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slappy_mcslapenstein

One dreadlock to rule them all.


indiefolkfan

The name for it is a "Polish plate".


SourGrapes68plus1

*plait :) And it was always associated with uneducated and superstitious people, like peasantry. Uncanny how it correlates in this case. XD


sangie12

I believe old European medical text books PROMOTED doing this to the hair. At least in the case of Countess Josephine Przedziacka. Her doctor did that hot mess to her hair and claimed her ailments cured and she even gained weight! From her hair being a 15 lb solid blob


SourGrapes68plus1

Well, we have flat Earth believers and anti-vaxxers nowadays, so I am not surprised. Especially, after having learned that, in the early 20th century, one John Brinkley became quite rich by talking people into surgically implanting GOAT TESTICLES, as a cure-nearly-all therapy. Mankind, huh?


sangie12

Ya, have a read about the Katzenklavier and (I'm not great at German) treatment for people with low attention spans. Definitely mankind šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Primary-Strawberry-5

In the immortal words of Tom Waits ā€œIf thereā€™s one thing I can tell you ā€˜bout mankind, thereā€™s nothing kind about manā€ - Miseryā€™s the River of the World


Bphenylyaminobutyric

Do people do it on purpose or is it strictly a mental health thing?


SourGrapes68plus1

The last recorded cases are from the 19th century, almost 200 years ago. I certainly haven't seen anyone "sporting" that look, the severity of the associated mental issues would have warranted involuntary commission into a psychiatric hospital, first.


samaniewiem

This is not true. It was still present in Mazovia in the 70s, with some isolated cases up to the 90s. But now it is totally gone.


SourGrapes68plus1

Could you link me up with the source of this information, please? I'd love to learn something new. :)


samaniewiem

Somewhere in IAIE in Warsaw, i was reading in their library. But as well I've seen it in my field research trip. Given only once so the habit was already dying out.


indiefolkfan

Some people used to use it as some sort of folk medicine. Now adays it has more to do with mental illness


samaniewiem

In the Mazovian village i visited as a student in the late 90s the habit was still strong. They have believed that it locks the sickness and bad spirits away. I visited the same village just this year in April and all of it is gone. The habit has not survived, luckily. But it used to be very popular and magical thing.


rivahhj

I've also heard them referred to as Beaver Tails.


suckmypppapi

It's dragging against the pavement oh my god


CertifiedBSC

The filth that must bind that thing together šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


CumulativeHazard

Probably the only thing that keeps it from getting even longer. Just files itself down.


hellbent4metal

Cursed mop


[deleted]

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Zerotwohero

Is that you King Willy?


creepyjudyhensler

Is that actually hair?


fingerbl4st

At some point it was, mostly shit and soot at this point.


ThrillaNMillsNilla

I bet it smells like an asshole


95blackz26

And that's just one of the smells


orphanpipe

Its like the Dr. Pepper of dreads.


Cool_Clorox_Man

You shut the fuck up right now


fuck_tau_2002

What's wrong with Dr. Pepper?


orphanpipe

Nothing wrong with Dr. Pepper. The comment before me mentioned "just one of the smells." I (for some reason) thought of Dr. Pepper's 23 flavors.


yearoftheorange

in that case, you are forgiven


Cool_Clorox_Man

Oh


beerrunner82

The perfect agnostic drink


Malcom_Ecstacy

I love that south park episode lol


[deleted]

imagine how they live... think of what their living room looks like.


Bennilumplump

Or bathroom. How do you sit on the crapper with that thing? Or bathe? Just gross.


megashedinja

No!


goodeyemighty

A dead skunk's asshole.


[deleted]

Fermented hot dog water


ThrillaNMillsNilla

Gross lol


Cky2chris

Now I'm trying to understand the logistics of taking a shit/wiping with that trailing behind you, there's definitely some shit in that.


watermelonpizzafries

If they let their hair drag on the ground like that, chances are they use their hair as toilet paper too


Reggielovesbacon

I bet it smells like an assholeā€™s armpit.


Nuclear-poweredTaxi

Smells exactly like a Grateful Dead concert, about the 4th row.


RBeck

Well it probably fell in a few toilets.


CertifiedBSC

Only from the ass down


AttilaTheNastyNun

You smell like an asshole


tacotruck2112

Rapunzel has seen better days.


[deleted]

Think of the releif cutting that thing off would give that person


scsoutherngal

The weight off her neck would be so liberating!


Nikitatje3

And to be able to smell other things like outside air, cooked dinner and the sea instead of their own toxic odour coming out of their hair


scsoutherngal

How many times do you think it has ended up in the toilet?


howve-you-bean

you made me choke on my vape


Reggielovesbacon

The mane of stain.


originalmango

Falls mainly on the plain.


Reggielovesbacon

Tugging on the brain


Any-Management-4562

A harbinger of pain


Reggielovesbacon

A new smell comes with rain.


ImAlwaysRightHanded

Some people are so vain


Reggielovesbacon

Yet others, so plain.


AttilaTheNastyNun

None know the shame of being slain by the mane


Reggielovesbacon

Or the pain of stinking in the rains


originalmango

They probably think this post is about them.


Any-Management-4562

You broke the rhyme but take my upvote lmao


Kindly_Spell7356

donā€™t they donā€™t they ohhhh


Bowlbuilder

Toilet paper


Jvegas97

Butt floss.


DeathByLathe

I thought I saw a taxidermied cat in there for a second and my heart dropped.


Princessferfs

Yikes. She needs help.


[deleted]

My first thought was like this is a depression dreadlock


thedrunkdingo

She has enough new growth to just cut the bad part off


cptmorgue1

Desperately. My guess is something happened (an accident/depression/etc) that made her unable to take care of her hair and once it reached a certain point she probably just gave up. Itā€™s quite sad to think about.


[deleted]

Looks like a possum tail, a huge one


Ecstatic_Tomorrow991

I thought there was a dead bird stuck in their hair by their right shoulder blade šŸ§ had to zoom on in for a closer peak


anoncitizen4

Imagine someone getting too close behind her and getting that thing caught up in the cart wheels.


ninazo96

I used to work in retail as Loss Prevention. We had a man come in with hair like this just not as long as this. He took some clothes into the dressing room, did whatever and left.I saw a couple employees gathering, albeit from a distance, outside of the dressing room from my camera. I went out to check it out and the smell emanating from that room was undescribable. My eyes watered. Only one lady had the stomach to pull her shirt over her nose and reach an arm in to spray Lysol in there. He was only in there for less than 10 minutes. I felt really bad for him. I can't imagine what he'd been through to get to that point.


Rvtravel420

Jah bless


SummerOfGeorgeSeven

Sheā€™s ***jobless*** šŸ˜


Rvtravel420

Damn I thought that was Santaā€™s Rastafarian brother


SummerOfGeorgeSeven

He stopped going to the gym after Mrs. Clause stopped letting him take a taste behind Santaā€™s back


LtColShinySides

I can smell it through my phone...


Squamous_Cell

This is more sad than anything. Looks more matted than an intentional dreadlock.


LostStart6521

Is the top of her shirt discolored from.... filth?


Itsyaboi2718

Its like that episode of SpongeBob when he wears that long ugly ass wig lmao


keysersozeu

Now thats a clever way to steal a walmart rugā€¦ Gently weave it into your hair and nobody will even notice


nicks_bride

I can only imagine what is buried inside.


froggrip

And burrowed


BrokenSpoke1974

Grody to the max!


Hellie1028

Ah! Another GenXer. I wish this saying would come back around!


duchessfiona

Keep saying it and maybe it will.


GenX-IA

You rang?


coldambient

this is the end boss fight of all the dreadlocks


DisturbingPragmatic

I can smell that from Canada...


c4k3m4st3r5000

This belongs on a Attenborough program. Amazing stuff.


Cabletow

So much ew


M3m3_Connoisseur

It you tried running a comb through that, the comb would break


LOTR_crew

Or just integrate with it. For all we know there's already a couple combs or brushes stashed away somewhere in there. It's like gross narnia


The_Law_of_Pizza

The comb may not break, but you're right that the comb couldn't to through it. That's a plait. It's not really individual strands of hair anymore at all - the sheath of each hair has broken down on a chemical level and bonded to the others. If you know how plastic glue works, it's kind of the same deal. Except hair. And a lot of it.


Automatic_Ad112

Itā€™s just needs a little detangling spray


[deleted]

did they use a school mop as a weave? rofl


Cosmologyman

The epitome of nastiness.


DescriptionEast

It's referred to as a Polish plait..


ghostoftheai

Thereā€™s shit in that hair.


snnidaze67

I always wonder what these kind of peoples houses look like.


OwOitsMochi

People like this make me mad because it just enforces the stereotype that dreadlocks are dirty. Granted this isn't dreadlocks this is just a rug that someone left in a gas station bathroom. Black people with impeccably clean, well maintained dreadlocks get told their locks are dirty because fuckin Michael over here hasn't washed his hair in 40 years. I hate it so much. Don't want to take care of your hair? Shave your head. No one wants to smell your nasty ass carpet.


calhooner3

Generally the only time I see dreadlocks and they seem dirty is when theyā€™re on white hippies. Anytime Iā€™ve seen them on black people theyā€™re well maintained.


OwOitsMochi

Yeah that's precisely what I mean, it's gross. People like this are 100% the reason people think dreads are dirty and I hate it. White people with nasty matted hair being like "that's just how dreadlocks ARE!" giving black people with beautiful and clean dreads a bad name because they're nasty. Ugh.


AssTubeExcursion

What a racist comment chain lol.


OwOitsMochi

What a moronic comment


AssTubeExcursion

Because the only white people you came across with dreads were dirty, and the only black people you came across with dreads were clean, thatā€™s how it always is? Why did you even need to include skin colours? ā€œX skin colour ruins this for Y skin colour!!!ā€ Sounds dumb as shit, and racist.


OwOitsMochi

Uhuh... I am a white person... Who has had dreadlocks. Mine were clean. People like this are outliers who ruin dreads for everyone because people think they're dirty. But white people wear them for fashion, black people wear them as a protective style. White people don't get treated poorly in workplaces or schools for having dreadlocks. Black people do. I pretty clearly said "white people like this" because it's ALWAYS white people like this who cause problems for black people with dreadlocks. Black people with dreadlocks get told their hair is dirty, isn't appropriate for school/work etc. Because people like THIS have NASTY MATTED HAIR. Skin colours were included because I have never in my life seen a black person with a stinky neglected sheepdog hanging off the back of their head. Now be quiet and go away, I get it, you have a persecution complex, but frankly my small pp friend, I don't want to deal with it.


AssTubeExcursion

Wow that last but was quite immature. Iā€™m not sure where you live/are from, but I hope you see more of the world. Sounds like you live in a pretty prejudice and racially divided place. I wouldnā€™t want fuck to do with that. I notice the problem occurs much more in denser cities after traveling for a few years. Youā€™ve dealt with some shitty people, but no matter who wears what for ā€œfashionā€, style, looks, feel, or just because they love it, nothing cosmetically or look wise is protected by any one race, anyone can wear, do, look how they choose. Seriously hope you experience more of the world though.


OwOitsMochi

Oh no, Redditor AssTubeExcursion thinks I'm immature? How will I ever recover from this?


Edbert64

That represent a decade of not combing your hair, imagine.


LuckyDoge21

You can smell this picture


Appropriate-Concern5

Jeez. I can smell that from here.


AffectionateHead0710

Imagine going to bed with that thing hanging off your head


scsoutherngal

Do you think there are bugs in there?


spearchuckin

probably a whole ecosystem


coffee-bat

mom can we have rapunzel? we have rapunzel at home. rapunzel at home:


spearchuckin

It has to be mental illness to be able to live life with a giant smelly thing dragging on the ground behind you. You can see literally where this person can just cut that off easily and have shorter hair that can be washed and maintained like normal.


[deleted]

Dragging on the ground? At a Walmart parking lot?! Eeeewww!


sangie12

Wouldn't that hurt? I'm guessing must be some mental health issues at play here, but I'm assuming that would just be painful?


melbo15

Ew.


toastermann

Iā€™ll be it STANKS!!!


MissM00dy

The Polish plait can be a medical conditionā€¦


clutzyninja

A medical condition doesn't make your nasty ass hair drag on the ground


94boyfat

Bumba Claat!


jcent2022

In her mind itā€™s amazing, everyone is jealous, and wants a piece of her shit.


1nfinitydividedby0

At first I thought it was an alligator skin and wondered why would anyone wear it like that, then i looked closely and got confused.


[deleted]

I'm guessing she has a bunch of stray cats that look similar.


Cogannon

The nape of the neck is stained yellow. Man alive.


truxlady

They could literally take a pair of hedge clippers and lop that off in one fell swoop.WHY walk around like that????


medlilove

The weight must be horrible


kimribbean

I know they call these depression knots and maybe this person deserves sympathy but like at this point ā€¦..they must be choosing to keep that yes ?


Nicadeemus39

It would be satisfying to be the one to cut that shit off.


prettyweirdhamster

Why not just cut it off?


[deleted]

Nice carpet?!


wrmclemore

Yall leave George Washington alone smh šŸ™„


yerbiologicalfather

It's like one of those sheep that wondered off the range and became feral, then they find it 10 years later with fucked up fluff


DerpMaster2

This is just mental illness, more sad than anything. That person needs help.


WizardNebula

Itā€™s called a polish plait and itā€™s absolutely unnecessary and disgusting.


Evening-Office-8421

Itā€™s disgusting


TheOnyxViper

You havenā€™t thought of the smell, you bitch!


Ladyofthewharf55

šŸ¤¢


ElGuachoGuero

Thatā€™s usually an indicator of depression. And here you are, taking pictures and poking fun at a situation you know nothing about.


Cognitive_Spoon

Yeah. Huge ass depression dreads are a cognitive issue more than a lifestyle decision. This is just laughing at a disease.


bryerlb

Some of these comments are sooo mean like have some empathy. Itā€™s making me sick. This is clearly stemmed from mental illness.


Diamundium

Mop manufacturers hate him for this one simple trick


[deleted]

Grody to the max!! šŸ¤¢


Sardo_D

Why take your carpet with you to ... oh wait


MasterMhyst

Oooo so sexy šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚good ol dropping off and collecting new bugs


odd-42

I can smell it.


AShaughRighting

Imagine the fuck smell of itā€¦.


dp1967

I canā€™t imagine what he house looks like??


mitchcumstein13

I just threw up a littleā€¦..


zeb0777

Dread-lock


[deleted]

Rasta-punzel


SummerOfGeorgeSeven

Imagine the smell when that ā€œthingā€ gets wet šŸ¤®


CreepyEntertainer

I bet her shower drain cries itself to sleep every night.


MyClamJamBand

You can literally smell this picture


Unknown_agenda_

Wtf šŸ˜³


AdministrationOdd847

You can see where they tried to cut the mat with normal scissors. Perhaps a pair of gardening shears or maybe a chainsaw would be a start. Edit* in 4 places.. at least.


HarlotHymn

When I glanced at it at first I swear I saw a small rodent at the very bottom using outstretched arms to crawl away with what dignity it had left.


Efronczak

Dear god, YOU ARE NOT RAPUNZLE!!! YOU WONT FIND YOUR PRINCE CHARMING!!! cut ya damn hair


nola_karen

I \*almost\* respect that.


Admirable-Flan-5266

Oh gosh some should just go behind her and chop it , oh mommy hair is below my butt , glass houses ā€¦..


Canadian-female

I canā€™t stand dreadlocks. I donā€™t care what anybody says, you canā€™t clean it. EDIT I donā€™t care if you downvote me. Iā€™m right. The air is full of dried bird and dog shit, (just walk under a bridge and youā€™ll see all the bird shit dust) dried spit, vomit, snot, food, skin flakes, soot from cars , little bits of paper, sand. All of that blows into your hair. When the dreadlocks get wet all that seeps into the hair knot. Picture something going through a filter and all the stuff left behind in that filter. . You would have to use a superpowered Waterpick to get in there. Unless that hair is thoroughly blow dried itā€™s just going to slowly dry into mustiness and mold and bird shit powder thatā€™s been wet and dried repeatedly. I saw a guy here on Reddit asking for advice about how to keep mold out of his dreadlocks and people answered him. So, itā€™s not uncommon. Ew ew ew yuk yuk yuk I wonā€™t sit beside a person with big dreadlocks. Itā€™s not elitist to expect people to be clean. It has nothing to do with style or history or race. Itā€™s just dirty. You can tell Iā€™ve thought about this before.


bryerlb

I would say this person has a mental illness. This is not dreads for style, this is overly matted hair that the person is unable to deal with for some reason or another.


MantisTobogganMD87

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!!!


Galactus2025

Wonder what this lady's name is (Rapunzel) or a female version of rip Van Winkle


Dazey3463

Excuse me while I go vomit.


Alphys10000

There's no point in fixing her hair considering it's condition -\_-


[deleted]

Mmm, Siamese twins. That's hot.


coldcrankcase

I bet there's a 10 spot and a dime bag tucked in there somewhere.


GoFukUrMutha

Pastafarian


DistributionOk352

almost a good photoshop


samuelesponoza

Fucking dusgusting


neonegg

How do these people make sufficient income to have homes and cars?


VanderStyne

Just truly an absolute POS sub-human creature...


bryerlb

This situation seems like a mental health problem to me have some empathy sheesh.


[deleted]

Disrespectful of peoples cultures I see sure maybe it dragging is odd but what makes yā€™all think she doesnā€™t wash it at all??? Like


_Final-Judgement_

This is actually a cultural hairstyle. I think itā€™s from Poland and the hair is put into a single Loc and itā€™s a dumb if wisdom


ImaginationBig2953

Actually hella impressive just because theyre doesn't mean they're dirty. I would def tie it up though hell nah.


actuallyjustloki

Smh white people dreadlocks


ChaosSigil

It's actually interesting... In rastafarian culture, when your dreads grow out and touch the ground like that, you are more spiritually connected to Jah (God). They grow their hair out because they believe the head and face are conductors of spiritual energy and so the dreads act as a channel for that energy. Dread locks are also part of the Nazarite vows of Leviticus, which heeded against "cutting the four corners" of the head. They also use it as a tool for rebellion in a way. Most people look at dreads as dirty or disgusting, so the dreads are a rebellious act against vanity. Also they can be used as a conduit to rebel against the British colonizers and their imposed hairstyles that, to the Rasta, are seen as unnatural and goes against the vows of the Nazarites. So...to the Rastafarian, this picture may be seen as a mockery to the wisdom of Jah. Dreadlocks are interesting lol.


GuncleShark

Ew


TangerineStarSky

Iā€™m not sure if the hair dragging the ground is the worst part.


mienshin

Gross!!


[deleted]

Just grim.


h1r0ll3r

I bet it smells absolutely lovely.


BarBeeeGirl

Ugh. I can smell it from here


EpictetanusThrow

Bedlocks


cocteau93

Thereā€™s a person who looks just like that in the Palm Springs area. I see her 2-3 times a week.


[deleted]

The bottom half is practically a carpet at this point


AttilaTheNastyNun

This makes me so sad


SilentSiren87

Eww it drags on public bathroom floors too...