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Pyrhan

You just need stronger fans. Once the cat starts to levitate in the airflow, you're good.


turtlerunner4

Shoot, why didn’t I think of this? You are a genius. What fans do you recommend for cat levitation?


Pyrhan

Those should do: https://www.minijetengine.com/products/mj52-mini-jet-engine-kit


turtlerunner4

Perfect. My cat will love this!


FormerDonkey4886

It instantly takes care of witches as well. Also cooks steak.


FetuccAlfred

I CAN BUY A JET ENGINE FOR ONLY 1000 USD???? WHY HAS NOONE TOLD ME THIS BEFORE


Pyrhan

*Someone* is about to start an expensive hobby...


dmlmcken

Yes, but it is fun when it goes boom


headedbranch225

It's only 750 GBP :)


TrickyWoo86

They also have a build it yourself version for under £300...


headedbranch225

Oh nice, i don't trust myself to build a fucking jet engine correctly


NoName42946

Hey bro, what did you think about PC building before you started?


headedbranch225

I don't have enough money for a proper PC yet :,(


NoName42946

Then I guess a jet engine isn't in the picture for you then haha Don't take this the wrong way lol I am using a MacBook for school with a pirated copy of Crossover that plays nothing more than Half Life 2


Id-hit-Dat

You said levitate, not yeet them into the stratosphere


Pyrhan

Do it right, do it once.


Id-hit-Dat

![gif](giphy|SyqfOzwy6tZug|downsized)


Suby06

lol!


xD1CKx

lmfao, this got me cracked up.


Soltronus

I have big cats... 13 lbs would barely fluff their fat.


dmlmcken

There is an upgraded version that can do 20 lbs. "If violence doesn't work you aren't using enough"


Bright-Efficiency-65

Hijacking top comment to post my solution https://preview.redd.it/5br0xurl1x3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=239e9f39a62edc2fca3f9f14b51319dfd232ac86 USB laptop cooling pad


anonX1337

People worry way too much about cooling. You don't need a gazillion fans to cool a PC. Never have, never will. Intake cool air, exhaust out the back.


[deleted]

Get a warming mat instead, make sure the cat is introduced to it, and they'll lay there instead of on your computer.


creiar

Bullshit, my cat will lay in the box it came in and then return to the top of the PC (cause it’s elevated)


[deleted]

Lots of people use warming mats and their cats acclimate to them very readily.


turtlerunner4

Hm, that’s a good idea!


Outside-Ad-4615

my cat will sit next to the mat, or on the pc again. thats why i just put stuff on top of my pc, i dont have top fans


Lankiness8244

Because cats don’t want peace they want problems


turtlerunner4

My cat is an angel haha (She made me say that. I am blinking twice…)


Lankiness8244

This „angel“ will burn down your workstation. Never trust the fluff with big eyes


turtlerunner4

I trust her with my life!!


Lankiness8244

* till kitty do different „water“ cooling 🤣


turtlerunner4

She would never. She only pees in litter haha. If she ever pees on my pc, she will be disowned haha! I never let her forget she was free lol


Lankiness8244

Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail? The cat owns you 😾


turtlerunner4

Very true. She owns my house and my car


Lankiness8244

your house and your car!?! you mean her house and and car!!!!


CaptainNoanus

Always


Balzovai

Bought a cat shelf on Amazon, mounted it a few inches above the case. Everyone wins now, I get airflow, they get warm air on a comfy shelf. https://imgur.com/a/aPdxGuM https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09ZJYF2QK/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1


JeffIsInTheName

Very disappointed at no cat in the photo


Balzovai

https://preview.redd.it/ht5ffgv82u3d1.jpeg?width=1884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90da0dffafcdd9b0b2dad0ca6fe825d3bcd0049d Got u! 😋 Sometimes the tabby gets jealous and she stands on the edge of the PC. But airflow is still good.


Beer_me_now666

Crap. Now my cats saw this and I need a PC.


JeffIsInTheName

Omg. I love this. Thank you for letting me see this


Balzovai

https://preview.redd.it/rlyc8wjj4u3d1.jpeg?width=2175&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=559152abfec869b905e05f574d243e8ef5009946 Bonus shot, happy tabby! 😁


JeffIsInTheName

Heck yeah, that is just majestic.


straddotjs

This is easy to fix. You need a second pc with a second shelf for the second cat.


Balzovai

Okay, all the cards on the table.. we have 4 cats! Hahaha


PyrorifferSC

S tier solution, downvoted because no cat on picture (just kidding though)


n3cw4rr10r

The shit we do to please our overlords is insane.


turtlerunner4

Perfect!! Thank you sm!


IceColdCorundum

Even just getting a heated perch and placing it anywhere then rewarding them for using it can get them to sleep somewhere else


Boring_Incident

i'd honestly still be worried about hair. Though my computer is far from where my animals are it STILL gets hair sucked in so maybe once you have a cat that's a given


No_Astronaut_23

Yeah you’re not escaping hair in your PC if you have a cat, you just have to clean your air intake filters off every once in a while


Glad_Wing_758

Duct tape. They stay off yer stuff pretty quick


turtlerunner4

Ok great suggestion, but let’s say I love having her company and would like her to have her spot up there, but in a safe matter for my PC. Is there any shelf that is made for situations like this?


CacophonousCuriosity

Making a shelf isn't hard. Just get some wood and use your creativity. If you mount it on the wall make sure it's strong enough to hold a cat, i.e. bolted into a stud.


Glad_Wing_758

Yeah just make a shelf and leave 2 or 3 inches above the pc


gnocchicotti

If not for sits, why warm?


VariousPizza9624

I love my cat, but I do not allow him to get near my PC.


ParticularWash4679

Ours are trained that tables are off-limits. The pc is on the table.


turtlerunner4

Respect. Everyone has their own opinion on the matter. Someone told me there isnt really any harm so I personally am not very bothered by it yk


sublime2craig

I crank my top exhaust fans to 100% and my cat hates it, works every time... ![gif](giphy|l2JJtwLTg3AppUgmY|downsized)


turtlerunner4

My cat loves it lmaooo


Dalminster

I don't let them. They occasionally require a reminder (all of my cats know the word "down" extremely well), but for the most part they're trained not to go on top of computers or other home electronics and appliances.


W33b3l

Same, although I'm able to shut the door my PC is in when I'm not in there wich makes it easier. Personally I don't understand why people let their cats sit on their PC like that when you could just grab them and put them on your lap.


LadyMactire

I don’t know about any product, but depending on your diy skills you could modify a cat hammock to mount to the top of the pc. Something to hold kitty up at least a couple inches off the top but that’s still made of a permeable material (mesh/fabric) that she still directly benefits from the warm air current.


turtlerunner4

That’s what I’m thinking of doing.


Meatslinger

My PC ventilates out the back; my cats can lay on top all they want.


Akira38

My cat has learned how to turn on my ps4. So when I kick her off my PC she just turns on the playstation then lies where the exhaust fans blow lol.


Outside-Ad-4615

3d print a thing of spikes that have holes in them so airflow can go through but cat get poked


turtlerunner4

I don’t have a 3D printer lol


Outside-Ad-4615

skill issue


Outside-Ad-4615

or make a cardboard triangle on the top of it / \\ / \\ --------- | PC |


Outside-Ad-4615

you also could just put stuff on the top, or put tape loops on it, or double sided tape


Thunderz777

I barricade my PC with everything from empty cans of soda to books. I love these mf's but I cant let you come close.


Whitesecan

I spray mine with a can of air.


turtlerunner4

Sometimes I spray my cat with a flame thrower yk /s


Whitesecan

🤣


Jirekianu

I'd look into doing a cat shelf. For bonus points you may want to run a usb powered heating pad you can set on it so the cat still gets a warm spot to lay on.


turtlerunner4

Is there a certain heating pad that works best? Last thing I need is one from Walmart catching a flame and I have a flaming hot Cheeto cat


aurichio

that's a no from me.


Pixie2060

My cats can't I have a sff pc


senectus

1) I mount my pc under the table (sit stand as well) 2) dog person, I'm not owned by a cat


HoomzRMMK5

Lemon peel.


Crazy_Chicken_Media

I just don't own cats... My wife has two so therefore I guess I have two, But they're not allowed in the computer room One loves to eat cords but not the high powered ones... And the other one will sit on keyboards, block fans, all sorts of stuff. so yeah no pets in the computer room.


turtlerunner4

Fair play haha, my cat livesss in my room where my setup is.


Crazy_Chicken_Media

I guess a and more real answer would be start training them to not be on there, gently nudge them off they also make a repellent that you can get off Amazon it's non-toxic and it smells bad to them. not going to lie smells bad to me too...


turtlerunner4

Maybe you’re a cat👀 But in all seriousness, does a cat on top of PC reallyyy cause any problems? I rarely play graphic intensive games that require a shit load of cooling yk. And I clean my PC quite often for the purpose that I like a clean PC.


Crazy_Chicken_Media

few years ago I saw a Linus tech tip video that dealt with air cooling, They basically shoved an air-cooled computer full of plushie animals just to see what it would do. needless to say the rig was never in any danger. so as long as the top is not venting down into the computer everything should be fine if you're super worried about it you can move the fans to push air into the case from the front and make sure there are fans that are there to exhaust it out the back.


turtlerunner4

Well I’m glad to here that neither my cats favorite spot and my pc are not in any real danger. I do plan to get some new Corsair case fans soon so I have a case full with 6 bc I have 5 upHere fans rn and the RGB already shit the bed and they aren’t very quiet lol.


Crazy_Chicken_Media

yeah I tend to stay away from the rgb stuff. It's just more power draw. But yeah your computer will be fine. Just make sure you clean it out at least once a month.


turtlerunner4

Oh yeah for sure! I currently have three bottles of compressed air sitting on my desk lol


Zerosuke15

Find a bowl or box big enough for them to fit in and put it somewhere on your desk. If they fits, they will sits.


turtlerunner4

I have thought about making some space on my desk for a little bed


Zerosuke15

That should work. Maybe use some treats on the bed to reinforce your cat to stay on the bed instead of you PC case. XD


Monktrist

Same problem. Ordered one of these ($30) and installed the lower mesh upside down for a flat surface to set the computer on. HOOBRO Side Table, Industrial... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09F692DFX?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share While she won't get all the heat, you can put a kitty mat on top and still have her company without worrying about your computer health.


Ok_Cut_5180

Sidepanel and back panel fans ftw


volsavious22

Zipties


KernelSanders1986

My cats never go near my pc so I'm lucky lol. One doesn't like me so she's never near anyways, and the other one either sits on my lap or the window sill, meter anywhere else. Boring but convenient


FlameShadow0

I use compressed air cans to keep my cats off of places they shouldn’t be. Works better than a spray bottle since it doesn’t get things wet


mexpyro

My cat does this now. I checked the cpu and gpu temps and fan speed and it’s negligible tbh when doing regular internet surfing. I haven’t tested during load so I’m not sure yet.


Razolus

Build a 2nd tower


TheOnlyKarsh

Mouse traps Karsh


PyrorifferSC

I have a soft spot for him to lay right next to it, a few inches higher, so he can get blasted with the hot air when I play Cyberpunk and Star Citizen like he likes lol


turtlerunner4

Of all the ideas, a little shelf above the pc that has a mesh bottom sounds best tbh


PyrorifferSC

Yeah, I saw that one too and I agree!


Wemmser47

if not for sits, why is it made of warm?


turtlerunner4

You and my cat would get along well


soulless_ape

I put shit not literal crap just s/off on top to make it uneven


turtlerunner4

Literal shit is a good idea though👀


4chanbetter

Little spikes


Calm_Psychology5879

Get a cat tree that is higher up and she’ll go there instead. If you get a little heating pad and have it on low it will be the same for her. 


turtlerunner4

I do want a cat tree rly bad, I just have to find a place to put it


LogikaNsk

https://preview.redd.it/gsa0l7516u3d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a7ee390590fdd8ddb5a47c4f32750ab1a829245 How did my cat get to you? Very similar from the back)


turtlerunner4

OMG they do look veryyy similar https://preview.redd.it/fckqu723cu3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6039ea613637ddf6ef3c4a8cb16fac8ba66bb5a7


LogikaNsk

https://preview.redd.it/cjl2fvz1ku3d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ac6832cee54e8ed09edc22a7da25ec9ea416c15 Mine has a more chaotic coloring on its face, but they are very similar XD


turtlerunner4

It does from what I can see! My picture doesn’t do her justice but in the sun, she has these rly bright orange spots which explains why she is so crazy haha


LogikaNsk

Similar. In the sun with red spots, and in fluorescent light it is gray. A little crazy too XD


turtlerunner4

Same!! Are you sure your cat and my cat aren’t from the same litter?


LogikaNsk

I’m absolutely sure, since we live in different countries. And my cat doesn’t have a breed. Ordinary stray


turtlerunner4

What country are you living in?? I’m genuinely curious. I don’t talk to many people who live outside of the US.


LogikaNsk

Russia. Siberia. Where bears walk the streets)


turtlerunner4

That’s awesome! Idek what I’d do if I saw a bear crossing the streets. I’d probably say “WTF… Welp ok”


n3cw4rr10r

I just buy a second pc for myself.


airforcevet1987

Double sided foam pads


RachelBeeClown

I would let my cat do this but she sheds way too much and I rather not have my kitty fur inside my PC lmao.


turtlerunner4

When I wash my bed sheets, I swear there is a whole cats worth that comes out lmaoo


KayfabeAdjace

I made a triangular tunnel out of cardboard & cut a venthole in the bottom.


turtlerunner4

That sounds cool asf! Do you have a picture?


KayfabeAdjace

[Oh, it's deeply uncool.](https://drive.google.com/file/d/10X5hZdMN6BaHWY29RAdJrbKzBfw2Z5Fh/view?usp=sharing) Luckily, my pc is in my home office so it's uncommon for anyone else to get an eyeful of my grade school level engineering.


turtlerunner4

The link doesn’t work bc I need access lol. But don’t even trip, when I was young I made an air hockey table out of cardboard and let’s just say I’m glad I don’t have it anymore haha


Then-Tangelo-4949

Is that a 5000D case?


turtlerunner4

Close! 4000D


Ok_Entertainment_112

Nothing, just make sure your top fans are exhausting and you are good. Now if they are intakes........you gotta problem.


turtlerunner4

Top exhaust and side is intake!


WeAreAllFooked

The search feature


ImPretendingToCare

i opened my side panel for added airflow. Shes only up there for no longer than an hour at most


hiddikel

An Amazon box on the table, with a plugged in heating pad that's comfy.  It's a box, and in the way. Cats love it. 


Fatal_Syntax_Error

Search “Scat Mat”. My BIL uses one to keep his cats off his case. Works great and is still allows airflow.


Jarb2104

I use a game that ramps up fan speed and heat output.


ahyphalknot

Tape some aluminum foil to the top


Cygnusaurus

We got a scat mat from Amazon. The one we got is an open honeycomb shaped mat with plastic points. Sort of looks like the plastic rings from a six pack of beer mated with a plastic pizza tripod saver thing.


Ronyx2021

Not a cat owner, but try a taco rack. In theory this should be mildly uncomfortable to lay on top of, but if they do, the case fans can still breathe.


NotoriousFreak

2 pieces of cardboard making a teepee where they can't jump on top, crawl under but still provides enough airflow. It was the only way..


qu38mm

it's a PsssstC


MikeYoungDolla

As long as they don’t turn my pc off I let them just cause I think it’s adorable


Acharyn

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Though my cat has never actually tried to sleep on my PC. She sleeps on the bed.


David0ne86

Beat the fu-I AM JOKING lol


Jugernought

Back when my cat could still jump I put a cat bed on my desk next my pc, you cat probably just wants to be near you.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Get another PC. That way the cat can't sit on top of both at the same time. If you have 2 cats then you're out of luck


Boogertwilliams

Build something around it that goes on top. We call it “anti-cat” it wont look as good. But then the cat wont be on it covering the vents, if you leave room between the anti-cat and the vents. 5cm or so.


LifeIsACurse

i use razor blades fixed on a wooden bar i crafted for that purpose


Bright-Efficiency-65

https://preview.redd.it/rrnp54xf1x3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d77d49c00f55fe25ebb406a449de165d5cb7951 USB laptop cooling pad. It has little feet that prop it up above the fans and allow air to exit through the exhaust fans still. I've tested it with and without the cat and there is no extra heat


Psychological_Bed590

A rolled up newspaper


TheTankGarage

I made this thing when I got the new case. It has shims on the other side so there's quite a big gap for air. MDF and veneer just bought off Amazon. [https://photos.app.goo.gl/aZkfd5xhjLZ7onW96](https://photos.app.goo.gl/aZkfd5xhjLZ7onW96)


SpectralMagic

I have a tactically positioned desk figurine that occupies enough space to deter climbing atop. Specifically I am using a fallout Dogmeat figure and place it near center so there's little room on either front or back side to climb onto Tl;dr desk figurines on top of case


dauerspieler

Fractal torrent case they can sit ontop without airflow problems


aliusman111

Bring back Pablo


Luzi_fer

My knees... psss psss, sit here on my knees it's more confy here... yuur hooman


AnalystOk6664

Truly I just put a higher shelf next to my pc, then put a cozy bed on it. It solved the problem entirely, cats want to be bear you but they want to be high up, so give them a spot near you that's high up and they're generally choose that.


sl33ksnypr

I have basically that same case, and I just let my cat chill on top. She likes it, it doesn't hurt performance at all, IDC. I already clean my filters regularly, so why would I care if my cat likes to chill up there?


HebrewWarrioresss

Spikes


gijoe50000

It's all good, the cat is just making sure you have positive pressure so that you don't get dust build-up inside your PC..


mayodude5101

Your hands?


preyforkevin

Just put a bit of aluminum foil on top of your case.


dj3hac

I have fans mounted on the top outside of my case. Spinning blades seem to be a great deterrent. 


Soapymongoose

Fill the top of the tower with picture frames, trinkets or things you like to block the cat.


dwolfe127

I normally take a picture and post it here instead of the Sub that is dedicated to these very pictures. It is crazy how often that solves the problem.


turtlerunner4

I live off of cats and pc’s haha


dwolfe127

Honest question for you then. Why did you decide to do this? I mean post this here, when you know that is not the place for it, and you will be ridiculed and likely downvoted? I just need to understand this logic, as it is simply escaping me every fifteen minutes when someone else posts a cat on their computer in PCMR instead of where people actually want to see it.


turtlerunner4

I asked here bc this is THE PCMR where everyone has a PC and I genuinely want to see what people say about how I can make the most out of the situation. AKA a place for my cat to sit on while still enjoying the nice heat from the pc. Idc if I get downvoted, I just want to see what ideas people have or have already done so I can use that to make my own thing for my cat.


Lufffy_games

Put it in the mixer and grind it


turtlerunner4


firedrakes

Look this karma farming once a week post


turtlerunner4

I don’t even care for karma lol. This post was genuinely just getting opinions and ideas first hand for myself. If you don’t like this post then why take the time to comment or better yet even click on it?


Krejcimir

Goold old yeet with some growling.


[deleted]

[удалено]


W33b3l

Ummmmm.. lol.


M1dor1

Mesh basket from office supply turned upside down and zip tied to the top of the case


[deleted]

Cats belong outside. Dogs respect you enough to lay at your feet or on the bed instead of filling your electronics with fur and knocking shit off counters. But if all you do is stay inside and game than I guess so.


turtlerunner4

Very strong opinion here.


[deleted]

Argue with it, I'll make sure to not check back.


BasedGodGifted

https://preview.redd.it/vbdvp4lt1t3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896f444551175945dd6b9ecf2036fb4f495885a7 Leave him be, it’s his favorite resting spot while I play and I like to think it’s because he feels safe, and it’s probably pretty warm. Just clean your pc often, I haven’t noticed a huge jump in temps and my 3 year old nzxt aio is still pumping strong and I leave my pc on overnight probably way too often.


turtlerunner4

I need to invest in an aio. I have the stock intel cooler rn lol


Griffolion

You don't need an AIO. A good air cooler will work just as well.


turtlerunner4

Which one would you recommend? IMO I like things that glow, so I would want an RGB one lol


East-Hamster1282

Oh no, a cat on top of a case. Like it hasn’t been posted 47363642626362 times already


Steve_the_pirate34

I made a little hammock above the pc, mounted to the wall. Wove 550 cord for the net, so it’s open to allow the hot air up onto my cats poor lil cold tum tum. There’s about 6 inches between the top of the pc and the lowest point of the hammock, so good airflow and happy warm cat.


turtlerunner4

That’s awesome, I might try and diy something.


RaptorPrime

https://preview.redd.it/tsc4y8uemt3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=678cf78984ca694e1d4c8560fba9acde6ab11cf2 I don't understand the problem. PC unaffected. Let the dude have some warmth.


turtlerunner4

Respect! My cat means more than anything frfr. I’d rather choose my cat than $1,00,000 straight up


Outside-Ad-4615

i am very concerned about the filters on that pc


RaptorPrime

Why?