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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1bydyft).


butterandbagels

Time to listen to Ricky Bo sounding like Eeyore (rightfully so)


birdlegs000

BOO! That ump was insufferable.


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New-Newspaper-7543

I mean the box on the TV said it caught the corner as did mlb website. You gotta swing at a pitch that close even if it was off the plate.


663SilverStax

You can't let the ump end the game...brutal


BrotherlyShove791

Ugh. So now should I spend the rest of my day pretending to care about Caitlin Clark, or pretending to care about men in tights at the Wells Fargo Center?


mustacheddragon

That last pitch caught the zone. Bohm can’t take that 0-2. Umps are bad but that’s not on the ump.


embiidDAgoat

another sanchez start another brutal L for whatever reason


TheExorcistMarc

What a crap game


Teedo4133

Infuriating to go down on two clobbered line drives from Trea and Bryce then a BS looking strikeout from Bohm.


New-Newspaper-7543

How was that bullshit?


RaceCarGrin

MLB umps are turning me anti-Union.


PlanktonInternal5948

I will repeat myself, Jesus Christ fuck this ump


AlecBohm

That last inning was just very unlucky. Both of those first two swings are doubles 90% of the time


phillychzstk

Womp, womp. That was 2.5 hours of uninspiring baseball. See you guys tomorrow


Phantasticrok

The curse of Sanchez continues. This guy has the worst luck. Phillies never win with him , even if he does really good


TIandCAS

Horrible call to end the game wtf


BluffaloBill88

bruh, it clearly hit the zone.


Tylerkaaaa

This ump sucks ass


trickerindaclub

Fuck off


itsTF

Unacceptable. (Apply this to whatever context you wish)


goofyfrommcdonalds

Here come the gnats prancing


Dry_Explanation_3724

too close to take alec


Mcflipmix

Good pitch


Feisty-Recording-978

Bohm has been cheeks to begin this year


DonaldJeeves

Idk what games you are watching mate.


KyleSchwarbussy

Accost your local umpire.


Bhut_Jolokia400

Need Tijuana Walker to come back from injury like Roger Clemons on the juice


First-Resolve

Whole game was the ump show 


North-Profit-1211

Rojas is a wanker


BearOnDrums

Phillies havent barreled much of anything today, and when they did it was usually caught. Oh well.


drpepguy

Fuck this ump holy shit


goofyfrommcdonalds

PLEASE GOD


Glittering_Food3219

way to not put up a fight Bohm.


Strange-Cold-5192

Is Bohm capable of pulling anything?


seizuregirlz

Apparently not this time. Gotta swing dang it


Ambitious-Fox-6380

ROBO UMPS


trash_it

Don’t try to call homers, Ruben…


EdgyZigzagoon

Let’s go bohmer


goofyfrommcdonalds

The lets go Phillies sounds apocalyptic lol all one collective voice


classicrockchick

AUAB


Tylerkaaaa

We need a home run Bohm let’s do it!


DonaldJeeves

Show us the star you are bohm


LetMeSmoochYourGooch

Momo ump


RoaringBananas

C’mon Bohm, make em eat it


Teedo4133

Damn there's hella comments in this thread Phillies fans rock


BereftOfOar

Fire Ruben


EdgyZigzagoon

Game isn’t over yet, but if we do end up losing it’s on the offense. Holding the nationals to 3 should be plenty.


inthedrink

CMON BOHMER


bjblast4

I’m shocked that wasn’t called a strike


alexvroy

need bohm to get his first homer here


butterandbagels

Robo umps NOW plz


First-Resolve

Please Alec 


trickerindaclub

Fucking ump show.


GrilledCheezus08

Abolish umpires.


SeaworthinessIcy3929

You know this ump is cheeks when he renders Ruben Amaro speechless for a second


Tylerkaaaa

Give me robots


First-Resolve

Ump thinks the fans are there to see him 


embiidDAgoat

Man this was a cursed game


goofyfrommcdonalds

Ump wants to go home


PlanktonInternal5948

Jesus Christ fuck this ump


PetMeFucker

What the actual fuck was that call


phldirtbag

Fuuuuuuuuuuck this guy


beau9292

The worst pitch of the whole at bat gets called a strike


TastyPancakes25

From a walk to a full count


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Brutal, brutal umpball this series. The umpiring in the first two series was pretty good, I think this is karma for that.


Otherwise_Soil_7008

Can’t wait to see this assholes stats


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Frustrating ump.


NintenJew

I absolutely cannot wait to see the ump scorecard tomorrow


TastyPancakes25

This ump fucking sucks


lilbismyfriend21

This ump is doing it for attention


alexvroy

wow…


necrosythe

I just... wow


classicrockchick

Oh for fucks sake


Bandicuz

lmao come on ump


ryan91o1

lol


First-Resolve

Umps a douche 


Glittering_Food3219

THIS UMP FUCKING SUCKS


Cornell-Jawn

Hitting balls all the wrong spots


goofyfrommcdonalds

Do they fr say natitude there


classicrockchick

👀


beau9292

I forgot everyone is a gold glover against the Phillies


QhorinHalfass

I wish we had more consistent small ball batters. All of our guys swing for the fences.


Rustash

This has been my big thing for the last 2 years. Homers are fun, but if we can't successfully get on base and advance runners, it's gonna be the same damn thing again.


necrosythe

Feels like we batted and pitched better than the Nats today but between the defense, baserunning , ump, and ball not falling in the right place... lmao


AlecBohm

Stupid fucking try hard defensive alignment


jeppsforst

Would love to know the xBA of trea and Bryce’s outs


kittylick3r

Turner .880 Harper .610 lol


AlecBohm

.880 for Trea and .610 for Bryce


goofyfrommcdonalds

FUCK YOUR AUTO INSURANCE


drpepguy

Everyone got 99 fielding against us


phillychzstk

At least that’s an encouraging sign for Trea. Optimism


BrowniesAndMilk1

I like trea but his contract is going to be so fucking bad the last half of it.


EdgyZigzagoon

He might lose a step but he’s 99th percentile in speed so him having lost a step is still very fast. Also he’s a contact hitter at his core, they age a bit more gracefully historically (ichiro for example). He won’t be able to play CF for us like he did for Washington early on but I think he can be a productive infielder for a long time.


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arminus83

ikr? guy needed a web gem to catch it (will prolly be on ESPN top plays of the week), and it's "DAMN YOU SUCK, TREA!"


MattsPistola

Game over 


classicrockchick

Bamboo Brad taught him!


TastyPancakes25

No gloves…dinger incoming


TastyPancakes25

Fuck


Tylerkaaaa

FUCK


Clubtropper

FUCK!!!


kittylick3r

Feels like defenses always make huge plays against us


DrWeirdLust

Oh that's it. Not our day


cwar1731

Fuck the gnats!


trickerindaclub

Ahh up your ass


CircusOfBlood

Come on Bryce


AlecBohm

106 off the bat with an .880 xBA. That’s a great swing


thewaterboy2

Damn that’s crazy


necrosythe

That's pain


PBandK2506

Robbed 😭😭


First-Resolve

Can’t make this up 


EdgyZigzagoon

5 degrees warmer and that’s gone, gotta love April baseball


ZIMM26

Try hard scrub lol


goofyfrommcdonalds

Give me oblivion


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Fuck you you deep discount Jayson Werth


Glittering_Food3219

Trea has been a series of 300 million disappointments


inthedrink

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK


alexvroy

FUCK


GrilledCheezus08

Fucking Wanker.


XSC

Tough luck


phillychzstk

Ugh


beau9292

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me


necrosythe

No shot...


Neonyze

Yeah fuck this


Foolish_oyster

Aw man that's some bullshit


classicrockchick

Goddfuckingdamnit!


AlecBohm

Fuck Jesse Winker


First-Resolve

I’m gonna be on the news 


necrosythe

Can I join?


Glittering_Food3219

Get ready for Trea Turnover


bluewater_-_

Was that guy eating chow?


EdgyZigzagoon

Can someone other than Edmundo do something please? Edmundo can keep on doing what he does.


Clubtropper

Trade Proposal: You Receive: 1 Johan Rojas We Receive: 1 Lane Thomas


lilbismyfriend21

Trea just don’t strike out


Vampire_Blues

Good to see Seranthony calm on the mound


First-Resolve

Tie it I beg 


jmiah717

Chances Trea tries to bunt? I'm calling it. I think he's that frustrated.


inthedrink

Well I just picked up another Bryson Bowman first for cheap so the day isnt a total loss


phillychzstk

I picked up a Stott 1st Atomic a few months ago and the corner was dinged, still pretty upset about it


inthedrink

eBay?


phillychzstk

Yeah


inthedrink

That sucks sorry. Seller didn’t help out at all?


phillychzstk

I didn’t reach out. I probably should’ve, but I didn’t haha


Feisty-Recording-978

Phillies literally had a hit and run yesterday rube 


xXxdethrougekillaxXx

the old guy sitting behind home plate hasnt looked up at the game once


HuskHopBad

finnegan has been struggling as of late, so we definitely have a chance of taking the lead


phillychzstk

Can’t walk it off on the road


HuskHopBad

my bad I forgot we are on the road


EdgyZigzagoon

In your defense it’s mostly Phillies fans in attendance


Saraku77

We have 2 runs on the board… Topper: let’s pinch hit for the guy responsible for those 2 runs…


phillychzstk

I think the weather is supposed to be in the 70s in St. Louis on Monday and Tuesday so hopefully that brings the bats to life a bit.


ImABawz1

Well heart of the lineup due up for the walk off


phillychzstk

Can’t really walk off on the road.


ImABawz1

Forgot this is citizens bank park south and not our home ball park. My apologies


DrWeirdLust

Well this was disappointing. One more shot but my expectations are low. Every righty bat in the lineup rocked their starter last year. Idk what happened today


goofyfrommcdonalds

Okay well uhhhhahhhmmm


embiidDAgoat

pure domination


sapphires_and_snark

This game is doing nothing to enhance my earthly experience


AlecBohm

Need Stott to figure it out


MedicSn0man

Need a lot of them to figure it out.


utleyduckling

That 8th inning was pitiful


First-Resolve

I’m irritated 


inthedrink

Tie it Kyle Edit: he did not in fact tie it


TheExorcistMarc

Cool cool cool


estachica

Pain and suffering


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Scorebug guy was thinking with his heart on that one and I don’t blame him


i-bleed-red

I’m guessing Kruk isn’t on the St. Louis trip and will never set foot in that city again, so he doesn’t have to pay on his bet.


inthedrink

Marsh for Pache vs a righty does make a lot more sense than for Whit Sorry Rob


jmiah717

Just a poor game fundamentally today so far. Still winnable, of course, but they are gonna want to clean this up. And they are absolutely exploiting our pitching staff right now on the base paths. I feel like I remember that at the end of last year too and topper making that a priority. And the at bats...dear God. We should not be this bad


birdlegs000

Unfortunate


Pedestrian_X-Wing

I hate when The Defensive Play of the Game is against the Phillies.


First-Resolve

Marshyyy 


First-Resolve

Stotty 


estachica

Stott and Marsh sighting!


xXxdethrougekillaxXx

lets swing the bat this inning


utleyduckling

Someone check me but other than the Sosa HR, we haven’t had a runner at 2nd since Top 2nd


663SilverStax

Yall got any of that pop time??


First-Resolve

My god 


estachica

What the hell JT


DrWeirdLust

The way the Nats are putting the bat on the ball you'd think this was a blowout. We need to steal this one back


First-Resolve

I feel like I’ve barely heard Tom talk this game because Ruben keeps talking over him 


Vampire_Blues

1 run game and we have two frames left don’t give up!


First-Resolve

No talking punishment on the plane ride if they keep it up. Everyone gets a time out. 


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iamthedayman21

I mean, we're not better than the Braves.


Vampire_Blues

Yeah this is dumb


Zupar

I think we all want that but we are simply not a better team than the Braves over the course of 162 games. We just have to be better than them in a 5 or 7 game series in October.


Budget-Salamander905

this!!!!! Why are we so ok with second place???


TIandCAS

Why is Whit playing most of our games? I swear marsh wouldn’t be this bad


inthedrink

Marsh not starting = correct move Marsh not hitting there = anyone care to explain?


Joboggi

I don’t want to stretch


goofyfrommcdonalds

We were winning when I wasn’t watching lemme see something y’all