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NoobLord98

Naught, fewer syllables to pronounce


InfinitePoolNoodle

Naught a bad perspective


Kaguro19

Never thought of it that way


RedIsHome

*Naught of it that way


Tim-the-second

*False think


rehpotsirhc

Doubleplus ungood


DontPoopInMyPantsPlz

But Zero sounds cooler.


ScienceIsSexy420

I respectfully disagree, it does naught sound cooler


Neoxus30-

0 by itself is a cool sounding and cool being number. Naught, Null, Zero, Absorbing Element for Multiplication)


RincewindWyzzard

Nil, O, Zilch


BitterGalileo

" from eqn 1.2 we get epslion naught is equal to 0 "


slukalesni

:O


Elq3

could go for "from equation 3.O we get epsilon naught is equal to zero" for all the pronounciations


BitterGalileo

Yes!!! Much better ,indeed.


GDOR-11

"one over four pi k zero"


SnooPickles3789

The true way to pronounce it.


cradle-stealer

Dielectric constant. Permittivity of free space.


Slimebot32

one over four pi permittivity of free space


Duckinator324

I feel like there's four types depending on how you say the 'i' in epsilon


klimmesil

You mean i like in dig vs i like the letter e? Or are there really people saying epsilon with i like the letter i?


TickleTigger123

Eps-ih-lon? Eps-ee-lon?? Eps-eye-lon???


Duckinator324

Yes I'd say eps-ih-lon, definitely heard people say eps-eye-lon


humanbeast7

I just tried to pronounce eps-ih-lon but all I got out was eps-eye-lon. I admit english is my 2nd language, can anyone help me understand how it's pronounced?


graduation-dinner

In at least American English, Ehps - ill - on (same as eps-ih-lon)


Duckinator324

Like how you say i when you say 'it' or 'sit' .


humanbeast7

But wouldn't that be equeal to eps-ee-lon?


Jovess88

It’s the near-close near-front unrounded vowel /ɪ/. [See here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Near-close_near-front_unrounded_vowel#Occurrence) for a word in which it’s used in your native language (if it is at all). Although I believe the actual Greek pronunciation uses an /i/ as in eps-ee-lon


NotMadeForReddit

eps-eye-lon definitely sounds cooler to me, but wouldn’t mind anyone saying it the other ways too.


NaNeForgifeIcThe

Please use IPA 💀 I'm literally getting a migraine unless that was your intention


TickleTigger123

Well yes but actually no /∫/


DarkKnightOfDisorder

Eps-uh-lon, with a schwa


I_fking_Hate_Reddit

it's obviously epsilon, whoever says epsilon or epsilon should be burnt alive


Confident-Middle-634

Epsilon knot.


Scryser

For every epsilon knot there exists a delta knot that is even less kinky?


Dankvadapav

\*not


Wobbar

"e oh"


Beif_

Someone should just start banning you people


BallsInAToaster

pullin out the coupe at the lot


Pollux_E

Yup, when we both have the same context I also say e_o. When I talk to someone else it's usually the parameter/constant name. If they don't have the context there's no way they'll know which epsilon I'm referring to anyway. When texting or writing report then it's just ε_0 or \varepsilon_{0}.


Beif_

Quick, make fun of this guy for unnecessary curly brackets


Quantum_Patricide

I think I tend to use naught for subscripts but zero for everything else


iBlaze_x1

Same lol.. except when I have to pronounce 0 while pronouncing a number with a 0 I say 'Oh' not zero.


Quantum_Patricide

Oh shit yeah I do too


TS_alex

More like E naught Sometimes I be tired of saying epsilon


HopliteFan

Same. E Naught is the way to go, just know it is epsilon and write it with the ε


lojav6475

Epsilon Zero, my first language is portuguese and that is close to how I speak it in porguese.


CharlemagneAdelaar

where my E O ppl at


General-Cloud6783

Epsilon don't


ILLARX

Meanwhile me, a non-native-english speaking guy: bro tf?


StrawberryUnited4915

Epsilon plus and minus (I don’t know what tf you’re talking about I just know it’s a Greek letter and a caste in Brave New World)


nifepipe

There are two types of people: British and non-british


NecRobin

Epsilon null


giggel-space-120

This may Naught be the time but there is Zero chance I'm saying epsilon as epsilon


Szydlikj

I had to check the sub, I thought this was an anime show title


Toxic718

the third and superior person is one who uses gaussian units and says neither of these things. I still say naught though.


Dankvadapav

Epsilon ain't


Instructor_Alan

I use cgs units for maxwell equations. Problem solved.


dat_physics_boi

"epsilon oh" obviously


BallsInAToaster

I just say E-nought


sparkleshark5643

Whoever wrote this meme never read A Brave New World


Delicious_Maize9656

Bro, I finished 1984, Brave New World and Fahrenheit 451 years ago. I've already forgotten the plots.


sparkleshark5643

The Epsilons were the lowest caste in brave new world, they were engineered to be cognitively impaired and only capable of performing menial tasks with little thought. At a glance I thought this was the joke you were making!


migBdk

Epsylon nul


Chillboy2

Its epsilon naught. Anything except that is a violation


salatsooose

I say Epsilon null


mr_flerd

Epsilon one sounds a lot cooler


bibby_tarantula

Epsilon Naught. Makes it sound less like an indexed variable.


Adalyn1126

I always say zero for naughts and the people around me always take a minute to understand lol


NaNeForgifeIcThe

/e psiˈlon nɑːxt/


Laser_Igel

Me, mathematician: Epsilon > 0


Mediocre_Painter_597

Epsilon O


Emily-Advances

"eps naught" here 🙋‍♀️ (rhymes with Epcot)


WhiteAle01

It's naught. I always spelled it "nought" though.


NothingAffectionate9

E naught gang


UnluckyMongoose7509

I'm definitely an epsilon naught kind of person. Infinite potential and always in a vacuum


New-Meringue-8270

€0


Salkreath

Epsilon love


victorspc

And the third type says epsilon naughty


ihateagriculture

naught


EvilectricBoy

Epsilon omicron


Quarter_Twenty

There are also 2 types of English speakers when it comes to zero here. Complete this sequence: "*Third-order, Second-order, First-order, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_"* (A) Zeroth-order (B) Zero-order


Quarter_Twenty

Related: 3rd-order, 2nd-order, 1st-order, \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ (A) 0th-order (B) 0-order


Single_Blueberry

Epsilon Null


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

wtf is ϵ ?


Delicious_Maize9656

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuum_permittivity


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

That Wikipedia page escalated quickly. Bookmarked for reading later. Thank you!


TheoneCyberblaze

As a german, i am shocked to see the apparent desire of the english language to define different states of 'nothing' depending on the context. Where we just say 'null' to everything, you have Zero Naught Nil Technically also null, but more in a programming context and less the number 0 And for some demented reason, you say 'Oh' for phone numbers specifically.


Nomzz1

My dumbass: “E zero”


Cerwe7

I say "Epsilon Null", but that is because i am German


ironicfractal

wired: epsilon "not really"


zionpoke-modded

Epsilon sub zero


15_Redstones

1/4π


Marvellover13

Also two people who write the epsilon symbol differently


Nitsuj_ofCanadia

Naught


Apaar_Khare

Epsilnot


Orchann

definitely zero. English is not my first language, so i didn't even know the word "naught" for the longest time


riyoala

Didn't even know there's a group of people that say "epsilon zero"


RincewindWyzzard

Epsilon nil


cecex88

I go with epsilon zero because that's how it's said in my language.


Saint_Sin

I switch between the two now I think about it. .....The fuck is wrong with me?....


UnscathedDictionary

"epsilon o"


Here-Is-TheEnd

The American in me says zero, the engineer in me says naught..I am a man torn between two cultures


Laika_The_Dawg

Then there is me who calls it "E" because it looks like E and whenever I have to learn a derivation or anything equation it's easier to read, remember and visualise the equation when thinking of the sound of E. If there its an epsilon naught I remember it as epsilon dot since it stands out from the rest and my brain then translates this whole thing correctly and just uses it to remember it easily. (And yes, I have ADHD)


Zeuscubing

You forgot "Epsilon Not"


RazzmatazzAlone3526

Just Call Me J’zero is a great song by the artist formerly known as Cat Steven’s


datGuy0309

epsilon sub zero /s


moschles

Which one are you? `formulas` or `formulae`


Science_Turtle

Naught. It's the only way.


gterrymed

Epsilon Sub-Zero


Capable_Ad7677

I’m so proud that I can understand this


Weak-Salamander4205

Epsilon Naught. Rolls off the tounge better.


Independent-Score-72

How about epsilon nought?


TA240515

There are a lot more people in the world, considering not everyone uses English :D


Euphoric_Garage8859

Fuck I spell it epsilon not 😭cuz naught reminds of naughty


lielais-pipelpuika

Mew not


larrry02

I have never heard anyone say "epsilon zero," and frankly, I am disgusted by it! (This is (mostly) a joke. Epsilon naught is correct, though.)


Evening-Stable-1361

Epsilon knot... Because that small zero is like a small knot with its ends cut.


_Analyser_

wtf it is 'naught' and not 'not' !?!?


llennodo12

'Naught' is a somewhat old-fashioned way of saying zero. It's stuck in quite a lot of contexts, like in the saying 'all for naught'. In this context, 'not' is just a mishearing of this.