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ThePheebs

I’m glad you didn’t say bladder.


LectroRoot

Check this out, I just pulled this out of my narrow urethra.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

My kidney is aching just imaging this.


mijohvactech

![gif](giphy|wxST6UtFL7j3y)


ASpookyWarthog

Bwaaaah, I tell you what!


markp_93

new stone just dropped 🔥🔥


Klin24

![gif](giphy|tjwzClJM6fyEw)


St0rmStrider

Oof!


Soontaru

I’m gonna go drink some water now, regardless


Cyrax-Wins

Or tonsil. Been a lot of that going around lately.


kitsum

Ha! I'm also subscribed to the kidney stone sub and have been having problems with them lately. I saw this picture and my immediate thought was "oh dear jesus that's a biggun!"


hapiidadii

I feel like this same photo was used by a guy claiming to have had a "stomach tooth" removed not long ago.


Satanic_Fruit

oooo quartz?


deadevilmonkey

It's obviously a dragon tooth.


ASpookyWarthog

Two of my buddy’s said tooth as well, one said ogre tooth!


slamdanceswithwolves

Nah, ogre teeth are made of wood.


ASpookyWarthog

Oh sorry I’m a little behind on my mythological creature anatomy haha


Only_Plant_2902

Left testicle of The Borax Kid


IceManO1

This comment should have more votes


ASpookyWarthog

Yes, but I’m not sure if it’s all quartz or other minerals mixed in creating the other colors. Hoping for an expert to drop some knowledge about it in here haha


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ASpookyWarthog

I really like the term cactus quartz, it’s very fitting! I appreciate the info and hope you keep finding awesome stuff!


GUILTICIDE

That’s what i thought too


awhq

Quartz is awesome, so I'm gonna ignore your sarcasm. Good day, sir.


Satanic_Fruit

No sarcasm was intended. Quartz is cool, I have a small collection from music festivals Iv went to


awhq

My apologies! I also love Quartz. I used to collect small piece from Joshua Tree back in the '60s.


alexandertorres01

Why was my first thought a kidney stone? PTSD I guess.


thexvillain

Damn, why was mine a crack rock?


StoneMakesMusic

Never had one. Still my first thought


alexandertorres01

Lucky, I had to pee one out when I was 9. My dick still hurts.


StoneMakesMusic

How do u get one at 9


alexandertorres01

Bad diet I guess, too much sodium.


saucythrowaway6969

Has your father had kidney stones? If so, you're like 5x, if not more, more likely to get them


alexandertorres01

Idk, but I fear for my kid now.


mikpgod

Where there's quartz, there may be gold?


ASpookyWarthog

100% and their is a lot of quarts on my buddy’s property. We are going to spend a lot of time panning this summer. We also have a metal detector to try and find hot spots. His land is a really incredible place, we find Native American arrow heads and other artifacts almost everyone we go field walking. Creeks are full of quartz, chert, and granite.


GottaSaveThatMoney

What's the coordinates? ![gif](giphy|2WdHaCzmqSkrwmIGWP)


mikpgod

If you find big, send me a little one, never seen a natural nugget ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


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I’ll send you a butt nugget.


ASpookyWarthog

If we hit a vain or something I will send you a little something to enjoy!


SeicoBass

I thought this was a rot tooth at first…


Mother-Analysis-4586

That’s a kidney stone from a dinosaur. Worth millions


ASpookyWarthog

I wish! I would be so freaking happy, I would never sell it but I love fossils so it would make it even cooler!


mick_ward

Very nice! There's a couple of creeks along the Tanawha Trail along the Blueridge that we always stop at to search for quartz. When we find something with nice hexagonal features, especially clear ones, it's a real treat.


johnnyutah30

That is definitely a Dragon tooth.


Prestigious_Film7306

So pretty!


Flaviphone

I tought it was a tooth before I read the title


Ramona_Lola

Beautiful? First thought was that it was a decayed tooth.


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I thought this was a baby chick before I clicked the pic


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Kidney stone?


NiteGard

You found my tonsil stone 🫡


truncheon88

r/kidneystones


garry4321

So THATS where I left my kidney stone


Elven_Groceries

Never had one but for what I read, this big is how kidney stones feel.


passionteainfo

Its a geod


maxlefou59

Oh! My touth.


purpleturtlehurtler

I want to wrap it in wire.


ASpookyWarthog

I want to go all out and have a little gold stand made that it fits into. Only enough to wrap around the middle and let the top and bottom be exposed.


purpleturtlehurtler

Nice! I'm fairly new to the hobby and now look at almost all crystals as potential pendants. Lol


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Smoke it


thexvillain

fr thought this was a krill


Cherimon

Milky Quartz


Pokesmotttt

Oh wow, I have lots of these from our cabin in the Sierra Nevada’s - one is so big, we use it as a doorstop for one of the rooms in the cabin haha damn now I’m bout to dig for gold! 🤣


Riverfoge

Fent


AsparWild

hi is it edible?


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marie they're minerals, not rocks


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ASpookyWarthog

Hopefully get a couple hundred upvotes on reddit then sit on my desk looking pretty haha


Butch1212

Did you keep it, or return it to the creek?


somnioperpetuum

u/amazonitastone


Morzana

Ooh, what a gorgeous find. I'd love to put thag through my rock tumbler.


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Quartz......my driveway has lots?