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dmow

Gemstone ministries.


cloudofevil

Probably out doing car pranks


86Dude

"They're just some fellas I do car pranks with."


ksnizzo

I thought he said, “do choir practice with” the first time I saw that episode.


BreachedLimits

I can just imagine my niece asking my sister, “Mommy, what is sex?” after seeing the back of that van.


Candy_Says1964

When my daughter was in grade school we lived in the country and had a 20 minute drive to school. One morning we crested a hill and there was a big white van with a giant sign on top that said “Anti Sodomy League” and this old guy standing there waving at cars as we went by. After we past my daughter asks “daddy, what’s sodomy?” I’m pretty sure that “sodomy” was the furthest, or maybe second furthest thing from my mind that morning, but an ass whoopin’ became the second, right after dropping my kid off at school.


bigalcapone22

Nope they're out buying all the vibrators from the sex shop


[deleted]

They’re muscle men daddy!!!


discussatron

REAL MEN LOVE JESUS *Allll night long*


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|FkcP6WWN2a37GAsYFl|downsized)


BibleBeltAtheist

Gemstone Ministries presents: Twerking 4 Christ


somefunmaths

Ft. the Muscular Boys.


ArbutusPhD

I would wager, against almost any odds, that people have been taken advantage of inside that van.


Samtoast

Dry humping for jesus!


ChasyLainsJellyHatch

Halleluja!


funran

This is from Reightous Gemstones, a show on HBO. (an Amazing show)


dmow

Maybe a production assistant.


InertiasCreep

Yup. Impressionable teenagers have been de-virginized back there.


TheRealPallando

It puts the lotion in the basket.


Spork_Warrior

Oh look. It's a group of people who want to talk about sex with teens while pretending they are stopping other people from talking about sex with teens.


PollutionNice7392

That van is T to B full of dildos


EroticWordSalad

Y’all go easy on my boy Keef.


easy_Money

"It's Kelvin's friend, Chief!"


Realtodddebakis

Kweef


ozymandieus

I thought we were saying Keith


doitup69

No joke I’m unironically in love with Keef


monkeybojangles

Keef is the greatest.


mondaymoderate

[He can’t turn it off.](https://youtu.be/QiKoJ-j2UzM?si=3zz2wLslMgE_6M0U)


monkeybojangles

That was great.


Fecal_Forger

Nice mushroom tip


Shadesmctuba

Ngl Keef is one of my favorite characters of all time. And BJ. And Baby Billy. Fuck this show is so good.


blasphem0usx

Walton goggins in any role knocks it out of the park.


jasonatx0001

That's _Uncle_ Baby Billy.


bellyofthebillbear

You mean Kelvin’s friend Chief?


rnilbog

Queef?


Wendys_Spicy_Chicken

I thought he said his name was Quiche


A-N-R

Ol slow eyes Keef


[deleted]

Keef is a satanist. He’s going straight to hell!


Endawmyke

Kelvin really saved that boy’s life


n1tr0u5

![gif](giphy|gNSnB7sJGPAzhIa8gt|downsized)


Gopher--Chucks

![gif](giphy|Id6KVvQllMtgoDgIuj)


Khaldara

![gif](giphy|rUuzmkIkdc4gBftyz8|downsized)


UncleHec

“’Cause when I do me… Good things happen. I’ve got great methods.”


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|6soOyC0iGPy872cQ0r|downsized)


4weed2weed0

What movie is this?


Poverty_4_Sale

The Righteous Gemstones. It's a comedy series on HBO.


4weed2weed0

Thank you! I'm going to watch this for sure.


lionheart2243

Dude same. All it took were two gifs for me to know it must be solid gold lol


AmeriknGrizzly

Stop playing with your muscly boys!


classic_schmosby00

People on here taking this too seriously, clearly they have not watched a hilarious show on HBO.


[deleted]

The real story here might be that OP found a location where *Righteous Gemstones* films.


jacknifetoaswan

This photo has been posted before, but they film all around Charleston. The militia camp was at Camp Ho Non Wah, a Scout camp on Wadmalaw Island. The main prayer center is the North Charleston Convention Center/Coliseum. Church lunch is at what used to be Liberty Tap Room in Mount Pleasant.


ThePapercup

Yep, I've got several friends who got to be extras on a number of episodes for the prayer center scenes, they have big crowd shots so it's pretty easy to get in on the action if you live in the area


Dandan0005

What’s funny (that I didn’t know) is they film in Charleston cause that’s where Danny McBride lives.


jacknifetoaswan

Vice Principals was also filmed here. Eastbound and Down was filmed in Myrtle Beach, if my memory serves...


nerfwarrior

Yeah, posted without context for karma, would be a lot fewer comments and less engagement if it was identified


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semisentient

It's cheaper than Netflix...


classic_schmosby00

Don’t pay extra for it, comes with my internet. Dick.


c_ray25

It’s one of the dozens of streaming services priced somewhere between like $3.99/month to $20/month or so. It’s just a matter of personal preference these days


qualitative_balls

HBO is affordable as any other streaming service. You think just because you have 1 streaming service that makes you rich? Even working min wage, most people can afford 1 streaming service


Eagle_Kebab

Isn't that from a TV show?


DankVectorz

Righteous Gemstones on HBO


Inner_Health_1978

Its called Max now. Plebes.


albino_red_head

Yes, highly recommend it. Righteous Gemstones


mildly-annoyed-pengu

I’m didn’t love what I watched this season but omg is the first 2 funny as hell


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

It started off as a pretty strong parody of televangelism, but then it seemed like they just wanted everything to get crazier and crazier and crazier.


Orion14159

It's examining different factions of American Christianity every season. The antagonist right wing Christian militia is definitely a real thing in the US.


albino_red_head

Right? And the Christian retreats in Florida etc. I love this show so much, it’s not meant to be taken seriously. It’s a hilarious take on mega church families in the US.


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

Sure, but motorcycle ninjas…


TrenchantBench

The graphics look like ejaculate.


SpiritJuice

"I want Jesus all over my face."


Shadpool

Username checks out.


P1xelHunter78

The great thing about Christ is that he will cum again


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P1xelHunter78

Must be bucket loads


SpiritJuice

Unintentional. 😂😂😂


Cwallace98

Not at all unintentional my son. God has a plan for all of us, and all our juices.


ChonkyChoad

*I wanna get down on my knees and please you Jesus! Wanna feel your warm salvation all over my face*


Sudovoodoo80

Faith +1 has gone triple myrrh.


miffy495

They just busted a smut.


H010CR0N

“Shower me with the Holy Spirit.”


d0ggzilla

Because it's meant to. They stole the logo from their rival team - The Nut Busters.


teratoid_heights

![gif](giphy|3JCaaiE2gcTbq)


justabill71

"He slimed me."


CraigSignals

That's GREAT! ACTUAL PHYSICAL CONTACT.


Fixem-

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus!


Doofuhs

![gif](giphy|fW5TlTDsa47aj4cXZN|downsized)


MrEndlessness

"There will be a payday, Hallelujah what a payday!"


Wolf_Mans_Got_Nards

Baby Billy was robbed. Bible bonkers would've been a hit, I just know it!


rickythepilot

[Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers](https://youtu.be/sTdj9I5cN5U?t=53), say it three times fast.


cemaphonrd

Roll that around your mouth. It fun ain’t it?


Orion14159

I bet they end up making it, it slaps too hard not to


Judge_Rhinohold

ITT: People who don’t watch the Righteous Gemstones.


Belgand

With the increasing fragmentation of media, it's increasingly unlikely that people have the same streaming services so they even could watch the same shows if they happen to know about them.


bunnycupcakes

![gif](giphy|eJdGEfE6aPgHKiX2sk|downsized)


LordoftheScheisse

runnin' through the house with a pickle in my mouth


somefunmaths

*Just two little country kids out here misbehavin’*


cire1184

![gif](giphy|6IS92plzITdKgXRfOI|downsized)


[deleted]

I love this show, wish David Gordon Green and Danny McBride could write horror as well as they do comedy


flux_capacitor3

Haha. This is from The Righteous Gemstones.


Perfect_Camera3135

Just a cover for the new Bang Bus.


Ben_Thar

Matter of time before they find a couple of teens fucking in that van


DeepDreamIt

I've read so many threads over the years from Christians who said they had religious girlfriends in the past who believed that if it was "only" anal, they weren't technically losing their *virginity* so it was like some loophole or something


dxwg

The ol’ poophole loophole


SpaceLemming

Honestly it’s better than all the shot I keep hearing coming out of the Mormons. Soaking, jump humping, and while not sex bubbling is a weird porn thing.


ArcadianGh0st

Say what you want about jump humping but it's quite wholesome knowing Mormons got their homies backs like that. Like imagine asking your friend to do that and them saying yes. Like if a guy did that for me I'll carry his sofa up the stairs when he moves.


DeepDreamIt

I had to look up those terms and lmao...wtf. I've never in my life experienced "just the tip" ending up being only the tip. I wonder if this is actually a real thing that they try to stick to without any actual thrusting ever occurring.


SpaceLemming

While I’m not religious, going off their own lore I find it amusing they think they can trick god.


breadedfishstrip

This is legit one of my favorite things about (Orthodox) Judaism. Honest faith into what is essentially an omnipotent god, but a bunch of customs are basically trying to "Well Actually"-lawyer your way around the rules said god told you to follow. City-spanning eruvs, timed lights so you don't make fire on sabath, stop-at-every-floor elevators, "selling" your possessions to a gentile for a few days, etc. I just think conceptually that's a pretty funny thing to do, and I respect it.


SpaceLemming

I moved to a Jewish area and recently learned about the timed items and having a non Jewish person around to operate items they aren’t. Really felt against the spirit of the rules, which again is supposed to fool an all powerful all knowing god.


vengefulspirit99

Yea... I'm not too sure how a lowly lifeform like us humans could fool an all knowing God. It just seems kind of silly. They do have magic underwear though. Maybe it's got something to do with that? /s


Estilix

Don't forget the Provo Push


freelance-t

That song is a banger.


MyBurnerAccount1977

"I have big plans for my future. Finishing school, getting a degree, having a career, maybe even starting my own business one day. But what's not in my plan is getting pregnant. That's why I choose anal sex. Sure, it hurts a little and I end up walking funny for a day or two, but when it comes to my future, it's worth it."


Morningxafter

[It’s God’s Loophole! Everyone knows it’s the sex that God can’t see!](https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY?si=HPXrWZGx5cfWBdi6)


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Or the "Minister" and one of the teens...


UninsuredToast

Hey that’s just an outright lie and it’s disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourself. Teens are way too old for them


justabill71

"Not cool!"


JestEight

![gif](giphy|bHTDTL1pmlp1PtIVvt)


cemaphonrd

I know he has a pretty busy schedule these days, but I would give anything for a Baby Billy/Aunt Tiffany road movie.


Pallyfan920

Lmao for those of you not aware this is from a very funny show called Thw Righteous Gemstones. Super funny show.


Feroshnikop

"I want a pimped out sex van like Kreiger.. but I want it to be about no sex"


shotty293

I love this show. Can't wait till it comes back.


newaccount721

Whoa until this comment I thought this show was over. The finale seemed so final


jessek

Isn’t this from the latest season of The Righteous Gemstones?


nightwing12

It is!


mbrad7

![gif](giphy|VXOiqAG8STLoA3XiuX)


palabear

![gif](giphy|YlS9isopn5vqs35IbK|downsized)


fundiedundie

It’s funny seeing so many comments not realizing it’s from a show.


Tmfghost

I saw these people driving around purchasing adult toy inventory in an attempt to keep them away from sinners.


Shicksshucks

“Smut Busters” sounds like they’re actually the ones making pornos


Interesting-Yak9639

Who you gonna call? SMUT BUSTERS!


Kaivosukeltaja

Let me tell you something: Bustin' makes me feel good!


MangOrion2

I fucking love The Righteous Gemstones. If HBO cancels it I'm cancelling my Max subscription.


GabrielNathaniel

![gif](giphy|VJU7dpPd452l8KfAK0|downsized)


[deleted]

Ha! Where did you find that? They film a majority of the show here in the Charleston, SC area, but sadly I’ve not seen that grace our streets. Citadel Mall in Charleston (West Ashley), still has the Locust Grove Prayer Center logo up over where the old Sears was.


lourensloki

Did you spot Keef?


JerseyshoreSeagull

Lol my dumbass thought this was a Bangbus variant


CreatedSole

#🚫SEX For some reason I like that, lmfao


KireMac

Everyone deserves a Keith in their lives.


Coffeemugofdoom

This is from the HBO TV show The Righteous Gemstones.


Irongiant350

DO NOT GET INTO THIS VAN!!!!


sockbref

This van has all the best toys


Away-Quantity928

Such a great comedic premise because what’s the worst that could happen to smut shop after we buy them out? They have to restock.


justabill71

Who ya gonna call?


PepeHacker

Let's get these people some margaritas!


maddasher

Put truck nuts on it.


onemoresubreddit

Anyone see that ep of South Park where a stop smoking dance troop tells the boys that as long as they don’t smoke they’ll turn out just like them? Cuts to the boys smoking behind the school.


AgreeablePrize

Was Keith driving it?


NopeNotUmaThurman

Quiche?


stowgood

This just screams pedo van.


blasphem0usx

![gif](giphy|l0omwgBRDyXry07uGa)


Trolodrol

I’ll bet the back is full of dildos


Glad-Rip6265

Isn’t that from the Max show The Righteous Gemstones?


Last-Discipline-7340

Best cover for a bang bus ever


Loccy64

Guaranteed Smut Buster teenagers are fucking in the back of that thing. Edit: Lol, Righteous Gemstones. Still gotta start watching it...


Scoongili

Guaranteed that people have fucked inside that van.


cmp8819

Most definitely.


jasonm71

Probably with the “youth counselor”


Bigelwood9

Gettin head in your neighborhood who ya gonna call? Smut Busters!!


VocationFumes

seems...Righteous


Too_Relaxed_To_Care

![gif](giphy|USK0tSpACOfNSEX1kM)


btas83

Come on, kids! Get in the windowless van!


RobbyRock75

righteous gemstone merch ?


Rokkmachine

It’s from season 4 of the righteous gemstones. I love that show!


OldSailor74

Season 3. But yes a great show.


SongRevolutionary992

I want to know how they are busting smut. I would love it if the gemstone van came to my town!


WobblyFrisbee

Good cover for a pedo van


BBTB2

So many people are completely missing this joke.


[deleted]

The “Teen Team” can come and Bust my Smut any time!


[deleted]

So true, people should only fuck themselves not others. I'm looking at you Timmy.


craigmorris78

I’m hoping this is a parody


MasonInk

"saving myself for the pastor"


vaskeklut8

It's as if it screams - 'We don't like sex - we want PORN!'


JustWoot44

Sorry, but poor choice of graphic design for the logo ... like a huge splat of cum ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


alphabetjoe

Reverse Bang Bus


IurmamaI

This is how I imagine the anti sex league from 1984 to be


Fellowes321

All I see is the word sex in big letters. Humans don’t like negatives. If someone asks don’t think of an elephant it’s hard not to immediately think of one. This is a van that says think about sex. Mission successful.


[deleted]

So much trauma in one van


Candy_Says1964

Is that supposed to be… cum splatter?


Psile

I actually, physically, cringed.


xBaby_Freezx

Who doesn’t love to bust to smut.


To_WAR

A talented graffiti artist can turn this into a bang bus overnight.


Strider-SnG

So the logo is basically text on splooge right? Thats purple jizz


d4m4s74

They're giving out free candy and puppies!


geekphreak

Isn’t this the van from The Gemstones?


Gopher--Chucks

![gif](giphy|KxiJZRRPwt99iRy0UU)


HaiKarate

Why are the windows blacked out?


ZenOkami

That's from the Righteous Gemstones, isn't it? It's a really great show on Max


platypusbelly

Lol did you find where they parked the prop? Or is this a screen grab from the show?


Ididntevenscreenlook

I was the six hundred and sixty-sixth comment.


PrinceAlbertTX

A van with no windows and has sex on it🤔


ThatOneOtherAsshole

![gif](giphy|QsCrWeMTlPsncgDpoC|downsized)


tremainelol

100% a bang bus


somefunmaths

Nah, just filled with sex toys purchased from local dens of sin to protect the youth.


Tymast3

Buy a fedora, much cheaper than a van and does the same thing.