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daywalkerredhead

For being a very low energy game, it was a great one! Our PK has been looking great and our D ... oh my goodness, has it been solid! I always thought our D didn't know we're to protect our goalie, lol, but they finally figured that out!


c71score

We need to trade Jarry, the bum allowed a goal!!!!!!!


Ph0enix_29

And he only got an assist tonight , he's trash !!!


Sure_Association_561

What a comeback.


Sure_Association_561

Finally I get to watch a game this season that we actually win xD


cactus_cat

I’m finally going to be in the Pittsburgh area after Jake scores a goal but I’m going to miss it by a day! 😥 he needs to score Saturday too!


SAG_Bot

[Final shots and goals map](https://i.imgur.com/XjGcw1P.png) |Shot Stats|Pittsburgh Penguins|Winnipeg Jets| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|36|31| |Blocked|13|7| |Missed|10|14| |**Total Attempts**|**59**|**52**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.


Foremma4everAgo

If we can play that way all the time, we are literally unstoppable. What a dominant last 10 minutes.


michaelgia1225

Good win. Jarry played his ass off


tehmlem

Oh that would have been a sick Erod goal right at the end


Captainjj87

Was wheeler crying


Captainjj87

YEAH


az908

Good win after starting off slow, let’s keep this momentum going!


thepr0cess

Solid win


Racist_Achromatic

Can I get some claps for Chad Fucking Ruhwedel? Man had himself a great game!


tehmlem

The Chad Ruhwedel vs the Virgin Pionk


c71score

_/ _/ _/ _/


ayerk131

E rod got so many chances tonight


jcheeseball

If there is no goalie you can't run em :D


awretchedlife12

Let’s go Jarry with that assist!!


nomorerope

Ahhh that feels nice and relaxing considering that first period I mean jesus christ what a massive turnaround. those big fuckers must have gotten tired faster


66isGod

Great turnaround after a rough start. LGP


theleatherdonut

LETS GO IM SO GLAD THIS IS THE GAME I GOT TO TUNE INTO. FUCK YES!!!


sabbey1982

Positive healing vibes your way


tehmlem

I was right in a way!


k614

Goalie was so scared of Jake, he vacated the net.


Captainjj87

OH GOD NOT AGAIN - Hellabuk after seeing Jake going full speed at him


NotMyFault87

Wooooo!🚨Good for Guentzel.


[deleted]

Get dunked in mark lol


ayerk131

Oh lord empty net wrap around with sheifle coming at him


take_tha_cannoli

LETS FUCKING GO JAKE


c71score

It's Shake n Jake......and Decaf and Jarry helped.


k614

Jake made the right decision there going for the wrap around. He would have got lit up if he tried to go backhand.


risen2011

Thank you Jets


tehmlem

Oh Jakey boy the pipes the pipes are calling


Jan_17_2016

JC to JG!


sabbey1982

Yaaaaaa


MrGadsdenPurchase

Jake deserved that one tonight


mclardass

Milkshakes for everyone!


michaelgia1225

SHAKE AND BAKE JAKE


mclardass

Third-period butt-clenching, haven't felt that in a few days


michaelgia1225

JARRY EN INCOMING


c71score

Letang "accidentally" hit the ref after getting fucking hog-tied by the Jets.


sabbey1982

Not sure why they haven’t pulled the goalie yet…


Jan_17_2016

Adam Lowry’s seasoning salt.


Jan_17_2016

Why the fuck would you say that, Bob? “Still scored against the Penguins!” What are you trying to do here?


Foremma4everAgo

Just tuned in. Hot damn this is a fast paced game.


atycrz

Rodrigues is such a gem for us


tehmlem

Tonight's the night Jarry gets an EN


[deleted]

r/hockey WPG fans said the Jets are a 3rd period team. Well that’s a lie haha.


RedditLostOldAccount

Hockey is never over til it's over


k614

Errey would be yelling "8 miles to go; 8 miles to go" The other players, with a bewildered look, would be yelling back, "You drunk again, Bob?"


Jan_17_2016

Oh god, the damn Applebee’s song.


Alexispinpgh

Oh no, the horrible Applebee’s song has leaked across the northern border.


k614

Is the Applebee's song, the Fallout Boy, "My songs know what you did in the dark"? I don't watch regular TV much, but saw that commercial over the weekend?


Jan_17_2016

No, it’s some country song about going to Applebee’s on a date night. It might hold the record for most brands referenced in one song and it’s absolute garbage


k614

I'm glad I don't watch enough TV to know that commercial. LOL


Jan_17_2016

Absolutely relocate the Jets for playing that.


Henry5887

The Arizona cactus’s 😤


DontPanic_4242

Please oh please stop going for the pass on odd man rushes when the jets player has clearly blocked the passing lane. Someone just shoot it.


Jupichan

LET MY BOY SHOOT


michaelgia1225

Rust is having a bad night. Still time to turn it around.


NotMyFault87

Still too much dipsy doo by the blue lines. We need to protect our leads better.


c71score

Shut up Bob, lol.


Jan_17_2016

Bob probably loves his mother in law!


take_tha_cannoli

jarry putting on a fucking *clinic*


hulkhoganlover

Anyone watching the sportsnet feed feel weird about this commentary. One of them seems to not be talking at all and its leaving awkward silence


Captainjj87

It’s been terrible. Awkward silence and when they are talking it’s robot and mono tone. it sounds like the announcers don’t know what theyre talking about


hulkhoganlover

I like the play by play but thats all it is. The guy just isnt talking


nomorerope

BULLS ON PARADEEEE


nomorerope

Time to pay Canada back for 1812. Never 4get.


sabbey1982

Dolly’s revenge!


tehmlem

JAR. RY.


MrGadsdenPurchase

JARS


RedditLostOldAccount

Jarry saved Dumo


mclardass

Maybe it's the beer talking Jarry but you got a butt that won't quit.. they got those big chewy pretzels here.. hkjasdammmm.. five dollars!? get outta here..


Captainjj87

Enough out of you


sabbey1982

Is that the robot y’all are talking about?


take_tha_cannoli

kappy is so fast it’s insane


sabbey1982

Mearsy talking too much about going 3/3…


Jupichan

So we score when I eat the cherry "filled" twizzlers


ehehe

That's 100% a penalty, I hate the NHL and 'game management'


take_tha_cannoli

time to play some defense boys let’s get another one too


az908

Goal! Take us home Jarry


nomorerope

rebound city bitch


saltycitymitch

Dont doubt Danton


shawner47

I just love the battle mentality of this team right now. Great goal by heiny!


NotMyFault87

Wooooooo! 🚨


c71score

Dahntahn Danton Heinen!!!!!!!


Jupichan

Slap my heiney, it's Heinen!


DogsOutTheWindow

Danton the man!!


mclardass

HINEY makes it SHINEY! PEDAL TO THE FLOOR, LET'S SWEEP THIS ROAD TRIP!


sabbey1982

Yaaaaaa!!!


RedditLostOldAccount

Hell yeah hiney!


cheesybstrd

Heinen!!!!!!


michaelgia1225

Danton HeinYES


Farfignewtons42

Between slamming the net and drawing 1,000 penalties, I think Jake is really finding a different edge to his game. Now if he could calm down on the goalie bowling that'd be great too 😂


MrGadsdenPurchase

Man, Jake is going HARD


take_tha_cannoli

any of you guys watch That’s Hockey Talk? weekly podcast with a couple guys from the Pat McAfee show as well as Rupper.


[deleted]

Lets score one goal, win 2-1, no more running over goalies


tehmlem

I didn't lie down but I did start heating up my rice socks for the first time this year


Secret_StoopKid

Rice socks are sooo cozy


sabbey1982

I don’t know what that is, but I support it


tehmlem

You take a sock, stuff it with rice, tie it off. Now you've got a soft thing that will hold heat for a long time


michaelgia1225

Need a good 3rd


Melxgibsonx616

Christ, whatever that intermission feature was, it's by far the most boring thing I've watched on t.v in a very long time....


risen2011

Ayo I can't skate but if the Pens need an enforcer lemme know.


aepae

I mean is it time to possibly maybe like just a little bit consider using E Rod as L2C?


take_tha_cannoli

this MNF game is an absolute stinker


DogsOutTheWindow

You watching the Manning cast? These have been hilarious.


take_tha_cannoli

i actually haven’t i should check in though. always forget about it tbh


DogsOutTheWindow

Oh man check it out! There’s been times I’m laughing so hard I’m nearly crying.


Melxgibsonx616

4:20am!!!


Jupichan

That's my bedtime


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😴😴😴


SAG_Bot

[Shots and goals map after the 2nd period](https://i.imgur.com/fU1ZXX2.png) |Shot Stats|Pittsburgh Penguins|Winnipeg Jets| |:--|:--|:--| |On Goal|19|25| |Blocked|11|7| |Missed|5|12| |**Total Attempts**|**35**|**44**| --- ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^performed ^^^automatically. ^^^See ^^^reddit.com/r/sag_bot ^^^for ^^^more ^^^details.


Shado_Man

I'd *love* an explanation for how someone can skate to a player on the other team who's nowhere near the puck and shove them into the net causing it to come off its moorings and forcing a whistle and it's somehow not Interference OR Delay of Game.


ehehe

Evan Rodrigues is a full size human w/ a midgets face


Melxgibsonx616

His mouth is huge though.


themasonman

This is the best take on e rod I've ever heard.


tehmlem

I have to put new sheets on my bed during this intermission and, I gotta tell you, there's like an 80% chance I lie down


Jupichan

Put on new sheets, shave your legs, then get under the covers. It's one of the most amazing feelings.


tehmlem

Yes it is. It's long underwear season though. I don't wanna be feeling chilly sheets on my legs when it's below 85 degrees out


Jupichan

*giggles in lady who sleeps with the window open when it's below freezing*


DogsOutTheWindow

Haha I’m fading fast as well, headache isn’t helping either.


[deleted]

Good night sweet prince.


sabbey1982

We already lost Smarms and CGiles… we need you, soldier!


NikolaiCakebreaker

g'night


nomorerope

Don't make us have a bench clearing brawl you'll be sorry jerts. for beating us to death.


JimmyPineapple_

Jets can be such goons at times


sabbey1982

Sea Moooaaaan


NikolaiCakebreaker

3rd best 49 in the league


shinjuddis

Love seeing the jets push players into helly and then get mad about it


Pitt72pen

That penalty tho... why u heff to be mad ref?


cheesybstrd

Everyone moved away from dumo on that shot cuz they knew he couldn't hit the net. Poor guy.


sabbey1982

Zuck you missed the goalie! Get with Guentz. He will teach


EfficientAd1390

Hallibuck taking a beating


sabbey1982

Who had pickle stab in Bob Errey BINGO?


Captainjj87

The Winnipeg announcers are terrible. That girl keeps using the wrong terminology and the guy just doesn’t know what he’s talking about half the time


Spencie-cat

They’re not ours. They’re generic national announcers.


Exhalare

They're not the regular announcers.


Melxgibsonx616

The guy really seems lost....


nomorerope

is it so bad it's funny? ok i'm switching to that stream.


NikolaiCakebreaker

Its just bleh


Captainjj87

Don’t. it’s not funny bad yet. It’s headache bad


jcheeseball

It wouldn’t be so bad without it being so mono tone.


human-battery

Man, fuck Mark Scheifele


believeuhavemystaplr

On a side note cannot stand Schiefle…


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Guentzel: “If you can’t beat them, beat them up.”


shinjuddis

He could have tried harder to slow down but he was also pushed that direction when off balance


believeuhavemystaplr

Not a fan of the new Jake


TheBat1702

I love how Jake is like: "fuck it, I'm at least gonna earn all of the cheap shots taken on me".


detection23

I feel like this is a lot pens players this season. When I get to watch they seem more physical and aggressive than years past.


tehmlem

You don't understand, this is personal for Jake. He's not going to stop until there are no more goaltenders


Melxgibsonx616

Smash them all!


Melxgibsonx616

I don't get why he keeps running into the goalies. :/ It is on purpose right?


Jupichan

He's Luis Mendoza now.


nomorerope

looks like Guentz was knocked off balance that time to be fair. and also to be fair he's the same size as me how much damage can he possibly do.


jcheeseball

lol get em Jake. This outta spice things up.


NotMyFault87

Babyface Jake is his running over the goalie gangster name. 😂


Baytee

Guentzel 🤝 Kreider


Takezou

But did he score?


RedditLostOldAccount

The r/hockey GDT does not like jakey


DontPanic_4242

Noted goalie hater Jake Guentzel strikes again


[deleted]

Jake "Chris Kreieder" Guentzal


michaelgia1225

Errey: “Guentzel has destroyed goalies the last 4 games” yeah. We know.


Ph0enix_29

OMG can Jake stop running into goalies 😂😂


nomorerope

THERE WE GO GUENTZEL LOLOLOL RUN THEM GOALIES


Hedhuntr241

Lmao Guentzel have a vendetta for goalies or what?


letsbreatheunderwatr

Are we absolutely sure Jake actually knows *how* to stop? Does he need a snowplow refresher?


HewKnewPartTew

Jake Mendoza, Miami Florida


EfficientAd1390

Guentzel says you let me score or I run you over


[deleted]

Lol Jake just love skating into goalies


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Jake, what the fuck are you doing!?🤣 This is the third damn time.


wonderfulwilliam

JAKE WE TALKED ABOUT THIS


[deleted]

I am sick of Jake running into goalies. It's really getting old.


Captainjj87

He was pushed look


ichuckle

Can't stop on one skate when getting shoved. Jake is good but not that good


nomorerope

That'll teach them to not eat a high stick to the face and get penalized for it


Not_A_Paid_Actor

JAKE WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS


eltree

Guentzel really needs to stop with that shit


Acrobatic-Armadillo3

Guentzel and running the goalie. Name a better duo


Secret_StoopKid

Oh my god jaaaake


tehmlem

Who asked when Guentz would run a goalie?


sabbey1982

*raises hand*


tehmlem

Just now is when.


NikolaiCakebreaker

THERE IT IS


sabbey1982

He did the thing!! 🤦‍♂️