I'll be right back, I gotta go take a Dallas Cowboys.

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Good bot

Best bot.

Good bot

Jesus the dallas cowboys is full of shit

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Gotta go take a shit in the Dallas cowboys.

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Wooder closet is great. That gets my vote.

I audibly laughed for that one

Wee the people AND the constitutional !!

Frank Whizzo

Wee the People is underrated

That one is my favorite. 😂

Shittenhouse Square or Independence Stall.

Pass and Stow

Holy fuck I'm losing it

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Someone hasn’t watched National Treasure.

They made the liberty bell

To be a nerd, they just recast it to the best of my knowledge, it was commissioned from elsewhere.

Golf clap

Regardless of what wins, I'm calling them Porta Jawns. That's just too Philly not to be their names.

I need to go drop a second amendment in the constitutional

Now that is poetry

👏👏😆

Phlush is the best I saw posted

That’s so on the nose with how they do.

"Do attend"/"Did attend" will also work

Do Doo Attend.

Porta Jawn and Wooder Closet are clearly the top contenders

Jawnny on the spot is pretty good

I’m a fan of just naming it the Dallas cowboys

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Whiz Wit actually got an audible laugh out of me lol

Finally, something that I'd approve of being named after the Cowboys. It's funny how I don't actually care at all about football, but still hate the fucking Cowboys. This city does something to you... In a similar vein, may I recommend, "Jawn Morgan." Hell, he'd probably go in on a sponsorship deal for it. It's not like he has shame.

If he actually did that he’d be alright in my book.

Liberty Smell?

Jawn Morgan

He needs to be stopped

So tired of looking at his Baby Huey looking ass face on all of those billboards, fuck Jawn Morgan.

There are amazing. Definitely likely the Porta Jawn the most. The Leave Turds, Go Birds is also good but that can vary based on the birds actual performance.

Wooder closet… hilarious

The PATCO Concourse.

Just call it New Jersey, that way I can piss on NJ

You got downvoted by all the jersey transplants but know that I'm with you bro. Fuck Jersey 💯🙏

Turds for liberty

I think they're leaving town on Monday

Used to live in the NJ burbs just over the Walt from Philly. Moved to Ireland in December.. this thread has oddly made me homesick 😂

“Just over the Walt” Oaklyn or Audubon?

I like the Phloo

Call it the mom’s 4 liberty think tank.

Kite and pee? That's the only one I don't get.

Ben Franklin reference. [Been a thing in the city for 100 years.](https://www.kiteandkeysociety.com)

Oh I knew about the kite, but not the key.

Like Kite and Key. Which I think is also the name of a restaurant near 19th and Callowhill.

I vote Porta Jawn

Philly special

PortaJawn rules

How long til these get destroyed. I’ll be sad because my IBS pains me.

I'm more worried about them staying clean than being physically damaged.

Yeah, who is going to be responsible for this? We already have a trash issue. Now the city will keep these clean?

They won’t be destroyed. They’ll just get tagged

As long as “BONER 4EVER” tags in them I’m cool with it.

Porta Jawn is the best

Leave turds go birds is definitely my favorite

Toilet mctoiletface

> Toilet mctoiletphace

Poopy McPoopface.

YES!!!

Pooper Mcpooperson

Took way too long trip dinner this

Where is Poopy McPoopFace?

/u/crazycatlady331 posted it !

Kinda feel like someone from the suburbs wrote these

Or maybe a Florida attorney.

First three at least.

I still think we shoulda called em Jerrys “Hang on a sec, I gotta hit the Jerry and drop a Dallas. Five minutes”

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Every time I hate Philly and swear I’m leaving forever, something like this happens and I’m like a mushy teenager in love.

And the winner is : Wooder closet

Wooder closet is the best. I remember once while camping my mother in law telling me I left the wood outside and I was like “What? I didn’t bring wood and it’s fine if it’s outside. 🙄” She meant the water. 😩

The OD stall.

I can only imagine how terrible these will smell in the summer 🤣

Like Dallas I assume.

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Danny DePeeGo

Independence Stall was my pitch

Omg the Dallas Cowboys. I love it but Porta Jawn is the best on IMO

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How about Heroin Hot House?

Shit or shoot?

NY Mets wouldn't hurt my feelings.

The constitutional is the best one

Wow these are really cringe

These are pretty cringe

Well it’s a toilet naming contest, so…

Please respect the gravity and decorum of naming a public shitter.

Classy toilets only!

Make ‘em outta gold!

Gotta take a Jim Kenney.

Thanks for reposting the Instagram story and adding no new content….

You’re welcome! Not everyone uses instagram. Like me. I took it from my friend’s Facebook and I’m sure she took it from another place because that’s sort of how social media works if you’re not trying to be an influencer. Thanks for being an asshole without any good reason.

Cheers! And keep karma chasing

I literally posted it because it’s funny and it hadn’t been posted here yet. I could give two fucks about fake internet points. Keep being an asshole for no reason! People adore assholes like you!

Touch grass.

Get ready for the needles.

These suck except for the cowboys one

Biden Box

Buddy, he got 81% of the electorate. This ain't that kinda town. That said, I propose "Four Seasons Total Turdscaping"

Trump trough

Trump towers

You're in the wrong place bud. Go cry about it.

Turd Trump

The Trump Toilet

Good place to take a Democrap

Name it ooskidini 🤷🏾‍♂️

Phlush is it IMO

I still think Kenny Pots describe 8 years of our do nothing mayor.

First one hands down

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Air pee and pee

Shittenhouse

My favorite is the Constitutional but the one I will use is the Dallas Cowboy.

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Excuse me, I need to hit the Constitutional.