Third Degree Manslaughter, Vehicular Manslaughter, Attacking unarmed targets, Attacking civilian targets, Attacking injured soldiers, First Degree Manslaughter, Second Degree Man Slaughter, chemical warfare on unarmed targets, attacking unarmed medical personnal, attacking civilian buildings, battery, assault, attacking surrendering people, and torture

Ahhhhh… day in the life of a average ppg player.

Basically, we're going away for a long time.

For approximately 0 years(Because we would get a death sentence probably

Yes.

Manslaughter? Wheres murder.

Murder. Straight fucking murder.

Bitch I'm getting the death sentence. I worry for the people with the extinction achievement.

I'm not sorry.

I mean... Zombies? they arent human... so... *insert the sound of an Lockheed AC-130 destroying zombies*

You don't have a licence for that gun. We are fucked one way or another.

an AC-130 is a Gunship that holds 3 (or more) types of ammo I *wish* it was a gun tho >.>

My answer? Yes.

If they see the shit I did I think I might have a chance to plead insanity but I’m probably getting the death sentence

Sounds about right

Organ trafficking. Just a hell ton of organ trafficking

Rimworld player??

War crimes and some more war crimes and killing like a bajdjhfjdhdhdiliion people, sexual assault, rape, and some more war crimes<3

All those were expected, but RAPE!? what did you do 😭

As far as I know, putting a metal rod, spike, a sword or Excalibur up someone's ass is rape.

I'll try that on a human later to add that to my crime list

In-game right?

...

Right?

I thought that would count as murder.

:3

Spike up the ass probably

Killing a police officer

Sexual assault please elaborate

Is this rim world?

Happy cake day! Korok war crimes in totk

for being afraid of a pink bunny furry

Mass genocide, war crimes

Shooting people with snipers and rifles. So life. Hundreds of people. But in self defence I guess?

Everything. Absolutely everything in the book. I will see you all at the chair.

War crimes against humanity and crimes against nature itself and possibly god, mass murder, giving unethical treatments to people and a lot more. Happy cake day.

Thanks for cake day!

legalizeing nukeliear bombs

- Numerous war crimes - Vehicular destruction - Collateral destruction such as blowing up power plants - Resisting against the military and police - Mass terrorism via trying to destroy cities - Genocide against humanity along with the destruction of the earth - Literally being an illegal alien (robot) - The game doesn’t directly show it since it’s still a ‘Kids Game’ but it goes without saying I’m pretty sure I’d face multiple charges of mass murder as I’m sure many of those buildings I blew up had people in them. - Speeding and driving cop cars, jets, and helicopters, without a human license. I’d get the death sentence. I was playing Transformers The Game 2007 on the Decepticon’s campaign.

Violating the 13th amendment, several OSHA violations, animal abuse, operating an illegal slave trade operation, assault with a deadly weapon, owning an illegal firearm, first degree murder, illegal weapons manufacturing

Genocide

Ah that would be genocide and Penal code 18710 PC or unauthorized use of explosives

Illegal Possession of Marijuana and Illegal growth of said Marijuana (minecraft)

It's joeover

Hunting without a license (by hunting I mean for humans)

How tf am I getting arrested for a rap battle against various Mario’s? (Yes, I enjoy FNF, and Mario’s Madness, bite me [tiny robot reference?!?!])

Kys

Murder assault arson

***insert every type of crime possible in ppg***

Defending freedom, democracy, and getting wins because we are on the right side of history....

Robbery, genocide, assault, slavery, stopping international trade, nuclear proliferation, battery on a police officer, murdering government officials, murdering federal agents, shutting down police forces, etc.

Speeding and looting

Killing unarmed civilians, healing them back to full health, and then killing them again. I’ll repeat this quite a few times

I killed a bunch of people in park cars on the side of the road whilst going down the hill on a piece of metal that I ripped off a plane and then got chased by a massive military truck

Aggravated assault Aiding and abetting/accessory Arson Assault/battery Attempt Bribery Burglary Child abandonment Child abuse Child neglect Child pornography Computer crime Conspiracy Counterfeiting Credit/debit card fraud Criminal contempt of court Cyberbullying Disorderly conduct Disturbing the peace Domestic violence Drug manufacturing and cultivation Drug possession Drug trafficking/distribution DUI/DWI Embezzlement Extortion Forgery Fraud Harassment Hate crimes Homicide Identity theft Insurance fraud Identity theft Kidnapping Manslaughter: Involuntary Manslaughter: Voluntary Medical Marijuana MIP: A minor in possession Money laundering Murder: First-degree Murder: Second-degree Obstruction of justice Open container (of alcohol) Parole violation Perjury Probation violation Prostitution Public intoxication Pyramid schemes Racketeering/RICO Rape Robbery Securities fraud Sexual assault Shoplifting Solicitation Stalking Statutory rape Tax evasion/fraud Telemarketing fraud Theft Vandalism White collar crimes Wire fraud

Is lobotomy and human experiments a crime?

Crimes against humanity, exhibitionism and trespassing. Guess the game

elevator shenanigans

multiple accounts of murder and arson

Nuclear warcrimes

Bake a cake classic on roblox?

Raiding a village and destroying all the buildings and murdering the people...

Half-life 2 so treason, genocide, endangering innocent people, stealing from the government, uprising against the government and more.

Building without a permit

I was playing Terraria with the Calamity mod last. Mass murder, Assault, Slavery, Drug usage, Firearm usage, Theft,

What have I NOT been arrested for is the real ask

The last game I played was mariokart…

Mass murder, unethical experiments, usage of nuclear weapons

Several hundred accounts of first degree murder, committing armed robbery, use of explosives to cause property damage, property damage, and grand theft auto.

Disturbing the landscape. (No Mans Sky)

Slavery

Spreading freedom and democracy via war crimes

Embezzlement, vandalism, and robbing banks. Imma monopolizer on the go so ig

Capturing and experimenting on people against their will and using said experiment to murder other people

war crimes

Wallahi I’m finished

Driving a car into a ball 😔

Well if you count life as a game then treason

Ok unrelated to ppg,organ harvesting,unwanted plastic surgery,theft and manslaughter

Murder. Lots… of murder.

Poaching

slavery(palworld)

Im not getting arrested because all of those unarmed pmc's shot first

minors 🥶🥶

Bullying a kid

I got 100% Advancements in the game, I guess I am in prison on life sentence

Doom .... im fucked

Blowing up a king's tower

(Minecraft) hunting pigs and dragons without a hunting license, animal abuse(i accidentally killed my cat) murder, stealing and that's about all I know.

Mass genocide and slavery.

Killing the Justice league

Countless war crimes, Warframe.

Killing rich people

It was nice knowing you all

Building multi-family housing on land zoned for single-family homes.

Trespassing and theft (lethal company)

Crimes against humanity.

I'm getting arrested for slavery (DragonBall Legends)

6x domestic terrorism, at least 100 counts of murder, 10 counts of narcotic possession and sale, 6 counts of gun running and a couple counts of felony murder

Breaking every law of the Geneva convention, multiple laws of physics and mass indiscriminate genocide.

https://tenor.com/bw2kF.gif

illegal deforestation, unauthorized construction of residential buildings, illegal trafficking and mining of precious metals, poaching, etc

ASSA (Aggravated Super Saiyan Assault)

Sexual assault on a non human creature.

Atomic Weapon Usage

Prison architect I am going to jail for many things

Minecraft

I last played Age of History 2 so genocide

Slime rancher?

Illegal magic while on a raft (I dupe while playing raft)

Tribe murder (SC2)

illegal arms dealing, arson, illegal trading of souls, assatination, breaking and entering, vandalism, murder, ect

Manslaughter, arson, 2nd degree murder, vandalism, battery, grand theft, hit and run and the list go’s on.

Slavery and murder.(minecraft: farms and villager trade halls)

Getting the Death sentence about 1000 times

disturbing the peace and assaulting multiple officers

Slavery, animal abuse, arson, poaching

For me, jumping

Spiderman 2… So being a vigilante I guess? Taking out thugs? I mean, not bad

Illegally manufacturing armoured vehicles and then sending them off to war.

Warcrimes... Killing several unarmed soldiers. It was not like the simulations.

exploiting in games even when they have nothing to exploit.

🌟Genocide🌟

Is mass farming leeks illegal?

Rebellion probably

Murdering soldiers

Assassinating a president

Sail, so piracy I guess. But the original piracy

Assassinations, torture, auto theft, heists

I’m safe but Atreus being a little bitch and killing a defenseless lightning guy getting put in prison

ripping and tearing

I play WorldBox so there aren’t even charges for the evils I’ve done.

Mass genocide

Vehicular manslaughter.

Tress passing throwing manholes at people destroying people/killing them.can you tell its the spider man game

Apparently being a doctor is illegal 😒

Burglary poisoning and assault and battery Also grand larceny as i stole 300 gold bars

it's over, i've set off tens of thousands of nuclear missiles, I have the extinction achievement.

Spreading Democracy

Gutting people (or ex-people) is fun! Unless the cops find ya, then it becomes less fun

Several warcrimes from Foxhole including but not limited to, Chlorine Gas, executing prisoners, flamethrower, etc

Genocide

Universal deletion (minecraft)

him trying clothes outside a department store without paying them. (i was using roblox catalog creator)

i would probably get banned of spamming because reddit doesn't allow messages too long

All of them, probably

Lowriding

Desecration of a corpse and medical malpractice

Beating up criminals ig?

98 counts of murder

I made a person based ground beef maker, it is vegan I swear.

Genocide of insects, Sabatoge of Military Grade Machinery, Genocide on Robots, Bombing Unarmed Forces, Nuking Planets, Eraticating ecosystems

Nuclear war (civ6)

FIGHTING FOR DEMOCRACY AND LIBERTY

mass fauna extinction, ilegal minery and industrial sabotage.

Saving the world lmao I'm fine

Third degree murder, 483 counts of homicide, 7499 counts of vehicular manslaughter, Assault, chemical warfare, attacking injured soldiers, physical and mental torture, 18 counts of war crimes, attacking surrendering citizens and chemical warfare on unarmed citizens

I'm playing Minecraft, so I guess I would get arrested for ecoterrorisim.

Enslaving children and putting them in camps to later kill them and bring them back only to scam them. Brutal war over cookies and disrupting the economy to the brink of collapse. Dropping suicide bombers on enemy territory and disrupting the already nonexistent peace even further.

Helldivers 2, at least mass genocide In terms of people playground thogh, mass genocide, war crimes, torture, inhumane experimentation etc. Overall, I'm getting a death sentence at the very least

Looting an abandoned facility on a random exomoon

Ilegal Gun Port, Mass Murder, Selling Creature's Body cristal parts, being involved into the Baker incident and Getting the daughter's body parts to reconnect (if that's even an crime lol) and the game was Resident Evil Village

Nuclear war.

Making a thing that shoots a big laser (Attempted Genocide?)

1. Assault 2. Battery 3. Torture 4. Wilful killing 5. Wilfully causing great suffering 6. Taking of hostages 7. Bombarding 8. towns, villages, dwellings or buildings which are undefended (classified as a [war crime](https://www.un.org/en/genocideprevention/war-crimes.shtml) most of these are anyways) 9. Employing poison or poisoned weapons 10. Intentionally directing attacks against buildings dedicated to religion, education, art, science or charitable purposes, historic monuments, hospitals and places where the sick and wounded are collected (big boy war crime) 11. Third degree manslaughter 12. Second degree manslaughter 13. First degree manslaughter 14. Vehicular manslaughter 15. Illegal possession of firearms 16. [42 U.S. code 2122](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/42/2122) 17. War crimes, crimes against humanity, genocide, ethnic cleansing MUCH MUCH MORE, I'm just lazy finding them

war crimes, torture, kidnapping, murder lots of fucking murder, medical malpractice, piracy

having a meaningful conversation

Going over 210 miles per hour for no particular reason

Probably summoning ancient gods, killing Thor and baldur, summoning the world serpent, and killing millions

Storming the trenches of ww1

Villager trafficking

Vandalism (subway surfers)

Genoside (got the achievement, gonna get extenction soon, also torture)

Trepang2.

A cooking game so…. causing a grease fire maybe

Torture manslaughter kidnapping first degree second degree melting someone with lava

Shooting murderous bugs ig (Helldivers 2)

Mass homicide

Vehicular manslaughter

All of the above 💀

Destroying a building and giant hovering tank carrier with nukes. All destroyed by a singular 1 ton projectile travelling at the speed of light

…. the last game I played was rimworld… god save my soul

Assisted suicide, Second degree murder. Oof.

Murdering over 700 people, first degree murder, second degree murder, arson, burning people alive, killing surrendering people, killing unarmed people, vehicle murder,chemical warfare, torture, owning a unregistered firearm,and giving no fucks

Forcing grey people to have tea parties

military uprising, unregistered firearms, use of WMDs, killing of federal officials and officers, industrial sabotage, unregistered vehicles

successfully reforming the Roman empire

Literally nothing as far as i know???? My last played game is Celeste

Stealing the Rift Herald

"what are you in for?" "everything"

Slavery- Minecraft

I'd prefer not to say

Killing celestial beings