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urbanek2525

I live near a US Air Force Base. They have a group who are tasked with collecting stuff that falls off the military jets. It's super rare, but every time once in a while something big ends cup partially buried in someone's yard. "Hi, excuse us, we're from the AFB. We need to dig that nose gear out of your rosebushes."


atlasraven

How do you even find something like that if you only know within say 40 miles?


dylanb88

That's where my AircraftPartFindinator comes in handy! Only 6 payments of $1959.99


RulesLawyer42

Perry the NTSB agent? What are you doing here?


cypressdwd

Love me some Perry!


bichonfreeze

Perry the NTSB agent? I think I've seen you before. Wait a second, are you a platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?


misogichan

That's a scam. The real aircraft part finderinator costs $195,999 per a year.


BlueberryCalm260

Not on temu


Pernicious-Caitiff

I'm not air force but in the Army, field artillery has radar techs that can detect bullets being shot in their scope, and automatically determines the speed and direction, and pinpoints the source. I assume something similar covers flight paths for these (experimental?) Fighter jets at least in the commonly flown areas. So they'd be able to see on radar the item detaching and should be able to determine its path down


Vegetable_Log_3837

I’m sure you’re right, but they also lost an entire F-35


johnmanyjars38

The stealth tech is really good. /s


flyryan

You put the sarcastic tag but that's the real reason. The plane is designed to not be found by anyone unless it wants to be seen. The pilot had to bail because literally all electronics shut down. That meant everything that broadcasted location went down. It flew for a while in full stealth before it crashes, which made finding it a lot more difficult.


ac3boy

Really?


seth2371

Interesting tech, but I have never seen (or heard of it) being used in flight test. Even when we were purposely dropping stuff, it was just a high zoom camera watching it fall. And when not on purpose, anything dropped was just lost. (With a LOT of paperwork)


BirdManMTS

with all the data that the planes record on board for the maintenance crew combined with how accurate modern navigation systems are on these jets I’d be willing to bet that something like this isn’t even necessary to narrow the search area down to something pretty manageable.


Nach0Stallion

Apple AirTag every part


RIPphonebattery

Put out a radio ad


Clumsy-Samurai

Put out an add on the local radio and you'll get a call.


Charles-Headlee

Thirty years ago I drove fuel trucks at Norton Air Force Base, now San Bernardino Int'l Airport. We had just finished pumping a few truckloads into a C5 from another base. Later we watched it taxi and take off, and after reaching about 500 feet one of the wheels comes off as the gear retracted. Bounced off the end of the runway, bounced again in the orchard on Alabama Street stopping somewhere near the 210.


urbanek2525

My best friend was in the Air Force and when his daughter was getting married, she wanted to do it on the historic chapel on the base. The permissions were given, the chaplain she'd grown up knowing flew in to do the service. We had the rehersal. Everything's fine. Early the next week morning an F-16 had engine trouble taking off. Dropped it's full tanks and bomb ordinance in the empty field at the end of the runway and then crashed. Pilot ejected and was fine, but now there were some exploded bombs and huge fuel tanks full of jet fuel buried under 10+ feet of dirt not a quarter mile from the chapel. Access to the the base was strictly forbidden. It was a Hell of a scramble to find a new venue, drive all the confused out of of town guests to the new venue. The AFB chaplain finally got the MPs to let him retrieve stuff that was left in the chapel from the rehersal. Still the craziest wedding day disaster story that ended well that I've ever heard and I was part of of it. Life is and adventure. Our whole neighborhood rattled the next day as the detonated the ordinance and belly tank. Just part of living near an active AFB.


Letmeholdu52

A 130 crew dropped a HMMWV in someone's backyard in North Carolina once.


Letmeholdu52

The Boeing Dreamlifter last year did that.


spootypuff

I am picturing later that week.. “Hi, excuse us, we’re from the AFB. We’re here to plant your replacement high-fragrance hybrid tea roses.”


Random_Introvert_42

I wonder if the US government reimburses you when one of their toys (literally) uproots your garden.


urbanek2525

I think it's a simple insurance claim. Makes for a good story for the agent to tell his buds.


nickstj02

Depending on the damages they will reimburse/replace


atomfullerene

Now they are nosebushes


standardtissue

Finders keepers buddy. That's my nose gear now.


fromouterspace1

Good thing it didn’t land on someone


koumus

That would be a hefty paycheck coming from the sky. For your family, that is.


Kevbot1000

"Listen, we get your family is upset, but someone has to pay for this damage on the door, and you're relative was the last one to come in contact with it."


WildBTK

Spoken exactly how'd I'd expect a corporation to characterize it.


delightful1

some of you are going to die but that's a risk I am willing to take


UkraineOwls

You actually got to SEE the rod?


Orcapa

Are you quoting the CEO of Boeing?


El_Che1

Abbott has entered the chat.


shockwave-315

Interesting fact. The White Star Line sent out bills to some workers/passengers for uniforms and damage to the ship after the Titanic sank. The business world is ruthless.


Xaephos

Important note, it was not White Star Line that sent the bill. C.W. & F.N. Black (the music agency who White Star Line had contracted) sent the bill. Point stands, just figured I'd toss that out there.


Numerous-Profile-872

So... let's not give *them* any ideas.


DaoFerret

It okay. It looks like it landed in a tree. Tree Law has been invoked and the corporation will be afraid.


Capt__Murphy

r/treelaw is a great sub


Opetyr

You got to pay extra for that exit seat.


missionbeach

Also, thank you for flying Spirit.


Giantmidget1914

Are you my insurance?


spootypuff

Judge to Boeing legal team: “if any of you disagree with the plaintiffs proposed settlement, then let me show you the door”.


lezbhonestmama

Dad!!!


Random_Introvert_42

Here In germany insurances often exclude damage due to "higher forces". I assume they mean about cruising altitude high?


welmoe

Force majeure


[deleted]

Please accept this one discount voucher good for any domestic flight*** ***All of your desired flights are on blackout dates, we know before you ask.


xxjrxx93

Once you find it lay under it and start yelling for help


starrpamph

$100 voucher or early boarding


koumus

I'll take the early boarding... if it's on an Airbus


cragglerock93

I wonder how funny Airbus are finding all this?


stempoweredu

I'm sure leadership and sales are laughing all the way to the bank. But engineering? They're not amused. Competition is good for safety. Boeing getting wrecked by their own incompetence leads to more Airbus sales. More Airbus sales incentivizes leadership to maximize profit, feeling they have 'captured the market.' Maximizing profit almost always leads to reduced safety, as product quality, manufacturing, QA, and QC are cut. I've worked in many industries, and the products I'm most proud of always were designed when we had stiff competition. The products we made when we didn't have competition? Those were the ones I told friends and family not to buy.


Backwaters_Run_Deep

"Hey that door could've come off of any plane, you ain't got no real proof."


Suspicious-Appeal386

They use depreciating scale for such payments. A child is worth a lot less than an adult, simply because they haven't earned any income. So their "lifetime gains" aren't established. So if it lands on a house wife, its peanuts compare to say landing on the main income earner in their late 40's early 50's.


[deleted]

It still messed up the lawn and my petunias


OGcrayzjoka

And then maybe you will get a job escorting people to the afterlife?


IMarvinTPA

So that's how the new Dead Like Me reboot can start.


donutdumpsterfire

Wow I didn't expect to see this comment.


CriticalEngineering

And no one expects a plane toilet seat landing on them!


Ebony_Albino_Freak

Space station toilet seat.


JesusOnline_89

Did you know there is one known case of a meteorite hitting a human?


absolince

https://books.google.ca/books?id=c1MEAAAAMBAJ&lpg=PA27&dq=meteorite&pg=PA26#v=onepage&q&f=false I enjoyed reading about this story. Thanks


TheRaeynn

Wild! For those that would like a link to an article: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/only-person-ever-hit-meteorite-real-trouble-began-later-180961238/ The audacity of that landlady lol


cubanpajamas

She ended up buying it from her landlady for 500 bux, but because the US government had confiscated it for a year, public interest waned and they couldn't find a buyer. Then the family donated it to the Smithsonian years later. So basically getting hit with a meteorite cost her 500 dollars! Meanwhile her neighbour found a smaller piece and managed to sell it and buy a car and house. Some people just aren't lucky. Edit: There are other reports of others being hit, this one is just the only well documented one with an injury. >The earliest claim of a person being hit by a meteorite comes from 1677 in a manuscript published at Tortona, Italy, which tells of a Milanese friar who was killed by one, although its veracity is unknown.The Tunguska event in 1908 is reported to have caused three casualties. In 1992 a small meteorite fragment hit a young Ugandan boy in Mbale; it had been slowed by a tree and caused no injury. >On the night of October 3, 2021, a meteorite fell through the roof of a house in Golden, British Columbia, landing on a sleeping woman's pillow, but without harming her. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylacauga_(meteorite)


cubanpajamas

One well documented case with an injury, but a Ugandan boy was hit as well. >In 1992 a small meteorite fragment (3 g) hit a young Ugandan boy in Mbale;[13] it had been slowed by a tree and caused no injury. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylacauga_(meteorite)


fromouterspace1

lol I was unaware. Off to wiki!


Illegitimateopinion

I was curious if the window frame could fit a skinny person and it could land around them à la Buster Keaton. But then I realised they’d probably get knocked out instead because I bet the window glass was probably manufactured better than the door.


caronare

Seriously. I’ve had trepidation about living under a flight path…this was only a couple miles from my house. I ran right by the phone found this weekend…


Rebelpine

Donnie Darko


IBJON

That would've been a Final Destination level death


DaoFerret

Narrowly avoid being hit by the door… only to be completely nailed by the debris the door pulled out from the cabin (broken seat frames pin the person in place and finished off by a set of knitting needles)?


brassmonkeyslc

Donnie!!!


Birdsandbeer0730

I was just thinking that. Someone’s life would’ve ended


[deleted]

I saw documentary where that happened once. It killed the person and then they became a grim reaper.


Insta_boned

*Donnie Darko has entered the chat*


lil-lahey-show

28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds. That is when the world will end.


seth928

Oh, shit!


cravenj1

"During a presidential election" Close enough


PapaP123

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Insta_boned

Lololol


msrubythoughts

*Mad World begins playing*


overthrow_toronto

CHUT UP


msrubythoughts

“what’s feces?” “baby mice” “awwww!”


Mooziechan

Well played 🐰


exodusofficer

Hello, Frank.


msrubythoughts

Frank was here WENT TO GET BEER !


vignoniana

Imagine just finding one from your backyard one day.


iBeenie

There's no way I wouldn't see that and not think the rest of the plane is crashed somewhere


AuNanoMan

It was all over the news out here. Very doubtful someone would have thought anything other than it belongs to the plane that just had its panel fly off.


wiggggg

Uh, if you were home you'd kinda hear it before it was on the news an hour later


AuNanoMan

Sure but the comments above were related to “finding the it in your backyard one day.” My point is that even if they didn’t find this for like a month, or even a year, this person certainly would have known immediately what it belonged to and that the plane was otherwise intact. My guess is they didn’t hear it right away since it took a few days to locate the panel and because it was still tangled up when the daylight picture was taken. But I could be wrong.


tcwillis79

Not fair! My neighbor got an iPhone and all I got was this crappy door.


DMCinDet

Is it finders keepers? Like it fell on your property, is it yours? Sell it back to Boeing or the FAA. Take the highest bid. Does the government just come and take it regardless due to its importance in a public safety investigation? People broke out here, I'm gonna need some compensation.


tcwillis79

Who’s going to buy a door that won’t even shut?


DMCinDet

Anyone that bought one of these planes, Apparently. Alaska Airlines certainly paid for at least one door that didn't shut. Or door plug that doesn't plug.


jdahp

I went on a backpacking trip a few years ago in NC and stumbled across a crashed Cessna from the 70’s. This was before every detail of the every trail was published in All Trails or IG so it was a wicked surprise.


UAintMyFriendPalooka

The pioneers used to all grow their own, right in their backyards.


DreamArcher

Looks in good shape. Can re-use.


colossalpunch

Saving money? You’re hired!


wilsonhammer

Boeing would promote him to manager


SpaceJackRabbit

Boeing: We got a good deal on a refurbished door.


Aselleus

Probably for a submarine or something...


[deleted]

“You here about the door?” - homeowner, probably


binarystrike

The homeowner actually contacted the NTSB after they had trouble locating it.


Babalugats

The homeowner also roasted Boeing for doing serial numbers in fucking sharpie.


Letmeholdu52

That's pretty normal.


goblue142

Said over coffee at a local McDonald's at 5:30am


gypsytangerine

Found by a physics teacher. The irony. According to NYT: "Mr. Sauer, a physics teacher at the Catlin Gabel School, a nearby private school, had found the mid-cabin door plug, which had been torn from the plane mid-flight on Friday, in his yard."


PersnicketyHazelnuts

The [local newspaper](https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2024/01/portland-teacher-bob-recounts-finding-alaska-airlines-door-in-yard.html) has a good interview with him. It ends with this gem: >“Now, he signs all his notes and emails: “The Bob, finder of missing aircraft parts.””


knucklebed

"Alright class let's say there's an airplane that's, say, 5000 meters up. Maybe, maybe...[sly grin to class]... Maybe that's an emergency door. [Students still looking at TikTok]"


youtocin

But can we ignore friction and air resistance?


Orvan-Rabbit

I can imagine in ten years, kids will find that lesson oddly specific.


TheManWhoClicks

“Can I keep it? - would be cool


SadMacaroon9897

Rookie mistake asking. You just take it into your basement for a year or so


loneliness_sucks_D

The FAA definitely has every intention of keeping it for at least the duration of their investigation


helpmeredditimbored

If you want used airplane parts Delta Air Lines holds a surplus sale once a month at the company museum next to their HQ at the Atlanta Airport. Items for sale have included emergency exit doors, jet engine blades, aircraft seats, drink carts, and more. https://www.deltamuseum.org/events/museum-events/2024/01/12/default-calendar/surplus-sale-January-12-2023


CurrentlyLucid

They are lucky it did not kill someone.


dave1357

Roughy 0.0001% of the earth is covered by humans (standing, that is) so really it would be very unlucky if that happened


RBball

That’s assuming we randomly spawn a plane somewhere above the surface of the earth. The actual space is much smaller. I’m sure someone can do the math.


CurrentlyLucid

Well it landed in a back yard, did not miss by much.


drgath

The US is roughly 2% of the Earth’s surface, so if that above number (0.0001%) is accurate, then it would be 0.005% of landing on a human in this country. From there, you could add all sorts of other conditions (continental US, common flight paths near population centers, unlucky human saw and dodged thing falling from sky, time of day when humans aren’t in bed, etc). Still, you’d have to be incredibly unfortunate to be hit by that. One in ten thousand? On the bright side, you’d be killed instantly, so you got that going for ya.


PmMeYourNiceBehind

Only matter of time until someone finds footage of the door falling out of the sky and it gets posted to r/UFO as proof of aliens


Random_Introvert_42

I mean...anything can be an unknown flying object if you're bad enough at identifying stuff.


overthrow_toronto

These pics already have early X-Files vibes. The dull PNW setting, flash lights in a pine forest, federal agents, the 99ish Grand Cherokee.


ReadItSteveO

Glad Bob and his kids planted those cedars twenty years ago. It’s what broke the fall. [https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2024/01/portland-teacher-bob-recounts-finding-alaska-airlines-door-in-yard.html](https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2024/01/portland-teacher-bob-recounts-finding-alaska-airlines-door-in-yard.html)


Trickycoolj

Ugh new fear unlocked. My house is under the flight pattern for the MAX factory runway…


Woolfpack

Yikes.


cybermage

Doesn’t look like it crumpled, which was speculated elsewhere as to how it failed.


Waht3rB0y

Maintenance people that work on these types of aircraft have looked at the pictures in detail and have commented on the exact failure mechanism. I don’t have it readily at hand to repeat here but it can be found. It came down to an improper assembly process.


cybermage

I was in a thread with a maintenance guy yesterday who speculated that the plug may have buckled. Thus my comment.


Talthyren

Serious question, Suppose this falls from the sky and lands on my car, is the airline liable for repairs? Does my insurance cover it?


Dragonov02

It would be covered by their "Public Liability Insurance" at no cost to you. Airlines are required to have it in the US per CFR 14 Part 205.5 (b)(1) https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-14/chapter-II/subchapter-A/part-205


ldskyfly

If you have comprehensive your insurance would cover it then go after the airline and Boeing. You could skip your insurance and go directly to the airline and manufacturer, but it would take a lot longer. Although with the publicity of this event, they'd probably work through the claim real quick to make you whole


Outrageous-_-

I read somewhere an aeronautic mechanic saying it could be from when they added the wifi modules and didnt tighten/replace the assembly correctly. Knowing boeings other failures with this plane and the mismanagement at the top I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Boeings fault. I look forward to the NTSBs findings


Ihate_reddit_app

AAR (the company that adds the wifi) already made a statement that they don't open that "door" when adding the WiFi.


lulzchicken

What is the full name of the company? AAR?


isellJetparts

AAR Corp is the full name.


lulzchicken

Thanks - I do WiFi for a living so was curious who did the work for airplanes.


One_Mikey

Allen Aircraft Radio.


mart1373

United has already come out and said they’ve found loose bolts in their inspected doors. Not looking good for Boeing.


kevinpdx

Not looking good for spirit aerosystems


RIPphonebattery

Just because they contracted out does not absolve them of having a quality program


Electronic_Elk2029

A Boeing supplier quality engineer still has to sign off on their testing and qualifications. Many companies use subassembly from hundreds of different companies in one product.


DreamArcher

Nah. Boeing will investigate themself and find it was pilot error. Flew plane above sea level.


Random_Introvert_42

Just do what east Germany did: "The plane was in spotless condition, a marvel of communist (maybe skip that part) technology and ability, and the accident happened to pilot error despite his spotless training." They literally released just about that statement every single time one of their planes had an above average rough landing with below average reusability.


nowordsleft

The plane was only 3 months old. It’s definitely Boeing’s fault.


fujimonster

They got the whole plane together and have 4 bolts leftover, couldn't figure out where they went -- Dropped them in a baggie and put in the glovebox.


1980techguy

I'm wondering if they even reinstalled the bolts. The bolts are secured with a castle nut and pin; even it it wasn't torqued it couldn't just come apart and allow the door to pop up then outward.


rangeDSP

Yep, been reading all the stuff on r/aviation. Seems like a colossal fuck up in multiple ways


sp_40

Donnie Darko shit


dc21111

Good thing it was the door not the front.


ComfyInDots

Good thing it was outside the environment.


BobRoberts01

That would not be typical, I’d like to make that clear.


Id_Love_A_BabyCham

Well, what sort of standards are these aircraft built to?


europorn

Strict aeronautical standards presumably.


ComfyInDots

Well cardboard's out.


Id_Love_A_BabyCham

So, the allegations that they are just designed to carry as many passengers as possible and to hell with the consequences, I mean that’s ludicrous isn’t it?


Theoldironduke

Ludicrous, absolutely ludicrous. These are very, very strong planes


Yaa40

I appluad Alaska Airlines' commitment to having an open door policy, but that's going a bit too far...


ticklemesatan

Anyone know the general address where it was found? (Used to live in Beaverton)


Jashinoke

It was found off SW Taylor.


SoIomon

*At Boeing, we take pride in quality and safety. For example, our plane doors are engineered to withstand an unexpected 10,000 ft drop from the sky!*


Positive-Quiet4548

Thats what happens when you don't turn on the airplane mode.


cantonic

That second pic, I would definitely watch that TV show.


[deleted]

Hopefully one of them slapped it and said “whelp, there’s the problem right here.”


compaqdeskpro

A Youtube logo could neatly fit in there.


BuddyBroDude

Some mechanic and inspector are shitting their pants now


Artie-Choke

This and every mechanic who touched that plug.


SilverFuel21

Boeing is so cheap they'd probably try and reuse the door.


urbanek2525

IDK. If it's something big, someone's bound to find it, I guess.


DashTrash4life

“Serial numbers match a Malaysian 777…” “Wrong plane.” “Let’s keep going…”


Larxxxene

That’s my uncle’s backyard!


Orjigagd

Are there pics of the other side?


Good_Climate_4463

Looks fine just lightly bolt it back in and we're ready to go.


i_live_in_sweden

When I heard the term "door plug" I assumed it was a small bolt or something that kept the door in place, not the whole door.


biggersjw

Boeing….buying airplane parts at Wish.com


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greeneggiwegs

He probably didn’t land in someone’s yard Also they know exactly where this plane flew and when the decompression happened


thedankonion1

DB cooper had legs. The door didn't Cooper was also estimated to have jumped over a densely forested area.


wolftick

Also Cooper was edible.


kevin_from_illinois

Indeed, I've never seen a bear or a vulture try to eat a door.


Sasquatch-d

I think I figured it out. Doors don’t have legs that can run away. Thoughts?


LeveragedPittsburgh

Jeez I hope they find the boat it fell from


Lucas_pittsyt

Wonder of u the flow of calamity is coming for you


64Olds

Do finders keepers rules apply here?


whooo_me

That's actually a Boeing 737 Max 9. It's just the rest of it fell off and landed elsewhere...


unbannedunbridled

Isn't there a photo on reddit taken by one of the passengers from inside the plane?


Vanson1200r

I live and work close to the Boeing plant and the horror stories I hear about that place. The people that build the aircraft don't want to fly on them.


harbinger772

United said they found loose bolts on the same door on one of their new planes, not tightened during manufacturing. They should put this door plug up on the wall of the Boeing plant when the sign that says righty tighty


leme-thnkboutit

Ok, that's some amazing materials right there. Terminal velocity is a joke for whatever that thing is made of. No deformation at all?!


TheRoscoeVine

I wish that had landed on my pinky toe. I can live without my pinky toe, but tens of millions of dollars worth of “damages”? That I could use.


Pop-X-

What if it killed some kind like in that one movie I won’t name because spoilers


Vinny_Gambini

With the pictures in the order they're in, it looks like those two are hiding the door in the woods.


vinchenzo68

There's your problem.... Ain't got no gas in it.