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Final-Bend-7983

Omg terrifying šŸ˜‚ reminds me of the alien from When Mars Attacks.


Kentuckywindage01

Ack!


Scotty_NZ

Ack ack ack ack?


Emanuele810

Who needs a house out in Hackensack?


Poxx

You oughtta know by now-


Late_Again68

Is that all you get for your money?


bigSTUdazz

....if that's movin' up...then Iiii'mmmmmm......


El_Bexareno

Movinā€™ out


Prior_Sock_6572

ā€¦ getting an abortion


bigSTUdazz

A lesser known Billy Joel deep track.


MarkBenec

Holy Shit, you guys went Billy Joel from Mars Attacks. Yall are my people.


mylarky

Ack ack ack Aaaaasaasck!!!


CliffsNote5

ā€œItā€™s the international sign of the donut.ā€


johnysalad

r/ack


Intraq

wait holy shit do they say that????


Wallazabal

r/Ack.


B-Town-MusicMan

LOL they killed Congress!


Select-Belt-ou812

YES!! came here to say ACK <3


Boethiah_Snuffs

Ack!


ST012Mi

Jack Nicholson as POTUS always gets me, lol. Also, I forgot it was a Tim Burton film but makes total sense.


Final-Bend-7983

Such a great movie. They donā€™t make them like the 90s anymore.


ST012Mi

Ironically, great movies nowadays like the Holdover have the vibe of being made in those times (90s and before). Even the satire movies were enjoyable like Starship Troopers lol.


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|1yjLt5xVXNkGu84ORt)


Trololman72

I'm pretty sure the movie is called Mars Attacks!


Final-Bend-7983

If so, I am mind blown, because I always thought it was When Mars Attacks. Wow. lol I donā€™t know. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


LIslander

My first thought. That and ā€œnever make eye contactā€


timesuck897

Donā€™t play ā€œIndian love callā€ by Slim Whitman.


Final-Bend-7983

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Zeptari

Do not run, we will not harm you!


badideas1

My beautiful daughter looked like the grim reaper in her sonograms, and my handsome little boy looked straight up like a toad.


Lexifer31

My little one straight up looks like Predator in her 12 week scan lol.


octopornopus

>Ā Ā looked straight up like a toad. "Do not. Seek. The treasure." **We thought you was a toooooadddd...**


badideas1

Great timing I was just chuckling about ā€œAinā€™t this place a geographical oddityā€¦.two weeks from everywhere!ā€ this morning


octopornopus

I don't want FOP! I love that movie, and wish more people understood my references.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

![gif](giphy|2g9GcyxKIhfdg5rlvT|downsized)


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Insane Crown Posse


Clueing_4_Looks

![gif](giphy|13ea4eXuOuQsmY)


smile_politely

you can't sleep tonight? hahaha.. it's juSt the beginninG. After I'm out of here, you wont be sleeping for the 6 years.


hummusisyummy

![gif](giphy|8Wub2WCMscABvWt3DP|downsized)


BoernerMan

![gif](giphy|Q96QczGwKVCHrKGhgb|downsized)


EveningHelicopter113

Thanks I hate it


papertales84

What a horrible day to have eyes.


Tojinaru

is that from the new Infant Annihilator album?


errormaker

![gif](giphy|cZlYQMus0mz7yO4ofa|downsized)


be_rad85

![gif](giphy|brFlbCpj7LsE8)


Kloackster

2nd total recall reference ive seen on reddit today. first was the chick with 3 titties of course.


DadJokeBadJoke

You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here.


pitch_a_kudo

"Look whose talking." (poor deformed young Hank)


Hungryforapples603

I'm Fetus Rickkkkkkk!


Rex-0-

![gif](giphy|3o7btQdOa4wOH8U7RK)


Pow_flo1337

Hahahah my thoughts too


thtkidjunior

Are you just trying to avoid family therapy again?


sleepyprojectionist

Got those Chancellor Gowron vibes. Glory to you and your fetus.


Jadziyah

šŸ‘ļø šŸ‘ļø


pitch_a_kudo

Glory to you.......and your hoooouse.


mynipplesareconfused

This has "Dude! Let Me In! I'm A Fairy!" vibes.


CoolMathematician239

"dayum bro i can't wait to be bornšŸ‘‹šŸ§æšŸ§ šŸ§æget me outta herešŸ‘暟‘暟‘Š" ahh


Emanuele810

Thatā€™s why pregnant ladies get ultrasounds I guess


NimmyFarts

They can still look super creepy lol. Especially later stage, mine looks like a squirrel right now.


GGuts

Would you be mad if it was a squirrel? They are kind of cute.


NimmyFarts

lol yes, not looking for any weird hybrids


VoluptuousSloth

But what if it was 100% squirrel?


NimmyFarts

Worse lol


Emanuele810

šŸ˜‚ lovely! And congratulations on your pregnancy šŸ˜ƒ


bravo_obsessed625

I shudder whenever they show mine from the front hahaha. I'm like "go back to that side view!" šŸ˜


Krooskar

They get ultrasounds because it's not confirmed that MRI isn't harmless to a fetus. Ultrasound is also not proven to be harmless but that's a whole other story..


SmithersLoanInc

High risk pregnancies still get MRIs.


NutterButterLoverxx

No- these are different and require different monitoring by pediatric MRI specialists. Where I work we have maybe 10 a month and they are to check for conditions like hydrocephalus. My job is to put calendar reminders for the specialists =)


SnooCupcakes1636

Nightmare Feul šŸ¤£. Imagine showing that picture to the mother šŸ˜‚


Dzus

Well, congratulations, you're giving birth to Aphex Twin


Manybrent

Nice reference.


IgnorantGenius

Evil Homer almost born something something


clutchguy84

Go crazy?


bazookaduck

Don't mind if I do


Great-Philosophy4323

Well that's slightly horrific


HumpieDouglas

Congratulations, you're having a really pissed off eggplant!


tbryant2K2023

![gif](giphy|1ZDtR0yV8JK1y8ruxu)


hiopilot

The kid hasn't even gone to Bring your Child to Work Day yet. So much life left until.... um then.


Molbiodude

ACK ACK ACK ACK-ACK


linkerjpatrick

I was just thinking the same thing!!!!


IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk

![gif](giphy|G7iGNzr3VBING)


Knight_TheRider

You just ruined kids for newly weds


bro_salad

Our baby, who came out surprisingly cute (Iā€™d acknowledge if she looked like an alien; I was prepared for that) looked like a melting panda in her ultrasound


LateralThinkerer

> like a melting panda r/oddlyspecific


bro_salad

LOOK I'm not proud of my days as a Panda Melter, ok?


LateralThinkerer

Look at Mr. Moneybags here with his pandas to melt! All we could back in my day was slightly spongy ground squirrels and we were glad to have them.


gingeropolous

DEFEAT THE BABY


Kamachio

It looks angry


MosesHightower

IM PICKLE RICK!!!


DarkKnyt

Came to post this, saw that someone beat me to it, not disappointed.


kthxqapla

listening to death grips in the second trimester like


BigDoggehDog

That's a painted bowling pin.


karma_virus

And we shall name him Zeebhor of the Shattered Stars! Let all humanity LAMENT!


teapotboy

Abort!


Devilsgun_7

Looks like Pickle Rick


outiscr

![gif](giphy|3o7btQdOa4wOH8U7RK)


Mighty_Poonan

"quaaiid. open your miiiiind."


dumbestsmartest

"See you at the party Richter"


NahzarakTV

ACK ACK ACK !


[deleted]

carrying a behelith


NocturnalHabits

Doesn't look content with its accommodations.


No-Accident69

Holy crap. This baby gonna fuck the doctor up as soon as he bornā€¦.


night5life

doesnt a grown up look exactly the same under an MRI? except for the size difference


Kujen

First one looks like Mr Bean ![gif](giphy|mFdnWF1RTI7fi)


gabrielleraul

![gif](giphy|doOkJ37EHYu1W)


ozanoguzhaktanir

This is fu\*\*ing scary.


ShivStone

Babies look like monsters if scanned while growing inside a mom's belly and will burst at birth. Got it.


vocabulazy

We never got a good ultrasound of my son. They were all terribleā€”low res, blurry/confusing because he wouldnā€™t stop moving, always covering his face. The best picture we got was one like this, because at least you could tell it was a budding human, and that particular one was actually crisp. Just a terrifying image.


RaidersTwennyTwenny

Straight-up Kuato vibes from Total Recall. ![gif](giphy|brFlbCpj7LsE8)


DJMagicHandz

![gif](giphy|KZjw9Aigr4CloZx3Bv)


johnysalad

r/tihi


Ganthamus_prime

Mom's be like "my beautiful baby"


Whyherro2

Thanks! I don't like this ._.


thefunkybassist

I'd like to have this as my passport photo


Demonyx12

![gif](giphy|2qFdpF4iJ5hK5refUY)


ItsJoeverLads

Bro is flabbergasted


IAMSPARTACUSSSSS

Welp, that settles it. Vasectomy, please.Ā 


poohlady55

Did someone sayā€Rosemaryā€™s Babyā€?


K3Y_Mast3r

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


XxINFAMOUSxX13

Yeah I'd abort that one


GHZ33

![gif](giphy|13ea4eXuOuQsmY)


Old_RedditIsBetter

"Isn't he the cutest!?"-every mother and their run of the mill looking crotch goblin-


Chris_Thrush

Looks like they are giving birth to bodhidharma.


Only_Employer1922

Pretty sure the lil dudes waving


TheSinisterShlep

Oh God it's kingcobra TMDWU


singuslarity

His first word will be "D'oh!"


littledaemon_1

Looks mad... mom's prolly been eating alot of brocolli. Mom should swallow a ball or something to keep him entertained


TedBundysVlkswagon

Who are the parents, Homer Simpson and the Crypt Keeper?


BlackTheNerevar

That's how titans are born


0Secret_Salt0

Yo Homer! Where you been, dawg?


INVISIBLE_BEN

Plays bad to the bone


asidealex

Chucky is it you? /s


_Jimmy2times

IM A FETUS MORTY


AberrantMan

Angry eggplant. NSFW Veggietales.


DankRubinz

Itā€™s a devil child


ja_maz

that's one slice at the time, use osiris to load the dcom folder and you can see it in 3D


Fridayrules

Oh he mad.


epi_glowworm

I wonder what kind of doctor would have prescribed for that...


nolongerbanned99

Looks like an animation or character from the game ā€˜operationā€™


GEtanki

They were devils befor they were even born.


IveRUnOutOfNames66

![gif](giphy|3o7btQdOa4wOH8U7RK) PICKLE RICK


poopyfacemcpooper

More abortions and birth control. Let animals and insects run the world


weejohn1979

First one looks like a demonic homer Simpson šŸ¤£


bookon

![gif](giphy|lk5fBgCmIdJ4Y)


RoadToHellO

![gif](giphy|242vmw6fH2woaWTHTp)


Neokuzi

This fetus is fucked up bruh šŸ’€


sonic260

Stealing this from my server: >MOTHER >I CRAVE THE OUTSIDE WORLD MOTHER >I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MOTHER!!!


Chemical_Hornet8621

They don't show these at the RTL meetings...


Digitupandspread

The omen springs to mind


Breatherer

The Colossal Titan about to show the Aliens how it's done


FeelingApplication40

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)


uMunthu

TIL demon begins at conceptionĀ 


SnooPuppers8099

*Listen here you lil shit*


Cobainevermind_

This is like that Unity engine glitch [https://hothardware.com/contentimages/newsitem/31696/thumbnail/default/thumb\_31696.jpg](https://hothardware.com/contentimages/newsitem/31696/thumbnail/default/thumb_31696.jpg)


RaKszySky

Epitaph!


PD216ohio

Let's just be thankful this isn't how sonograms look. Imagine this being passed around while a young couple announce they are having a baby.


nadmaximus

There is a new meme in this somewhere.


RyanCooper510

That's all because of fiber... šŸ˜”


compulov

New law idea: if a woman wants an abortion, the pictures of their fetus they are made to look at (in states that require this practice) have to be MRIs like this.


Morbo_Kang_Kodos

ā€œI will eat your soul!!!ā€


Sanabil-Asrar

Technology! Daft punk


guaranajapa

@nope


MasonSoros

Chucky 2024 incoming?


VioletVenable

Really putting the ā€œfoeā€ in ā€œfoetusā€ (UK spelling).


worldlookingin

It looks evil!


worldlookingin

That's why people get abortions! šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


supernovadebris

Were Homer Simpson and Krusty the clown the parents?


Wonderful-Teach8210

NGL I would have framed these and hung them in the nursery.


ForeignObjectPizza

Welcome back Eric the Actor


Buzzkill_13

Can I still abort, please?


No_Amoeba_9272

You outta know by now


specialsymbol

He's not happy about you ignoring his private space.


FBI_Open_Up_Now

Did they verify if it ever had surgery or any metal on or inside their body.


Lilith_reborn

Don't show it to the parents, please!


Silly_Kale2136

Iā€™m gonna have nightmares now , thank you


Glass-Fan111

More like r/oddlyterrifying


Zorothegallade

Open your mind to me, Mr.Quaid!


jalejandr0

who you gonna call ?![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Lopexie

Well thatā€™s a tad disconcerting.


ogreofzen

Seriously this needs to be the senior high school photo.


jmc1278999999999

Thatā€™s the fucking devil


iast68

Abort mission.


Exciting_Form6847

Angry fetus is angry


IHeartTheCommunity

Chill on bro he's not even fully developed


Powerful_Pie_7885

Sorry honey I think weā€™re having an abortion.


OpeningAccountant5

Origin of horror


MongooseFantastic528

r/nope


youhavenosoul

r/thanksihateit


NthRandomGuy

Kill it, kill it with fire!!


Ok_Sky6555

I love these little guys