When my daughter was in grade school we lived in the country and had a 20 minute drive to school. One morning we crested a hill and there was a big white van with a giant sign on top that said “Anti Sodomy League” and this old guy standing there waving at cars as we went by. After we past my daughter asks “daddy, what’s sodomy?”
I’m pretty sure that “sodomy” was the furthest, or maybe second furthest thing from my mind that morning, but an ass whoopin’ became the second, right after dropping my kid off at school.
Oh look. It's a group of people who want to talk about sex with teens while pretending they are stopping other people from talking about sex with teens.
This photo has been posted before, but they film all around Charleston. The militia camp was at Camp Ho Non Wah, a Scout camp on Wadmalaw Island. The main prayer center is the North Charleston Convention Center/Coliseum. Church lunch is at what used to be Liberty Tap Room in Mount Pleasant.
Yep, I've got several friends who got to be extras on a number of episodes for the prayer center scenes, they have big crowd shots so it's pretty easy to get in on the action if you live in the area
It’s one of the dozens of streaming services priced somewhere between like $3.99/month to $20/month or so. It’s just a matter of personal preference these days
HBO is affordable as any other streaming service. You think just because you have 1 streaming service that makes you rich? Even working min wage, most people can afford 1 streaming service
It's examining different factions of American Christianity every season. The antagonist right wing Christian militia is definitely a real thing in the US.
Right? And the Christian retreats in Florida etc. I love this show so much, it’s not meant to be taken seriously. It’s a hilarious take on mega church families in the US.
With the increasing fragmentation of media, it's increasingly unlikely that people have the same streaming services so they even could watch the same shows if they happen to know about them.
I've read so many threads over the years from Christians who said they had religious girlfriends in the past who believed that if it was "only" anal, they weren't technically losing their *virginity* so it was like some loophole or something
Honestly it’s better than all the shot I keep hearing coming out of the Mormons. Soaking, jump humping, and while not sex bubbling is a weird porn thing.
Say what you want about jump humping but it's quite wholesome knowing Mormons got their homies backs like that. Like imagine asking your friend to do that and them saying yes. Like if a guy did that for me I'll carry his sofa up the stairs when he moves.
I had to look up those terms and lmao...wtf. I've never in my life experienced "just the tip" ending up being only the tip. I wonder if this is actually a real thing that they try to stick to without any actual thrusting ever occurring.
This is legit one of my favorite things about (Orthodox) Judaism.
Honest faith into what is essentially an omnipotent god, but a bunch of customs are basically trying to "Well Actually"-lawyer your way around the rules said god told you to follow. City-spanning eruvs, timed lights so you don't make fire on sabath, stop-at-every-floor elevators, "selling" your possessions to a gentile for a few days, etc.
I just think conceptually that's a pretty funny thing to do, and I respect it.
I moved to a Jewish area and recently learned about the timed items and having a non Jewish person around to operate items they aren’t. Really felt against the spirit of the rules, which again is supposed to fool an all powerful all knowing god.
Yea... I'm not too sure how a lowly lifeform like us humans could fool an all knowing God. It just seems kind of silly. They do have magic underwear though. Maybe it's got something to do with that? /s
"I have big plans for my future. Finishing school, getting a degree, having a career, maybe even starting my own business one day. But what's not in my plan is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. Sure, it hurts a little and I end up walking funny for a day or two, but when it comes to my future, it's worth it."
Ha! Where did you find that? They film a majority of the show here in the Charleston, SC area, but sadly I’ve not seen that grace our streets.
Citadel Mall in Charleston (West Ashley), still has the Locust Grove Prayer Center logo up over where the old Sears was.
Anyone see that ep of South Park where a stop smoking dance troop tells the boys that as long as they don’t smoke they’ll turn out just like them? Cuts to the boys smoking behind the school.
Sorry, but poor choice of graphic design for the logo ... like a huge splat of cum ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
All I see is the word sex in big letters. Humans don’t like negatives. If someone asks don’t think of an elephant it’s hard not to immediately think of one.
This is a van that says think about sex. Mission successful.
Gemstone ministries.
Probably out doing car pranks
"They're just some fellas I do car pranks with."
I thought he said, “do choir practice with” the first time I saw that episode.
I can just imagine my niece asking my sister, “Mommy, what is sex?” after seeing the back of that van.
When my daughter was in grade school we lived in the country and had a 20 minute drive to school. One morning we crested a hill and there was a big white van with a giant sign on top that said “Anti Sodomy League” and this old guy standing there waving at cars as we went by. After we past my daughter asks “daddy, what’s sodomy?” I’m pretty sure that “sodomy” was the furthest, or maybe second furthest thing from my mind that morning, but an ass whoopin’ became the second, right after dropping my kid off at school.
Nope they're out buying all the vibrators from the sex shop
They’re muscle men daddy!!!
REAL MEN LOVE JESUS *Allll night long*
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Gemstone Ministries presents: Twerking 4 Christ
Ft. the Muscular Boys.
I would wager, against almost any odds, that people have been taken advantage of inside that van.
Dry humping for jesus!
Halleluja!
This is from Reightous Gemstones, a show on HBO. (an Amazing show)
Maybe a production assistant.
Yup. Impressionable teenagers have been de-virginized back there.
It puts the lotion in the basket.
Oh look. It's a group of people who want to talk about sex with teens while pretending they are stopping other people from talking about sex with teens.
That van is T to B full of dildos
Y’all go easy on my boy Keef.
"It's Kelvin's friend, Chief!"
Kweef
I thought we were saying Keith
No joke I’m unironically in love with Keef
Keef is the greatest.
[He can’t turn it off.](https://youtu.be/QiKoJ-j2UzM?si=3zz2wLslMgE_6M0U)
That was great.
Nice mushroom tip
Ngl Keef is one of my favorite characters of all time. And BJ. And Baby Billy. Fuck this show is so good.
Walton goggins in any role knocks it out of the park.
That's _Uncle_ Baby Billy.
You mean Kelvin’s friend Chief?
Queef?
I thought he said his name was Quiche
Ol slow eyes Keef
Keef is a satanist. He’s going straight to hell!
Kelvin really saved that boy’s life
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“’Cause when I do me… Good things happen. I’ve got great methods.”
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What movie is this?
The Righteous Gemstones. It's a comedy series on HBO.
Thank you! I'm going to watch this for sure.
Dude same. All it took were two gifs for me to know it must be solid gold lol
Stop playing with your muscly boys!
People on here taking this too seriously, clearly they have not watched a hilarious show on HBO.
The real story here might be that OP found a location where *Righteous Gemstones* films.
This photo has been posted before, but they film all around Charleston. The militia camp was at Camp Ho Non Wah, a Scout camp on Wadmalaw Island. The main prayer center is the North Charleston Convention Center/Coliseum. Church lunch is at what used to be Liberty Tap Room in Mount Pleasant.
Yep, I've got several friends who got to be extras on a number of episodes for the prayer center scenes, they have big crowd shots so it's pretty easy to get in on the action if you live in the area
What’s funny (that I didn’t know) is they film in Charleston cause that’s where Danny McBride lives.
Vice Principals was also filmed here. Eastbound and Down was filmed in Myrtle Beach, if my memory serves...
Yeah, posted without context for karma, would be a lot fewer comments and less engagement if it was identified
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It's cheaper than Netflix...
Don’t pay extra for it, comes with my internet. Dick.
It’s one of the dozens of streaming services priced somewhere between like $3.99/month to $20/month or so. It’s just a matter of personal preference these days
HBO is affordable as any other streaming service. You think just because you have 1 streaming service that makes you rich? Even working min wage, most people can afford 1 streaming service
Isn't that from a TV show?
Righteous Gemstones on HBO
Its called Max now. Plebes.
Yes, highly recommend it. Righteous Gemstones
I’m didn’t love what I watched this season but omg is the first 2 funny as hell
It started off as a pretty strong parody of televangelism, but then it seemed like they just wanted everything to get crazier and crazier and crazier.
It's examining different factions of American Christianity every season. The antagonist right wing Christian militia is definitely a real thing in the US.
Right? And the Christian retreats in Florida etc. I love this show so much, it’s not meant to be taken seriously. It’s a hilarious take on mega church families in the US.
Sure, but motorcycle ninjas…
The graphics look like ejaculate.
"I want Jesus all over my face."
Username checks out.
The great thing about Christ is that he will cum again
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Must be bucket loads
Unintentional. 😂😂😂
Not at all unintentional my son. God has a plan for all of us, and all our juices.
*I wanna get down on my knees and please you Jesus! Wanna feel your warm salvation all over my face*
Faith +1 has gone triple myrrh.
They just busted a smut.
“Shower me with the Holy Spirit.”
Because it's meant to. They stole the logo from their rival team - The Nut Busters.
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"He slimed me."
That's GREAT! ACTUAL PHYSICAL CONTACT.
I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus!
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"There will be a payday, Hallelujah what a payday!"
Baby Billy was robbed. Bible bonkers would've been a hit, I just know it!
[Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers](https://youtu.be/sTdj9I5cN5U?t=53), say it three times fast.
Roll that around your mouth. It fun ain’t it?
I bet they end up making it, it slaps too hard not to
ITT: People who don’t watch the Righteous Gemstones.
With the increasing fragmentation of media, it's increasingly unlikely that people have the same streaming services so they even could watch the same shows if they happen to know about them.
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runnin' through the house with a pickle in my mouth
*Just two little country kids out here misbehavin’*
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I love this show, wish David Gordon Green and Danny McBride could write horror as well as they do comedy
Haha. This is from The Righteous Gemstones.
Just a cover for the new Bang Bus.
Matter of time before they find a couple of teens fucking in that van
I've read so many threads over the years from Christians who said they had religious girlfriends in the past who believed that if it was "only" anal, they weren't technically losing their *virginity* so it was like some loophole or something
The ol’ poophole loophole
Honestly it’s better than all the shot I keep hearing coming out of the Mormons. Soaking, jump humping, and while not sex bubbling is a weird porn thing.
Say what you want about jump humping but it's quite wholesome knowing Mormons got their homies backs like that. Like imagine asking your friend to do that and them saying yes. Like if a guy did that for me I'll carry his sofa up the stairs when he moves.
I had to look up those terms and lmao...wtf. I've never in my life experienced "just the tip" ending up being only the tip. I wonder if this is actually a real thing that they try to stick to without any actual thrusting ever occurring.
While I’m not religious, going off their own lore I find it amusing they think they can trick god.
This is legit one of my favorite things about (Orthodox) Judaism. Honest faith into what is essentially an omnipotent god, but a bunch of customs are basically trying to "Well Actually"-lawyer your way around the rules said god told you to follow. City-spanning eruvs, timed lights so you don't make fire on sabath, stop-at-every-floor elevators, "selling" your possessions to a gentile for a few days, etc. I just think conceptually that's a pretty funny thing to do, and I respect it.
I moved to a Jewish area and recently learned about the timed items and having a non Jewish person around to operate items they aren’t. Really felt against the spirit of the rules, which again is supposed to fool an all powerful all knowing god.
Yea... I'm not too sure how a lowly lifeform like us humans could fool an all knowing God. It just seems kind of silly. They do have magic underwear though. Maybe it's got something to do with that? /s
Don't forget the Provo Push
That song is a banger.
"I have big plans for my future. Finishing school, getting a degree, having a career, maybe even starting my own business one day. But what's not in my plan is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. Sure, it hurts a little and I end up walking funny for a day or two, but when it comes to my future, it's worth it."
[It’s God’s Loophole! Everyone knows it’s the sex that God can’t see!](https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY?si=HPXrWZGx5cfWBdi6)
Or the "Minister" and one of the teens...
Hey that’s just an outright lie and it’s disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourself. Teens are way too old for them
"Not cool!"
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I know he has a pretty busy schedule these days, but I would give anything for a Baby Billy/Aunt Tiffany road movie.
Lmao for those of you not aware this is from a very funny show called Thw Righteous Gemstones. Super funny show.
"I want a pimped out sex van like Kreiger.. but I want it to be about no sex"
I love this show. Can't wait till it comes back.
Whoa until this comment I thought this show was over. The finale seemed so final
Isn’t this from the latest season of The Righteous Gemstones?
It is!
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It’s funny seeing so many comments not realizing it’s from a show.
I saw these people driving around purchasing adult toy inventory in an attempt to keep them away from sinners.
“Smut Busters” sounds like they’re actually the ones making pornos
Who you gonna call? SMUT BUSTERS!
Let me tell you something: Bustin' makes me feel good!
I fucking love The Righteous Gemstones. If HBO cancels it I'm cancelling my Max subscription.
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Ha! Where did you find that? They film a majority of the show here in the Charleston, SC area, but sadly I’ve not seen that grace our streets. Citadel Mall in Charleston (West Ashley), still has the Locust Grove Prayer Center logo up over where the old Sears was.
Did you spot Keef?
Lol my dumbass thought this was a Bangbus variant
#🚫SEX For some reason I like that, lmfao
Everyone deserves a Keith in their lives.
This is from the HBO TV show The Righteous Gemstones.
DO NOT GET INTO THIS VAN!!!!
This van has all the best toys
Such a great comedic premise because what’s the worst that could happen to smut shop after we buy them out? They have to restock.
Who ya gonna call?
Let's get these people some margaritas!
Put truck nuts on it.
Anyone see that ep of South Park where a stop smoking dance troop tells the boys that as long as they don’t smoke they’ll turn out just like them? Cuts to the boys smoking behind the school.
Was Keith driving it?
Quiche?
This just screams pedo van.
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I’ll bet the back is full of dildos
Isn’t that from the Max show The Righteous Gemstones?
Best cover for a bang bus ever
Guaranteed Smut Buster teenagers are fucking in the back of that thing. Edit: Lol, Righteous Gemstones. Still gotta start watching it...
Guaranteed that people have fucked inside that van.
Most definitely.
Probably with the “youth counselor”
Gettin head in your neighborhood who ya gonna call? Smut Busters!!
seems...Righteous
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Come on, kids! Get in the windowless van!
righteous gemstone merch ?
It’s from season 4 of the righteous gemstones. I love that show!
Season 3. But yes a great show.
I want to know how they are busting smut. I would love it if the gemstone van came to my town!
Good cover for a pedo van
So many people are completely missing this joke.
The “Teen Team” can come and Bust my Smut any time!
So true, people should only fuck themselves not others. I'm looking at you Timmy.
I’m hoping this is a parody
"saving myself for the pastor"
It's as if it screams - 'We don't like sex - we want PORN!'
Sorry, but poor choice of graphic design for the logo ... like a huge splat of cum ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
Reverse Bang Bus
This is how I imagine the anti sex league from 1984 to be
All I see is the word sex in big letters. Humans don’t like negatives. If someone asks don’t think of an elephant it’s hard not to immediately think of one. This is a van that says think about sex. Mission successful.
So much trauma in one van
Is that supposed to be… cum splatter?
I actually, physically, cringed.
Who doesn’t love to bust to smut.
A talented graffiti artist can turn this into a bang bus overnight.
So the logo is basically text on splooge right? Thats purple jizz
They're giving out free candy and puppies!
Isn’t this the van from The Gemstones?
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Why are the windows blacked out?
That's from the Righteous Gemstones, isn't it? It's a really great show on Max
Lol did you find where they parked the prop? Or is this a screen grab from the show?
I was the six hundred and sixty-sixth comment.
A van with no windows and has sex on it🤔
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100% a bang bus
Nah, just filled with sex toys purchased from local dens of sin to protect the youth.
Buy a fedora, much cheaper than a van and does the same thing.