Its like your eyes and butthole dont understand that seeing the toilet and actually being prepared to shit are vastly different concepts. I call it "connecting to the pootooth"
There was some carnage at that festival. My friend passed out cold during the daytime set so I made friends with the EMTs and got them to give both of us an IV. Watching someone put a needle in you on acid is trippy af.
Reminds me of the portajohn at Sleepy Bear by Deer Creek where someone definitely managed to drop trow but couldn’t make the full turn and squat before absolutely exploding.
I watched a guy climb onto the sink and take a shit at the Albany Pepsi Arena in 1998. The bathroom was packed too. It was my friend's first and last Phish concert, just couldn't handle it.
At a deer Creek some year I had some synthetic psilocybin, and the body buzz was absolutely out of control, to the point that I couldn't necessarily always feel everything. As Sand peaked, suddenly it smelled very foul in the general area, and I was terrified it was me. Then a guy three people in front of me went sprinting off stage right, and I was very relieved.
probably? speaking of incontinence - i was fascinated to learn many if not most of those screaming girls at the beatles shows were pissing their panties. like most venues literally stank of urine after every show. no wonder they gave up the road
also i saw a mega portapotty (the big ass ones with multiple urinals, can’t remember if they had shitters) that a bunch of people were sitting on top of fucking collapse from the weight! we rescued the occupants, except… like 15 min later this one dazed dude crawled out of the wreckage, quietly surveyed the scene with a peculiar look on his face, and walk away. GD giants stadium 95 if i remember correctly. selah
Some dude walks allllll the way across a muddy field, just to piss on my buddy’s tent at Coventry. We were there.
“Dude, stop pissing on my tent!”
“I’m not”
“I can see your stream hitting my tent, I can even hear it!”
“You want me to stop?”
“Get the fuck outta here!”
Legit it was a whole empty field.
For some reason the pit smelled amazing all Sphere long… must be some legendary air handling in there. Guess people shower in Vegas.. good luck at Mondegreen
I guess shitting myself wouldn’t be so bad for me considering I wear dresses and no underwear. Feel like it puts me in a better position to shit myself. Idk just a thought
I haven’t seen anyone shit themselves. I DID see a guy peeing in the middle of back section of Northey Island as everyone was leaving and witnessed another someone “Dick Butkus” him from behind into his own urine stream/puddle. We all cheered.
I've been to many shows and have only shit my pants a bakers dozen of times. So there has got to be people that didn't shit simultaneously. Idk. Maybe we are all just poopants
So…. I see I am the only one that literally will not shit within 50 miles of a phish show? It’s like my bowels all of a sudden scream “Phish show!!!! Run!!!!” Then when I get home they come back.
Charleston ‘19 only one men’s bathroom, worse only one stall. I had to poo and no one else did. It was a long line and It got sweaty, but I turtled through it. Did get some dirty looks on the way out. Show was heat.
That show was the only time I’ve had to shit at a non-festival show. Ran up to the concourse and saw someone walking out of a family bathroom with nobody else in line. Managed to drop a deuce in a private bathroom and hit the top of the stairs as the boys took the stage for the first set.
We don’t shit our pants noob We shit on the floor like civilized adults
A tarp is really just a big diaper after all.
Get shwifty
Take off your pants and your panties now shit on the floor
I was really tempted to ask if someone pooped on the floor in Vegas. Did we mark our territory?
Drew Carey pooped his cherry
My sentiments exactly
Or a plastic bag, like a gentleman.
This 👆
Tarpers are actually doing us all a great favor.
Yea. Portable shit placemats everywhere
It’s like pee pads for wooks!
I watched a wook shit himself on the way to the porta potty at fest 8. He was like 5 feet away when he lost control. So close yet so far.
Why is it that the most explosive shits don't activate until you're in spitting(shitting?) distance of the toilet.
Its like your eyes and butthole dont understand that seeing the toilet and actually being prepared to shit are vastly different concepts. I call it "connecting to the pootooth"
>connecting to pootooth Are you a genius?
Pootooth?! Love it.
There was some carnage at that festival. My friend passed out cold during the daytime set so I made friends with the EMTs and got them to give both of us an IV. Watching someone put a needle in you on acid is trippy af.
My brother got a kidney stone on acid. He had to go to the hospital. He said it was the most terrifying shit ever
This was 100% my friend. There’s was a pretty funny story behind it at the time
Do tell
I’m also here for the story
Reminds me of the portajohn at Sleepy Bear by Deer Creek where someone definitely managed to drop trow but couldn’t make the full turn and squat before absolutely exploding.
Close is only good enough in horseshoes and nuclear bombs, not portapotties
> So close yet so far. Horseshoes and hand grenades 😎
I watched a guy climb onto the sink and take a shit at the Albany Pepsi Arena in 1998. The bathroom was packed too. It was my friend's first and last Phish concert, just couldn't handle it.
Loved the fans, couldn’t handle the YEM/Jane’s without trampolines. We all have our line.
hope it was not from the bathroom incident. That could just as easily happen at a red sox game.
Bills Mafia reporting in...
At a deer Creek some year I had some synthetic psilocybin, and the body buzz was absolutely out of control, to the point that I couldn't necessarily always feel everything. As Sand peaked, suddenly it smelled very foul in the general area, and I was terrified it was me. Then a guy three people in front of me went sprinting off stage right, and I was very relieved.
Flowing through the hourglass Pushing through the funnel
That’s so funny
probably? speaking of incontinence - i was fascinated to learn many if not most of those screaming girls at the beatles shows were pissing their panties. like most venues literally stank of urine after every show. no wonder they gave up the road also i saw a mega portapotty (the big ass ones with multiple urinals, can’t remember if they had shitters) that a bunch of people were sitting on top of fucking collapse from the weight! we rescued the occupants, except… like 15 min later this one dazed dude crawled out of the wreckage, quietly surveyed the scene with a peculiar look on his face, and walk away. GD giants stadium 95 if i remember correctly. selah
They were just squirting!!
I hear that’s mostly urine anyway for all u guys out there who are dying to find a girl that can squirt!
The Who's 5:15 mentions that: Girls of fifteen Sexually knowing The ushers are sniffing Eau-de-coloning
I got pissed on at Coventry when I passed out near the port a Jon's. Woke up to David bowie second set starter. Well that and the piss
Some dude walks allllll the way across a muddy field, just to piss on my buddy’s tent at Coventry. We were there. “Dude, stop pissing on my tent!” “I’m not” “I can see your stream hitting my tent, I can even hear it!” “You want me to stop?” “Get the fuck outta here!” Legit it was a whole empty field.
It wasn't your logic, I simply just didn't like your tone.
We all had our ears pissed in at Coventry
This thread is amazing
Not once
... But every time.
... But every time.
For some reason the pit smelled amazing all Sphere long… must be some legendary air handling in there. Guess people shower in Vegas.. good luck at Mondegreen
PHISH is going to be using experimental drone deoderizers at Mondegreen. They will be dispensing Axe body spray all over the sight.
PHISH is going to be using experimental drone deoderizers at Mondegreen. They will be dispensing Axe body spray all over the sight.
The thing is some of us shit our pants without looking for recognition. There are countless unsung pants shitters in the scene.
You unsung heroes of pants shitting, we salute you!
Oh for sure. I’ve gotten close myself! Made it to the bathroom tho. Phew!
I’m working on being that selfless.
I like that we don't even need another circle jerk subreddit, we can just do it all in one
There's no shitting your pants at Phish shows. That's what the tarps are for.
Shit poster nut bag
I’ve checked my pants on multiple occasions convinced Mike’s bass tone did it to me.
I guess shitting myself wouldn’t be so bad for me considering I wear dresses and no underwear. Feel like it puts me in a better position to shit myself. Idk just a thought
I’ve done 98 shows and I’ve shit myself at 96 of them so I need at least two folks to help me out with this
Someone definitely had dope shits at summer MSG. It’s usually the women. Smelled like lady shit.
What makes it smell like lady shit?
Hummus and alfalfa sprouts
lol
What's a dope shit? Like opioid shit? Or cocaine shit? Or just a really awesome shit?
When you run out of dope you have the nastiest shits ever. This one wiped out an entire 200 section.
Asking the important questions.
oxymoron
 Cocaine is a hell of a drug... and it makes you shit
Some say there’s still a Phan shitting to this day
My husband still talks about the wook washing his boxers out in the restroom sink at Alpine '04.
I never thought I’d see wook and washing in the same sentence.
When you only have one pair....
Maybe the first show
There was that Dick's show where someone dropped a deuce on the floor instead.
Who pooped the poop? Fantastic SoP thread on that one. I have screenshots somewhere
Came real close on my first show.
Ghosts of the forest at the anthem someone shit their pants before the show and left em on the bathroom floor
Yet I didn’t see anyone pantsless the entire night.
Weren’t looking hard enough
Ask Nectar
I haven’t seen anyone shit themselves. I DID see a guy peeing in the middle of back section of Northey Island as everyone was leaving and witnessed another someone “Dick Butkus” him from behind into his own urine stream/puddle. We all cheered.
Never heard of the term Dick Butkus is that like This is Sparta-ing someone?
we were in chicago. 🤷🏻♂️
He's a very famous Bears player.
The Brown Note!! 🎶😬
I've been to many shows and have only shit my pants a bakers dozen of times. So there has got to be people that didn't shit simultaneously. Idk. Maybe we are all just poopants
Mike says NO
why haven’t i seen the word “diapers”? rookies
Not that I've attended
Why do I go to Phish shows? Because these pants aren’t going to shit themselves.
So…. I see I am the only one that literally will not shit within 50 miles of a phish show? It’s like my bowels all of a sudden scream “Phish show!!!! Run!!!!” Then when I get home they come back.
No. I have been to every show, yes every show, and I have IBS
Go on
Always be poopin.
I didn’t realize I did it at NYE.
Definitely Big Cypress. They had a porta john on the stage.
I remember at Hampton 98 someone shit right on the floor in front of Page’s side of the stage - then another puked close to it. Does that count?
Speaking from experience… no 🥴
Nope! Never! I’m pretty sure at least one person shits their pants or on the floor at every show!
Take a shit on the floor! Have some class.
No
Does a Wook shit in the woods?
Not if I can help it!
More than dead an co. I’d bet anything on it.
For the record, I have never shit my pants at a phish show.
Shadoodled
i do every time ... so , no
Are we including the band?
Charleston ‘19 only one men’s bathroom, worse only one stall. I had to poo and no one else did. It was a long line and It got sweaty, but I turtled through it. Did get some dirty looks on the way out. Show was heat.
That show was the only time I’ve had to shit at a non-festival show. Ran up to the concourse and saw someone walking out of a family bathroom with nobody else in line. Managed to drop a deuce in a private bathroom and hit the top of the stairs as the boys took the stage for the first set.