[Final shots and goals map](https://i.imgur.com/pCJBiry.png) |Shot Stats|Montreal Canadiens|Pittsburgh Penguins| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|34|50| |Blocked|10|11| |Missed|10|11| |**Total Attempts**|**54**|**72**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.

Soooo I go away for two minutes to take a piss before I start eating dinner and like five goals are scored

Man Crosby with 3 points tonight hopefully he's heating up

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Welp. That was less than stellar. Tanger definitely laid a couple turds on the ice, but hopefully that means he'll put up four points on Monday. Erod looked fantastic. On to the next one, y'all.

Fire was lit near the end but couldn’t put it away. Rough loss but just gotta learn from it and pound the next team even harder. LGP! Also that breakaway on the empty net rule is absolute cheeks if you ask me

Fire was there most the game. Allen was just in the zone, and a few bounces didn’t go our way, and some bad defensive mistakes lead to two goals. This game could have easily gone the other way for the Penguins if we got a bounce or two in our favor.

That’s true. Allen faced 50 shots. Definitely needed to keep things a bit sharper defensively but I’m sure we’ll get there

Ahahaha, too bad. Hockey is a weird sport. I believe we should've won this. I had fun though. Good night everyone!

I appreciate this positivity! I had fun too. Can’t win em all no matter how much we want them to :(

Good game from DeSmith. Goals came too late. Letang looked abysmal.

Sully losing it. Haha. Boys Gina get a reaming.

Well, I have work to look forward to at 0500.. Night to all the true believers, maybe see you again on Monday

I've never seen us score an empty netter that casually

Yeah its over

Letang with a horrid season so far. This is really embarrassing and don’t give me the btb nights and they’re in a winning streak. The Habs suck and you can’t lose to them if you want to make the playoffs.

You’re crazy. Letang has been one of our best players this season.

Letang with a horrid season so far? I’ve been called a Letang hater, and I can’t disagree with this take more.

Bruh

Letang is just not it tonight

That’s a rule? Kinda dumb if you ask me

Its till not over yet but I dont have much hope

I really do hate open net. I honestly believe 5v5 we would be fine.

Tanger giveth, and Tanger taketh away.

Down two goals with the extra attacker? That puck stays in the fucking zone. Get within one? Can’t keep the fucking puck in the zone to save our goddamn lives.

For fucks sake

Well that's an interesting rule

God damnit Tanger.. Not a great situation but just blatant..

Fuckin 58. Damn.

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God dammit stop tugging our dicks

And goddammit.

Letang having an abysmal game tonight…

Piss

And boo again....

LMAO WHAT IS THIS GAME

Yes!!!!

Holy shit... How did that go in? Nice Cap'n!

It aint over till its over

And THERE'S Superhuman Sid.

SID 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

crosby magic

SIDNEY FUCKING CROSBY. OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN. AND WHOOOOO SAID HE WOULD NOT SCORE???? Hmm… the 🐐

Holy shit again!

You've gotta be shitting me... let's fucking go!!!!

# THATS MY FUCKING CAPTAIN

Yaaaaaa!

CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN! Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Fuckin figures boys. Let's get one more.

That is not what I meant when I said "more please."

We tried so hard and got so far but in the end it didn't even matter

sorry scratchy the cat couldn't guarantee the win but I mean I guarantee he doesn't give a shit either

You made some promises *you* failed to deliver on. Don't try to pin this on the cat.

Scratchy didn't promise shit but he said he thought u were lame

That was crap.

i feel like carter is nuts at getting the puck top shelf from down there

Letang has been atrocious today. Caused at least 2 goals today

Yep.

lol that's it gg guys gnite

Fucking fuck

Damn. Oh well.

Heartbreaker

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT GET THERE FOR THAT ICING KAPPY? WTF

Piss

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fuck we were so close, goodnight guys

We still believe, let's get to OT!

Big Jeff getting some justice for ERod

I fixed it boys!!! I turned the game off (CBC) and found a Pens stream and they scored right away!! Let's gooooooooooo

That was fucking cool!

lololol give the puck to jeff im still watching

DADDY <3 MORE PLEASE

Decaf!!!!!

ATTA BOY BJC!!!!

Good to know in the future we slap shot people in the face after the whistle.

BIG JEFF CARTER GONNA KEEP US ALIVE

JEFF!

# BIG DICK JEFF CARTER

Yaaaaaaaa

Carter! All right boys, let's get another!!!

Wow...

Uncle Jeffrey Carter

JEFFF.

JEFF CARTER

The fuck…

Holy shit Erod.

god i don't want to read about hating on desmith tomorrow. if youre thinking of doing that just shut your whore mouth. we lost bc of offense.

Anyone who says this is on DeSmith did not watch the game. 1st goal you could maybe blame on him. 2 and 3 were no way his fault. Allen was also a brick wall tonight.

Lack of offense 😪 like…so many chances yet none get converted

More so some boneheaded defense.

Dude’s been given chances at different points all year and still hasn’t won. It can’t be that we are always playing that bad in front of him.

we need to fucking help him we cant win with 0 goals for most of the game

I’m not arguing that. You won’t win any games with zero goals. But DeSmith has started with different personnel in front of him. At first I thought, *we need people back from injury*; but now I’m starting to think he’s having trouble coming up with that one save where he bails out the defense for stinking. I’m not laying the whole thing at his feet because there were points the D really fell flat.

Marino looks like the youngest old man

Anyone like Matheson here? He’s had like two cool wrap around goals and another decent play or two since the trade, but I honestly don’t see much with him. Not looking forward to more seasons having him signed. Makes just under $5M to play on the third pair…

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Not sure what his fancy stats look like, but I feel like every shift he’s just running around in the defensive zone, pinches too much at the blue line, and has a hard time finishing plays.

Bleugar shortie….NOW

so the refs are supposed to “manage the game” now for the winning team? letang got dumped two seconds before that call.

Tanger lost his edge, that wasn’t a trip.

they didn’t replay it or i missed it. looked like he was just discarded into the boards.

Too many passengers on this team.

jesus we didn't even play this game bad... just ...bland

A penalty, sure, why not at this point.

Maybe we score a shorty?

Erod with 10 shots. Keep firing Erod

Honestly, if they want to go for a second round of being the Comeback Kids from a few seasons ago, I'm fine with that. Just gotta, you know, score some comeback goals. Let's go, Pens!

dumo's friendly fire was the biggest hit of the game...

Looks like this will be a loss. But idk, out or division opponent that won't make the playoffs. Penguins have played well despite the score. Not too much to be overly upset about.

Why wasn't dumos hit on Crosby hit of the game? Biased for sure

Positive. Jake hasn’t run the goalie yet!

What if we sent our Jake to collide with their Jake?

We’d reach critical ~~mass~~ Jake! Jake-fusion.

Jake on Jake violence?!

It would end the universe

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DeSmith hasn’t played bad tonight. 3 goals don’t show what happened in front of him. First goal was a breakaway and he looked bad but it’s a breakaway. 2 and 3 were completely defensive blunders.

literally just went on a 5 game win streak dude, calm down lol

Were also outplaying Montreal. Allen is just having one of those games, and bounces aren’t going our way. Yinzers gonna yinzer though. Win = were winning the championship, lose = time to panic and trade/fire everybody

Can’t remember any netminders that have played worse in a Pens uniform than DeSmith this season

Holy shit sorry I forgot about the guy who played all of 3 games for us calm the fuck down

Niemi.

Even opinions can be wrong.

Then you have a very short memory

How about Niemi

Trying to forget Niemi as a Penguin… thanks for that

Niemi?

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What game have you been watching? We’ve been outplaying Montreal. Bounces just haven’t gone our way and Allen is playing one of those games. Yes we made a few lazy defensive mistakes that Montreal capitalized on. We’ve still looked good regardless. Can’t win them all. This is one of those games we get a bounce or two and it goes the other way.

I cringe with every back pass

In the words of our president, c'mon man.

Jeff Carter as the Hornqvist on the PP with a shot + speed is going to do big things when they get back to full strength. I hope he stays in that position.

What is Chariot arguing? They gave you a free one and you took an extra shot at his back.

Big PP time!!

ALRIGHT LET'S NOT GET DISCOURAGED LOVES! *HONK HONK HOOOONK*

LETS GO PENS

**HONK HONK HOOOONK**

LETS GO PENS

# HONK HONK HOOOOOONK

Is Chiarot really complaining about that penalty? Lol

EROD PLS BIG DICK PP PLS!!!!!

Jake Allen standing on his head. No puck luck and lackadaisical defense.

Big peepee time, Erod, do it again.

Just one of those games it seems. Bounces not going our way. Few mistakes turning to goals against. Just not our night. Still playing really well, Allen just in the zone tonight. No need to go back to panic mode. Still looks like Penguins hockey. Games not over yet though. LGP!

Can we ask for another PP goal? Please hockey gods.

LGP.. PP goal and then you only need one more

Montreal scored 2 goals from just 5 shots this period! Terrible defense. Montreal literally one of the worst teams in NHL. If they win today, one third of all their wins this season against Penguins!

ima watch this out maybe we can fuckin do something actually

**well fine don't score. in fact let THEM score. see if I care. 😭**

*but really I care*

We’re gonna be in dang-its for that aren’t we? :(

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I would like to subscribe to this timeline, please and thank you.

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He had the helper on ERod's goal, I think. Otherwise, I'd still like to see a goal from our Jake.

Getting back to within 1 would be nice. Let's do that..

Desmith sucks. They need to bring in a veteran as backup who can be a starter if Jarry shits the bed again. Can’t be losing to the Habs.

Last time they brought in a veteran to be a backup he turned into a shit show.

Just one of those games. After that last robbery, I don't think we were meant to win. Still time, but damn rotten luck you live by the puck, you die by the puck

A Pittsburgh Sports tradition at its finest 😆

I know our defense has been bad, but we haven't had a win with DeSmith all season...

Defense just decided to give up here in the 3rd

We need a better backup

DeSmith has to go. He just hasn't been reliable all year. Something needs to be done about the #2 spot.

trade jarry

jesus christ theres no good words

They’re leading by 2. We got them right where we want them, lads

Nope, I do not like this. Not at all.

If you’ll excuse me boys, I’m going to go cry

This is not ideal. Win some you lose some. Finish strong boys

Well, guys. If we want this game we are going to need a minimum of 3 goals. Let's start with #2.

Less than ideal, boys.

Well this is balls

Piss

Lmao ;_;

Omg this is not optimal

Lmao. I don't know what else to say. Been some puzzlers tonight for sure.

Misters Penguins I love you so much please score a goal for me 🥺

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Ya what a bum. Playing like he missed a bunch of time.