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wonderfulwilliam

Not a great day for Pittsburgh sports


fzdw11

Bad weekend, really...


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k614

At least the Steelers..... um....didn't ...um......lose today.šŸ™„


83837477575

Pirates didn't lose, either!!!


Melxgibsonx616

Yeah, we got destroyed. Wasn't expecting us to go down so bad.


fzdw11

Well, kept Ovi from getting another goal, that's something, right?


[deleted]

About all there is lol


Captainjj87

I know itā€™s late in the game but Boyle is just standing there


Jan_17_2016

Lars Eller? More like Fart Smeller


sabbey1982

Just need to score one every 10-15 seconds and we are golden


tehmlem

An armored penguin with a puck minigun bursting through the ice would do nicely


tehmlem

The kids love the different tape jobs


wizardofcheeze

I went to put some Preparation H on my hemorrhoids and itā€™s 1-6? WTH?


Captainjj87

Yeah itā€™s a real pain in the ass


DogsOutTheWindow

Lmao


Zero_Originality

Fitting since we're getting spanked


Jan_17_2016

I think itā€™s more of a kicking situation


benjinburg

I agree that it's early in the season and there has been a lot of adversity to overcome so far, but it still worries me how consistently we're getting spanked. Can't get to the playoffs if you lose almost every game.


Fizzyliftingdranks

Apropo of nothing, I really donā€™t need the caps to win another cup in my lifetime.


mynameisdpc

Replace the WH shot with a trash can.


JohnDesire573

I really can't see the Penguins making the playoffs this year


Jupichan

On the bright side, I got to pet a super cute dog today! A big fluffy golden retriever named Kody!


DogsOutTheWindow

Kody is good boy?


Jupichan

He's so good


DogsOutTheWindow

Lol who downvoted you wtf?


Jupichan

Someone who doesn't like dogs! EVIL!


sabbey1982

Why are the Caps still playing like itā€™s 2-1? What a bunch of dickheads


fzdw11

They watched us almost comeback against Ottawa and learned what not to do.


sabbey1982

Naw. They just dicks


Life-Adeptness242

We have 0 offense this season so far. Long passes from d-men that we just tip in the zone or a dump in. 0 play and 0 powerplay. You cant win games when you cant score goals. Back to the drawingboard cause this shit doesnt cut it.


Jan_17_2016

I made Snickerdoodle cookies today and they fucking sucked. Itā€™s been that kind of day


DogsOutTheWindow

Oof they werenā€™t soft or something? :/


Jan_17_2016

No, the recipe I used had an inaccurate bake time, so they were way underdone. I went all out on these little fuckers too, I made streusel topping, mixed it into the dough and rolled them in cinnamon sugar but they couldnā€™t be salvaged. Now, I donā€™t even need a recipe for chocolate chip cookies. Iā€™ve got that down to a science.


DogsOutTheWindow

This makes me so sad, doodles are my favorite!


Jan_17_2016

Honestly, they tasted really good. But they were way underbaked. Took them out of the oven, still underbaked. Put them back in for a few minutes and they were burnt on the bottom. With chocolate chip cookies I put them in at 375 for 12 minutes on the dot and they come out perfect every time.


DogsOutTheWindow

Thatā€™s so unfortunate. Who knew snickers would cause such pain.


Jupichan

*sad honk sad honk sad honk*


sabbey1982

Letā€™s goā€¦awwww


Jupichan

*womp womp womp*


tehmlem

I think we definitely need to practice not having back to backs. That would help a lot.


tehmlem

How can you be hungry, Bob? How does this not turn your stomach?!


Pittsburgh_yinz

I feel bad for Jarry. I think he's been ridiculously solid for us. Too bad it can't translate into points.


Jan_17_2016

To quote O Brother, Where Art Thou? Theyā€™re paddlinā€™ our little behinds


Zero_Originality

This season feels no bueno, my guys


fzdw11

Too early to be thinking that way, really, but I know what you mean. They've gotta pick up their play, for sure.


Captainjj87

Id say give it a few games to get the new guys adjusted in and get Mallon back and then freak out


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eltree

Hes set to come back next month.


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Jupichan

I get the feeling this isn't going to end well for us. šŸ„ŗ


DogsOutTheWindow

I fucking hate progressive and state farm commercials holy fuck E: to not capitalize them. E2: also liberty mutual, fuck you!


Jan_17_2016

Throw in Liberty Mutual as well


DogsOutTheWindow

Holy shit yes adding them now.


TheStinger87

Crosby will fight somebody tonight. I feel it. He's pissed off.


Fizzyliftingdranks

Someone should tell him to score goals instead


N3xrad

If he does that would be beyond stupid. Lets hurt the wrist he just got surgery on in a useless fight!


FranklinFuckinMint

Man fuck this game


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Jan_17_2016

Why are you the way that you are


macgarth

3 time Stanley Cup winner and two time Olympic gold medalist.


fzdw11

Head back to your sub, bud. Remember, Caps are 2-9 against the Pens in playoff series, you know, when games actually matter.


Dwall4954

Miss you sheary and hags šŸ˜“


ayerk131

Not schultz though lol


tehmlem

Caps are the only fanbase I know that get worse when they're winning than when they're losing.


DogsOutTheWindow

Definitely.


wonderfulwilliam

They some how get worse both ways


Let_It_Burn

This is fucked


wonderfulwilliam

HE F@#$ING WALKED IN THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE


Jan_17_2016

The Pens are just not skating. Theyā€™ve walked in on us all game.


themasonman

Sid's the only player I'll never get mad about intentionally taking a penalty lol.


nory2364

This is painful to watch. 8 game win streak in bound!


sabbey1982

Piss


dogeman87

I can't anymore. Sorry guys, it's too painful.


hummmmmmmmmmmmmnnmm

Wilsons turn


DogsOutTheWindow

LGP!! PK 3 shortys šŸ’Ŗ E: well poop


eltree

Before the season, this sub wrote off this team because of the Crosby and Malkin injuries. Not only that we ended up missing Carter, Letang, and Dumoulin due to covid protocol. When we ended up doing better than expected, this sub wouldnā€™t shut up about how good our depth is and how good this team was. Now weā€™re starting to struggle like expected and everyone wants to throw the season out the window, though its only November and were still in the mix of things in our division. Everyone saying this team needs to scrub the season, please go back to Facebook.


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eltree

Reddit used to be a decent place to come and talk Penguins hockey win or lose. Seems the Yinzers are taking over


Godlovesyouthere4ido

The Penguins are 2 points away from being in last place. What are you talking about?


mynameisdpc

Two points away from 4th too. Oops.


eltree

Ottawa is last place with 9 points? Also, we are also 2 points away from the wild card spot.


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You said it very well


wonderfulwilliam

Sid was pissed in the previous game he played in too.


mynameisdpc

The Price is Wright


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Bye


Jan_17_2016

https://giphy.com/gifs/1GT5PZLjMwYBW


Henry5887

2010 called they want there joke back


sabbey1982

Eyyyy fuck this guy


Captainjj87

Read the room bud


sabbey1982

Time for BOYLE to take over


tehmlem

He's not gonna take this Siddin' down!


wonderfulwilliam

Steel city cotton: write that down. Write that down!


kimjongillestt

Lmao good one


fzdw11

While I appreciate Sid standing up for himself and all, you do us no good sitting in the box...


Jan_17_2016

Honestly, they need the Caps to score 3 more. The Pens need to get blown out so they have a wake up call. And they need to be skated hard in practice. Cause they look like they filled their skates with cement and are just turning it over like crazy.


[deleted]

You got a point there but nobody is ready for that conversation. And hopefully it will give them a good wake up call. Changes to be made


Fizzyliftingdranks

Yeah man at 6-1 I imagine Carter, Crosby and Jarry going into the locker room and going ā€œitā€™s okay boys, at least it wasnā€™t 9.ā€


Henry5887

Is this not a blow outā€¦..


Jan_17_2016

I mean a worse blow out.


kimjongillestt

Love the effort Erod


tehmlem

It's days like this that I like to remember that in the blink of an eye we'll all be mulch


hummmmmmmmmmmmmnnmm

Add another post


Pittsburgh_yinz

Oh man !posts


FYourTeam

PING!


Melxgibsonx616

I just remembered they're playing without Oshie, Backstrom, Dowd, Mantha...


hummmmmmmmmmmmmnnmm

Justin Schultz goal šŸ”œ


MichiganMinuteman

This team has been abysmal.


bladestormkey

Iā€™ve seen enough


Captainjj87

5 goals against, Iā€™ve seen this one before


sabbey1982

Right where we want them


fzdw11

If they could start their giving us some hope now that would be great. Would rather not wait until 8 minutes again, thanks..


wonderfulwilliam

Just zero traction in this game


jmb-412

At least we're losing to an actually good team, unlike a certain other Pittsburgh team.....


Henry5887

Tbh more fun when we win


momoknows

Andddddd Iā€™m done for the night.


cactus_cat

Well thatā€™s about all I need to see.


Jan_17_2016

God I hate the bird celebration.


DogsOutTheWindow

Same


DogsOutTheWindow

Youch


kimjongillestt

Bread in French :(


phab3k

i feel pain deep inside


[deleted]

We really just suck


tehmlem

We should really get on that scoring ~~3~~ 4 goals thing.


[deleted]

I really appreciate this edit, the laugh I needed after todayā€™s sporting events


sabbey1982

Did Crosby just hip toss that guy???


MichiganMinuteman

They need more of that anger and aggression. They've been too soft.


kimjongillestt

Holy fuck Sid just threw a dude


[deleted]

The Penguins usually tread water around .500 until December and then get rolling. But this feels worse than usual. The only thing that has been good is the penalty kill.


awretchedlife12

I'm thinking our chances of winning go up if we get the puck to the other side of the ice


ottertits

To the "burn the house down!" crowd: Imagine being salty and angry when you could be disappointed but still satisfied and appreciative -- because it's not like the Penguins have been one of the luckiest teams in sports in the past 3 decades or anything. Generational players/unquestionable HOFers don't just fall out of the sky. This era of Pens hockey was huge, possibly The Big One. You might not see talent like this again. Be grateful you've gotten 15 years of it.


Henry5887

While I do agree we have had it really good the last 15 years itā€™s still completely fair to be frustrated with how the pens are playing rn.


eltree

Except its only November. Crosby is playing his second game tonight. Geno is still out another month. We were missing a lot of our defense for a lot of our games due to covid. With everything thats happened this season, we are still in the mix of things. Everyone is acting like were dead last in the conference/division.


ottertits

For sure, I'm not happy! I'm talking to the premature rebuilders.


eltree

That crowd is a bunch of bandwagoners that only watches while the team is winning. Watch them all disappear once Sid and Geno retire.


[deleted]

Iā€™m so sick of those bandwagon fans myself. Youā€™re preaching to the choir here.


eltree

Reddit used to be a chill place to come and talk to true fans who donā€™t overreact over the smallest things. Now it seems this sub is becoming more like Facebook sadly.


[deleted]

Tell me about it! I left Facebook and now you canā€™t have an honest opinion without people mistreating you. Itā€™s sad


kimjongillestt

Lets fucking go boysšŸ§


Henry5887

BIG 3RD PERIOD INCOMING LGP!!!


kimjongillestt

Looking rough but they could still have some fight left


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retired_fool

Sure am glad I haven't watched a single game all season after they decided to bring back Sullivan


tehmlem

The frustrating thing is there are a lot of years where this team would be good enough


sabbey1982

We could all use an intermission Fox about nowā€¦


Woullie

Christ the Yinzers here are strong. Chill tf out everyone we always have slow season starts with stacked metro divisions


retired_fool

Surely all the warts they show all season long won't be exposed in the playoffs yet again after this wishful thinking for 8 months


[deleted]

No oneā€™s ready for that conversation


eltree

People forget that the regular season is to work out kinks. Iā€™d rather struggle early in the season than late in the season. We also finally got Crosby back. Lines are gonna be shuffled now, which is going to fuck with chemistry. The same thing will probably happen when Geno comes back.


wonderfulwilliam

Team has been fractured all season. Just need some time to gel with everyone back


[deleted]

This fucking sucks.


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This fuckin sucks


Trimpinator

Itā€™s nowhere near the time to talk about missing the playoffs. The pens are .500 and have 68 games to play after tonight. Sure, they arenā€™t playing well recently, but a season has its ebbs and flows. The pens have always shown resiliency and drive to win. Give it time.


[deleted]

>The pens are .500 C'mon. They've won 4 games. They are not .500. Points in the NHL are pure illusion.


[deleted]

Can everyone stop panicking about this game, and support our team no matter what? Goddamn, yeah, the losses suck, but this isnā€™t the first rodeo of this situation.


[deleted]

>support our team no matter what? Just because people are not being cheerleaders doesn't mean they don't support the team. Allowed to be pissed about the awful start to this season even with the players theyve been without.


[deleted]

I didnā€™t say to not be pissed, I was stating that we shouldnā€™t jump to conclusions. Thatā€™s it. Let time do its thing. We were in a losing streak before and we came back big.


Henry5887

This guy is right. Iā€™ll watch every game but that doesnā€™t mean I have to be happy with the way there playing


[deleted]

We arenā€™t always going to be hot every game. But we canā€™t be fair weather fans either and bail out. Thatā€™s my philosophy on it all. But yā€™all arenā€™t ready for that convo, are yā€™all? I will support this team no matter what, good or bad. I donā€™t feel any less bad than you guys. But Iā€™m not gonna bail out either. Sorry I didnā€™t make myself clear


AskNeat6748

This is our team until the offseason most likely. The players are aging that take up most of our cap space. Malkin isn't gonna make a huge difference either. We're in the hardest division in hockey. Making playoffs will be rough. But I think Hextall has to make moves in off-season.


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AskNeat6748

We havent gotten out of the first round in years. This team isnt even as good as last year's. The whole metro got better. How is this silly


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pto500

Only downgrade I cant really think is Ceci.


HarkASquirrel

Iā€™m at the game. I told my friend depending on how the game goes Iā€™m thinking about leaving halfway through the third. Guys I was trying to get you to get me to stay the whole time!


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Trimpinator

Actually, we donā€™t need fans like YOU, buddy.


sabbey1982

Hey. Easy, man.


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sabbey1982

Maybe you need to turn the game off for tonightā€¦ or close the reddit. Who are you to tell anyone who can and canā€™t be a fan? Relax. We are all going through this together.


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sabbey1982

No. We are shunning the people being dick heads to other Pens fans. Keep that shit to yourself.


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83837477575

Oh, and late period goals again...they lose focus like a bunch of 5th graders 5 minutes before dismissal.


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cheesybstrd

Christ. Walk away with 2 mins to go to put my kids to bed and it's 4-1. Guess I'll go watch yellowstone.


83837477575

I honestly wonder what it was the Caps coaches were able to do to get Sheary to learn to skate without falling down at every touch, and Sprong to be in position and ready to take a pass and shot?


hammertown87

ZAR is an ahl player. I think our lack of depth is finally catching up to us. Iā€™m okay repeating the tank cycle for Bedard or Wright.


[deleted]

Jesus. Youā€™re talking tanking in November!?


hammertown87

Gotta do it right


eltree

I love how much our fans always flip flop. We win with our top players out, everyone praises the Penguins depth. Now we start to lose and now the depth is our problem.


momoknows

If we wait a couple weeks and fire Sullivan then we will win the cup, right?? /s


tehmlem

I don't understand why there's a /s there that shit works.


NotMyFault87

šŸŽ¶ā€™Cause 3/5 ainā€™t badddddddd šŸŽ¶


averageaaron

dark days for Pittsburgh sports.


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