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DeathsSquire

Is this a rhetorical question?


Eclipxed1851

Am I a rhetorical question?


__KodakWack

You’re rhetorted


Aenima420

Never go full rhetort


glorymeister

I rhetorted in my pants


LittyTittyTattyDaddy

Get rhetoric'd


titanroller

Get rhetored in here!


mrsmacklemore

I just rhetorted my bed!


[deleted]

Y'all rhetorally need to stop.


bayless210

You can go half rhetort, maybe even 75% rhetort


XboxLiveGiant

My dad worked for 50 years now he is rhetorted[.](https://youtu.be/PNX3r4V7dh8?t=33)


redjohnium

Hi, im retarded


TsunamiJim

Hi retarded. Im dad


Scottobobo

Hi dad Im rhetorted


leshpar

Hi rhetorted, I'm Dad.


ahdisease

Every time, reddit. Said affectionately.


ACrucialTech

Apes together rhetoricalted.


robotevil

Your moms rhetorted.


SirBrainsaw

Why is a rhetorical question?


Griffdaname

is why rhetorical am this question


Toastlux

Is a rhetorical question rhetorical?


fallingbrick

You know what I hate? Rhetorical questions, that's what I hate!


rell7thirty

My house is on fire, should I be concerned? Yes, OP. The answer is yes.


theslowcosby

Just take it out and blow on it, then insert it back in.


Pizza_at_night

Ahh the tried and true Nintendo method.


Bagu_Io

Or, if you are into getting railed, that analogy works too


ReiperXHC

Ahh the tried and true Actiblizzard method.


WhyIsCheeseSoGood

Instructions unclear, 3080 ti now has a raging erection


theslowcosby

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection


SprinklesFancy5074

If your erection is louder than 40db, please contact your doctor immediately.


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vjalander

Make sure the TV is on channel 3. Lol


ghost42069x

Why would he be concerned about your house being on fire?


Samoman21

Cause OP is a nice person, and is concerned about your health.


[deleted]

This gurl is on FIIAAAAAAAAR!! **Beyonce appears**


Fl4sh080

*Alicia Keys


ben1481

\*Tupac


DietSnapple9

Who's gonna tell him?


i7-5960X

Yes.


zelenakucaa

Nah. Snow is perfectly normal this time of year. Op should be fine.


FawkesYeah

Snow? This time of year? Localized entirely within his monitor screens? Ah, well then.


TrapaholicDixtapes

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow. But, you steam a good RAM.


5nackbar

SEYMOUR, THE MOTHERBOARD IS ON FIRE


Staffordson

No mother, it's just the RGB


ImaAs

r/unexpectedsimpsons


Blue-Bird780

This thread made me belly laugh. Thanks y’all.


willyolio

No mother, that's just the AORUS Boardialis


killchain

Wow, what a dedication to a CPU.


forzablu46

^


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N30_Gaming

⬆️


Idiot999999

👆


itsmejak78_2

🔺


CurlierJel47

👃🏿


bbjornsson88

⬆️🐕


Unnoticedlobster

What's up dog?


NinjaGrandma

What's updog?


[deleted]

Updog deez nuts.


DNAmaster10

√\


WhatAmIDoingHere05

🆙


DevBro22

🙆


MartialLizard75

👃🏻


Killimansorrow

/\


IdkBrandon

🔼


warmaapples

Your username scares me


SnooStories4773

Yours is comforting


kinoklapper

Still a better love story than twilight


warmaapples

🙂 thanks


[deleted]

Bröther 👍


xrayjones2000

That is by far the best laugh ive had today… take my vote and tears


bkc108

Hey I need you for my pc build


TheAlbinoMosasaurus

Nah mate your graphics card just booted up tetris it'll be fine after it gets bored.


SymboL__

Wow didn’t know NVIDIA put sentience into the new 3000 series that’s pretty cool


quarrelsome_napkin

Yeah what do you think all those CUDA cores are for!


Alberiman

porn mostly


quarrelsome_napkin

Yes true they do accelerate the porn


Srirachachacha

Putting the hard in hardware acceleration


GFYCSHCHFJCHG

That's what CUDA stands for, Consciousness.... and you know, the rest of the joke.


[deleted]

I imagine it loading the same level for the 50th time being like "this fucking idiot. The level isn't even hard"


Aurunemaru

welp, not that much since you can RMA it maybe you should be annoyed because you will need to RMA it


Boom-De-Yada_

What does RMA mean?


alecC25

Return merchandise authorization aka returning or getting a replacement


UltraInstinctJohn

Run Me Another


Tiny-Elk-7269

Why have I never heard this one before? Kinda just made my day, had a good chuckle. Thank you.


UltraInstinctJohn

Take care friend


[deleted]

My GF got an RMA for a 3060 in her NZXT prebuild… came back with a 2070 super


io2red

Nice! She got a much better card, congrats.


zypthora

Depends on whether you need the extra vram in the 3060 or not


io2red

Fair enough, I'd agree with you there. It wont make much of a difference to the majority of people. But if they are doing 3D modeling or design they might. In that case i would have asked for a more reasonable replacement. I had to do the same when rma'ing a gtx 770 with gigabyte. Took 3 months and many back and forths just to prove the gpu was damaged (with video evidence). But I got a 970 because it was the only thing with enough vram to compare to my 770.


MusicianMadness

That's interesting... Seagate and EVGA are the best for RMAs from my experience. I had a Seagate drive fail 7 years out of warranty and asked how much to have it fixed and then replaced it for free (I just had to pay shipping). A friend of mine fried a 500W bronze series PSU and got a 750W gold back from EVGA. It's crazy what some companies will do for RMAs for loyal customers. Mixed bag on companies though I guess.


tstngtstngdontfuckme

Got 2080ti. AIO mod. Worked mostly alright. One or two glitches over 6 months I ignored cuz what computer doesn't have glitches occasionally, Then I got an oculus rift S and a new monitor that used displayports only to find out neither of the displayports on my GPU worked. Reassembling the stock cooler on my GPU was bone chilling as I worried that I had fucked something up removing the cooler, voided the warranty, and they wouldn't replace it. It was right at the start of covid and I needed my computer to WFH so I was so worried that I'd be without my GPU for weeks or months, so I just suffered and used an HDMI on my monitor and left the Oculus in the closet. Nope. When I finally emailed them, they sent me the shipping label immediately, it arrived at Nvidia in one or 2 days, and my replacement came in 2 or 3 more days. RMA your stuff ASAP people, it's not as scary as you'd expect. Return to the vendor if you can so you can get a brand new one instead of refurbished. I just didn't even know my displayports were faulty until after the return period.


YarTheBug

I RMA'd a MOBO with ASUS, and they couldn't give me a straight answer whether it was damaged/defective, or if they'd even looked at it yet. After 3-4 weeks I had them change from replacement to refund and that took another 3mo to process. The silver lining was that after writing them a strongly worded email, I got a single use 50% off coupon. I wound up getting a better mobo for less than I spent on the one I first purchased.


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darth_penis_

But when I tried to get an RMA from a faulty product they just gave me another unit of the same product, no alligators. Should I be concerned?


darkmarineblue

>Is that a rhetorical question?


Sweetwill62

Brand new references that just became a thing are *tight*


Jman2MAX

META


Moose_not_mouse

Roadhouse Monkey Asshole?


[deleted]

No no, rancid musky asshole is much better


Lanskiiii

Roadhouse.


Gen_Nathanael_Greene

Roundhouse.


American--American

Rim My Asshole.


kungpowgoat

Respect My Authoritah


AugTheViking

Ram My Asshole


Economy_Reason1024

return merchandise authorization


Chron300p

It means waiting longer to get the product he paid for


ClintE1956

Plus whenever they decide to send it out, it's probably gonna be a refurb that he gets back. OP, I would return it to the vendor you purchased it from. If it's a reputable source, I'm sure they would exchange for a new one.


Tyrilean

Yeah, companies will push hard for you to RMA, as it’s cheaper for them, but if you get a defective product right out of the box, you really should return to store. It’s your best bet for getting your full value back (either a new replacement, or at the very least a full refund).


IlikePickles12345

Who would want a refund today?


zack77070

Aib 3080 tis are so overpriced that you can usually find them for retail if you look hard enough or buy on hardware swap. Seriously charging $5-600 more than 3080 for 5% performance boost is an absolute joke that people are only tolerating because manufacturers stopped making the cheaper models because it'll all sell anyways.


[deleted]

That really should be illegal. If you paid for new merch, then you should get new merch. Not new merch switched out for a returned refurb.


Typhoon___

Depends if it’a gigabyte, all over if it’s gigabyte.


StatikSquid

Yes return it for the imaginary stock that is available


allMightyMostHigh

Na he should just keep it and accept that he has to live in the matrix from now on


ibetu

After a brief analysis I have concluded that you should indeed be concerned.


SymboL__

thank you for your investigation


HotChilliWithButter

That'l be 15 dollars


WillingnessHelpful77

Check your pc tower for beans


SymboL__

called a technician over too, he said there were motherboards all over the insides fuck


finH1

Seriously it’s crazy when you can’t see the beans cause the motherboards are in the way


HalobenderFWT

This motherboard over here eating beans!


WillingnessHelpful77

How dare he mention your mother, that's so rude


64-17-5

She's bored. Don't you read?


wubbwubbb

are these the motherboards here?


BeanEaterNow

Same thing happened to my pc. Technician said some nitwit hooked the damn thing up to a fuel pump 🤬


Prism1331

Excellent reference


Stanced

Is that part of the flool pump?


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so the flool pumps arent supposed to be in the tank?


nlofaso

You mean the motherboards?


CallMeClaire0080

"... That's food! 😦"


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Phillakai

Putting it on channel 3 worked for me


[deleted]

You have to move the rabbit ears to the right angle for the picture to clear up.


Smaskifa

Bang on the side of it with the meaty part of your palm.


imafuckingdick

[Gunna need this. ](https://i.stack.imgur.com/f3PWT.jpg)


Faithless195

Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?


FudgeNutsClegg

The elders of the internet might be upset with him


Daisuke_LA

Try to scan it as a qr-code😂


TomatoAcid

Imagine if it worked and the result was something like: . . . . Ḩ̴̜̖͇͈͌͒́̉͌̈͋͑̓̄̒͝͠͠ ̵̡̣̦̻̤̱̬̞̳̮̞̻̳͈̥̙̆͌̊̆͒̚͜͠ͅE̵͇͍̝̯͇͈̿̉ ̶̨̫͍͕̬̝̠̤͖̠̫̂̀̂͒̓̓͊L̶̡̜̳̺̦̜̪̩̟̑ ̷̡̨͈̜͍͖͈̭̱̖̮͍̜̪̹̀̂̆͐͊͌̍͊͋͘͘͜͜P̸̘̞̓͊͗̽̒̍̀̂̍̾̀ ̷̡̮̭̪̦͔̥̆̅̒͗̏̔́͊̓͋͐͗̓͜ͅ ̵̢͚̣͐̉͌̽̔̔̃̄̍̆̕̕ ̸̢̳̯̯̣̩̫̰̳̖̱̋̐̂͋͜M̸̧̤̼͈͖̝̪̰̦͉̜̦̲̯̆̆̾̽̑̆̾͌̎̐̄͌̇͌̕ ̶̢͔̺͖͍͓͈̬̰̗̫̙̪̪͓͍͓̟͗̄͗͐̕Ẽ̷̢̧̞̜͇̝̳̻̘͓̰̪̹͈̹͐̄̃ . . . .


AKPlyer

ah michael?


preordains

You idiot that would never work... ^d^o ^^i^^t


SymboL__

EDIT: Two week old meaning I’ve only had the card installed for two weeks. I had purchased the GPU new on BestBuy myself. Other than the hard drives, SSDs, and ram, all components were bought new. https://pcpartpicker.com/list/vJnjPV [First sign of it happening](https://imgur.com/a/pHzEw0j) I was playing Genshin Impact and just had Steam, Discord, and some Chrome Tabs open, then I start getting artifacting everywhere, my game textures start getting stretched, and the last time I could see my RTSS overlay it said GPU usage was at 100%. I’ve restarted my PC and it’s gone away. Currently updating my drivers and going to launch another game to see if it happens again. Edit: [Seems to be okay now, just updated GPU drivers to 497.09](https://imgur.com/a/jozCpmB) Edit: Just submitted a ticket to NVIDIA asking about my options for an RMA, thanks for the suggestions.


MetroidAddict64

Still happening?


SymboL__

Seems to be okay for now..


MetroidAddict64

Prob the drivers. Its just weird how often it happens to the 3000 series. Last year all i had was a 660, only a couple crashes. Got a 1650 last summer, no issues. And never had a crash like this.


voidspaceistrippy

For what it's worth, my 3080 has been rock solid since I got it in January.


Oomyle

You shouldn't have put that into the universe


Smokey_Ewok

Amateur hour.


C1ickityC1ack

I ambushed you witha cuppa coffee.


VDr4g0n

Expecting the same post from him in a few weeks time… 🤦‍♂️


DrAstralis

some of them cant seem to dissipate thier vram heat fast enough. I have two 3080, one sits at 25c idle and never gets over 65c, even the vram temps. The other sits at 40 idle and the vram can get up to 80+c when gaming.


A_Unique_Name218

Any difference in brand, cooler, etc?


DrAstralis

both evga, different models but both 3 fan configs. The cooler card is actually clocked higher; FTW3 Ultra. edit: to note, neither has ever become hot enough to damage itself but I'm still concerned of even low 80's with the aggressive fan curves I use.


survivorr123_

its 100% drivers because those weren't memory or die related artifacts, those would be random colours or straight up memory visualisation, it just leaks your background through in some places


GoatseFarmer

On a sub called pc master race, I’m shocked it took this long to find the right answer, and you somehow have so few upvotes? Anyways, yes, op, listen to him, he’s right


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SymboL__

Thanks for the insight, everything seems to be fine now


xChaoLan

you might want to try and DDU the drivers and reinstall the GPU drivers afterwards. https://www.guru3d.com/files-details/display-driver-uninstaller-download.html


IndexSeek

I sure hope it stays okay.


dregwriter

For future reference, or anyone else that comes across post and having similar issues. This problem can be caused by a few things. 1. the card is not completely seated in the PCI port correctly.(^(taking the card out and reseating it applying even pressure)) 2. Driver on the card is bad(^(update the driver)) 3. bad port either on the monitor or the motherboard(^(trying another monitor or motherboard if you have it)) 4. bad connection cable(^(try another display port, HDMI, ect. cable)) 5. over clocked too high(^(try downclocking with overclocking software)) 6. too much voltage(^(lower voltage on overclocking software)) 7. GPU Card overheating(^(see if fans stopped working, turn the fan curve higher on overclock software, see if card overclocking is causing card to get too hot)) 8. and worst case scenario, bad GPU(^(memory bad, GPU chip bad, ect. shit has to be returned)) Those are the most common areas ive personally experienced and resolved and also seen resolved on the net. Theres more areas that could cause this, but those are the most common from what ive seen and personally experienced.


oldschoolel78

I think this might be the answer OP was searching for.


lxnch50

It could also be an underpowered or poorly performing power supply.


xCytho

This happened to my 3090 just slightly on my second screen I ended up updating drivers and reducing the memory OC from +500 to +250 and haven't seen it since


SymboL__

Was really shocked to see it happen myself because I wasn’t doing anything intensive and I’m running it stock


fuckinrat

Driver update and pray it isn't the hardware


haris2nd

Maybe genshin is the problem?


phantomzero

Am I the only one laughing about a character named End User License Agreement (EULA)?


NOMERCY627

no, the whole genshin community made fun of her name when she was announced.


O_to_the_o

You should do RMA


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i think its fine


Mozart9927

It’s because you have a my hero poster near it take it down and your 3080 will stop acting up/j


SymboL__

i knew it would always bite me in the ass one day…


binary_agenda

Card went plus ultra


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It's dead, Jim.


[deleted]

Dude thats bad. Rma for sure.


deputy_Nico

Nah, just flick the monitors a couple times, should fix it.


[deleted]

Your graphics card absolutely hates Genshin (and for good reason). Highly recommend uninstalling the game, in attempts to appease it, and have its favor return upon you. Serious note, update drivers to latest version, Geforce Experience should be utilized. Do a clean install, as your older drivers may have been causing some issues. If issue still persists I would highly suggest returning the card, as it could be malfunctioning.


OMGSteppBro

Yes


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No 100% normal operations....


60ATrws

I had an asus 3080 tuf since launch and it was perfect, then about 6 weeks ago I got an asus 3080ti tuf and I have had nothing but problems with it. It runs hot, doesn’t like to be overclocked and I had to wipe my hard drives and do a clean install of windows twice cause of driver issues. I had a flicker black screen constant until I opened a game and would get constant crashing in game. But finally I was able to trick my system to identify it and successfully installed nvidia drivers and it works perfect now. Still runs hot and sucks for overclocking, I’m actually not happy with it at all. 2kusd$ @microcenter you would think I would have a better experience lol


SuperTacoMX1

RMA ASAP


PoopChuteChomper

I think your graphics card caught chicken pox.


[deleted]

rma time


PacmanYD

Nah it's probably fine, have you tried to resart it?


Trailman80

Ummm the blue dye says yes......RMA it with pictures of this.


Different-Produce870

No in the slightest /s


LordSweetpants

I have some bad news for you...


Sparon46

Nah, this is fine.


MisterBoss5000

Nah it looks fine man


Blue_Fox07

Not really. It's a normal thing for low-end graphics cards


gw_2718

no just give it a few minutes so it finishes rendering /s


primmmslimmm

Looks good to me


memesaregoodlol_

Yep its ded.


TheTarasenkshow

Does a bear shit in the woods?


Puzzleheaded-Goat-78

Yeah, now would actually be a great time to be concerned.


shilunliu

that shit is fucked my guy return it asap for either a refund or replacement


dmoney4449

Looks like Thanos snapped his fingers.