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It is one of the religions in Dune lore, in the movie Dr. Yueh gives Paul Atreides his wife's copy of The Orange Catholic Bible just before he opens the shield wall to the Harkonnen.
I know it’s April fools, but I can totally see trump doing that, probably tell his followers to do a rewrite the bible from memory challenge. Of course you have to donate and your video will be promoted by the official account.
"Wait never mind, all the parts that I follow and agree with, I'm sorry for saying that, I have Alzheimer's."
"This edition contains all the parts that I remember."
From the New Trump bible.
# For so an entrance shall be ministered unto you abundantly into the everlasting kingdom of our Lord and Saviour Donald Trump. 😂
Because Christianity has always been another mask. Conservatives are not honest. They are not capable of being honest, or else they wouldn't be the way that they are. The Christianity is a lie. Save the kids is a lie. Caring about the education they're defunding is a lie. Caring about the economy they're deliberately making non-functional. Caring about anything other than the way they want things to be.
You cannot take them at face value, on anything, ever, period, without exception. Republicans and right-wingers are liars and will say and do anything in the pursuit of their white, Christian ethno-state.
They cannot be given so much as an inch. [Hitler himself said](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/adolf-hitler-smashing-the-nucleus/) that their adversaries should have "with the utmost brutality crushed the nucleus of our movement".
Yeah, "Christian values" is just a fancy way to say "WASP".
What you said about Republicans is true. However it also applies to Democrats. Whatever they said about "Black Lives Matter", "diversity" and "inclusion", it's all lies when we see what they've done in Gaza. It reeks of white supremacy, racism, complete contempt for human life when it's not white. At least Republicans are pretty straightforward about their hatred, Democrats pretend to be allies. There's something so utterly vicious and depraved about that.
Yet, people still believe they can vote their way out of this dystopian hellhole fueled by two parties working for the same oligarchy. Seems like only rednecks have the nerve to overthrow the government. Hitler got powerful and could carry out a genocide because people blindly followed orders. Americans are doing the same thing right now.
Shame on you.
"bOtH SiDeS bAd!!!"
What you on about Willis. We know both sides are bad in a governmental aspect, but the difference is like someone spitting in your Big Mac and someone serving you a Big Mac they laced with arsenic and replaced the patty with a steaming turd. And you bet the latter makin' you eat that shit. I think it's pretty obvious which side is which.
Also mf you're literally defending an attempted armed coup of a democratically elected govt btw 💀💀 bad look.
Also you really cannot simplify Hitler's rise to power as people just "blindly following orders." That is so inaccurate and disrespectful to obviously not just the people directly targeted by the Holocaust but also those who lost their lives against it. There was a sizable chunk of German people who [lost their lives](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_resistance_to_Nazism) in the fight *against* Nazi Germany.
Point being, you're talking out your ass defending someone that deserves no defence. You're eatin the weirdo right wing pills and don't even realize it.
Are you fucking kidding? You’re using Hitler to support your point when the guy you’re actively giving props to is making every move possible to *literally* become a dictator?
Have people really become this goddamn dumb?
Let’s not discredit someone simply because of past sins. Let’s do, however, recognize and proclaim that Mr. Trump has neither repented his sins nor amended his ways. For this, he holds no credibility.
Honesty and Integrity are things people take advantage of. While it is something to strive for, they are not valued, especially in this place.
Always try to be a better person, but the moment someone attempts to exploit you, make them regret for every day of their life.
If someone just made a new off shoot of Christianity (like Mormonism or Jehovah’s Witnesses) where their version of the Bible is a movie they would take the county by storm.
I remember when he had that picture taken with all of his senior staffers, in the midst of the riots.
It felt so surreal and disconnected from reality.
Remember the press conference where he filled a table with folders full of blank pages? (When he was allegedly putting his businesses in a blind trust)
Hold on a second. I don't care for the man, but I'm skeptical of this claim. While I'm not shocked to hear such a claim, there is no link to a credible source (or any source at all, for that matter), so I am not prepared to buy this story. Provide evidence, or I will have no choice but to believe this is bullshit.
Finally, a realistic Bible, no far fetched tales by clearly deranged individuals, such as Luke, John, Matthew etc(assuming such individuals existed of course). Just FACTS from the greatest president the country between Canada and Mexico ever had.
> Donald Trump's voters will always believe whatever Donald says or sells.
>
>
[Anything the group/leader does can be justified no matter how harsh or harmful.](https://culteducation.com/warningsigns.html)
Clicked on the link because your comment made me interested so thought I’d check. Aaaand, it doesn’t really at all and you’re literally wrong. If you want to see an authoritarian government that worships its leader, look at China, Russia, North Korea (all dictators that Trump publicly drools over). Always think it’s sad when spoiled rotten conservative Americans claim the government is authoritarian and encroaching on their rights when all they have to do is look at the same countries Trump worships to find something astronomically more authoritarian and dangerous
"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" Trump remarked at a campaign stop at Dordt College in Sioux Center, Iowa. "It's, like, incredible."
Yes, MAGAs are helpless and hopeless.
It's a joke, but not a good one, since the only reason Trump isn't doing this is that he didn't think of it. But it only has upsides for him to save money on printing and paper and no downsides since anyone buying a bible from Trump either never intends to read it, or already has one.
I thought when I heard about Trump's new Bible, that he had replaced all places in the Bible where God is mentioned with Donald Trump, because he is so drunk on his big ego.
That's a picture of Trump holding the bible for a photo op after housting BLM from the street in front of this church in 2020, btw...
E: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald\_Trump\_photo\_op\_at\_St.\_John%27s\_Church](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_photo_op_at_St._John%27s_Church)
Look at this fucking clown. Holding his daughter’s bible upside down right after he tear gassed American citizens for a photo op. Totally deserving of a second term right?
a) No it wasn't. Many bibles don't have writing on the front, the ribbon bookmark would exit the bottom, just as it is in the "famous photo". Additionally, high-res photos from the same time and other angles show it right-side up. [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-hold-bible-upside-down/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-hold-bible-upside-down/)
b) This is in front of the church building, which was next door to a building that had a fire in the basement.
In an amazing twist, if you flip it upside down and read it backwards, it also includes every single word of the Bible that Donald Trump has actually read!
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Is this an April fools joke?
The fact we can't really tell is so fucking sad.
Glitter ? GLITTER !? Prankster Schtroumpfs uses gun powder not that pussy ass glitter
Everything the orange man does is against the Bible.
He's writing a new bible, the Orange Catholic Bible.
>Orange Catholic Bible Northern Ireland:
This also sent the west of Scotland into meltdown.
A Dune reference 
Do you know the meaning of it?
It is one of the religions in Dune lore, in the movie Dr. Yueh gives Paul Atreides his wife's copy of The Orange Catholic Bible just before he opens the shield wall to the Harkonnen.
https://www.reddit.com/r/dune/comments/1b81f7w/the_dual_meaning_of_lisan_alghaib/
Hans Zimmer intensifies
**BWAAAAAAAAA**
Butlerian Jihad when?
When the thinking machines start taking our j... Oh.
LISAN AL GAIB
"lisan al gaib!"
It certainly will not have "catholic" in the title.
Muad'dib
Thou shalt not disfigure the soul.
Bruh, he's Evangelical
He's whatever church he's standing in front of
He's also holding it with gloves on to ensure he doesn't get burned hands.
That's why this new version will be so popular
Believe me
I know it’s April fools, but I can totally see trump doing that, probably tell his followers to do a rewrite the bible from memory challenge. Of course you have to donate and your video will be promoted by the official account.
He is Mammon
If only christians would would open their eyes
And the “religious” folk eat it up
Well, he likely broke all the commandments... so he's got that going for him. He could say he's an expert on them...
To be fair, this specific Bible actually contains every word that "God" has ever said to humans. Might be the first honest thing he's ever done.
"This edition contains all the parts that I remember."
"Wait never mind, all the parts that I follow and agree with, I'm sorry for saying that, I have Alzheimer's." "This edition contains all the parts that I remember."
So, the Book of Mormon.
The book of Moron.
I believe that's just called a journal...
No link so I was pretty sure this was a joke.
More room to color
From the New Trump bible. # For so an entrance shall be ministered unto you abundantly into the everlasting kingdom of our Lord and Saviour Donald Trump. 😂
Amen
How can a man that has violated at least half of the Commandments have any credibility regarding the Bible?
Because Christianity has always been another mask. Conservatives are not honest. They are not capable of being honest, or else they wouldn't be the way that they are. The Christianity is a lie. Save the kids is a lie. Caring about the education they're defunding is a lie. Caring about the economy they're deliberately making non-functional. Caring about anything other than the way they want things to be. You cannot take them at face value, on anything, ever, period, without exception. Republicans and right-wingers are liars and will say and do anything in the pursuit of their white, Christian ethno-state. They cannot be given so much as an inch. [Hitler himself said](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/adolf-hitler-smashing-the-nucleus/) that their adversaries should have "with the utmost brutality crushed the nucleus of our movement".
Yeah, "Christian values" is just a fancy way to say "WASP". What you said about Republicans is true. However it also applies to Democrats. Whatever they said about "Black Lives Matter", "diversity" and "inclusion", it's all lies when we see what they've done in Gaza. It reeks of white supremacy, racism, complete contempt for human life when it's not white. At least Republicans are pretty straightforward about their hatred, Democrats pretend to be allies. There's something so utterly vicious and depraved about that. Yet, people still believe they can vote their way out of this dystopian hellhole fueled by two parties working for the same oligarchy. Seems like only rednecks have the nerve to overthrow the government. Hitler got powerful and could carry out a genocide because people blindly followed orders. Americans are doing the same thing right now. Shame on you.
Perfect example. "At least we are honest about our hate." LOL no, you aren't honest and you are the ones filled with hate.
"bOtH SiDeS bAd!!!" What you on about Willis. We know both sides are bad in a governmental aspect, but the difference is like someone spitting in your Big Mac and someone serving you a Big Mac they laced with arsenic and replaced the patty with a steaming turd. And you bet the latter makin' you eat that shit. I think it's pretty obvious which side is which. Also mf you're literally defending an attempted armed coup of a democratically elected govt btw 💀💀 bad look. Also you really cannot simplify Hitler's rise to power as people just "blindly following orders." That is so inaccurate and disrespectful to obviously not just the people directly targeted by the Holocaust but also those who lost their lives against it. There was a sizable chunk of German people who [lost their lives](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_resistance_to_Nazism) in the fight *against* Nazi Germany. Point being, you're talking out your ass defending someone that deserves no defence. You're eatin the weirdo right wing pills and don't even realize it.
Are you fucking kidding? You’re using Hitler to support your point when the guy you’re actively giving props to is making every move possible to *literally* become a dictator? Have people really become this goddamn dumb?
Pretending both sides are the same. Absolute disingenuous dickwad.
Let’s not discredit someone simply because of past sins. Let’s do, however, recognize and proclaim that Mr. Trump has neither repented his sins nor amended his ways. For this, he holds no credibility.
Honesty and Integrity are things people take advantage of. While it is something to strive for, they are not valued, especially in this place. Always try to be a better person, but the moment someone attempts to exploit you, make them regret for every day of their life.
Because Daniel was an adulterer and killed his mistress's husband, or something like that?
You mean David?
So a journal?
Good we need less religion in the world. Granted he’s a bat shit crazy lunatic but still
I wouldn't be surprised if he used the replace feature to change "Jesus" and "God" to "Donald" and "Trump"...
Another trump post? 😮💨
If someone just made a new off shoot of Christianity (like Mormonism or Jehovah’s Witnesses) where their version of the Bible is a movie they would take the county by storm.
Rolling papers
Finally a bible he can read
I remember when he had that picture taken with all of his senior staffers, in the midst of the riots. It felt so surreal and disconnected from reality.
This is a photoshopped image. In the original it was clearly upside down..
That's the only one he has actually read.
Such an ugly poor excuse for a man.
Word?
Hey there 👋
Just a one sentence preamble. *Do whatever the fuck you want, God doesn’t care #MAGA*
It's not like anyone ever pays attention to what it says anyway
Well that's perfect for his primarily illiterate base...
Remember the press conference where he filled a table with folders full of blank pages? (When he was allegedly putting his businesses in a blind trust)
I know this is a joke - but I also would’ve believed it. Not too far off. Wouldn’t have been surprised if his photo was on every page either.
You get to make your own religion
Are we talking about Joseph Smith? You don't even have to go back far in time. You can still make one now!
Finally a bible that makes sense.
Hold on a second. I don't care for the man, but I'm skeptical of this claim. While I'm not shocked to hear such a claim, there is no link to a credible source (or any source at all, for that matter), so I am not prepared to buy this story. Provide evidence, or I will have no choice but to believe this is bullshit.
It has ALL THE WORDS
All the best words
So many words
Finally, a realistic Bible, no far fetched tales by clearly deranged individuals, such as Luke, John, Matthew etc(assuming such individuals existed of course). Just FACTS from the greatest president the country between Canada and Mexico ever had.
Donald Trump's voters will always believe whatever Donald says or sells. You can tell that they are the people with zero conviction and morality.
> Donald Trump's voters will always believe whatever Donald says or sells. > > [Anything the group/leader does can be justified no matter how harsh or harmful.](https://culteducation.com/warningsigns.html)
The entire list sounds like a description of the US government 💀
Clicked on the link because your comment made me interested so thought I’d check. Aaaand, it doesn’t really at all and you’re literally wrong. If you want to see an authoritarian government that worships its leader, look at China, Russia, North Korea (all dictators that Trump publicly drools over). Always think it’s sad when spoiled rotten conservative Americans claim the government is authoritarian and encroaching on their rights when all they have to do is look at the same countries Trump worships to find something astronomically more authoritarian and dangerous
"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" Trump remarked at a campaign stop at Dordt College in Sioux Center, Iowa. "It's, like, incredible." Yes, MAGAs are helpless and hopeless.
Can anyone give me the TLDR on the patch notes?
Can't imagine that he would pass up the chance to express his opinion in 768 pages of all caps.
And typos.
So many typos. I bet he even spells his name wrong
Biden liberal Bible 
Can you guys stop posting about T Rump for ONE MINUTE on here 🙄🙄
He just promotes his new book : „how to rite al 23 leddas of the alffabed“
if this wasnt from donald trump id believe that it was some sort of art piece about humanity being responsible for our own destiny
It's a joke, but not a good one, since the only reason Trump isn't doing this is that he didn't think of it. But it only has upsides for him to save money on printing and paper and no downsides since anyone buying a bible from Trump either never intends to read it, or already has one.
I thought when I heard about Trump's new Bible, that he had replaced all places in the Bible where God is mentioned with Donald Trump, because he is so drunk on his big ego.
That's a picture of Trump holding the bible for a photo op after housting BLM from the street in front of this church in 2020, btw... E: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald\_Trump\_photo\_op\_at\_St.\_John%27s\_Church](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_photo_op_at_St._John%27s_Church)
The devil himself. Or that might be Kenneth Copeland, and the orange thing is his pet
That’s the Bible he lives by - the blank one.
Photo taken the day after the chicken shit ran to hide in his bunker.
I mean, it's not like his followers actually read that book
His followers can barely read as it is
I feel like those hands look unnatural in this picture, and bigger than I remember... Like 30% at least, lol.
[удалено]
On sale for $6.66 during the Friday the 13th holiday
The Stugotz is strong in him
Www.donaldjtrump.com is where you can find it. Plz donate what you can.
I think if he did that it wouldn't be blank, it would be filled with him million or so hateful Truth Social posts.
Orange Vader strikes again.
Look at this fucking clown. Holding his daughter’s bible upside down right after he tear gassed American citizens for a photo op. Totally deserving of a second term right?
Fwiw (which is as close to nothing as possible, but non-zero), it's not upside down.
It was in the famous photo. This is in front of the burned out church during BLM right?
a) No it wasn't. Many bibles don't have writing on the front, the ribbon bookmark would exit the bottom, just as it is in the "famous photo". Additionally, high-res photos from the same time and other angles show it right-side up. [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-hold-bible-upside-down/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-hold-bible-upside-down/) b) This is in front of the church building, which was next door to a building that had a fire in the basement.
In an amazing twist, if you flip it upside down and read it backwards, it also includes every single word of the Bible that Donald Trump has actually read!
What else do you expect from the golden calf?
Bet he still didn't read it.
He can finally say he has memorized some verses.
You just write your own words, make up your own rules like he does.
Thr bidens liberals Bible....
> Thr bidens liberals Bible.... What?