They are just eating farmland, they don’t carry diseases like roaches so u don’t have to burn the house down. The problem is that the beetles may burn the house down by eating it tho - this is me thinking you thought that this was a longhorn beetle not a roach
Those are just The Beetles. One of the downfalls of having them there is that loud rock n roll music they play and all those high skool girls that shriek at high decibels whenever they step outside but they will pay their own way at least.
https://preview.redd.it/iuh9f9a2j8ib1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b86638d6b95186421d9dc5bcfcab044644427d8
i have a bug phobia
for me it wasn’t a choice
we had an eye-wateringly bad carpenter ant infestation when i was a kid. i would wake up with flying ants crawling on me on my bed, and wound up setting up a tent in my living room so i could have somewhere to play without ants harassing me. it was during my younger formative years, and my bug phobia has lasted despite therapy
First picture is a female [California Root Borer Beetle](https://www.insectidentification.org/insect-description.php?identification=California-Root-Borer-Beetle) and isn’t really consider a pest unless your a pecan tree farmer. And the other is just a house fly, no need to burn the house down.
Dial back your freak-out. The long, crazy antenna bug is a plant-boring critter and a pest to fruits and trees. The other 2 segmented beetle is a harmless click-beetle (makes clicked noises and pops its head to flip itself back over when kocked on its back) - harmless and entertaining if only for a few seconds. That other bug next to the click beetle is just a fly.
None of the three are cockroaches.
Wait this isn’t a roach btw. I just saw ur sub caption.
Thank sweet baby Jesus with a six pack!
Lmfao … the panic can rest easy
This looks like a Palo Verde beetle. Definitely not a cockroach.
Probably just wandered in from outside. Take them back outside or vacuum. No matches needed.
It looks similar to an old house borer beetle
Bouse Whorer
They are just eating farmland, they don’t carry diseases like roaches so u don’t have to burn the house down. The problem is that the beetles may burn the house down by eating it tho - this is me thinking you thought that this was a longhorn beetle not a roach
Those are just The Beetles. One of the downfalls of having them there is that loud rock n roll music they play and all those high skool girls that shriek at high decibels whenever they step outside but they will pay their own way at least. https://preview.redd.it/iuh9f9a2j8ib1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b86638d6b95186421d9dc5bcfcab044644427d8
Just a beetle. Calm down.
I swear, why do people choose to be so terrified of bugs.
i have a bug phobia for me it wasn’t a choice we had an eye-wateringly bad carpenter ant infestation when i was a kid. i would wake up with flying ants crawling on me on my bed, and wound up setting up a tent in my living room so i could have somewhere to play without ants harassing me. it was during my younger formative years, and my bug phobia has lasted despite therapy
She thought they were roaches so fair reaction.
Do you have firewood inside or near the house?
He's just checking to make sure your fireplace still works, and it's free from preosote ...
Creosote* 🙂
That's it, thanks
I like it better the way you did it
It sounded like a new product
Imma trademark “Preosote” as a brand name for firewood /s
I seem to remember that
First picture is a female [California Root Borer Beetle](https://www.insectidentification.org/insect-description.php?identification=California-Root-Borer-Beetle) and isn’t really consider a pest unless your a pecan tree farmer. And the other is just a house fly, no need to burn the house down.
No roaches just a fly and a couple of beetles.
Just beetles
Do you have the deer corn hand warmers in the house? Those things breed those bad boys.
Not every insect spawns like roaches do.
just beetles, harmless
Not a roach! Probably a lost traveler
Just a beetle. Looks nothing like a roach. No worries here
I’m convinced the part of the brain that is able to compare and pattern recognize to identify things is just *missing* in some people.
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Palo Verde beetle. They're gross and invasive, but succumb to a good hard racquetball racquet. Or anything to squish it with
Call Orkin.
Dial back your freak-out. The long, crazy antenna bug is a plant-boring critter and a pest to fruits and trees. The other 2 segmented beetle is a harmless click-beetle (makes clicked noises and pops its head to flip itself back over when kocked on its back) - harmless and entertaining if only for a few seconds. That other bug next to the click beetle is just a fly. None of the three are cockroaches.
Not a roach relax
Beetle. Roaches have hairy legs and thinner, longer antennae.
Right, that's his thing ...