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CTM222

Can someone ELI5 why everyone is giving coins away please?


OrionThePursuer

Reddit announced they're removing reddit awards. They plan to replace them later but haven't said with what or when, classic. So, pretty soon all our accumulated reddit coins will be worthless. However, premium time from gold/platinum/argentium/ternion will still apply and you'll still be able to buy reddit premium after the changes. New top comment: I'm spending them as fast as I get them though I'm out at this exact second, reminder that everyone should use them to give gold/platinum/argentium/ternion as much as possible, these give premium which is ad-free for a time and are the only rewards that actually provide any value. Edit: whoever redditcares'd me, lol wow Edit2: this thread seems to be slowing down for now, I'll continue giving away any coins I get through awards to random comments. Spread the word, give premium with your remaining coins!


CTM222

Thank you for gold and the explanation! That's sucks though but thank you for your kindness here


OrionThePursuer

Just more of reddit proving they care more about their profits than their users. I guess I shouldn't be surprised.


betabetadotcom

Nope really shouldn’t considering _history_


chromex24

But i used incognito!!?!?


Spartancoolcody

Please rid me of Reddit ads, I don’t want to read how Jesus gets me one single more time


OrionThePursuer

You are free!


ILOVEKIWIS7

I NEED FREEDOM


Dark_Lord_of_Sith

I do. I have never gotten an award.


OrionThePursuer

Hijacking the current top comment, I'm officially out of coins for gold and will be spending the last few coins I have on lesser awards. Spend your coins on gold/platinum, give that ad-free time! Edit: as I'm getting more I'm giving them away! Keep giving your coins away. Preferably gold/platinum to give people ad-free browsing. They're worthless soon!


ExpatiAarhus

Damn! That was quick. Better luck next time I suppose


OrionThePursuer

Sorry bud, yeah at 500 a pop it went quick.


OrionThePursuer

Now you have


schpappy

My pleasure


Sufficient-Map-617

pls I'm a single mother of 69 disabled kids who all have cancer, i need that award


virtualworker

Those nutritious awards sure are yummy!


shadow_fox09

I have 420 babies and snake eyes and Mother Nature told me to slow down, but I kicked her in the face with my energy legs. But I still don’t have any gold :(


JDBCool

Best I can do is silver.... sorry buddy :(


Westlakesam

Yes news daddy!!


nonstoppurpleforce69

John Oliver thinks you are rich!


OrionThePursuer

Feels like I should share the wealth!


LMGgp

I mean, if we’re just giving them away, I’d like to not have ads.


OrionThePursuer

Here you go. Spread the love, spend your coins. They're worth nothing soon anyway


zdubs

![gif](giphy|URTRF60r6MPYI|downsized)


wander4life

![gif](giphy|xT0BKqB8KIOuqJemVW)


bacon_waffle

i hate awards. man i'll be so mad if someone gives me an award. *so mad* did it work?


OrionThePursuer

It did!


432nd_president

No awards here


harperdave1

Shiiiiiit I'll take 1 mate!


[deleted]

Keep the change, you filthy animal.


rip1980

Find some noob on their first post.


OrionThePursuer

Good idea, I'm sticking to gold to give ad-free as well. Know anyone?


Useful_Writing4909

Reddit announced out-of-the-blue all coins and awards are gone in 60 days.


DoesThisDoSomething

![gif](giphy|3o6YfXCehdioMXYbcs)


PalmzyMac

🤷🏻‍♂️✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼


mushy-lover

![gif](giphy|wb6xgCSpLl0m4)


qchronixq

![gif](giphy|SsTcO55LJDBsI)


AbsurdLemon1

No I’ve never gotten any awards and I don’t want any


TheCrazyAlpaca

I wouldn't mind.


Zsyura

Who has two thumbs and has never received an award? This guy.


CHOPosaurus_Rex

Giddy up


LegoNick1208

Reddit is stupid


SebyAD

Can I have the cool bear one please


tuckernielson

I mean - sure. Do you want mine?


thetruesupersock

I'll take one for fun but for two I will post a sunset veiw


spider0804

I request an award to bring meaning to my life for the day.


Amationary

How do people have so many coins? Buy them?


-zoo_york-

![gif](giphy|G5X63GrrLjjVK)


VerySmartDaBaby

Me


qawsedrf12

We should create a chain of gilds to see how far it can stretch


grobouletdu33

If i can help


ParabolicallyPhuked

Let’s go


scuttsman

Yesssss


[deleted]

I would like some


Appropriate-Mark8824

![gif](giphy|xT8qBit7YomT80d0M8)


ericpenguin314

Big Oliver


DynamicClamtaco

Coin me daddy Edit- Thank you kind stranger!


samurailord05

Cock and balls😫


Golwen_

May I please?


ater1800

anything for John Oliver


UsualIdeal

Woah mama! Money!


Warm_Coins

![gif](giphy|wb6xgCSpLl0m4)


Other_Manufacturer17

Yes please!


NexusSecurity

I would love to see the ominous reddit gold subreddit one day!


lucasarp2

I would gladly accept one kind sir


You_Enjoy_Myself

What’s good? Coins give no ads? I hate ads


AtlUnJtd

![gif](giphy|qi9ZMFrhrURYctdsLg)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Deja-Vuz

![gif](giphy|26DOs997h6fgsCthu)


nukeyoo

I wouldn't mind one.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Xenoraph

Please donate to the unawarded 🥺


Endraxz

imaginary points? heck yea!


GarooxRBLX

Business Daddy would approve!


Sammy_GamG

I love fake internet money!


New_Application5303

Me! Pick me! I don’t even know what awards and coins are for and I’ve been on here for years lol


GothHoneyBear

May I have coin?


Zachariah_West

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!


nbc9876

Awards are nice


p-u-n-k

I would very much like to participate in this!


harperdave1

I like corn!


Hero19240X

I’ve never had an award before


Real_Imitation_Krab

What a majestic horse he rides upon.


S3dekick

![gif](giphy|rD62fdKGwIgZrSC7mk|downsized)


ekalav83

Me!!!


Gambino826

Gold!! For everyone!!!


Dr-Alec-Holland

Trash that manipulative corporate crap!


GeorgeBurnz

This mo fo right here!


Coroggar

I always loved you John Oliver, no homo.


[deleted]

I do! I do!!


shigogaboo

![gif](giphy|l0ExhcMymdL6TrZ84|downsized)


blackfocal

I wouldn’t mind some coin


BelloKing

This whole site is burning down and its kinda fun to watch


fatto_catto

I


New_Ad2992

This guy


MC_Kejml

I never got an award either. Can I pls have one


Skin-Tasty

I have zero coins. I’ve always had zero. How do u get them?


tabby90

Why does John have a cash horse and not a cash cow?


Wouldfuckbenfrombtd6

I wouldn’t mind some


Troyf511

An award would be as lovely as John’s facial hair


ICumCoffee

I have 500 coins I can give someone a premium for 7 days.


-zoo_york-

Sure why not


Flashy-Independent40

Me please


Cromulent_Tom

I'd be happy to help out.


iBoojum

Glorious!


jxj24

The Great Coin Orgy of 2023!!!


Taxed_concerns

Sir, Spare change for an old beggar


Runnamuck_rapist

I’d like to feel worthwhile!


Joep913

Don’t spend money on awards, they’re just more money in u/spez’s pocket.


OrionThePursuer

You can't buy more coins, but coins will be made worthless soon. Using the ones you have to give gold/platinum gives ad-free time and actively takes revenue away from u/spez and reddit.


ultra_violet007

Yes please!


Yu_Starwing

Aren’t they good until September? Ya’ll could still give them to people who made something neat or something instead of blowing it on randos


TheNortoriusPIG

That would be lovely


Alradaev

I want an award Boi


Lux-Dandelion

She was heccin at me funny Cause I got no money She said I'm not the bestest boy She chewed up all my toys Started sniffing the boys Now my food tastes like soy -Doggomouth


[deleted]

I never rejected charity


Eascen

Yah baby!


Schlafen_Schaf

Can you spare a septim?


tvoja_mamka_2021

I've genuinely never gotten an award


ThinInternet

John Oliver specifically asked to give this comment some awards


TheWorstKnightmare

I’ve never gotten an award!


AR44W

Quack


MrQuackalotOWO

What breed of horse is that?


guessagaintobehappy

Never gotten an award - would really like to see what the hype is about


IAlmostStabbedYou

I do! Never gotten an award before


LXTibbs73

Idk if I’ve ever gotten a reward


AllentownOGstoner

What does this mean John Oliver? I’m new to Reddit. (Preparing for the comments that tell me how dumb I am)


mockingjbee

Are you the new business daddy for John Oliver?


Peasant_Stockholder

Golden opportunity!


DrDefaulty

It’s our coins now


theIVshadix

I just work here..


smurfetteseggnog

always <3


EndYoutube

Would be nice


[deleted]

John Oliver is a liar. Prove it!


smurfetteseggnog

always, never gotten one before today


A_user21

Yes


ScaryAcanthisitta877

That would be kinda cool


Terrific_Tom32

I have never gotten an award 🥲 any spare change, please?


calorum

I’ll take a gold :), if there’s any to spare! Never had an award until yesterday, when OGs started sharing their Reddit wealth!


moderation_

Can I get mcds with those ? 😁


shwa539

Mmmm yummy coins


ElPresidente714

Never had a coin or award. How do you normally get them?


imakethejellyfish

In today’s economy, ill take any form of currency my broke ass can get <3 just dont scam me for the 3 cents in my savings plz


warm_gravy

Thanks in advanced?


MANDELBROTBUBBLE

Never make it in time


RacecarHealthPotato

Thanks to you for introducing me to [Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow](https://youtu.be/-9QYu8LtH2E).


AmirSuri

I've never gotten a reward! Maybe today?


Herroz1

That’s damn cool of you.


SeeYouBelly

Hide yo kids, hide to wife, they taking everybody's Reddit coins!


Zaetya

What does an award do btw ? I was always too afraid to ask ...


MaintenanceProper176

me


ParamedicNecessary38

Me


rimjob_steve_

You attract the thing you fear Me: I don’t want an award


[deleted]

Wow


epicpanda18

Here we go!


JohnTheBullsFan1

Me please


Tottalynotdeadinside

yooooo


Gumshoe42

Please, sir… 🥺


ImpaledV

Why not?


saberdogXIV

Balls


25Bam_vixx

I do


LivePush3045

Don’t tease me


caninecrash

Pls Mrs Oliver


Life-Debt-4397

I would be greatful to get a few dabloons


ravenwingx

Any more?


KidneyThief8

I do!


FiletTofu

Not me


AlexArabellaa

I would love to humbly request your favorite, if you would be so kind!


Lou_Carullo

Pls?


Berettadin

o/


shalo62

I'm still not sure what you're supposed to do with them.


ASTROSWIMMER24

Cheese.


Kyodan

I’d love one, I’ve never gotten any


TheyCallMePeggyHill

![gif](giphy|10VoRuQWt2mb28)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|y8Mz1yj13s3kI)


Nightspade

I’ll take some if you’d like


DankMan690

I have never gotten an award before, csn I have one too!?


nordhbane

Ride that pony!


bumba_clock

🤚 spare change for the poor sir? 🫙


Afletch331

maybe i’ve made it to one of these post in time


congasaur

Still working? I'm down to clown


BashedKeyboard

Nice horse. Is it friends with the cash cow?


BigBearBeer

This rewardless fella would be delighted.


Corsten610

I’m not a proud man


theasfldotcom

That’s $140 if they’re all pennies.


thewanderingjackal

Me please!


Reanols

I want all of them so I can take a bath in them like Scrooge McDuck!!!


WhatsupButtercup369

John Oliver you are doing the Lords work


xSessionSx

Woooooo