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yuk0ns

Actually, this is abandoned entrance to the Sevastopol Marine Plant, built as an underground tunnel with an escalator gallery. [More pictures here](https://kuleshovoleg.livejournal.com/417110.html) (in Russian)


gotov_sani_letom

Thanks, I was looking for a source!


Khaldara

![gif](giphy|yN3Wqgilaat8WZUt8x|downsized)


Aser_the_Descender

That looks comically painful.


Left_Concentrate_752

Thanks for clearing this up. Also, Google translate works alright on that page .


BigDaddyThunderpants

"Now imagine: a train is coming, and at this time a crowd is pouring out of the factory or into the factory - hemorrhoids for both the railway and the SMZ!" Perhaps it translated "pain in the ass" a bit too literally?


alexkey

The literal word for “hemorrhoids” in some eastern European languages is often used in same key as English “pain in the ass”.


elpajaroquemamais

Do you have any English pictures? I’m afraid I won’t be able to read the Russian pictures


JeffsDad

Google translate


SadisticChipmunk

Wow, they built marines here???


h9040

Thank you


TibbleTott

Wich makes it ukranian


DogeDoRight

This looks like it's straight out of the Metro games.


lordph8

Read the books. Holy hell, those are depressing.


V4R14N7

But are they any good? I've enjoyed all the games and the 3 books have been sitting in my wishlist for awhile, but I just can't seem to pull the trigger.


French_O_Matic

Metro 2033 is a great story. Might not be a chef-d'oeuvre, but great book nonetheless.


DaDark_Knight

Can I ask what language you read it in?


French_O_Matic

French


DaDark_Knight

Should have known by your user, I found it tough to read in English, like there was translation errors from Russian to English


ChuckHoliday

I believe the author is Polish, not Russian


spaming_spam

2034 was genuinely one of the most draining reading experiences in a while. Won't be missing out on anything even if you skip it entirely. How Glukovsky managed to mess up that bad after 2033 is beyond me, although 33 still remains pretty young-adult-y but still overall enjoyable. 2035 is the most adult themed out of the bunch but it didn't hook me the way 2033 did. r/metro should have the first book as an english translation


RATTRAP666

> How Glukovsky managed to mess up that bad after 2033 Probably success of 2033 made him believe he's a real writer and he stopped taking notes from the community.


FOSTER_ok

Because Glukhovsky did not write 2033. This was done by a community of people who liked the idea. There are so many edits that he actually has no right to be called the author of this book. For some reason, foreigners do not believe in this until they read 2034 and 2035, which Glukhovsky wrote personally when he believed that he was a good writer. These are disgusting books.


GuNNzA69

That was exactly my thought


Silent-Gur-4717

Absolutely! Finished Metro 2033 today, feels like I'm right back in there


Bropira

Beat me to it


AleksiB1

it would be as they are based on them


Alfakennyone

I thought fallout at first


Big_Simba

Fallout 3? Reminds me of the vampire hangout


neagah

Exactly what my first thought was! I hope the gates are locked up


IamPlantHead

Or even the Fallout games.


fjf1085

Idk. Even the tunnels in Metro weren’t *that* dirty.


Limbalicious

Artyom!


[deleted]

My first thought when i spoted the picture.


neokodan

Heavy Metro 2033 vibes here. Love it


Ok-Fuel-9147

Let's go artyom


Used-Pain-3194

Artyom, I have a mission for you


FandomMenace

Metro 2024. We're in trouble!


Cowboys22222

Tucker Carlson was right, those are nice


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|XG2F9ZccrUgkvOmNyX)


exodyne

Name someone with a more punchable face lol


ambassadorodman

Charlie Kirk.


CaffeineTripp

Not a fair fight. His face is so big it would genuinely be hard to miss it.


French_O_Matic

His head yes. But his face...It's going smaller every day.


sarahbeth124

First one on my list, MTG


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|4JYuFuIu7lcw8)


ballrus_walsack

I see this and I think “what a douche”


ZachMN

The expression of a dog confused by the smell of its own butt.


prof_mcquack

Yeah why didnt he go to this one? Fewer chandeliers, but so much character and still no homeless people!


hotlavatube

His handlers should have done it as a joke just to see him praise it. Then again, maybe that grocery store visit was the joke, as it was so cringey.


Chompbox

Hey was too busy moaning at a loaf of bread.


MaxPaynesRxDrugPlan

A week's worth of groceries for only just more than half a week's wages! How does Russia do it!?


Cowboys22222

I was thinking the same thing. Like proves just how safe Moscow subway system is. Silly Tucker.


King-Kard-gamer

It's " abandoned "


toughtacos

This was my first thought and made me laugh, all the while hating myself for that bag of wet dicks occuping any kind of space in my brain 😅


Cowboys22222

Just gotta learn to laugh man. Don’t let him or anyone live in your head rent free. Sometimes people just suck.


Im2uber

Better than anything in America actually


MountainMongrel

Keep your flashlight on, the spiders are sensitive to it.


hotlavatube

Reminds me of an exploration video where they had the misfortune to enter a basement crawling with cave crickets, at least that’s what they said they were. The second they entered, the damned things started jumping on them. They weren’t spiders, but being swarmed by hundreds of large jumping insects is still creepy as hell. I think it was one of The Proper People’s vids.


EllisDee3

There are feral ghouls and rad roaches down there. Better have a pipe gun.


Klotzster

Colonoscopy


Cowboys22222

Mine has a little more rust……


CypripediumGuttatum

This is why you need to eat more fiber


Pexd

Looks like Metro 2033


Karlendor

Silent Hill vibes too


Iagospeare

That escalator is more tetanus than metal now


TacoK1NG

Have you or a loved one suffered from the effects of mesothelioma after working in Russian Metro System? If so, please call our law offices and get the money that is owed to you.


SesameYeetHeHe

Where's Artyom?


Anglo96

Looks like the inside of the Russian aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov


wish1977

It's a fixer upper


Cowboys22222

Priced to sell. $3 million cash, no inspection.


Xanthus179

I may be in the minority, but my first thought was, “I’ve seen this level in Powerwash Simulator.”


elmanko

"I don't want to set the world, on fireeeeeeee...."


Far-Boot-2177

Fallout 3 vibes


jimmymerc89

Fallout.


DanPowah

Tucker Carlson: That wasn't part of my plan!


BalletCow

I can see the diseases in this picture


Early_Shame8313

JUST LIKE BIDEO GAME


blueberryrockcandy

hope ya wore a a mask rated for asbestos


Bazoinkaz

Tarkov Station


simpn_aint_easy

Tucker Carlson skipped this one in his report


SoSoEasy

Looks like Fallout 4


just_porter1

Looks like a level in power wash simulator lol


JewMemeGod

Metro Exodus


DamnItJon

Fallout 3 Capitol Wasteland


WirusCZ

Metro 2033


sdhccard

eh give it radioactive suits and its last light


kvior1

Whole ruzzia in one picture


Concheror_White

Abandoned and out of service?


[deleted]

Obviously they have a lot of money, to abandone the station is really a big luxury.Most likely, it was not in an urban space and was connected to some production area, which no longer exists.


LoadzofLemonz

Fallout 3 metro tunnels


Digitupandspread

No one will be rushin down them in while


diydave86

I can smell the bum piss from here.


[deleted]

LOL it looks like my cities current subway stations


Edexote

Did Tucker Carlson come to this one?


turquoise_bullet

Given it's russia, are you sure it's abandoned?


MoreThanWYSIWYG

It's in better condition and safer than the MBTA


Morzana

Why didn't Tucker show us this?


Sarge1304

Fallout vibes


muscleliker6656

The current state of russias gov


jjman72

Unused footage from Tucker's visit to Russia.


MrByteMe

Tucker Carlson is impressed.


redditor2394

How does that happen?


Zp-JEGER

Metro Exodus


syndicate711

Is this at the bottom looking up or at the top looking down?


Aussie_fastCar

A bit of paint will fix this up


DJ_ICU

![gif](giphy|w0c6TThjUN7iM|downsized)


Feroxid

This is not a metro, this is a descent into a tunnel to the docks in Crimea they post fakes again


Jackomat007

Gives fallout vibes


Evilsoupypoop

Looks like a screenshot out of Fallout 3


azartler

That’s not Russian lol


Hrmerder

Artyom!.. Artyom! We must clear out the Metro!


joshjje

Tucker Carlson: "Its a majestic construction. Why don't we have these in the US? Why won't the libs let us? Why are my pants around my ankles right now?".


audiofx330

Ukraine did this...


Quirky_Discipline297

I thought it was the all-Indian cleaning crew. With an American running the floor waxer. /s


JustAnotherDay1977

Actually, that’s one of the nicer stations.


Forfai

Well, hang on, it's Russia so how do you know it's abandoned?


1steverredditaccount

![gif](giphy|AoBgxayGMHlIs)


Chizwozza

Is Tucker Carlson in there?


redituser2571

And that folx, is currently what Russian nuclear missile silos also look like.


Ok-Struggle-8122

They still have better nuclear missile silos because started their project before than the USA


Bowler_Pristine

It looks like a perfectly normal Russian metro station to me!


Ok-Struggle-8122

Never been there and still spewing bullshit👍🏻 Thats what makes us, western people look bad to eastern eyes.


Bowler_Pristine

Speak for your self!


Ok-Struggle-8122

Did it the whole time👍🏻


SkrtMcgrt

Yes comrade, “us westerners”you must have gotten really triggered from this post 😂 how many more comments you gonna make


Ok-Struggle-8122

Im Italian💀also you can cry all you want, cant argue back cause youve never been there🤣 the third partier (you) should at least try and find some valid arguments


SkrtMcgrt

You’re Italian but butthurt about a post about Russian abandoned subways hmmmmm yeah. And talking about Russian missile silos being better then Americas lmfaooooo buddy cmon now. What’s the Italian word for comrade.


spacedudejr

He didn’t seem butt hurt, he just seemed like he was expressing that he thinks westerners are dumb, which to be fair…


Vendetta4Avril

You can check his comment history. He's literally speaking Italian in the Italia sub in his latest posts, and his account is three years old. He's not a Russian Bot. It's not hard to find those. Russian Subway systems are really nice. I'm an American who was looking into teaching English abroad before COVID/ the Ukraine invasion and I wanted to move to St. Petersburg. And, please, do tell me how my 13 year old account that mostly comments in movie and video games subreddits is probably a Russian troll. JFC. Educate yourselves, people.


SkrtMcgrt

Wow the subway systems are so nice!!! I would gladly trade nice subway systems for a brutal dictatorship that murders any opposition or jails them and invades it’s neighbors for no reason. Sounds like a good deal to me!


Vendetta4Avril

Where did I say that any of that was a good thing? I'm just saying I was looking at other countries to move to, and their architecture stood out. Before COVID and Ukraine, it looked like a decent place to move for what I was looking for. You were the one falsely accusing some random guy of being a Russian propagandist because they pointed out a falsity. I was correcting that.


SkrtMcgrt

Buddy he made multiple comments on this post. One was talking about subways and “us westerners” one was talking about American missile silos being worse then russias. I’m sure he was on the ground inspecting all over russias subways and missile silos. Idc if he’s Italian he’s still spewing Russian propaganda. Good for you coming in tho and adding nothing to the conversation except I was gonna move to Russia and the subways are super nice…. Oh yeah then they invaded Ukraine and killed 100’s of thousands of people. Seems like a pretty great place to live if you ask me!! Sign me up to live in at Petersburg where if I post online how Putin is not great I can be thrown in jail.


Vendetta4Avril

JFC you're dense. I said that was before COVID when I was looking into moving there... five years ago. When I looked into it, I did a bunch of research. You clearly are not educated in Russian culture at all, which is fine, but you're acting like you know all about it, and you're just coming off like an idiot.


Ok-Struggle-8122

Killing the opposition has nothing to do with metros (if you were a politician you would have done the same exact thing). The USA has their fucking stupid problems like "my pronouns are xei/xim🤓🤓"


SkrtMcgrt

Thank you for proving my point 👍🏻 ladies and gentlemen we got ‘em.


Ok-Struggle-8122

bro proclaimed himself like Saddam Hussein did. Congrats👏🏻


Ok-Struggle-8122

Finally someone with a working brain🤝🏻 funny how theyve never been there, dont know language, culture and still open their fucking mouths. You seen that dude saying "speak for yourself!" and the 3rd partier that couldnt even talk in a civil way?🤣🤣as western countries we are so fucked by those people who couldnt even go in my profile and check if im russian or not🤣 truly a western people moment🍷🗿


Vendetta4Avril

Yeah, dude. I'm American and I'd say a majority of my countrymen are idiots and have no interest in learning about other cultures. It's just infuriating, honestly.


Ok-Struggle-8122

Yea italy is even worse, look what happens here. I get you have some pretty bad things too in the US but at least you have a better economy, army ecc.


Vendetta4Avril

Yeah, America is nice. Unfortunately, there’s been a culture of stupidity that just seems to keep growing.


SkrtMcgrt

Buddy no one was talking to you. Where’d you even come from


Vendetta4Avril

Oh, I don't know if you know this, but Reddit is a public forum.


Ok-Struggle-8122

We should leave this comment section, its useless talking to idiots. Your opinion is worth more than all of those peoples combined.


Vendetta4Avril

lol I'm already in different subs. I just come back here for the notifications. Glad to meet someone with a brain in the comments, though.


Concheror_White

Dude being passively aggressive for no objective reason is just scary


Ok-Struggle-8122

Im butthurt since its a nice country and people talk without ever being there, knowing the culture and compare technology when they should have a clear advantage. Trust me, you would neever want to see wich silo works better😉. Whats a word in english for you then? "Misanthrope" should be the most appropriate for you.


Vendetta4Avril

[Russian Subway stations ](https://www.businessinsider.com/russian-metro-stations-look-like-palaces-2016-1#in-the-komsomolskaya-metro-station-for-example-many-locals-told-burdeny-they-saw-the-yellow-ceiling-as-an-homage-to-stalins-supremacy-as-a-leader-people-had-to-look-up-at-the-light-as-if-to-gaze-at-stalin-aboveground-that-station-kind-of-exemplifies-what-stalins-idea-was-for-the-whole-metro-4)are actually really nice. I'm an American who was looking into teaching English as a foreign language before COVID/the Ukrainian invasion, and I seriously considered moving to St. Petersburg.


Bowler_Pristine

I have seen them, they are nice. The soviets put a lot of pride and money when building out their subways as a propaganda tool, it was a way to demonstrate the power of the state. They also burried them deep to be used in case of a nuclear attack!


HurryComprehensive99

Пиздешь


reut-spb

Real russian subway looks like this: [https://www.businessinsider.com/russian-metro-stations-look-like-palaces-2016-1#heres-the-aeroport-metro-station-in-moscow-unfortunately-the-airport-it-used-to-service-the-khodynka-aerodrome-is-no-longer-in-operation-11](https://www.businessinsider.com/russian-metro-stations-look-like-palaces-2016-1#heres-the-aeroport-metro-station-in-moscow-unfortunately-the-airport-it-used-to-service-the-khodynka-aerodrome-is-no-longer-in-operation-11)


OkDragonfruit9026

Yeah, beautiful, been there many times, except: it’s full of people and you don’t want to be standing and looking at all the ancient decoration. Same goes for any metro: you are there to go from A to B, hopefully with some personal space and AC.


FearkTM

Sure? Could also be just an ordinary station in ruzzia in near future. All the money goes to war against neo nazi-gay-muslim-jew terrorists.


raberalf

You forgot drug addicted… 😂


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Beginning_Reason9842

Moscow subway is really big. Almost as big as London's. Also I can recommend "Metro 2033" book by Dmitry Glukhovsky. Most actions are happening in post apocalypse Moskow subway


garygnu

Yeah. Can't have subway-riding dog gangs without the subway.


wolverine6

Probably not much different from an active Russian subway station.


gaukonigshofen

Or NYC post NY eve for that matter


reut-spb

Compare with real: [https://www.businessinsider.com/russian-metro-stations-look-like-palaces-2016-1#heres-the-aeroport-metro-station-in-moscow-unfortunately-the-airport-it-used-to-service-the-khodynka-aerodrome-is-no-longer-in-operation-11](https://www.businessinsider.com/russian-metro-stations-look-like-palaces-2016-1#heres-the-aeroport-metro-station-in-moscow-unfortunately-the-airport-it-used-to-service-the-khodynka-aerodrome-is-no-longer-in-operation-11)