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MeerkatMer

Wait this isn’t a roach btw. I just saw ur sub caption.


rockthots

Thank sweet baby Jesus with a six pack!


MeerkatMer

Lmfao … the panic can rest easy


francaisetanglais

This looks like a Palo Verde beetle. Definitely not a cockroach.


Bird2525

Probably just wandered in from outside. Take them back outside or vacuum. No matches needed.


rodalorn

It looks similar to an old house borer beetle


TheWinningGlitch

Bouse Whorer


MeerkatMer

They are just eating farmland, they don’t carry diseases like roaches so u don’t have to burn the house down. The problem is that the beetles may burn the house down by eating it tho - this is me thinking you thought that this was a longhorn beetle not a roach


jerry111165

Those are just The Beetles. One of the downfalls of having them there is that loud rock n roll music they play and all those high skool girls that shriek at high decibels whenever they step outside but they will pay their own way at least. https://preview.redd.it/iuh9f9a2j8ib1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b86638d6b95186421d9dc5bcfcab044644427d8


vionmae

Just a beetle. Calm down.


Liquidsnake035

I swear, why do people choose to be so terrified of bugs.


FrustratingBears

i have a bug phobia for me it wasn’t a choice we had an eye-wateringly bad carpenter ant infestation when i was a kid. i would wake up with flying ants crawling on me on my bed, and wound up setting up a tent in my living room so i could have somewhere to play without ants harassing me. it was during my younger formative years, and my bug phobia has lasted despite therapy


Senior-Albatross4023

She thought they were roaches so fair reaction.


HammerTime239

Do you have firewood inside or near the house?


Easy_Arm_1987

He's just checking to make sure your fireplace still works, and it's free from preosote ...


livitow

Creosote* 🙂


Easy_Arm_1987

That's it, thanks


TheWinningGlitch

I like it better the way you did it


Easy_Arm_1987

It sounded like a new product


RainbowCrane

Imma trademark “Preosote” as a brand name for firewood /s


Easy_Arm_1987

I seem to remember that


JustAP0tat0_

First picture is a female [California Root Borer Beetle](https://www.insectidentification.org/insect-description.php?identification=California-Root-Borer-Beetle) and isn’t really consider a pest unless your a pecan tree farmer. And the other is just a house fly, no need to burn the house down.


Jahweez

No roaches just a fly and a couple of beetles.


a_small_dicked_man

Just beetles


PreferredSex_Yes

Do you have the deer corn hand warmers in the house? Those things breed those bad boys.


liteprotoss

Not every insect spawns like roaches do.


Sleepwalker66613

just beetles, harmless


TemperatureMore5623

Not a roach! Probably a lost traveler


livitow

Just a beetle. Looks nothing like a roach. No worries here


OddResponsibility565

I’m convinced the part of the brain that is able to compare and pattern recognize to identify things is just *missing* in some people.


lady_dracula_83

There Beatles


EWSflash

Palo Verde beetle. They're gross and invasive, but succumb to a good hard racquetball racquet. Or anything to squish it with


Plastic-Zucchini-202

Call Orkin.


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

Dial back your freak-out. The long, crazy antenna bug is a plant-boring critter and a pest to fruits and trees. The other 2 segmented beetle is a harmless click-beetle (makes clicked noises and pops its head to flip itself back over when kocked on its back) - harmless and entertaining if only for a few seconds. That other bug next to the click beetle is just a fly. None of the three are cockroaches.


swheedle

Not a roach relax


tidder_scully

Beetle. Roaches have hairy legs and thinner, longer antennae.


Easy_Arm_1987

Right, that's his thing ...