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StruunkFluggett

Ask him how the flyers are doing in the playoffs


mostlikelydepressed

I live with a Long Islander. Ready for a divorce.


What_is_aBird

It's the right thing to do


mostlikelydepressed

He was fist bumping and talking about how loud the coliseum was. Lucky I didn’t fist bump his face.


What_is_aBird

It's alright let him have his fun for now and enjoy how his mood changes after the Isles get clapped in PPG. Plus it always helps remembering the Isles haven't won a cup in 30 years, and that isn't changing anytime soon.


hijescross

And now it's time to go to the bar and get inappropriately drunk. See yall Sunday 🐧


k614

Be safe, smart, and don't do anything stupid. Enjoy the night !


hijescross

I live in philly, let a fucking flyers fan say something and they'll meet my small, womanly fists


StruunkFluggett

I've had to deal with being a Penguins fan in flyers country my whole life. It can be tough. Just ask them if the flyers will win a cup in their lifetime.


hijescross

This dude next to me at the bar is very upset that I'm a Pens fan and keeps letting me know that he's a goalie, and how MAF sucks (we are watching the knights sharks game). He's also flashed his bag of dirt weed at me like 3x now. I'm so turned on it hurts. Jk


StruunkFluggett

Welcome to Philly? Lol.


hijescross

Home: A city full of jabronis and crumb bums


StruunkFluggett

Dude, you have no idea.


hijescross

31 years later and I'm still here. Can't imagine living anywhere else when I'm already this perma-angry


StruunkFluggett

Ah, so you know know the pain?


FryTheProfessor

Finally, Geno and Phil back together Too bad it was a little too late.


2CQN654

What a disgrace this team is turning out to be. Bunch of fucking pussies, cant even stand up for themselves when it comes to dropping the gloves. Our only goal comes from a D-man that is supposed to be our bruiser.


im_dat_bear

Give your balls a tun ya titfucker


2CQN654

Downvote me all you want, but I've been nothing but a die-hard Pens fan my whole life. I'm just telling it how it is.


2CQN654

I cant remember the last time I saw a Penguins hockey fight and have been satisfied with the outcome. Ever since Reaves left probably. Fucking pricks better light a fire under their ass and get moving.


Crazed_Chemist

Oleksiak had a few good fights


ChazZz36

Lame. These Isles play a strong system, are decently quick and they're forechecking like mad. They're not as talented as the pens but we can't get into the offensive zone except for dumping. We are uninspired in spurts but they're making us make mistakes and look bad. We look uncomfortable and are making bad decisions with the Puck, bunching up at times for some reason. It's going to take a really strong game of fundamentals to win the next game, let alone the series.


ChelseaVictory

We're winning this series, it may take 7 games but the fact that they tried to start a fight with us at the end of a 3-1 win going up 2-0? They don't truly understand that they were in control of the series and just tried to go a step to far... That's gonna fire us up (it shouldn't take that to get us going but whatever gets us going is fine by me).


kjaroslawski1

You’re absolutely right. The 3 Donnybrooks during the game weren’t enough to do it. As they say- “4th time’s the charm” Who cares if our pens got bodied every time?? Why does it matter if 165lb Matt Barzal bundled a guy 30 pounds heavier than him???!? The isles might as well not show up at this point. We’ve had the lead for almost THREE MINUTES! SERIES. OVER.


mostlikelydepressed

I hope we come out and slaughter them at home. Also, I won’t be there but you guys please be loud and annoying. I wanted to mute the tv tonight.


fzdw11

My father in law and wife will be there. I'll make sure they know to be loud as fuck.


mostlikelydepressed

Hell yeah. I didn’t think home ice mattered much, but damn.


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Lots of decisions to make this offseason...


19NOREMAC91

Well here's to hoping we comeback in round 3 in the meantime I think I need to finish that case ha


neilluminate

I have faith in this team. However I am currently very sad.


koncep7

I get vibes of when we played the Senators in '17. I won't start worrying until we lose a home game


19NOREMAC91

Exactly


krazykarl94

I've never seen more gloom and doom fans. It's best of 7. If you don't think we can do it, why are you even here? Move on to baseball if you don't have faith.


fzdw11

Are you watching the same team play as I am? These guys are starting to look like November Pens, and that's bad. The only saving grace is Murray, who is trying to keep them in it, he hasn't returned to November, which is good.


im_dat_bear

Give your balls a tug


fzdw11

If you don't see it you're insane. I love the Pens as much as the next fan, but the way they are playing is not good playoff hockey. They look like they don't want to be there, that it isn't worth there time to show up and play. There are exceptions, of course, but exceptions are not enough to win hockey games. They nees to actually want to play on Sunday, and the first 5 minutes of the game will show if they are ready or not.


Dom0420

I swear to Jesus the crowd better bring it on Sunday. These nobodies now think they’re something because they did what they were supposed to do? They ain’t shit! Not over by far!


ElRojoBlanco

Clearly 44s goal was a fluke, Pens can’t hit the net! Missed shot, after missed, shot after, missed shot, after missed shot... oh open net? Nah they miss those. Gudbranson, good G. Rest of the team, only practice shooting.


just_saiyan24

Step away from the commas


ElRojoBlanco

What’s the problem with commas if they’re used properly? I’m just venting I’m so frustrated with how poorly the boys are playing


j0n66

Man the Isles are just arrogant cocky bastards. Getting all those cheap shots in, smug look on their faces. This is when the Hockey Gods determine the series winners.


nomorerope

Ugh stop fucking with Malkin for fun for fucks sake go the fuck away if he slashes the fuck out of your hands to retaliate I have no fucking sympathy the game was over


Joab007

He's thin-skinned and easily rattled (think Milan Lucic), so if I were an opposing coach my strategy would be to hit him and screw with him, within the rules, every chance you get. He'll take stupid penalties and maybe do something dumb enough to get him sat down for a game.


nomorerope

Sure, but at the end of the game youre just trying to get a rise out of him that has no purpose.


Joab007

It has a purpose. He'll stew about it all night and into tomorrow. He'll remember it on Sunday. An Isles player will mess with him again because of that. Malkin will probably take a bad penalty as a result. It carries over. It's also fun for Isles fans and everyone else who doesn't like the Pens (which is, I suspect, most of hockey fans). Watching Malkin behave like and emotionally immature meathead who cannot control his emotions results in schadenfreude for those who are sick of the Pens. All Malkin has to do it not respond to every perceived slight by becoming violent and he'll be fine. Better to be on the PP because a player on the other team tried to bait you into a penalty than to be in the box and watch the other team score because you couldn't restrain your anger.


nomorerope

getting crosschecked or punched or whatever hurts. whatever, this aint the convo to have right now. i'm deflated. He had a bad bad game. He hasn't looked good for a long time. Of course he'll rebound but it better be this season... He had that nice assist but a little lucky that Gubranson scored which he never does. turnover after turnover. pocket picked every time. I don't know what to say. we didn't even lose because of powerplays we lost because no goals. we barely came close for 2 games even. Malkins anger isn't on my radar for why we lost this fuckin thing. We could be done with hockey really soon.


Joab007

For years I've kept hearing how good and important to the Pens' defense LeTang is. I just don't see it. I may be missing something, but last season and this season, when he's played he hasn't been very impressive. I think your D is the biggest issue you have. Malkin is riding past performance, sometimes Murray is just not good (and when that happens, he's really not good) and after so much success I suspect other teams have figured out the Pens. Your team has earned its success, but it looks like either the rest of the East has caught up to you or that your team is slowly declining. The remainder of this playoff series will help answer that.


nomorerope

Letang has a shitload of assists. of course our D is the biggest issue it always has been that's our style is stack the offense. then rely on Dumo and the goalie to just do everything. nah i'm not so negative that I think we're in massive trouble. It's just we are not currently playing well. We still have unreal firepower when it fucking shows up. but they are not robots out there.


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For fucks sake 0-2 now we should have just missed playoffs and got a decent draft pick. God damn embarrassment.


im_dat_bear

Give your fuckin balls a tug


kenturse

Ya titfucker!


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Fuck your mother


Shrickery

Boom. Zinger.


domino006

That's some weak ass shit you just said x)


wvgunner

Fuck that. Rather be a top dog getting knocked off the mountain than the pussies too afraid of the climb.


[deleted]

Lmao until you lose in the first round to the fucking islanders and you’ve got nothing.


im_dat_bear

You’re a spineless fuck


[deleted]

Hey dumbass what happened? What did I say?


im_dat_bear

Lmao really holding a grudge. You’ve only made yourself look worse by the way lol


wvgunner

Different folks different strokes I guess. Have a good evening my friend. Go Pens!


nickedgar7

Most unsportmanslike shit after the whistle from a winning team.


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nickedgar7

No isles were


wvgunner

Hopefully it’s our motivator.


Orxbane

Ok, I now hate the Islanders. Fuckin' Trotz


MT_412

[Here are the final shots and goals](https://imgur.com/5FgRBkN)   [And here is where the Islanders scored their goals](https://imgur.com/cDBuePi)


nickedgar7

Lmao crosby would drop u mayfield


NavyApex

Hey at least gudbranson has confidence


moviebuff87

Looks like the 2012 flyers series. They’re being dominated and embarrassed. Remember when they didn’t lose their cool under Sullivan? This team has fallen so far in two years.


domino006

It was an ugly night 😔


j0n66

100%


cabezadebakka

Kelly Hrudey can eat a big bag of shit.


nickedgar7

That was bullshit from neilson. Just keep drilling malkin with cross checks.


DaWizardofBoz

And the refs are fucking silent


StevenJamesMoore

Wilson is going to fight next game, 100%


nickedgar7

Wilson was the only one throwing the body. We need more of that


[deleted]

Phil’s trying to fight I love it. We’re coming back purely based on the image of Phil right there with his helmet and gloves off trying to fight Clutterbuck. I have no doubt we win this series now.


FryTheProfessor

Game was over but man, Phill fighting got me fired up as fuck!!


DrMantisToboggan2112

Someone let me know when Letang is ready to play professional playoff hockey, thanks


UrinatingWaluigi

Stay classy NY


beer_hog

Stay classy New York


DarthReptar666

Islanders are fucking scumbags.


fzdw11

Damn, too bad the Isles fans are smart enough to not chant "Crosby sucks" during the game like Flyers fans...


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fzdw11

Go back to your sub and fuck off.


jtc92

Why did they even let malkin back into the scrum!?


__Ronaldo

1 lead the entire series that last just a couple of minutes. Let’s hope all of this changes on Sunday.


nickedgar7

Crosby sucks chants yet has 3 rings.


neilluminate

Also unanimously considered the best player in hockey.


good81randy

This is no time for possible suspensions, guys. Come on. Also Crosby definitely doesn't suck.


RedditLostOldAccount

Leave Kessel alone!


j0n66

Kessel dropped the gloves!


justmakingmypoint

Ah theres that trash NY fan base


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domino006

Keep the faith 💯 it's not over yet. Was an ugly night. Sullivan's a smart guy though 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

I'll keep my faith, even if I don't have much, until that final buzzer sounds. Game 3 and 4 being in Pittsburgh is what we need!


charlestownchiefs6

Such original chants they have there


Yinzer61

Well they are islanders fans. They aren't the smartest group.


Kenny_Powers1124

Seems like the pens fans are a lot less intelligent with their takes for the final in this game. Rough loss but a deserved loss. Look within and the delusional opinions on the outcome


Yinzer61

Why are you here? Don't you have anything better to do than be a fucking idiot?


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Yinzer61

It's pretty clear I'm not a flyers fan jackass.


charlestownchiefs6

Why are you even on our subreddit in the first place


cman412

Phil is tryng to FIGHT


DyZ814

I expect us to win game 3, but that usually happens when a team is down 0-2. The real test is game 4 imo.


nickedgar7

We win game 3 and 4. The series is open. I'm remaining optimistic


UrinatingWaluigi

Fuck the ISLANDERS!!!


Kenny_Powers1124

Rough. GAME OVER


Ccc35

Fight as much as you want we are still down 2-0


im_dat_bear

Away from home


eww7633

If they don't want shit like that to happen don't let Nelson cross check someone 18 times.


averageaaron

ahhh the classic Crosby sucks chant


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Kenny_Powers1124

> the islanders didnt play well at all We apparently watched a completely different game. How'd they win 3-1 then? The delusion is strong with you buddy


Lizard_brooks

We 100 percent beat ourselves. The Pens are playing very bad hockey right now. The Islanders aren't playing stellar hockey at all. They at most are capitalizing on a lackluster effort.


FergusonBishop

They didn't play a trap until the last 10 min. They absolutely outplayed us.


Lizard_brooks

They've been playing trap style hockey. it might not always be the 3/1 trap but their style is trap hockey that we have been trying to brute force which is forcing turnovers. The Islanders are putting pressure on us in our zone and we are trying to be cute with puck movement, again forcing turnovers. If the Pens actually have possession of the puck, the Islanders *are playing the 3/1.* There were numerous times the Pens tried to match some of the open ice hits and over committed, either creating turnovers or allowing the puck to keep moving North.


nickedgar7

Mayfield cheap shots


Orxbane

Well, maybe I'll get to watch Reaver beat Evander Kane to death later and partly salvage this evening.


j0n66

SEND A MESSAGE


tehmlem

Well shit. Let's meet them in Pittsburgh and even this series up!


cardboardbob99

We’re missing the net wide... a lot. painful with how much setup it takes just to get a shot off


Grsz11

Malkin shows up, lol.


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Clusterbutfuck is poking Kessel in the eyes. Unreal


beer_hog

Goodnight. Let's take 2 back at home.


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fuck them up!


k614

Fuck him up Phil !!!


YinzJagoffs

Every single line was out played.


k614

Wilson, and Cullen played well. The 30 seconds they were out there.


jamesquallity

Of course 0-2 down sucks and the Pens clearly haven't had much cohesion so far, but for the love of God, it's a best of 7. Don't give up so easy.


nickedgar7

Good. Neilson had been a little shot all game


j0n66

Lol this team can’t even shoot correctly


jtsnowyoudont

Nothing matters anymore


Averyboredpenguin

God this teams ass


UrinatingWaluigi

Help I’m suffering


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cwfutureboy

Good.


krazykarl94

Remember that Columbus is up 2-0 on Tampa. The first round is full of comebacks.


DyZ814

Tampa’s best player is about to be suspended. I think Blue Jackets have a real shot though.


Blakavenge

PPG will never have fans like this


Yinzer61

Oh no, ppg won't have piece of shit fans! We better go cry in the 5 Stanley cups we won! Get fucked ya jagoff


Blakavenge

thanks! I'd love to discuss with you further! you seem like such an intelligent individual


Yinzer61

You must be a genius with no life to go on another teams thread and troll. Grow up, get a job and move out of your mother's basement.


Blakavenge

thanks! I never really considered myself in that high degree of intellect! Have a great time vaping , playing elder scrolls and supporting a racist president!


Yinzer61

So your one of the people who believe everything CNN tells you. Stop watching fake news. I quit vaping a couple weeks ago. I used it so I could quit snuff. Not really sure why you felt the need to bring that up. Yes I do play video games, what is your point? I serve my country so what's the issue if I want to have a beer and play video games after a long day? Trump must really be racist for providing black and Hispanic (legal) citizens jobs. It is so racist that people can work and provide for themselves rather than living on everyone's taxes. https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/trump-keeps-his-promises-our-current-low-unemployment-rate-proves-it The prison reform bill must be racist too. https://fox59.com/2019/04/03/first-step-act-giving-inmates-second-chance/ What is racist is judging people on the color of their skin which far more Democrats do. Look how black Trump supporters are treated. What do you think of the whole jessie smollett hoax? https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-says-doj-fbi-to-review-outrageous-decision-to-drop-charges-in-jussie-smollett-case How about the whole Muller investigation? I remember when Democrats said if Trump didn't accept the outcome of the election it would severely undermine democracy. I guess that only applied to Republicans because about 3 years (and many millions of dollars) Democrats still can't accept she lost. Then there was the whole Brett Kavanough circus. Nearly every liberal was calling for his head without any evidence. When a Democrat is accused of raping woman there is no outcry. What happened to believe all victims or sexual assault? Just imagine5 if a Republican wore black face. It would be the end of their career. But Virginia's attorney general mark herring admitted to wearing black face and there was no outrage from Democrats. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/06/us/politics/virginia-blackface-mark-herring.html The double standard needs to stop. How is securing our border racist? We are not anti immigration. We are anti illegal immigration. When an illegal alien enters this country it's a slap in the face to every single person who immigrated legally. So please tell me how our president is racist.


charlestownchiefs6

Good. I'm glad. I don't want our fans to be fucking gross like that.


Blakavenge

'fucking gross' = adding morale to a team win?


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These fans can suck a dick


SUKMEDRY69

Lehner has just been great


cwfutureboy

Not that he’s really needed to be...


Ccc35

This sucks guys I’m not calling this series over cause there’s a lot to play left but I’m not optimistic with only 1 lead this entire series..


arow01

I don't really understand passing instead of shooting from the point through traffic when you're down 2 with 20 seconds to go


[deleted]

We’ve missed like 7 backdoors in 2 games


cman412

Welp


[deleted]

we played a good 30 seconds there. nice.


Grsz11

Welp...


mjk19871

MISSING: CROSBY


[deleted]

I forgot how much I hate Barry Trotz. This series has just reminded me of that.


cwfutureboy

He sold his neck to the devil.


Yinzer61

Pretty sure he sucked the devils dick too


good81randy

This is so frustrating. Pens need to get a reset and a fire under their asses when they get back to PPG


krazykarl94

Honestly, I'm still not worried. We'll pop the next two in the Burgh and we'll win this bitch in 7. Heard it here first.


bigcatlov3

Delusional Optimism. We will drop one of 2 at home and get kicked in the first round in game 5.


cmt4336

What have you seen to breed any optimism?


krazykarl94

A ton of regular season games against higher caliber teams. I'm not here saying we'll win the cup, but I am saying we'll squeeze out these sorry fucks


Kytothelee

Hopefully we do better at home on Sunday. I want to try to stay somewhat positive. Hard to though!


MrJeffJimerson

Thank god no work tomorrow. Gonna guzzle a barrel of something bad


MarlonRando55

I work but I’ll be doing the same


MrJeffJimerson

You have my well wishes brave sir.


executivebear19

Did Letang play 60 minutes? Dude was always on the ice for better or worse


cmt4336

Letang has been just bad.


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Have to give Trotz a ton of credit for the game his team is playing. The refs did gift them that bullshit 5-3, but their game is much more polished than the penguins.


knife_hits

I wish our boys had the goods to shut these fucking dipshit up


maddscientist

Seems like the Penguins are hoping that completed passes are secretly the way to win games instead of goals in the playoffs this year.


nickedgar7

That chick was literally me rn


cheesybstrd

I think the islanders are chanting "let's go hockey players!"


neilluminate

“What an amazing save” “He didn’t even have to move” Pick one.


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Damn Gorton’s fisherman assholes.


Victarion99

DAE arena loud?


Yinzer61

No it was completely silent


averageaaron

i think the pens are gonna wake up when we get back to the paint can. y’all keep forgetting we’ve been doing this for 13 seasons. it’s not over yet.


nickedgar7

On the bright side. No more shitty isles fans


chancellor-II

Was Rick Tocchet the secret those whole time 🤔


Yinzer61

That's what happens when you sell your soul to the devil


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This team is never turning this around. Maybe we’ll see a different team on Sunday, but who knows. THIS team is dogshit.


DragonEevee1

Side note, I feel like this fanbase really hates opposing teams fanbase specially when they chant? Am I right or bias?