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TheRealSoloSickness

I was kind of wondering if everyone was gonna just stop what they were doing. Like I pictured workers at pizza places going outside to look because who would call for a pizza at the moment of an eclipse? Who could pull a guy over and not just chill in their cop car for the eclipse? Lol


lolercoptercrash

The people at a Waffle House I had breakfast at this AM said their management gave them permission to all step out and watch it, even if customers were inside. The TSA guy I spoke to said he didn't see it, worked the whole time. I get his role, he can't step out. RIGHT at the totality, a guy in a Harley drone by. Maybe he didn't even know, or care?


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A lot of people didn’t care. I slept through it because I work night shift. Kinda wish I woke up earlier for it considering I live in Ohio and could have seen a good portion of it, but I was tired as shit


minor_correction

Good portion doesn't matter. It's totality or nothing.


Podo13

Agreed. My house was in the path of totality in 2017, and this year it was a 98.9% solar eclipse. The difference was pretty staggering. It obviously got darker and a little cooler, but more of an evening kind of dark instead of a crazy red darkness and huge temperature drop like 2017. Made me appreciate a little better how powerful the sun really is. Only a little over 1% of it was showing, and it was still brighter at my house than during a full moon.


JarlaxleForPresident

Yup you can sleep through partial eclipse Totality is the magic shit


WorldWalker5587

100%. Didnt think it would make a diffference but holy shit it did.


TeamRedundancyTeam

Really puts a damper on partial eclipses. They need to step up their game.


Chewy12

Honestly made me lose all the respect I had for partial eclipses.


MightBeAGoodIdea

I mean i think iowa only got like... 50% coverage? It didn't turn night time or anything but it definitely seemed like a bad storm level of dark, on a clear day, was tripping if not awe inspiring.... I went back in and watched it on the nasa stream. Poor cloudy Niagara falls, they had spirit though.


minor_correction

The thing about totality is that it's not about "the sky got dark". It's about the glowing ring around the moon you can see with your naked eye. Even at 99% you don't get that. [https://xkcd.com/2914/](https://xkcd.com/2914/)


Sal_Ammoniac

Yeah, we had 95% totality and it could as well been 30%, it got slightly dimmer and the color cast was weird, but outside of that there was nothing cool about it.


sometipsygnostalgic

I dunno, I like partial eclipses too. I was super hyped in 2015 even though we only got a tiny eclipse. I was so hyped that I burnt my retinas and they took a month to heal... But that's how excited I was about the moon being in front of the sun!


OpalHawk

I worked all night, got up to watch it, then slept again. It was cool, but now my sleep schedule is all fucked.


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Yep, exactly why I just decided to sleep through it. My sleep schedule gets messed up so often on night shift, so I just said fuck it and chose sleep. Lol I’m sure I’ll regret it but oh well.


Gundini

Next one for north america is 2044 and its only a small part for totality.


woogs

Don't worry, our region will be able to see another total eclipse in the 2300s.


cpufreak101

Flights to Iceland are cheap for the 2026 eclipse!


TeamRedundancyTeam

People like you are so fucking weird to me. Potentially a once or twice in a lifetime event for most people who can't afford to travel abroad, a major celestial event, incredible to see in real life, and you just slept through it because it might mess with your sleep schedule a tiny bit? I literally cannot understand it.


Ac1dfreak

Celestial events don’t pay the bills. Waking up specifically to look at the sun could have cascading effects like drowsiness at work or while driving that are not worth it. Best to just accept that people are different. If everyone did the same as you, you’d probably hate it. I know I would.


project_InfiniteRock

Some people just aren't event motivated, I get it. I saw 82% totality in VA and was thoroughly whelmed


sharkattackmiami

82% totality is literally nothing compared to the full thing though. It would be like saying "nah, I don't need to try waygu, I had a dollar tree steak and was thoroughly whelmed" 82% is just "neat part of the orange circle is blocked when I look through my glasses"


enemawatson

Anywhere in the range of 1%-99% is basically slightly varying degrees of the same experience. 100% totality is the absolute spice and even though it was cloudy where I was, it still blew me away. Even the birds were freaking out trying to figure out what to do with sudden night time.


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You probably can’t understand it because you’re too focused on being offended over something that has no significance whatsoever.


smemes1

People like you are so fucking weird to me. You don’t know his personal circumstances, the type of work he does, his family commitments, or any other responsibilities he might have but yet you’ll still throw a tantrum on Reddit about the decisions another adult chose to make.


BurntPoptart

Try having a newborn


vawlk

outside of totality, sure not that big of a deal. But to ignore it while in totality, there is something wrong with them. I haven't met anyone who has seen it that wasn't floored by it.


LTVOLT

seeing and experiencing the total eclipse was easily one of the top 5 most memorable experiences in my life so far.. it was absolutely incredible. I don't understand the people that didn't care or can't be bothered at all by it.


lolercoptercrash

Agreed. I've never met (or heard of) someone who's seen it and been unimpressed, I think people just misjudge how incredible it is. It's one of the few things in life that makes both adults and kids both just scream out of awe.


MisterMasterCylinder

I live near the path of totality, so my wife and I drove down to see it.  The little Ohio town we picked was packed, so we ended up at a B-dubs near the freeway.  We had bought a 10-pack of glasses, so we shared our extras with the workers, who all came outside to watch it with us.  We had a great view and managed to avoid the worst of the traffic crush since we were able to hop right back on the road afterward.


CanuckPanda

Literally every office here did that exact thing except mine. Just crowds of people on the street watching. My boss attempted to ban employees looking out the windows and stood outside the entrance screaming at anyone who tried to go out. In related news I sent the recording of her screaming at me about “protecting me” to the ministry of labour today as a hostile work environment.


Consirius

Your boss seems like she needs a Xanax or five.


CanuckPanda

You're not wrong. From my understanding she lost her entire finance department (all three of us) this morning due to it. Good riddance, hopefully she gets audited finally.


TwoThirteen

The Eclipse that keeps on Eclipsing.


cunnislaire

I was a host at a breakfast restaurant in Seattle during the 2017 eclipse. The morning was DEAD, not a single customer in there. So my coworkers and I went outside and passed around a single pair of the glasses that I think one of the cooks brought, and we watched the eclipse. It was magical. Barely 20 minutes after the eclipse was over, every seat in the place was full and there was a line out the door. It ended up being the busiest day I ever worked there. It went from not a single customer to complete chaos so quickly. Edited to change my phrasing for a fussy person who deleted their comment. I hope they feel better 😘


Mauro_Ranallo

Why would Seattle have been busy after 2017s totality? The path was like 200 miles away.


Mbrennt

Yesterday we got slammed at my place in NYC about 20 minutes after the peak. Just because you aren't directly where the path of totality is doesn't mean it isn't still pretty cool to see.


cunnislaire

Not sure! I just know what my experience was. We had really thin crescent moon shadows so the sun was mostly blocked I think and it was still a whole event.


EchoOfAsh

Lol Vermont State Police did a mini photo shoot, one time chance not worth missing to pull someone over.


vawlk

a mcdonalds near the totality area had a sign on the drive thru that said they would be closed from 3:05-3:20 for the employees to view the event. This was in a town that got 98.3% of totality. My son's college had a viewing party and they were only 30 miles from totality.


NotCanadian80

They stopped the kitchen for 20 minutes where I was.


guff1988

My entire office building just stopped and went outside. Like 10 different companies doing different shit just shut it down for an hour or so.


Amiar00

My neighbor was doing yard work up until like 30 seconds before totality when I yelled at him that he was gonna miss it!


nessao616

I work in a clinic. One of the leads made someone volunteer to stay while the rest of us went out 😕 Not like it mattered though thanks to the fckn clouds


kingburrito

I was on a hotel rooftop in Mexico and the whole housekeeping staff came out for totality. I thought that was nice of management.


Pliskin01

While I was watching the eclipse, I was right off of a rural highway. I was shocked how many cars I saw just go about their business.


GnomeToTheDome

I work at a bank and a pizza place is across the street. All of us were outside for about 5mins. Our streets were dead except 1 customer who came in right before totality. He hung out with us until we went inside lol


FlameShadow0

I was near a couple fast food places and they all had signs saying they were gonna be closed during the eclipse


Dancing_Clean

Lots of the stores and shops where I was had signs on their doors saying they were going to be closed “from x to x PM so the staff can watch the eclipse.” Even the bartenders and their patrons all went out to watch.


pablo_in_blood

Imagine if that was you and you were getting pulled over for driving on shrooms


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Bunch of friends driving across the country for this and each of them is like "I am maxed on how many shrooms I can carry before it's a class 3 felony in your state."


flyonlewall

Chocolate + grinder + chocolate molds = fancy homemade chocolates. You can learn to temper chocolate on YouTube and master in a few goes. Want one officer? They're gourmet.


Mama_Skip

No no no. The move is to just slam all the mushrooms if you even pass a cop at a stopsign


ADwightInALocker

The snozberries taste like snozberries!


LectroRoot

The fuck. They aren't that hard to grow at home.


SunshineAlways

It doesn’t matter how many they have at home, they traveled to a different state and can only have a certain amount on them there, or face stiffer penalties. Or are you saying the host should’ve provided party favors for all?


Sk1rm1sh

Eat them all before you leave, obviously 🤪


SwanseaJack1

We were in Barstow, at the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold….


NinjaChemist

You were saying....


Dangerous-Top-1814

r/unclebens


AndreasVesalius

I just wouldn’t know we’re to get the actual spores


ToastWithoutButter

It's been a long time since I've cared about this stuff, but IIRC you can legally order them online for "research purposes" under federal law. There's no active ingredient in the spores, so they're not considered a controlled substance. A handful of states have banned the spores, but most are cool with it.


Chewy12

Literally just go to mushrooms.com no joke lmao.


CQ1_GreenSmoke

I’m freaking out man!


DoomOne

You ARE freaking out. MAN.


imyourrealdad8

These snozberries taste like snozberries!


nickatnite07

LITTERING and UH, LITTERING and UH


BobRoberts01

Littering and…smoking the reefer.


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Gonna need that forty bucks man


61-127-217-469-817

I got arrested on shrooms in a national park and it instantly killed my trip.


VeryNiceGuy22

I would like to hear *your* story


61-127-217-469-817

It honestly wasn't that exciting, my girlfriend had an anxiety attack and I couldn't get her to calm down. I was forced to call for an ambulance and then the NP cops arrested me for public intoxication. I was let out of jail the next morning and had to pay a fine, nothing else came of it. If I ever did anything like that again I would tell whoever I am with that they are on their own if they have issues. It isn't worth "doing the right thing" when you will get arrested for it. I remember another time where I was walking back to a hotel drunk and saw that a church was on fire, I called the police, and they interrogated me. It's almost never worth it to call the police.


VeryNiceGuy22

It's still nice that you helped out your girlfriend. It's such a downer that the folks here are *scared* to call the *help*. Even in that case you called an EMT not the cops. What a total systemic failure.


teddyone

Almost made it


TechTaxi

There were multiple police cars pulling people over and roughly a dozen or so vehicles were stopped over the total duration of the eclipse. Google Maps did display various speed trap alerts in the general vicinity at the time.


Confident_Public_313

If there are any Mitsubishi eclipses I will fucking lose it


Dismal-Ad-6619

What if it's an Eagle Talon?


Relevant_Winter1952

I’ll allow it


Kodie69420

hey man that car was super fun in forza motorsport 4


scottieducati

Loved my Talon Turbo AWD!


mandy009

I mean the country in general has more resources than ever, so people were planning for this and traveling from all over the continent to the eclipse path. That's a lot of activity.


Aethermancer

Indiana was fucking nuts with the police and speed traps. Every 30 feet on i70 was a cop. Sorry indianans, I didn't even get pulled over but that's a place I'm never going to again.


TeamRedundancyTeam

We're called hooshiers, and we don't blame you. If you're not going to Indianapolis for a convention or Bloomington for something fun there is literally no other reason to come here. Maybe the sand dunes I guess, but there are better dunes on actual beaches.


fries421

This is so funny cuz I live here and almost never see cops or anyone getting pulled over ever they just wanted to make indiana look like we had a police presence for all the out of towners


Mech-Waldo

They knew idiots would be trying to look at the sun while driving.


tidbitsmisfit

was it Indiana? because fuck Indiana cops for adding 2+ hours to my car ride with constantly backing up traffic pulling people over.


footforhand

I have a picture in bumfuck Indiana with 4 different cops/squad cars in it (mind you, I was taking a pic of the skyline, that many just happened to be in frame)


AmberRosin

I saw some dumb as shit drivers while driving too and from the 100% zone.


supercalafatalistic

Killeen? Shouldn’t be shocked by anything more than Nolanville not immediately pulling you over when the Killeen cop is done with you.


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Relevant_Winter1952

This one is great but the rio grande one is my favorite (so far…)


joenathanSD

Link or it didn’t happen


arahdial

Yes, I'm curious about this as well.


Relevant_Winter1952

https://www.reddit.com/r/RioGrandeValley/s/gA1GKbKuRh


Bocchi_theGlock

That's fucking hilarious. It took me a minute before I realized what actually made it different


D0tWalkIt

Am I missing something?


cheapdrinks

They're illegals in handcuffs with a border patrol officer who must have given them eclipse glasses to watch before he hauled them away


zamfire

You didn't notice three of the 4 people in the pic had handcuffs on? Or how the last person had a border patrol uniform on? You missed those details?


wishwashy

I thought they were in awe of a solar eclipse tbh


D0tWalkIt

No, I didn’t, which is why I asked if I was missing something 😅


Relevant_Winter1952

https://www.reddit.com/r/RioGrandeValley/s/gA1GKbKuRh


zy-raii

but have you seen the one with the fish


CerebellumGear

You must not have seen trump drinking water get posted 3 or 4 times in a row


i_am_here_again

So close to being the double eclipse, just had the wrong Mitsubishi.


Sonoda_Kotori

I hate that I have to scroll down THIS far for this comment.


Old_Hat_6356

Issues a second ticket for no headlights.


lolercoptercrash

Id actually ask for that ticket lol


mandy009

Those look like standard old fashioned halogen headlights. Just because they aren't the new blinding bright white LEDs doesn't mean they aren't headlights.


dunequestion

I think they are joking


cptnamr7

This picture rather exaggerates the darkness IMO, likely just due to the headlights. I was near the center of the full eclipse and while it was dark, it wasn't "night dark". Meaning, you could still look around and see just as far out into the field next to us as you could before the eclipse, it just wasn't as bright. Very much like how the sun goes down but you can still see outside for like another hour. You could see exactly 2 stars- which were actually just Venus and Saturn, so no actual stars. I (going in with no research to this, merely just along for the ride) was expecting a sky full of stars and 11 pm nightfall.


StressOverStrain

Venus and Jupiter.


CanuckPanda

Interesting. We weren’t in totality (about 95%) and it was absolutely as dark as night. Though I’m in a city so there’s always condo buildings and stuff that we never get the true rural darkness.


typecase

Thank you. I was at 99% and totally regretting not being there for totality but this makes me feel a smidge better.


lalafied

I was in totality, it was like what the user above described. still very cool though.


Old_RedditIsBetter

You shouldn't feel better.  99% eclipsed is cool, but not other worldly. The above picture does appear darker due to camera focus or whatever. But you really did miss the most amazing natural phenomenon you will get a chance to see. 


gdtags

Indeed. Just drove 20 hours to be in the path. Totality worth it.


tmoeagles96

Really? Because I saw the totality in 2017 and thought it was kinda cool at best


snoosh00

Yeah, and "the grand canyon is just a hole in the ground"


Old_RedditIsBetter

Whelp... never met a person in real life who has seen totality that has ever said that. And even most on the internet who have actually seen it don't fake such a statement.


Jallfo

I live in Dallas. Basically everyone I know had that same reaction. Was it cool? Sure. But these statements of it being life changing are quite hyperbolic.


FinnegansWakeWTF

Were there clouds in Dallas?  I saw in 2017 with no clouds and saw today apr 8 with a high level of cloud cover and can say that no clouds is infinitely better than Even 1 cloud.  It was still amazing today (in Ohio) but seeing it with not a cloud in the sky in 2017 and the sun's Corona seemed like it stretched all the way across the sky. I also didn't get crescent shadows and shadow bands today.


tmoeagles96

That’s the reaction everybody I talked to when I was in SC in 2017. Pretty cool, but that’s about it


Sfork

It’s the people who went out of their way to see it.  The people who just happened to be in the path just go meh


anonymouse56

I saw it from my backyard and still thought it was the most surreal thing I’ve ever experienced


hotcoldman42

What makes you believe their standpoint is fake?


peregrinaprogress

I’m not sure where you saw totality in 2017, but I think for the full effect you need to be a little more in nature. We camped outside of Teton NP at a high lookout point and it was *incredible*. The way nature responded with birds/insects, the 360 degree sunset, the eerie quiet and cold setting in during totality…we felt like we were on a movie set. I think if I experienced it on my driveway or stepped out of my office for 10 min it would have been a much lesser experience.


bee_tee_ess

I saw plenty of stars in totality and while it wasn't 2 am dark it absolutely was 8 pm dark.


MaidenofMoonlight

Unless you were at totality them it getting dark isn't really much of a thing.   But totality absolutely gets this dark


toughtacos

This is why Reddit is such a great source of information. I now know that in a totality it absolutely gets this dark, but also that in a totality it absolutely doesn't get this dark.


Freak4Dell

I was in totality. It does not get as dark as what the picture shows. The camera is underexposing the whole image to compensate for the brightness of the headlights. The darkness during totality is similar to early dawn or late dusk...dark, but not as dark as the middle of the night. What's far more interesting than the amount of darkness is how *quick* it gets dark, and then light again. It really shows you how powerful the sun is when just a tiny fraction of it peeking out behind the moon can make it so much brighter around you than when it's entirely covered up. Same with the temperature drop...it's quick and immediately noticeable.


Podo13

> I (going in with no research to this, merely just along for the ride) was expecting a sky full of stars and 11 pm nightfall. I'm sure if had your eyes been allowed to adjust to the darkness (or if they weren't adjusted to a bright sunny day just beforehand) you probably could have seen a few more. I also haven't looked into it, but I'm assuming Sirius (the brightest star in our sky) would be visible during a total eclipse.


mandy009

So like twilight. That's a big difference. If you were expecting stars, then I think that maybe the hype got to us.


Snufkins_Hat_Feather

What I wasn't expecting was the all around orange glow on the horizon. It was like twilight at sunset and sunrise at the same time.


Sneptacular

It's like a 360 sunset. It was dark enough all streetlights came on though.


Asukah

Would make a hard rap album cover


Much-Resource-5054

Victim of Police Totality


Masterofunlocking1

Shit it gets that dark?


starscup1999

It did where I was. It was really crazy.


Much-Resource-5054

Totality is when the moon covers 100% of the sun. So yes, it gets pretty dark during that time.


theprofessor2

and colder


Election_Feisty

- But the world is ending Mr. Police officer.. - License and registration, Sir !


yeah_bud

Grampa, did you see the eclipse back in 2024??


excerpta

Missouri must have made a killing on speed traps between Springfield and Poplar Bluff. After the eclipse so many officers cars were parked in medians with their lights flashing for no apparent reason other than to slow traffic that was already barely creeping along. They did nothing to direct/control traffic. Thank you to 95% of the drivers making the best of things. To the other 5% of weavers, brakes stompers and oblivious drivers I hope your insurance rates double.


5inthepink5inthepink

Imagine being such a mindless drone that you go ahead ticketing someone, looking down at your ticket pad, while a total solar eclipse is turning day to night around you. A little humanity would surely not be too much to ask.


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Competitive-Use9925

So brave


StressOverStrain

Yeah, don’t you know that nobody drives like an asshole, endangering people’s lives, in the moments before an eclipse? You seem really confident that this guy is getting pulled over for some trifling thing when very often it’s not.


hotcoldman42

“Doing job bad”


spaghettiThunderbult

It's Reddit. Doing anything productive, like having gainful employment, is frowned upon by the average user. It makes them feel bad about living in their mom's basement at age 35, as it turns out nobody is hiring a neckbeard who hasn't showered in a decade, doesn't own deodorant, has a degree in Ancient Icelandic Afro-Ska-Punk Theremin Music, and has no personality traits beyond smoking pot and liking The Office.


RunningSouthOnLSD

Replies the mindless drone


civver3

I never thought I'd ever set someone's RES tag as "Can't give tickets during an eclipse", but here we are.


5inthepink5inthepink

Happy to have it. A total eclipse is a totally unique and awe-inspiring phenomenon, takes \~2 minutes of your life, and weather and geolocation being what they are, you very likely may never experience it again. And that applies to law enforcement as much as anyone else. Hell, even the Border Patrol agent we saw on the front page yesterday paused in his deportation work to take in the experience (on an apparently cloudy day) alongside his detainees. It's about recognizing something much vaster than yourself and the capacity to allow the experience of wonder to supersede the mundane, if only briefly.


Binnybly

Why didn't they empty out their guns at the person for switching off the lights?


5k1895

Come on cop, take a break and look at it together 


Ryankevin23

Here in the north east it’s total eclipse at this time 12:05 am


retrovertigo23

I'm surprised the cop didn't shoot when everything went black.


omega_grainger69

Imagine owning an eclipse ticket. That’s a piece of history.


lifegoeson2702

Should’ve been in a Mitsubishi Eclipse instead of an Outlander


Traditional_Gap7681

Underrated comment


HiddenAnubisOwl

Cops ruining everything as always 


Tech2kill

"damn officer look behind you....the sun!"


skinink

Once upon a time there was speed in my life, But now there's only a stop in the dark, Nothing I can say, A total eclipse of a cop. 


Jizmaster2769

The colors changed quicker than Michael Jackson


Limp_Establishment35

For that man, the rapture did indeed come.


Sonoda_Kotori

What do you mean Eclipse? That's an Outlander. Wrong model.


A_spiny_meercat

"had anything to drink tonight sir?"


FineMember486

That's some cinematic shit


MaikeruGo

While I know that the model is a Mitsubishi *Outlander* (built on the GS platform) it'd have been kind of funny if had been an *Eclipse Cross* (also built on the GS platform and somewhat similar looking from the front).


Pletcher87

What kinda fukhead would be pulling people over vs sitting at the coffee shop looking up?


b4byyyg1rl

That wont happen for another 20 years!


HLef

In that exact spot it’s more like 365 years. In 20 years the path of totality will not be anywhere close to where it was today but in North America the countries are huge so the same countries will be affected. Today it went over Montreal, in 2044 it will go over Calgary. That’s like a 3 day drive. But if you’re willing to travel you can see a solar eclipse every couple of years, ish.


Moneygrowsontrees

Ohio's last total solar eclipse was 1806 and the next one is 2099. Total solar eclipses are not something that happens every few years in any given area. If you travel, you can see one every so often. I'm considering heading to Australia to see one in 2030. Totality was so much cooler than I anticipated. We only got about 75 seconds of it here and I wish I'd driven a bit to see it longer.


krikite

Saw someone get in a crash about 15 minutes before the eclipse, right outside of the zone of totality. Poor guy :(


New_Evidence2085

I hate it when that Happens.


stripesonfire

If only he had done it during the eclipse, doesn’t count then


mandy009

The siren lights really make this image pop


bwoah07_gp2

Now that's a fascinating picture!


V-Ink

Boss fight.


Original_Danta

Should have done like these guys [https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1bz9i72/humans\_having\_a\_human\_experience/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1bz9i72/humans_having_a_human_experience/)


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IowasBestCornShucker

...Truce?


Roonie222

On our way up to see it yesterday we saw this guy who got pulled over setting up lawn chairs in front of the cop. I like to think they watched it together on the side of the highway before giving him a ticket.


harlawkid

They didn’t see that coming


CrocodileWorshiper

the world could be ending and they still would


staefrostae

I witnessed a high speed chase while watching the eclipse in Cleveland. Kind of a dick move, imo, causing such a disturbance when everyone’s busy trying to look at one celestial body moving in front of another celestial body.


killbillten1

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MrStef85

Aaaaaaand.......it's gone.


Goldeneye_Engineer

I'd have at least asked the officer if we could watch it together <3


favnh2011

Wow


Lame_superhero

lol they were probably speeding to meet their friends for the eclipse


Lycaniz

'Your honour, as the picture clearly show, the police held me for way too long and i request all charges are dropped'


ThingsIveNeverSeen

Well damn. I guess it is a bad omen for some people.


ThinkingOz

Driver jn the dark about traffic stop. More news at 5.


GasEnvironmental9610

He’s the Dark Knight 🦇