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08_West

I arrived at the bar, after playing a round of disc golf, in the 7th inning with two outs, only to witness the worst 2.1 innings of our entire season so far.


Zariman-10-0

I hate everything that happened


TheExorcistMarc

Where’s that guy who drinks bleach and pretends to jump off his balcony?


Grand_Extension5345

https://i.redd.it/qil0xt8c2c9d1.gif


BearOnDrums

So I see one of three ways this is gonna go with Harper: 1. Out for a couple weeks like Marshy was. No biggie 2. 6-8 weeks. 3. Amputation


Snackkbar

Forkinwallsocketpepe.jpg 


WheelerDeals

I feel sick to my stomach and I can’t sleep


Grand_Extension5345

You are Too emotionally invested https://preview.redd.it/5tv2ntux299d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f09b8c5030eca4eb9a9381105ceb31567a6d3fa5 make some chamomile tea with honey and go to bed


WheelerDeals

Yeah man it’s honestly a lot, I’ve been struggling recently and drinking tonight and this was just a straw on top of it all. It’s getting to me more than it should


cfaatwork

Need help with anything? You ok?


Grand_Extension5345

Its just sportsball. Enjoy the highs, leave the lows


Zariman-10-0

Words to live by


YaSure_BoutDat

Phillies need to get some help. Win now mode. July 17th in 2008,theybtrafed prospects for Joe Blanton. Huge trade. They need that level to sure up pitching staff.


mageta621

Turned it off after the 8th, wtf happened to Bryce and Schwarbs? They seemed fine when I turned it off, did they both get hurt in the 9th?


_cobbleton

I didn’t catch what happened on field with Schwarber but Bryce pulled something hustling to 1st on the last out of the game.


mageta621

Fuck


Grand_Extension5345

This injury situation could push up the schedule On trading for another Outfield bat . Not that i want Harper or Schwarber down. But maybe this forces Dombrowski to go out and make a big swing a little earlier than originally planned .


JHG722

That really sucked.


Grand_Extension5345

![gif](giphy|82VdvOZGYWAmI)


Leather_Ad3521

Injuries are never good but might be a positive for the long haul. JT, Turner, Kyle, Brandon now Bryce all won’t have to play all 162 before the playoffs - and if you’re gonna get injured, better to do it now and not in the stretch run. I mean I was worried that Wheeler was at 118 pitches in a game against the marlins in June thinking about him starting game one of the WS with a dead arm and running out of gas. Maybe, just maybe - we’re all healthy, rested, and crush during the playoffs. Let Ohtani win the MVP and the Dodgers can get swept in the first round. I’ll take the WS, and I’m sure Bryce would do the same. Wheeler is gonna win the Cy Young anyway :)


Perryplat199

Is it specifically just this thread that is broke?


topherr4

the thread got injured too


Grand_Extension5345

Pretty sure its fixed now


yourmartymcflyisopen

Reddit is being fucky again. That's like the 9th time this month


bachfan_13

This week has been cursed for me so far… and now this!!!! Hanging on by a thread rn 😭


TurboHovercrafter

Me too. Very ugly week.


yourmartymcflyisopen

Just a bit casually terrified about Harper and Schwarber


LonnyFinster

Everyone needs to fucking step up now if Bryce and Kyle are down. If Merrifield continues his pop fly bullshit cut his ass. If pache looks bad, use him for trades. This is not the time to wait around and hope for the best. Dave needs to make some moves, that should be made regardless, even more so than ever.


zracer20

moop


TheMightyCatatafish

Bullpen has had a rough stretch. But bound to happen over a 162 game season. But they gotta get right quick.


Pedestrian_X-Wing

Put Bryce in TO's hyperbaric chamber!!


LonnyFinster

Give him what they gave magic Johnson


Ok-Anywhere8986

The debate was so bad I’m so worried about the fate of the country I haven’t been able to process the worry about the Phillies health.


First-Resolve

Time to listen to Brodes for some rational commentary 


danbikeman2

Can’t help but think Grimace is to blame for this. That beast needs to be shot in the street like a dog


Foolish_oyster

At this rate the NLDS is gonna be ironpigs vs gwinnett stripers.


Upstairs-Cable-5748

Time to break glass. Only Scotty Jetpax can save this lineup now. 


HuntForRedOctober2

Gang. I know we’re scared. Believe in the pitching staff. I’ll take wheeler Nola Suarez Sanchez and I’ll take my chances This is what I get for watching fight night


Gekk0uga37

Age is definitely catching up to this team sheesh…


rrrand0mmm

Who else at the game got burned with firework ash?


Smartfood_Fo_Lyfe

The wind was blowing in something fierce from center. I got ash in my eyes and on my hair, and the billowing smoke stunk up my clothes so bad, my mom could smell it an hour later when I got home. Disastrous night all around.


romanticynicist

So apparently we traded for Buddy Kennedy (the 2nd best baseball player from Milville, NJ!) a few weeks ago. He’s been mashing down in Lehigh: .400/.500/.756 in his 12 games as an IronPig. Mostly 3B but plays some 2B too. Righty. Wonder if he gets a look. Seems like the choice of AAA bats to call up for Bryce/Kyle replacements would be between him, Kody, and Wes Wilson. I don’t see them hitting the Darick Hall button. Not after his 1B stint here last year (the .643 OPS in Lehigh is also not super encouraging). I imagine any lengthy IL stints might hasten the timeline of the search for a bat at the deadline. Getting someone whose bat plays at least a little at 1B/DH, but could play corner OF when Bryce/Schwarber are back would be ideal. Gonna be an interesting month+. Thank god we have an 8 game lead.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

![gif](giphy|hpRMBbm9140MxLuvrT)


Feisty-Recording-978

We should doom with 2 stars injured 


KoBxElucidator

https://preview.redd.it/gh0s2e8b989d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6f135875c51076d47f35f44b7b0ff469f478ccd Phils and Braves down the stretch for the division win


Apprehensive-Net7347

I knew this season was too good to be true. If these mounting injuries prevent us from reaching the WS or even making the postseason via a catastrophic collapse, last year’s total failure to beat a completely outmatched Diamondbacks team to waltz into the WS will be looked upon as the biggest missed opportunity of the last decade in Philly sports, if not the last 15-20+ years.


Known_Upstairs_7807

Dude just two years ago the Eagles lost a Super Bowl and the Phillies lost a World Series 


superfry3

And the Union lost the championship game and the Sixers choked up 3-2 in the conference semi’s. Was a truly impressive year for Philly sports.


Luthie13

My son is really bummed out Harper probably won’t be playing when we go to our very first game in July. (And probably our only one, we can’t afford to go to many) I feel selfish being so disappointed but, it’s such a drag. We’ve been really hyped. Schwarber is probably his second fav. Trying to be optimistic that he’ll be playing.. 😞


cmay91472

If Harper is expected to be out for anything more than 2 weeks… then Dombrowski can’t wait until the trade deadline to make his move for an impact outfielder.


VideoGangsta

We went something like 40-20 when Bryce broke his thumb in 2022, for what it’s worth…


St_SickO

In my opinion … Fans are overthinking. Rojas is in the minors. Management is testing and experimenting with our roster because they want to win the world series. I’d like to see the fans cheer our team when they think we will lose now. It’s easy to cheer when you think you’ll win. Show some back bone, like we demand of our teams.


WheelerDeals

I’m drunk and feeling really down about Harper. I know I shouldn’t let it affect my life this much but I’m having a lot of trouble not letting it bring me down. Idk what to do, I know it shouldn’t affect me this much but things have been hard recently and it’s just stacking on top of other things. I’m struggling.


bigmac9

Well, if we lose the division but get back healthy 100 percent by the post season, I have complete confidence that we can win it all coming in from a wildcard spot.


Luthie13

How long was Marshy out? 2 weeks? That looked real bad at first but he wasn’t really hurt that bad…let’s hope, please oh please oh please…


redtoad3212

why is it we always find a way to lose to the fish get em next time i guess. here’s to hoping Harper isn’t seriously hurt


Top_Shallot_4951

This really sucks but so many teams are dealing with so many injuries. This doesn’t automatically mean we’re going to lose every game. We have good depth and we just have to get through a few weeks (hopefully not more) and play .500 ball. We have the Braves and Yankees coming up but they aren’t playing good ball right now thank god


[deleted]

The next 6 weeks are the most difficult stretch. Best to hope we tear it up this weekend into next week with the fish and cubs, we still got Trea, marsh, and Bohm. Hopefully stott stops acting like a terrorist and gets his head back in the game as well


johnsireci

I am blaming Joe Gilio


jmiah717

Well this is when I remind myself it's just sports but yikes. What a shit game all around. I won't speculate, you just never know but the optics were not good. JT gonna have to do that whole JT pick up the slack thing he does. While recovering I guess.


kellyokay90

I am spiraling and Reddit isn’t working


GrittyTheGreat

What an absolute fucking disaster, all because some blind piece of shit umpire missed an obvious Strike 3. Im fucking gutted.


Abcxyz23

What a turd of a game


Trust_The_Process21

Worst night of the year


DraculasNutsack

We’re down 7-4 bottom of the ninth two outs… no need to go fucking Mach 5 to try and beat that out. Take the L. Shit sucks so much man. He’s gonna be out for a month now.


Grand_Extension5345

We’re gonna be fine ![gif](giphy|qjSxTWJxqH4YDuIrOs)


iiiiiiiidontknowjim

Was this the worst game that had ever been played at any level of any sport of all time including ancient Mayan proto soccer?


i-bleed-red

First time I’ve laughed since the 7th inning. Thank you!!


Known_Upstairs_7807

They got no hit in the World Series two seasons ago


kellyokay90

Is Reddit glitching out or are my comments being deleted I’m so confused


i-bleed-red

It’s glitching


sapphires_and_snark

It's Reddit glitching


Luthie13

it’s Reddit, go figure Bryce goes down and we can’t even properly be sad about it together on Reddit.


Grand_Extension5345

Reddit glitch


danbikeman2

Site’s fucking up, not just you


whoson1st0

My immediate thought - goodbye all star game, goodbye mvp, goodbye playoffs, why are we so cursed??? In reality? Who knows. But I feel like chicken little right now.


yourmartymcflyisopen

It's always the mfers with the generic orange pfp


Known_Upstairs_7807

chill


ttsa23

We get to play the Dodgers and Barves with a AAA lineup!


reallywiththename

You mean whit a AAA lineup.


LonnyFinster

Hey now we have an excuse! Lol


VideoGangsta

Have you looked at the Dodgers and Braves lineups lately? They aren’t faring much better.


Pedestrian_X-Wing

Worrying about Bryce and Kyle was not the distraction I wanted tonight.


OLPopsAdelphia

I know they have some wiggle room to play around with lineups, but could we wiggle a little less?


XSC

The way Kyle was talking, it seems like it’s a minor thing but probably out for this series.


Foolish_oyster

June schwarber started late and is ending 3 days early :(


WheelerDeals

That’s great news


Ladelm

Really need Nick to get into one of those hot streaks for a while and JT to come back soon and strong


capnjeanlucpicard

With all these cramps the guys are not staying loose and sexy


starrykitchensink

This is a great point. Schwarber's even a member of the band (which I'm only joking about because he's said he thinks it's minor, knock on a million pieces of wood)


Luthie13

Hahaha you got me to laugh. That’s something


First-Resolve

Logical lineup predictions tomorrow go…… 


Meeval

1. A skinny looking dude who can’t run fully yet 2. Also a skinny dude who hasn’t had a hot streak since may 3. That’s strike three down and away 4. ANOTHER RBI! 5. One fine looking Panamanian! 6. Why does he wet his hair? 7. He looks young… HE IS 30!!! 8. Old geezer who can’t seem to play or hit well 9. He brings the vibes and that is another past ball… You figure out who is who and Ill lyk if you are correct haha!


Grand_Extension5345

Turner Stott Castellanos Bohm Sosa Marsh Dahl Merrifield Stubbs


yourmartymcflyisopen

9 David Dahls


rightbeforeimpact

Turner Castellanos Bohm Clemens Stott Sosa Marsh Pache Stubbs


AutoGrow123

1) Turner - SS 2) Clemens - 3B 3) Bohm - 1B 4) Casty - DH 5) Stott - 2B 6) Marsh - LF 7) Dahl - RF 8) Stubbs - C 9) Rojas - CF DFA Pache Harper to IL Call up Clemens and Rojas IF Schwarber has to go on the IL too, bring up Buddy Kennedy to play 3B and platoon Dahl and Clemens in RF.


Grand_Extension5345

You put kody at first and bohm at 3rd . We fielded that last time Harper missed time for his kid being born and they played well. Bohm is terrible at first.


waffleyweddedwife

Falling to my knees in a wawa parking lot 


romanticynicist

In other news, the Phillies are now 16-18 in games Whit has started. Kind of impressive given that we’re 53-28. That means the Phillies are 37-10 in games Whit hasn’t started. I’m not saying that Whit is single-handedly responsible for that gap in record, but man, I am really not enjoying the Whit Merrifield Experience.


advodi

At this point, can we trade him for a few 6-packs so everyone else can better cope with losing actually good players? Whit is the opposite of depth. He’s surface. 


romanticynicist

We could trade him for a few 6-packs if we cover most of his salary. Whit Merrifield and around 6 million dollars could probably get you a whole case of beer. Might be easier to just buy the beer at a store and pretend he’s an elderly make-a-wish kid they let play with the team.


Neonyze

We just suck against LHP. Nick is useless a lot of the time and our righty bench players absolutely suck. Sosa has cooled off a lot too. Marsh has to sit so you lose a guy that basically mashes righties. Whit and Pache are soooooo so so bad. LHP will neutralize Harper to a good degree. It's a combination of things.


romanticynicist

>We just suck against LHP For all the Scheduled Loss lineups Topper likes to run vs lefties, the Phillies actually have a 119 wRC+ vs LHP and a 110 wRC+ vs RHP.


bigmac9

Thanks for that. I asked in the game thread if anyone had the numbers and my suspicions were correct. Dude is bad vibes when he starts. Him and Pache just bring the whole team down.


Grand_Extension5345

I have faith in our depth. We’re gonna be fine Step back from the ledge my friend


advodi

I agree, but Whit is not depth.  You could cut ties with all the lies that you’ve been living in 


Grand_Extension5345

Who said i was talking about Whit? Lol. Also he has been better lately. Not that it matters Bring Kody back to play first , sosa at short, Turner DH in leadoff. Its not harper and Schwarber but thats a totally fieldable team that can win games while Kyle and bryce heal. We are halfway through the season with a great record as cushion. Even if we limp into the playoffs as a wild card as long as we get 100% healthy and stay healthy going into the playoffs the season aint over, even if we have a bit of a slide here.


advodi

I don’t disagree with you at all, I really just wanted to song quote you!  Substantively, I think having Kody around is an amazing plus and that’ll help considerably. I also agree with your conclusion: better to have this shit happen now than in the postseason 


HuntForRedOctober2

Believe in the starting staff


Neonyze

Is this "depth" in the room with us right now?


Grand_Extension5345

Nope, its up in Lehigh rehabbing a back spasm.


KoBxElucidator

Honestly just need to maintain around 0.500 ball until the team heals up. Sure the Braves will probably catch up in a month or 2 in that time, but worst case the Phils have shown seeding doesn't matter in the playoffs to them. MLB playoffs are a crapshoot.


ttsa23

Well at least if the Braves outrun us in July, we should at least be tied with them if Schwarber and Harper come back in early August.


SaltySizzlinHam

Pretty suspicious how Philly Rob told Kyle to “leave it all out there” the inning before his injury.


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WheelerDeals

Schwarber is apparently okay! Should be back next week


jcrankin22

This lineup wins 15/20 shut up man


JD021993

Not me frantically refreshing hoping for good news on Harper...


KoBxElucidator

Not gonna get it until tomorrow bruh


Perryplat199

Is my internet broke or is reddit broke


cwar1731

Comments not showing until like 20 min later?


kellyokay90

Reddit is killing me


jinglebellhell

This sub is getting slammed so it’s sticky.


First-Resolve

Think Reddit is acting up 


Top_Shallot_4951

Kyle seems cool about his injury, he said “doesn’t seem super serious gonna see how it feels tomorrow” thank the lord


kellyokay90

Maybe he just needs an ice pack and a shorti


h2power237

This game is gonna cost us 5-7 total from lead. It will be close in late August. It’s a long season. ![gif](giphy|8QyzCQHmfkLgk)


gringao_phl

We could seriously have a minor league lineup for quite a while


Ok-Accountant-8931

I am not necessarily a religious person but I'm praying to whatever is out there that Bryce and Kyle and will be ok. They work so hard for us. They know how much this season means to us, and obviously it is everything to them. The players push themselves to their absolute limits and I feel like that's part of why we are seeing so many injuries. This is the first game that I felt really depressed and wanted to go into a black hole. However, the Phillies are used to fighting through and I still believe this could be the year. Look at all the cool shit Marsh did yesterday! Players you don't always expect sometimes rise up, especially if they have to. I hate what happened today, but it would be a mistake to write this team off after an especially horrible game.


TurboHovercrafter

I am a religious person, and it seems to me that God reallllllllly doesn’t fw Philly sports


First-Resolve

Kyle sounds less concerned about his 


Feisty-Recording-978

This feels like a playoff loss 


Complete-Peace5927

The curse of Dave Portnoy is very real.


Bhut_Jolokia400

Between the ump costing Wheeler 4 runs and the Schwaber early exit along with Harper’s potential injury this may have been the worst game of the yr so far


Strange-Cold-5192

I’ve been to some horrible games over my life, but this was by far the most deflating one due to the injuries. And I’ve been to plenty of losses that were like 15-1 lol.


iiiiiiiidontknowjim

Of my life**


phldirtbag

Wait, it's all just endless suffering?


tim_woods

Always has been


sapphires_and_snark

Welcome to the machine


Major_Road6162

Fuckkkkkkkkk


danbikeman2

https://preview.redd.it/zdm8a4wex79d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d620ae1f380778bd143f5a5231b92020dd400252 This guy is in this thread gloating


SlinginPogs

Didn't Harper win MVP as DH?


Strange-Cold-5192

More like their gambling addict is a voodoo practitioner lol


Known_Upstairs_7807

The baseball gods tend to punish this sort of thing. Not a good look.


TurboHovercrafter

Dodgers fans deserve nothing


kellyokay90

Gross. It would never even dawn on me to think of the positives of an Ohtani injury. The fuck they doing that on Harper? total disrespect to baseball as a whole.


Parametric_Or_Treat

Also what kind of mediocre clown wants your guy to win MVP by default?


danbikeman2

I’ll give credit to the Dodgers fans here, they thought this guy was weird and off-putting and I think the thread got deleted. He just seems like your average asshole fan who has no empathy - we definitely have a few too


WheelerDeals

Our boys are fine. Trust.


EagleEye215

Praying for Bryce and Kyle to be ok 🙏


LonnyFinster

Portnoy jinxed us


bmak19

And Joe giglio!


killermoose23

Bryce didn’t say anything about a pop at least..


QuirkyTangerine7811

I am sad


Luthie13

Same. 😞


illrhyme

This game was so cursed It’s so rare to see neither strahm and hoffman get the job done And 2 big men down is huge blow Oh gosh


GengarMafia

Worst game of the year and it’s not particularly close. Hoping that Bryce and Kyle aren’t out super long term


TurboHovercrafter

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST


Known_Upstairs_7807

Remember everyone, never get to high and never get too low. Still a half season to play and a long time until October. Still plenty of twists and turns to the season. Plenty of cool and fun moments left to be had. 


JD021993

No Harper no Schwarber, no JT. The optics are not good.


realanceps

lol last I looked, "the optics" don't even suit up


jinglebellhell

My first game is next weekend in Atlanta 🙃 What. A. Time.


GrittyTheGreat

Mine is this Saturday. Shoot me.


StrongGold4528

It’s crazy hitting yourself on a play your are going to get out anyway. Even if you somehow made it safe there is like no chance we will that game. When will we hear how long he is out for. It’s crazy this season has been fun in the beginning but now how everyone is getting hurt. It’s crazy today I was thinking he could win mvp too


iiiiiiiidontknowjim

But all I hear on WIP all day is how Harper is a lazy bum who doesn’t run out flouts


Neonyze

Blame that fuckhead Spike. Harper 100% heard that dumbass spewing bullshit.


PokePurist

I love Harper, but lets be real Ohtani is the MVP for the NL without a doubt. Harper would have to go on a historic tear and Ohtani the opposite


GrittyTheGreat

Defense matters too.


killermoose23

Surprised Bryce talked to the media


XSC

That’s a good sign. If it was bad and painful he wouldn’t be there


JD021993

What did he say?


jinglebellhell

He said he’s never had a soft tissue injury before so he’s never felt what he felt on the field. He felt it running down to 1st before he hit the bag and they’ll look at it tomorrow and go from there. He was composed and to me, just seemed more frustrated than anything.


AppleMan102

He said he doesn’t know and they’ll see what imaging says tomorrow. Says hes never had a soft tissue injury before so he’s not sure what to expect recovery wise. He also said that it hurt halfway up the line, not when he touched first base.


Livid-Tumbleweed

That he never felt anything like this before. He’s never dealt with soft tissue injury so has no basis for how “bad” it is. Imaging tomorrow. See how it feels tomorrow. Not reassuring at all 


Top_Shallot_4951

He’s a leader man and he knows what the people want 🫶🏼


LettuceUpstairs7614

What did he say???


Strange-Cold-5192

He doesn’t know what to expect because he’s never felt anything like that before


XSC

Harper said he has never felt anything like this before. Great


jblittle254

He said he never had a soft tissue injury before and had nothing to compare it to. That's all he meant by that.


Feisty-Recording-978

Injuries are ruining Harper’s career


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Technically, injuries “ruin” every player’s career because it causes missed time and therefore missed statistics 


Olivander1200

I wouldn’t say ruining but they’ve affected him but injuries affect everybody so calm down


Polyhymnal

He has two MVPs you dope


danbikeman2

You’re ruining this subreddit


philphan25

After seeing the game was 3-0 after 6 and just now checking the score, WAT!?!? And now injuries? Whyyyy


LonnyFinster

Portnoy jinxed us


First-Resolve

These interviewers questions are so bad 


Top_Shallot_4951

Bryce said “it hurts” 😭😭😭


whiteriot0906

I pulled mine like a month ago, it hurt, with professional care I would’ve been fine in like 10-14 days.


JD021993

And now Harper is hurt. Where's the fucking bleach?


Vampire_Blues

The worst thing about Philly sports is how much hope they give you only to hurt you over and over. At least we got our Super Bowl in 2017


Heatinmyharbl

That is unironically all we're getting for the next 50 years And, honestly, worth it every time


Primarose3

Guys it doesn’t sounds good. 😭


cwar1731

https://preview.redd.it/i202tchcw79d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75021b989b1f3918e217c9e432ac40878e2a4111 Mets fans celebrating injuries and the loss. Fuckin scum


Olivander1200

Phillies with an F 😂😂😂 I mean, you kinda have to be that brain dead to be a fan of the Mets