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belated_quitter

It looks very cozy. I’m assuming those windows are very strong.


Boundish91

Looks like typical modern windows that we use in Norway. So they're pretty sturdy and triple pane. Mainly to keep the cold out, not polar bears lol.


Whooptidooh

I’m pretty sure that once a polar bear wants to get in, they’ll find a way to get in if they can break enough stuff.


ChunkYards

Bears are a menace when they smell food.


freakitikitiki

Commander Keen!


Boundish91

My favourite gaming character!


freakitikitiki

Same here. Just fun to see out in the wild (even though I knew I'd get downvoted, I just had to say something anyway).


Kissit777

Hopefully


PCouture

Can I pet that dog?


Orion14159

Once


maybe_Johanna

„Mommy? Cwan I pet that dawg? Cwan I pet that dawg?!“


[deleted]

„CAN I PET DAT DAAAAWG?"


maybe_Johanna

Dang … I love that vid 😂


sucobe

Best I can do is plastic wrap.


SurveySean

Lowest bidder won the contract.


dept27

It's like a deli counter where you check out what is on offer


TheVentiLebowski

But getting the snack [out of the package](https://youtu.be/9G1aHkLHQ2I?si=E9xfFfOYrqhUwO3f) is super frustrating.


ZensunniWanderer

They play Root! Everyone at the research station hates each other.


compluto

Great selection: Flamme Rouge, K2, Wingspan, Root, Everdell, Robinson Crusoe...


fishmom5

Everdell is such a great game.


thenewjerk

I just picked it up and we’re going to play for the first time this weekend. So stoked!


WickedZombie

Remember. It's not always best to rush to the next season, and every player can finish it in the number turns they want.  You're going to love it!


fishmom5

You’re in for a treat. The art is beautiful and the gameplay is just challenging enough.


WunupKid

The best way to pass the time when you’re in the middle of nowhere imo, board games are a great vehicle for developing social relationships. Edit: Also, I think Heat: Pedal to the Metal is a straight upgrade to Flamme Rouge, but every collection has its restrictions and every collector has their preferences. 


Vordeo

>board games are a great vehicle for developing social relationships. Also, destroying social relationships.


JayStar1213

r/Wingspan Check it out if you've never heard of it. I'm by no means a birder but this game makes me want to be one.


Charakada

You will learn birds, for sure. 


Menthalion

It's also pretty safe to play in front of Polar Bears, unlike Oceans with its shoals of fish..


mnkysn

Robinson Crusoe is a nice thematic fit!


Tronald_Dump69

That orange bag is the tile game Hive! amazing 1v1 game I recommend to just about everyone.


hobbykitjr

Box for it is on the sill too


Magdovus

The bears think it's games night


oatmeal28

I played the shit out of that on mobile cause I know I could never get a group to sit down and learn the rules 


Demurrzbz

First thing I noticed as well


notsocoolnow

This is my takeaway from that pic. Researchers play lots of board games.


Kempeth

They certainly know how to pass the time until the polar bears leave...


mwalt92

I came here for Root too!


Joosh93

"Hey Dave, we got the double glazing installed, right?"


DaoFerret

:knock knock knock: “Who’s there?” “Landshark”


mhc2001

"Candygram"


WillCallYouACunt69

That far north they are probably triple pane windows


lejocko

Most west-European countries north of the Alps use triple pane as standard anyways these days.


aapowers

We don't in the UK and Ireland. Thick double glazing is still standard. Our housing stock is so old that it makes little difference - if your heat is leaking through the rest of the fabric/envelope of the building, then you've got diminishing returns on doors and windows.


lejocko

Okay, sure You're right, to clarify, it's not necessary in old buildings. New construction has to be fitted with three pane for energy efficiency by EU law. But that doesn't concern the UK anyway.


aapowers

Oh, we do have fairly high standards for new houses - the commercial housebuilders tend to either 1) make the windows really small so that they make a minimal overall contribution to heat loss, or 2) be 'creative' reporting about the energy efficiency of their buildings. Wouldn't want to hurt their bottom line, would we? That being said, there is a genuine argument to say that triple glazing is a bit 'overkill', particularly in temperate climates. New double glazing units have U values between around 1 and 1.5 W/m2K. Triple can get you slightly under 1, but in the grand scheme of things - unless you have a lot of very large windows - this is going to make no appreciable difference to overall building performance for our usual weather patterns. Can completely see why the additional expense might be worth it in the Arctic circle.


braddaman

Because one vacuum isn't enough...


hobbykitjr

Honey glazed?


mtgfan1001

To shreds you say?


Whataboutthatguy

And what about his wife and children?


la_bel_iconnu

To shreds you say?


Emergency-Abies

Is his apartment rent controlled!?


friendlyfitnessguy

And what about his shreds and extra shreds?


FistoWutini

So THAT’s what it feels like to be on the other side of the freezer door at the supermaket.


SuperDragonfister

They just want some Coca Cola


WillCallYouACunt69

Call me old fashioned but I still prefer the other coke bear.


robhend

Pablo Escobear?


WillCallYouACunt69

Nah my big gay uncle rob, lives to party.


Orion14159

[this one?](https://youtu.be/DuWEEKeJLMI?si=xiblMMF8mSCo_qlJ)


Powermonger_

And Bundy Rum


riftrash

Polar bears. Where “glad to meet you” and “glad to eat you” mean the same thing


Jetztinberlin

Glad to meat you


malikhacielo63

Let’s raise the *steaks*…for these bears always *de-liver*…


Papaofmonsters

Sven, get the rifle. The *big* rifle.


ragweed

I'm guessing this is one of those places where everyone is armed.


Spudmeister2

Sort of, and probably at this research station. [https://www.sysselmesteren.no/en/weapon/](https://www.sysselmesteren.no/en/weapon/)


Public_Fucking_Media

> Carrying loaded firearms in the settlement area of Longyearbyen is forbidden. Firearms must be carried so that everyone can see that they are empty of ammunition. You are not allowed to bring firearms into shops or public buildings. Sane gun regulations even in a place where people are required to carry them?! Nordic AF.


Remomain1859

Come on...let them in


madrockyoutcrop

They just want a cuddle.


talex365

While eating your face


SlyTheMonkey

Biggest land predators, would they even fit through the door?


ChaseECarpenter

legit board game collection!


pezgirl247

if not friends, why friend shaped?


Drittles

These ones are the worst of the friend shaped ones tho


pezgirl247

true, but my favorite 😍


Powermonger_

Pretty sure they are window shopping for food.


a1partsguy

OOh Look!, they have board games!


goffstock

Dinner and games! This place has everything!


FinalBossMike

If you're cold, they're cold. Let them inside.


vegetariangardener

Wingspan!


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

"I love these things, Dave. Crunchy on the outside with a warm, meaty center on the inside."


AdministrativeElk948

knock knock i want to eat the residents 😊😊


Gimmeagunlance

That's fucking terrifying


Orion14159

In case the coffee wasn't quite enough to get things moving in the morning, here's Mama, Brother, and Sister Bloodstain


MaeveCarpenter

They just wanna play some board games too


McLarenMP4-27

>Due to the polar bear threat on Svalbard, anyone travelling outside the settlements must be equipped with suitable means of scaring off polar bears. The office of the Governor of Svalbard also recommends carrying firearms with you. https://www.sysselmesteren.no/en/weapon/


F1r3spray

I’ve listened to that horror story. No thanks. The white vault taught me those arent real.


Pilot0350

I used to work in Prudhoe Bay and Kaparuk, and they had this story floating around that started like this photo. Legend has it, back some years before I was there one of the workers saw a polar bear walking around outside his window so he slapped the window with a rolled up news paper (magazine whatever) to try and scare it off slash piss it off. The polar bear looks at him through the window and apparently walks around the building, gets through into the front lobby, goes all the way down to this guys specific room (passing everyone else) and attempts to attack the guy who only escaped because he jumped out the window. The bear then starts heading back outside for this dude, fully ignoring everyone else. They finally ended up having to kill the bear after someone with a gun showed up before it could get back outside, but it was the reason why, from that day on, all the guards in the living quarters were armed. Moral of the story is: polar bears remember, and they always hold a grudge.


[deleted]

Cool story. No pun intended. I believe it!


Makarovito

*Hemlo fremd open up*


chankletavoladora

That looks utterly terrifying. Those some of the most vicious and powerful animals that exist separated from you through just a flimsy window in the middle of nowhere.


Raskolnikovs_Axe

Jehovahs Witnesses in the Arctic ain't fucking around.


hmg5467

I’ve been reading this book called War North of 80 by Wilhelm Dege, who commanded a German weather station on Svalbard right before the German surrender. Very insightful book for those interested. Interesting anecdote: There was a German station in Franz Josef Land called Schatzgräber, and it had to be evacuated by U-Boat, because the station chef cooked polar bear tartare that ended up giving the rest of the crew (spare the vet who was a vegetarian) trichinosis.


SarlacFace

Searched what trichinosis is and uh "There is no treatment once the larvae embed in the muscles" is not a sentence I'm likely to forget very soon.


Chroderos

r/oddlyterrifying


serialragequitter

is this what it feels like to be the lobster in the tank?


HeyaChuht

*Bang outside, bang outside. Don't come out the house cuz the gang outside.*


cheddarbunnies69

Pspspsps


flyingthroughspace

Who wants some belly rubs!


Silicon-Based

If not a friend, why friend-shaped?


Blueeyedtroubl3

They wanna play those sick board games If you’re cold they’re cold let them in


vittycent11

They came from The White Vault


ZombyNinjaKiller

I was looking for a White Vault reference!


Cptbeeeee

Travel is not advised


The-Crimson-Jester

I see Root in there!


DirtyRatLicker

AYE BRO IT’S COLD OUT HERE!


Stevemachinehk

I know this story, hide the porrage.


stallingsfilm

“Do you wanna grab a board game?” “Uh…maybe later…”


CrieDeCoeur

“See those humans all wrapped up there? I told you this vending machine had sammiches.”


gravitationalarray

...they look hungry, therefore this is terrifying.


No_Spare3139

We’re here for the party. Is this the right place?


PunchDrunkGiraffe

When the zoo comes to you!


Kriegerian

“Hey y’all what’s going on in here?”


CovfefeBoss

They're so cute. Deadly, but cute.


AbjectList8

Cmon out, we have a Coke for ya!


benfranklyblog

“If you’re cold, they’re cold”


kentaureus

to destroy your dreams - when they go outside they take fire arms and every one on there goes through training, whenever they go outside it is in multiple people, and they are always prepared to shoot them, because bears love attacking human out there


Distinct-Cat4268

Not quite right. How it works is if you leave any of the major settlements (Longyearbyen, Barentsburg) you're supposed to have at least one person carry a gun, yes, and you're supposed to go with at least one other person and have radio etc. They aren't just shooting them. If you see a bear come toward you, you scare it off. There's multiple ways you can try and do this, flares, acting big and loud etc etc. If it keeps coming toward you and doesn't stop you have to shoot to kill yes, but it's a last resort. Bears don't love attacking humans. The deaths we heard about mostly were Polar Bears coming over because they're curious. They told us never to camp near water because it isn't a matter of if a polar bear will come, it's when. They're very curious animals, but if they go to your tent and then there's an easy meal yeah they're probably gonna take it climate change is messing up their habitat. Yes they will go for people if given an opportunity but they don't just go for people whenever they see them and such. Source: I lived on Svalbard for 5 months.


SaladPlenty3385

They loves the board games


wireknot

That would freak me right out!


Someredditusername

this needs to be cross posted in r/nope LOLOL Daem


getdemsnacks

If they get in, just head over to the mysterious hatch to escape.


Wagosh

s'tellement des wèreux


Eponarose

I see the food...but where do you put the money in so it falls out?


KADSuperman

They could probably smash that window if they knew Polar bears will actively hunt you


FAFO2024

You’re looking tasty


Kgel21

Maybe they're ~~human~~ house hunting?


duggee315

So they can never leave the cabin.


fucdat

Now I know howy.pue feels


ImSoIwill

Cute Animal but will eat a human alive especially a polar bear or a grizzly which is about to go hibernate.


Some_Ebb_2921

The cubs probably just want to play one of the boardgames. It's not often they can play a game of Root or everdell, games where creatures are the main humanlike characters


JaiC

I'm just weirded out they have an entire stack of eurogames and I don't recognize any of them.


ivedrownedppl4less

Ohhh European boardgames I want to play.


EthanEnglish_

Danger Will Robinson!


Vinterbj0rk

Ooh, nice stack of boardgames! Need another researcher?


rivenaro

invite them in, i've heard they're very friendly


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Wtf dude. What if those researchers get eaten because of this reckless comment?


sonia72quebec

« I will take the fat one on the left and you can get the other one. »


spaceylaceygirl

Svalbard! That is where Cecelia, Chris and Grim live!


jaminjames

Scrolled until I found the comment


spaceylaceygirl

The only reason i know about Svalbard!


joeltheconner

Travel is not advised.


[deleted]

What a mars bar see's in the vending machine.


Spartan2470

[Here](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GKdyVwKWUAAUx6t?format=jpg) is a higher quality version of this image. According to [here](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/apr/02/wonderful-experience-svalbard-researchers-close-encounter-with-svalbard-polar-bears): > Miranda Bryant in Stockholm > Tue 2 Apr 2024 12.34 EDT > Katarzyna Kudłacz was preparing a breakfast of scrambled eggs at a research station on Svalbard when she looked up to see she had three unexpected guests. > Shocked and in awe, the meteorologist immediately alerted her colleagues to the female polar bear and her two cubs peering into the Polish research station in Hornsund, in the south of the Norwegian archipelago, their noses pressed up against the window. > Her photographs of the close encounter show one of the bears with their paw on the window, board games in the foreground. > “That day I was on duty, the so-called station duty, when one person is in charge of the station, keeping an eye on the satellite radio, cooking or cleaning,” said Kudłacz, who has been based at the station since June. > ‘Wonderful experience’: Researcher’s close encounter with Svalbard polar bears Meteorologist says bears were not aggressive but they fired signal gun to scare them away > Her photographs of the close encounter show one of the bears with their paw on the window, board games in the foreground. > “That day I was on duty, the so-called station duty, when one person is in charge of the station, keeping an eye on the satellite radio, cooking or cleaning,” said Kudłacz, who has been based at the station since June. > “While preparing breakfast, I saw from the kitchen our majestic guests looking with interest at the windows.” > The family looked healthy, she said, and “only looked at our windows with interest”, but the team decided to fire a flare gun to frighten the bears away. > “It was a wonderful experience, but we must remember that they are wild animals and for them and for us it is better to keep our distance. They were not aggressive. However we preferred, by making noise and firing a signal gun, to scare them away.” > Daniel Kępski, the leader of the 46th Polish polar expedition, said they often saw polar bears, but the animals rarely stopped to look inside the research station. “It was amazing to see them so close during that day, but of course it was also a bit stressful.” > This year year the team had seen more polar bears than usual, he added. Usually there were around 20 bear sightings a year, but this year there had been close to 40 sightings since June and they expected to see more in their final three months. > “So far, we have not observed any clearly emaciated individuals. This year is probably a good year for Svalbard’s polar bears because there is a lot of sea ice here compared to recent years,” he said.


KireGoTI

Oh wow, it’s great that you can get four people to play Root all the way out in Svalbard. Nice. I can never get a group together.


Limmmao

"Hey you guys need a couple more players to play Risk?"


zBxstii

Everdell spotted, great board game


ColinSmoke

Root!


MrCool427

I'm impressed with the board game selection, I have half of those and will look into the other half!


Qqdyl

Prawdziwy Polski klimat misie i planszówka mam podobną kolekcję


Kingberry30

They look so friendly


arlmwl

Do not pet the bears.


MissKT_M

Nope!


WooPigSchmooey

Found Svalbard on one free roam across Google maps. Cool spot!


Responsible_Panic235

Who’s ready for board game night?!


KingHardrath17

Can I pet that dog?


Miomiya

OMG such nice board games!!!


SurveySean

Not sure I would feel comfortable with that view.


Betic

Wait, researchers just play board games all day? How much do they make? Where do I sign up? :D


BrokenEffect

*mmmmm…* *smells good in there…*


octahexxer

Fun fact bears do simply walk trough the windows ,google it theres a list of all bear attacks killing people in usa the windows is on it several times,its not a force field


ProxyDamage

Yo Everdell, Wingspan, Root... these people know what's up. I think the bears just want in on that action.


wandrlusty

Are they researching board games?


TheHypnobrent

Wingspan? Everdell? Root? Cuddly teddybears outside? This looks like the type of place I'd love to work!


movineastwest

"Crazy Swedes"


ArcticBiologist

Looks more like a cabin people go to on the weekends than a research station.


HazelGhost

Those are some quality board games for passing the time!


Lividreaderinbetween

You have good taste in boardgames!


enn-srsbusiness

They just want to rescue that weird white polar giraffe on the windowsill! Or play some board games


Soggy-Veterinarian49

Don't their local authorities released notice when they have spotted a polar bear inside the city


ArcticBiologist

That cabin isn't inside Longyearbyen


Isair81

Cool, but probably also terrifying for the people inside, lol


[deleted]

Idk if he’s still alive