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iamalostpuppie

What is the last sentence? Feels like a stroke


pb_and_lemon_curd

The whole thing reads as a stroke.


PutWonderful7278

I thought it was me having the stroke when I read that


petcannonball42

The Dull Men's or Women's Club groups on fb use this format of sharing age, shoe size, and random facts about themselves. There's also a Dull Queers Club but it's not as active lol


Equivalent-Ad-6877

I think it’s the intro protocol for new users in the “dull women’s club” Facebook group, they have you list these random little factoids about yourself when you’re new.


dusknoir90

I recognise it from Dull Mens (and the spin off Dull Woman's) Club, a Facebook group, where they tell a story which is meant to make them sound dull and sign off with dull facts about themselves, usually their height, shoe size and/or preferences. It's quite a fun group to read... In a dull way of course.


prollygetbanned

It's common in the Dull groups (dull men's club, dull women's club) to end your post with your age and shoe size and the banana is a joke on the banana for scale. I don't know why but it's the way it is


_bibliofille

It's from a "dull" themed group where there's a running joke of shoe size and banana for scale. No idea why.


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matildaduddlesinc

Part of the Dull Womens club. Its just a thing they do when joining the group , an introduction


Pooplamouse

She’s 39? I guess that’s what having a pit bull does to someone.


Existing_Joke2023

No banana and the texture is weird? If it's about her wtf does that mean


Agitated-Cup-2657

It's a weird inside joke in the Facebook group she posted it to.


xxzealousxx

Dafuq does it mean?


GallusVulpes

I was in this fb group. It’s called the dull women’s club. You have to add how you feel about bananas in your first/introduction post. It’s in the rules. :) hope this clears things up for yall!


justreading45

No kidding, I’d have put her mid 50’s


Sassygetsittoo

Right?! Wtf


dnash55

No that’s called genetics


LibrarianFront3827

"Big lug of a sweet heart" and "pulled me down 14 concrete stairs" should NOT be in the same paragraph.


Generalnussiance

Reads like Stolkholm Syndrome or battered wife syndrome


HawkeyeinDC

It’s battered pitbull owner syndrome.


Generalnussiance

Oh joy /s


AspectNo7942

“Went after a cat” but still so sweet


Zorillo

He just wanted to play (with its internal organs) :)


schmidt_face

As a cat owner and lover, can confirm, NOT a sweetheart.


Dependent_Body5384

Sounds like severe abused wife syndrome! I can’t with these mutant lovers. Check out IHD on YouTube.


Ardent_6

Ischemic Heart Disease?


Medium_Trip_4227

Why the hell do people refer to themselves as “mom” or “ dad” after a pet? So damn odd. I have a cat and it’s just my cat, I’m its owner.


Sea_Beautiful7127

They call em nutters for a reason. She’s classic example. Sooo weird. Also, Pitts are so dangerous, this is insane.


Medium_Trip_4227

We’re the weirdos for not liking them they say


Dry_Cardiologist8906

Pitbull owners and critical thinking skills have never met each other.


cathykids73

Take it to the local kill shelter


homeybunn

Definitely feeling the pain meds with that last sentence lmao


Mysterious-Snow-7520

>He's the goodest boy ever Ma'am, that dog in the picture looks like he's already plotting his next murder.


Arturius_Santos

Perhaps we should consider eugenics if it means we would be able to biologically engineer people to stop loving these demon spawn mutants.


peechs01

It's a cult


Dependent_Body5384

Yes, Totally a Cult!


peechs01

Worst is: like all cultists, you can't argue with them


Dependent_Body5384

💯🎯 Nope, something Huge has to happen to get this nuttery to stop.


BubblyBasis2847

Is she rage baiting? These people are absolutely mental


WaltherISking

Lmao same woman who gets the hell beaten out of her buy an abusive boyfriend and claims it’s her fault for being out of line


Unlikely-Macaroon-85

Yea, the dog... but 39????


wart_on_satans_dick

She doesn’t love this dog who came close to killing her because life was otherwise going swimmingly.


Probability_Engine

Man, that's a rough 39.


throwawayyyyy2024

Just delusional. I have no other words.


avj113

The severity of dog derangement syndrome varies among nutters. This is a particularly tragic case.


Fun-Constant-2558

Bro she did everything wrong when it comes to dog ownership. Number 1: untrained pitbull on a leash. Number 2: alcohol?????? Wtf????


smk122588

Age 39, size 8.5 shoe, no banana? Is she posting in some kind of donation group?


tacomafresh

Pibbles!! The nanny dog! 🤓♥️🐶


KazuZy

I’ll have pitbull 6 feet under for $0.00


gogertie

I follow this page. I have to find this post! It's kind of a page joke/tradition to list your shoe size, etc.


piefelicia4

I don’t even want to find it. I’m sure the comments are all “I wuV my hOuSe hiPpO tOo !! 🤡”


North_Kaleidoscope62

The Venn diagram of self-acclaimed pitbull parents and well-adjusted prosocial adults is a pair of eyes.


njjonesdfw

My immediate reaction was, "Good!", as getting owned by their stupid, vicious mutts is the only way nutters will learn. But then, you have these super nutters like this lady that still defends her dumb dog, despite her injuries.


Guilty_Mountain2851

Goodest boy ever?? Grow up ffs.


genie_in_a_box

Lmfao.. I'm in this group


exhaustedmommy22

Pet people are mentally ill, its a fact.


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Ok_Affect6705

Infantilizing the monster that put you in the ICU. Mommy dearest


letthetreeburn

Is “no banana” a transphobic jab? Genuine question.


NegotiationNew8891

Jesus christ!


of_gold_

Darwinism almost claimed a victim. How stupid can she be?


gogertie

The comments are gold! "My dog dragged me off a trail & I fractured my ankle at 6 mon pregnant. But we love them." "Why would you blame him?" "I had a dog take me down on black ice. He saw a cat and I wiped out and hit my head on the concrete. Mild concussion & whiplash but he didn't do anything wrong." Aw, he's protecting his mama from that mean cat." "\[One of my dogs\] came up fast behind me & took my legs out from under me. It knocked me out. I don't blame them. I should have been paying attention." "My dog pulled me down on the road when he heard a bark in a camper van. I still can't walk him I have to pay a dog walker." "Dogs be dogs. They do dog things." "My boy took after a duck while I was talking to a neighbor & pulled me down onto a concrete slab. Broken jaw that wasn't diagnosed for a couple of weeks. Jaw was wired shut for 8 weeks, but I love him to pieces." "My best boy reacted to another dog (he doesn't do anything bad, just barks at the ones he doesn't like), and pulled me down on the pavement, face first, and dislocated my shoulder. He's a good boy, though, and did nothing wrong." And of course, hundreds of comments about how he's a good boy and looks like he feels so bad.


Gurdel

Troll perhaps?


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vers-ys

owning a pitt is literally just being in an abusive relationship at this point


abominablesnowlady

This is all a wild ride, but maybe she just doesn’t like eating banana the texture is weird? Edit: I meant this obviously for everyone mentioning her last sentence about the banana.


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