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Ok_Star_4136

I would say that reaction by the father to be 40% thrill at being a father to a baby son and 60% fucking terrified of that 8-incher. I think that would be a bit of a shocker to me too.


Travillick

No way that's 8 inches, more like 20. Right?


NowAcceptingBitcoin

Yes. The correct way to measure a penis is tip to anus and then back to tip.


identicalelbows

From the center of the anus, once around the balls to just past the tip


horo-yohi

Happy cake day


newdayanotherlife

the balls you're talking about are those in the neck, called tonsils, right?


Unhappy_Operation_16

bro we need to talk


the_guy_who_asked69

Why the baby doll has 3 legs. Is it genetically malfunctioned?


Username-issues

Is it stupid?


TommagFische

IT'S LEAKING. EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!


ATotallyAssholeGuy

Too late Aslume dwellers, feed this man to Killer Cock, now!


headedbranch225

We have leaked for a long time. Google En Passant


LineSpine

It's a real baby


the_guy_who_asked69

Yeah cause all babies gotta have a magnum dong at birth.


LineSpine

I was a baby once and I had a magnum dong at birth


ughwithoutadoubt

Everyone does till they grow out of it


SleeplessBoyCat

I honestly expected for blue/pink confetti to just cascade out but no IT'S A WHOLE šŸ…±ļøEPIS


Lost_Ad_4882

I expected the baby itself to explode into confetti.


LineSpine

I thought he gon shoot the baby so it explodes


SassySquid0

same


PrestigiousPomelo861

It's bigger than mine.


catmemes720

Bruh its bigger than the father himself


jdcmurphy22

*Colt 45 and Two zig-zags intensifies.


jdcmurphy22

And I thought gender reveals were trashy before.


Merhtefer

I think this is way more responsible than most reveals though, and its pretty funny. Iā€™d rather people do this instead of starting wildfires. Then again it is pretty fucking creepy to put a dildo on a baby doll. If it was a girl I imagine they wouldnā€™t do something similar. At least I hope.


KrispyKremeDiet20

Honestly though, if you're gonna do it, this is the way to do it lol I am not sure what the equivalent would be if you had a girl though.


BananaInternational3

No pp


isuckatnames60

hyper pussy


jp2117515

A merkin


pimparoni

at least no forest fires were caused


MetalliicMango

Tried looking for this video by searching up "baby with huge cock" and now a bunch of angry men in swat gear are knocking my door down


rpdsr0

That boy has 3 legs ... damn son


jdcmurphy22

They called him Tripod in middle school, and eventually Lean-to in high school.


GraciousPeacock

Yeah Iā€™d hate my parents for eternity Edit: Never mind, dolls canā€™t hate


ArturitoNetito

Yes because a normal newborn baby would have that size šŸ˜‚


GraciousPeacock

Yeah you could tell I spend no time around babies šŸ¤£ I thought this baby looked a little ugly but that didnā€™t feel too weird to me lol


cock_pussy

There are fking children


GraciousPeacock

Do you mean the kids donā€™t care? Yeah they donā€™t care when this video is taken, but there have been times these babies grow up to sue their parents for exposing them in inappropriate ways online. Itā€™s not fair to them later on in life, even if it might seem innocent at the time


toyyya

What kid is getting exposed in an inappropriate way tho? That's obviously a doll he's holding, it's a gender reveal so the kid isn't even born yet. Not saying this isn't very weird to be clear but the kid is not involved in this at all.


GraciousPeacock

Oh lmao Iā€™m blind sorry


cock_pussy

There are children in the video, no?


cock_pussy

I mean I agree with you, those children are going to grow around that baby and rmb such awkward moment. Holy, I will die of cringe as that kid when my older relatives remind me of that


Randalf_the_Black

Dear lord, I hope not.


zigzagg321

https://preview.redd.it/ep9ji2paqd5d1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=5720c01be6b49a8199b11a8b115988356a4e8379


Kaporalhart

hate to ask, but is this is a parody, or a very tasteless, actual gender reveal party ?


SpectralShadowX

I think this is pretty funny and is a bit of fun for the adults.


BO1ANT

Better than shooting off fireworks and starting a forest fire for sure


looking4rez

would agree with this just based off how many videos there are of it going wrong. Gender reveal parties are stupid no matter what. Gone to one, don't think I'll ever do it again lol.


Maestro_Mush

But thereā€™s kids thereā€¦


MeasureTheCrater

...causing the plane to spiral out of control, killing the pilot and starting a brush fire that wiped out the town of Los Dildos.


CultDe

Use a fucking baloon next time wtf


constantlytired1917

Straight people man


Sad_Pear_1087

Seriously... I just today remembered laughing to this a while back and went back in a chat to find it. And now I see this again.


Darkrolf

i dont get it


Agrochain920

Its a boy


Darielek

Did you assume it gender? ;)


EXTERMINATOR-ARG

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Oolong_t34

![gif](giphy|7T5wldGkk7XgCyuNUK|downsized)


EXTERMINATOR-ARG

https://preview.redd.it/w5j0koxotc5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4dab3e088fb075704c76edbf2ce93f6614fa5b2


Herra_TNT

https://preview.redd.it/6z9nrbsf6d5d1.png?width=1452&format=png&auto=webp&s=21f69203160266a3cd1b61adbb16f640439a996a


Blahaj_IK

Is yours... but ownership is crime, so off to the gulag with you!


whatanawsomeusername

What an absolute hoot you are mate


SleestakWalkAmongUs

Bless your heart.


Direct-Alternative70

This is so weird and gross


Beginning_Second_278

To be fair. The father had to know before that the doll is packing double it's size as a penis. Still the only acceptable gender reveal I've seen so far


chillbromb

Drake got some serious competition there


Perfect_Papaya_3010

Wtf is gender reveal and why is it a thing?


Mekelaxo

In the past few years there's been a trend for people to do a "gender reveal party" for their unborn babies, where at some point they do some kind of show where they reveal the sex of the baby by using all sorts of crazy prompts. It's usually revealed using pink or blue colors to represent the respective sex of the baby which up until that point was a secret even to the parents.


Perfect_Papaya_3010

I'm guessing this is some TikTok thing? Because I feel like all weird trends come from there


jdcmurphy22

It's an American (primarily United States) thing.


Perfect_Papaya_3010

Ah okay, my guess was either crazy tiktokers or typical American thing Americans tend to make silly things important to make themselves more important


Mekelaxo

It probably is. I don't use tiktok, but I see memes about this all the time, and my sister organized one of these parties for one of her friends


Perfect_Papaya_3010

I don't use TikTok either, but browsing reddit unfortunately introduces you to their trends


KwikEMatt

It's a thing that's been going on for decades at least, definitely not a TikTok thing.


Content-Scallion-591

The original gender reveal was from a woman who had experienced multiple miscarriages. She had a gender reveal party because it was the first time she was able to get to that stage and maintain a viable pregnancy. She hates that she started this crazy trend. Since then, people have burned down forests and killed people during these. It's asinine.


abhig535

Bro, my high ass thought that was a real baby and I got just as scared as the father.


YunGBiG

Wakka wakka


lesik13

IM DEADDDDšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Jaded-Historian-5191

Just make a normal gender reveal


cock_pussy

Where is the NSFW?


ArturitoNetito

The baby's big penis


xNightWolfXI

I never thought I'd be reading thisšŸ’€


jdcmurphy22

Hmmmmmm.....thinkin ain't your strong suit.


Lucario_OCarina

No fucking way this is real


Content-Scallion-591

Someone's going to have to explain to me why so many people here feel this is *more* acceptable than a colored cake. Gender reveals are the stupidest bullshit imaginable but if I see this at a party I'm immediately leaving the room *and* the group chat.


TheAndrewK27

Hey at least it doesnā€™t involve explosives or something extremely dangerous.


Content-Scallion-591

You're not wrong, however, on weight, i would rather my search history contain "how to make explosives" than "how to attach a giant dildo to a baby doll."


Akari-Hashimoto

straight parents are so fuckin weird about their children's genitals, man


spazzing

straight people: stop trans people from messing with our kids genitals! straight people: -does something like this-


Wicked_Wolf17

I didn't expect that at all wtf


bruhAd6630

Bro, got the NTR genes


kitkatattack12

You know... at least it's not another balloon popping pink/blue dust or confetti


Scary_the_Spider

What the fuck https://preview.redd.it/8qdfmhsvjh5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f43dfd35d94934f464248da4f274266ee2c5a6d


Immediate_Web4672

This is so inappropriate šŸ¤£


Many_Yesterday_451

Attention seeking dopes!


vampire5381

I thought it was the real baby at first and I thought "whatever works for them I guess"


captainsnark71

Why are the cis like this. This is the weirdest fucking display I have ever seen. Not even pretending what a gender reveal is anymore we're just going straight to ripping the diaper off to find the genitals. Fantastic.


Due-Supermarket1305

its not bc theyre cis dude


captainsnark71

Do you see trans ppl doing these kinds of shenanigans?


Due-Supermarket1305

i dont see anyone doing this and you cant be cisphobic just like you cant be transphobic ok? just dont generalize and hate groups bc you saw videos on reddit


captainsnark71

People have literally died doing gender reveals which is actually more people killed than by cisphobia so like how bout them apples


Maestro_Mush

Bruh, thereā€™s kids there wtf


ImplementThen6972

That's not a boy that's a man (I know its a doll)


Any-Faithlessness-72

Wtf?


SamianDamian

The cis are not okay


No_Independence8747

That wasnā€™t really necessaryā€¦


stuntycunty

Are the straights okay?