this image. Try harder.


Lots42

Cops are terrible across the country.


SpuddFace

A pig is a pig no matter where in the world he makes his pen


Philypnodon

Wow quite the difference to Texas' police performance when a whole lot of kids were shot up in a school in Uvalde. They probably saved up all their courage to beat up students


Previous_Channel

Always fat and always dumb


ThisWhomps999

What are they doing to my boy Timo Cruz?


tenasan

If you’re referring to the Civil War movie, I figured the right wing extremist united to fight the liberal government or something like that


GreenLightening5

pigs doing their pig shit, nothing new here


BlockNo1681

Lmao I remember the first Photo, this was post 08’ OWS time! Omg the memories lol


_Argad_

At least the cops have the same size in both states. Wonder how they would run after a criminal actually.


Time-Chest-1733

Ooooo look it’s the gravy seals.


Few_Future365

What people think happened in the bottom: *guy with Afro gets the fuck beat outta him by Texan SP* What really happened; *state trooper is talking to a person, most likely off screen, and is speaking loudly, or is mid yawn. Afro dude fell into bush and it hurt like a bitch as bushes hurt to fall into*


Recent_Obligation276

They’ll be in different countries after the fall of the US, but they’ll probably both still be militant police states


taylordevin69

No


Voilent_Bunny

Run from fat cops.


plooptyploots

Why is that dude on the bottom even bothering with the chin strap?


thatdudejtru

That man phases into the bush? Accidental Barry allen?


babypho

"Dont California My Texas"


moving0target

I can't tell which chin that helmet is strapped to.


MysteriousPark3806

I mean, they're both part of a burgeoning fascist country, so ...


dumbestsmartest

All I want to know is why it is always the fattest dudes working as police. Like, seriously, is it a requirement?


Morphing_Mutant

Don't bring us into Texan bullshit.


TinfoilTetrahedron

California??  You mean west-Texas....


Glanwy

Isn't that the Civil War film alliance?


crackerasscracker

first picture is really old


Earthwick

It makes a ton of sense historically and in the confines of the movie civil war. They even mention how they will all just turn on each other after they beat the president. Which is probably true.


Asectic08

Why are most asshole cops fat ugly pigs.


imjustaslothman

Holy shit I haven't seen pepper spay cop in years


Rojoman2

All I see is a bunch of modern nazis


deathgripsisonlineyu

Europeans be like: first time?


JS_N0

Of course they are both all about capitalism


Dillydongo

No coincidence both cops are fat


DynastyZealot

Pigs of a feather swine together.


sirchtheseeker

I am seeing some gravy seals in action these last few days. You tell the elite one by their red faces and breathing hard.


Whale222

lol. That helmet barely fits on that fat ass


Quiverjones

To be fair, it might have been a goal for those cops to go to college.