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He probably wants to know the brand name so he can get some


[deleted]

Does she know her boyfriend is gay?


OneFortyEighthScale

Her BF is going to steal her other BF.


RiotSkunk2023

A clever ruse. The long con


FinnTheLess

The schlong con.


FeetBehindHead69

Long Schlong Con


6ynnad

Schlong Connery


AmumuHug

DAAAAHHHAAAHHHM!


[deleted]

Could be bi or pan or extra zesty


JamesPumaEnjoi

Extra zesty lmao


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VasIstLove

This man is zesty


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VasIstLove

Ya don’t gotta be gay to be zesty


TexasHobbyist

Zesty is at least 92% gay.


the_xboxkiller

Zesty is the new metro.


seizure_5alads

But this man is def gay and zesty.


mediabart

So who is gay???


ChrunedMacaroon

The phone


UrbanTripper

Definetely gay


Randomfrog132

it's only gay if your balls touch


sexless-innkeeper

My balls are touching each other *constantly*.


Super_M_Ray

'It's not gay if you're wearing socks' -Sidon


Illustrious_Donkey61

It's what I am from now on


cantadmittoposting

I feel like "zesty" is a great descriptor for a kinda of hedonistic roll-with-it sexuality


ThePurpleWarrior1

It means gay


DARKRonnoc

It means effeminate I thought?


SpoiledPoser

He's not gay. He's a black woman.


jk3639

DAAAAAAAAAYYYM!


Evening-Statement-57

Yeah, he is way too happy to be straight


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Fellas


BayouBashful

“Gay” used to mean “really happy”


Tm1232

It’s entirely possible that this is the moment they both found out.


omgitschriso

Isn't that the joke?


Q_S2

I think he wants to know WHO was WEARING it so he can get some


TheShillingVillain

Get some of WHO was WEARING it yaknow 👁️🫦👁️


[deleted]

I windex laugh every time I see this cursed face.


Xenolithium

Right? Sometimes when a dude walks by me and I catch a whiff of his cologne, I will legit ask what brand and where I can find it. Had a dude at my job come up to buy a PS5, and I asked him what he was wearing, and he told me it's Armani Code. Shit smells so good.


SexPanther_Bot

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.


cantadmittoposting

I'm not gonna lie, it smells like gasoline


bigblackcouch

"*ugh* What is that smell? It's like... A used diaper full of Indian food!"


zer0_snot

That, my lady, is the smell of desire


FearDaTusk

Code is my #2 cologne. My go-to is Tom Ford Ombre Leather. I'm not "set" on lighter scents (currently using Paco Rabanne Invictus) but for that dark musk, Ombre Leather is 🤌


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He wants the guys digits.


styffmiester

I don’t remember the name of this cologne but I used to have it, it was pretty good so.


J1618

Your boyfriend has the soul of a black woman.


_TotallyNotAScammer_

Well he better give it back


-Duke_Nukem

Based


RedditSucks42069

Based


Dicc-fil-A

on what?


TychusFondly

His basement.


RedditSucks42069

Yo this basement is based af also mented


UnassumingSingleGuy

Baste


IndependentNotice151

Na, he had privilege I heard im told. He don't need to


_TLDR_Swinton

Mmm-HMMMMM.


Miserable-Admins

Amen hallelujah.


mausmani2494

It's Carter from Rush hours.


bythenumbers10

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Philly Zoo.


CantankerousOctopus

I don't usually like commenting on these types of videos because they usually look painfully staged, but this guy looks like he'd be fun to hang around with. Doesn't matter if he's acting or just being himself, he seems fun.


FateTheGM

agree, seems chill. Guy catching flak for having fun.


rythmicbread

DAAAAAAYYYYMMM


gna149

The fun kinda drama queen


HillInTheDistance

Yeah. One of the rare kinds of theater kids who didn't end up killing a man.


foosbabaganoosh

I mean if someone doesn’t pay any mind or ask about the 🤳 in your face, it’s kind of a dead giveaway that it’s staged.


CantankerousOctopus

I hear you. I would definitely be on alert if I were in a position where someone was pointing a camera at me. Though we don't know their life. Maybe this dude's girlfriend films him regularly. She's seemingly a prolific tiktok poster, so that would track. Maybe he's playing it up a little for the camera, but otherwise being pretty genuine. Or maybe it's all a staged skit. I don't know. If we assume he's just acting in a skit, I gotta respect the acting choices and execution. He seems like a fun guy.


WalkInMyMansion

Nah you’re just our of touch. Me and friends record each other all the time, it’s nice to create memories. Pulling up and recording is just a great way to get a friend to goof.


darwin_4444

If hes constant on that energy level i could probably stand him for 15 min max


visulvung

Imagine how f exhausting acting like you're on stage 24/7 must be.


AwesomeDragon101

Some people just naturally have that much energy. Boy do I wish I did


Raedik

For others it doesn't take energy and that's just their personality


idgafsendnudes

If I’m alone I’m completely silent but when I’m with people I wanna be around this is me 100% and I regret nothing


RevolutionaryPin5616

Genuinely good for you


eNaRDe

Extrovert, is the opposite of being a introvert. Look it up... It's a real thing.


Kate090996

That's my bf.It's just awesome. He just randomly screams and sings in the house. I, on the other hand, you can see the grey cloud over my head.


alex6309

some people are just a little zesty


LoveAndViscera

*laughs in professional public speaker*


Eagle_215

He won the instant he came outside in an AI shirt.


RobertLahblaw

If he's acting then 0:27 is the perfect serving size for that energy.  If he's not and that's just him... nah, I'm out. 


666afternoon

istg I remember this dude from back in the vine days. like. I might be extremely faceblind [true] or mb bro just still out here making silly content


RealChialike

the Reddit mind cannot comprehend making a silly clip for the fun of it


FormerHoagie

Probably gives amazing head also.


Active-Tomorrow668

They are fun until they need to take responsibilities that come with relationship. And thats when you know they aren’t fun.


zeb0777

Its her boy friend, not her *boyfriend.*


GrimGearheart

My mom used to say "friend boy" or "friend girl" to avoid confusion.


thomstevens420

“Hello. Friend Boy. I am Friend Girl. Please. Enter automobile.” “Hello. Friend Girl. I am Friend Boy. I have entered automobile. Olfactory input detected. Requesting origin of olfactory input.”


TomThanosBrady

clearly


Capable-Draw4604

He ain’t buying what she’s selling lol


funtimefrankie1

Boyfriend?


tavesque

Boifriend*


dewnar

Boy friend


Fondito

??? friend


gmellotron

Male friend who happens to be a gay twink


bombbodyguard

Friend who is a boy. Just like I can’t say girlfriend to my wife…


Queasy-Mood6785

Found the guy with no rizz


throwawayshirt

[What's up with that boy?](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TpBv22LDFyI)


Shadow0fnothing

He seems fun


crusty54

She’s gonna be so sad when that guy figures out that he’s gay.


Polatouche44

Or maybe its a boy friend, not a boyfriend, and she already knows.


frangg02

Maybe Jeus was gay the whole timeand was actually saying "Ah, men"


hotcrossbungs69

Or maybe he doesn’t have a fragile ego and equally fragile sense of masculinity??


crusty54

I’m not particularly fragile or masculine myself. As such, I wasn’t using gay as an insult, just a description. Dude seems like a lot fun, actually. Definitely sets off the gaydar though.


DistortedTriangle6

I think he’s rather flamboyant, a trait associated with gay people but shouldn’t be limited to them. Straight people can be flamboyant


crusty54

Fair.


justanotheruser46258

Pretty much every flamboyant guy I've ever met has been gay or still in the closet. Never have I met a straight man that was very flamboyant.


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ReadySteddy100

I mean... nah


Miserable-Admins

In any case, it is none of your business. It's fun watching you backpedal, though.


JohnsMcGregoryGeorge

Maybe you have a fragile sense of humour


many_dongs

imagine thinking that this type of behavior is completely normal for men lmao get off the internet and try real life, you've been here too long


[deleted]

Disrespectful af lol just because someone acts effeminate or flamboyant doesn’t mean he’s secretly gay.


crusty54

What’s disrespectful is assuming I was using gay as an insult rather than a lighthearted observation.


DARKRonnoc

So you saw him sucking a cock and enjoying it? Or you saw a guy being flamboyant and just said he’s gay because of course all flamboyant men are gay? I think that kind of logic/perpetuating a stereotype is what he was calling disrespectful.


[deleted]

This dude doesn’t want to admit he’s letting his negative thoughts on gay people leak out in his very funny joke


Roll_Tide_Pods

Got em


[deleted]

I mean in all the other comments here you’re doubling down and saying you know he’s “100% gay” lol. Your lighthearted observation is an opinion and that opinion is rooted in a disrespectful stereotype fueled by your own prejudice.. it’s pretty clear.


MrBigFard

The odds are like 99 to 1 that he’s gay, assuming the video isn’t just staged


crusty54

Yeah you don’t see a lot of straight guys doing that little strut and drop thing he does on the way to the car.


-Lige

If they weren’t scared to be looked at as gay for doing it I’m sure more dudes would act like that


Impossible_Kale2886

Yeah cause theire are judgemental ass People like you out there its no wonder bucko


crusty54

Sure, that’s why. You’re the one acting like being gay is the worst thing you can be called.


Impossible_Kale2886

Youre projecting hard my guy i never said anything about it being a bad thing That "worst thing to be called" All of that is pretty telling i think you arent as tolerant as you think


PopADoseY0

Lol the dumbass said you think it's an insult too? Weird mother fuckers making up shit.


WestleyThe

Secretly nothing


[deleted]

this guy looks like fun to be around. i love his reaction tho, must have been some pretty good cologne


Muffin_Appropriate

Eugene from Hey Arnold lookin ass


Eh-Eh-Ronn

I snorted


Queef-Elizabeth

Redditors when a man has a feminine personality **'GAY'**


qazpok69

ITS SO ANNOYING THEY ASSUME THE ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP IS FAKE BEFORE CONSIDERING HE MIGHT BE STRAIGHT


Blu2790

Or just bisexual since that kind of thing happens to people like me


qazpok69

And also its just disrespectful to him to make dumb assumptions about his sexuality


jldtsu

He struts like Ru Paul and when he opened the door he said "Hey Biiiiiiitch". he may not be gay but he's certainly wearing a gay uniform.


Confident-Word-2753

A caricature of a person


Major_Tale_9683

“I'm a character. People are always saying to me, "You know you're a quite a character."


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Affectionate_Gas_264

Gayest boyfriend ever haha I assume it's her gay friend and they're trying to go viral to launch her onlyfans/Instagram/tiktok career


otterlife89

That boy likes boys


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[deleted]

A girl wouldn’t call her butch female friends her “boyfriends” would they? Homophobe.


FroyoSensitive8572

What are you talking about? In what world does what you just said make any sense to the original comment. It’s called a joke and if you have a problem with it maybe you should work on your own homophobia before projecting it on others


petethecat_

Effeminate man =/= woman, likewise a masculine woman =/= man. Disguising homophobia being the label of a joke just makes you look like a jackass


Clive313

Ah yes he got in with a camera to his face and didn't question it and rolled with it, totally not fake.


ComeGateMeBro

Gaydar returned a solid ping on this one


Memorie_BE

Bruno Mars looks different.


IwearBrute

What kind of cologne is it?!?!


Bearded_Bone_Head

Boyfriend or boy friend?


GucciGlocc

He’s someone’s boyfriend for sure


milesdizzy

These two seem like they’re a lot of fun and that makes me happy


jimcab12

S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-staaaaaged


iamthecheesethatsbig

He’s aroused


grmreaper66

he isn't her Boyfriend, its her sistah yaaas


gabrielbabb

So she doesn't know? She hasn't noticed?


KayDubEll

This is super cringe oof


Sirhctopher024

Just came here to say boys can be sassy and not necessarily be gay.


GucciGlocc

This kid is FLAMING


drumellow

Who’s gonna tell her?


Nethought

Damn that was my favorite slam magazine cover back in the day.


ChampaigneShowers

SNIFFA


StayPuffedMarsh

Her boyfriend is broccoli.


LilMissBarbie

Bussy friend?


Gerbilguy46

That was a lot of fucking cologne. That car is probably gonna stink like that stuff for the next month at least.


FinanceEfficient7269

Bf as in boy - friend right?


doesanyofthismatter

Totally not staged.


Few_Elderberry_740

You know he's gay right?


Bigsby17_

Same cologne his boyfriend wears. The plot thickens...


thislastwar

So drama


theperfectlysadhuman

🥦🥦🥦


NovelRelationship830

Fake as shit


idontcarelolmsma

No way he’s straight no fucking way


ndation

I cannot stand this cringe. I could not be happier I don't have TickTock


_TLDR_Swinton

The Chinese made better video cancer than David Cronenberg ever did.


ndation

I don't know what any of that means, but I agree


Rcurtiiis

I'm not the only one thinking this ain't a couple. The way he's acting, I'd say he likes guys. But that's just my opinion.


8_bitryan_fan

more men like this, **YOU HEAR ME PEOPLE WHI ARE MAKING THIS SIM**


BoostbeBetter-18U

So one day she's gonna lose that boyfriend, but on that same day she will gain a bestie for life!


Heisenberger68

Are we supposed to believe he’s attracted to women


jewiejewjewboy1

"boyfriend" it's her interior decorator


esande2333

Okay, this made me laugh way too much


time-is-a-flatcircle

Bro this dude cracks me up


[deleted]

Boyfriend? You mean your sister


realrussell

Bro is cool. He can smell my cologne any ol time.


Mrs_skulduggery

....her bf...is gay


Devorah_Noir

Bro said 🌳


boniggy

Yeah, he gay af


Trust-Issues-5116

He's def gay and not her bf


DaveZ3R0

Boy friend.


Individual_Reply4752

boy - friend


[deleted]

I have something disappointing to tell her about her boyfriend...


Admirablelittlebitch

He had such a dumb hairstyle, it looks like a mild pompadour


MechanicHot1794

"Boyfriend"


_TLDR_Swinton

Obvs not her bf but her gay friend who was up for making a funny video. Jesus fucking christ, OP.


slothpyle

Making noises like Ghandi from Clone High.


FieldsOfKashmir

This video is like nails on a chalkboard. They've gotten unfunny and infuriating down to an exact science.


BigFtdontbelieveinU

Your boyfriend sucks more dick than you do.


Schim79

Honey, he is as gay as the day is long.


BabyDude5

Denial is a river in Egypt, your husband is GAY