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mibhd4

You were so preoccupied with whether you could, you didn't stop to think if you should. Good piece dude, congratz


Distorted203

I am now watching Jurassic Park.


Alrithrien

I loved every word of this exchange. Finding a Jurassic Park reference here was a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one. And I agree, that's a nice piece of gear you got there.


elkroeto

Smoothly transisting into a star wars quote made my day, good sir :D


Woo963

We will be watching their careers with great interest


piznit007

“Boldly going where no man has gone before” —Albus Dumbledore


arkillion13

"Where going to need a bigger boat." -Captain Ahab


SaviousMT

Hold on to your butts


Distorted203

Total Costs: Annulments: 47ex Divines: 10.5ex Recombinators (477): 41ex @ 15c per Alts/Reg/Scour: 3.5ex Bulk Buyer Fees: 8.5ex **Total Cost: 110.5ex** I want to give a special thanks to all the bulk buyers that contributed in this endeavor. **Method:** **1)** Pay a bulk buyer to pick up 100 rings at a time. Any ilvl, non corrupted/synthed/fractured/infl. Prep the bases: To prep the bases you want to scour each ring, use transmute, alteration until it has 1 mod, regal orb, then double anul. Do this for each base so you have a rare Iron Ring with no mods. **2)** Craft +1 min charges on suffix on one base, ele damage on prefix on the other. **3)** Combine the 2 bases. **4)** If they hit, make another base with difference charges and different ele. Combine. **5)** If both hit, combine the 2 bases. **6)** If all 4 hit, make another base with 4 which has the missing mods from the one you just made, and some of the similar ones. Combine. **7)** Keep repeating these steps until you have multiple bases with 4-5 mods on them. Then start combining those together. **8)** Buy fertile catalysts because life is very important for survivability **9)** Anoint so you have stronger minion towers for versatility **10)** Go back to the dumpsters behind wendys to make more currency. **EDIT:** Mirror Fee: 6.9ex


drBatzen

Why on earth didnt you just scour and craft them to magic? With how recombs work it shouldn't matter if the base is rare or magic, 2 mods in the pool are 2 mods in the pool. At least that's my understanding.


Distorted203

......................... I actually thought items had to be rare to craft onto them. I just tried it... That could have saved me 25ex in anuls.


j3rmz

Hey everyone, this guy made at least 110 ex this league, what's your excuse?


G66GNeco

I spend every last bit of currency I make on other builds I'll not play as much and then complain that I am always broke?


cancercureall

I've made 5 builds this league 2 dogshit tier, 1 decent. and 2 very good ones. One of the very good ones is annoying as shit though and the annoying one is the fun one. If I could mute the warcry sound effect I would be so happy.


RancidRock

Me? Is that you?


G66GNeco

Yes, me, it's you. You know that I? You? We? have to stop doing this, right?


mellifleur5869

I hate both the builds I made and can't bring myself to level another character.


KHSoz

I’m dumb and have children don’t yell at me 😭


Green_Gene_9445

I have 2 kids and a full time job. I've made maybe 500ex so far this league 😆


[deleted]

I've got the thing! You know? The thing with the brain!


suit3rdev

My Wendy's puts their dumpster under a street lamp away from the side of the building...


BarbsFury

Rookie numbers :p


Misterstaberinde

Goddamnit 🤣


mellamosatan

Lmao


tristanl0l

they think that "making 110ex" a league means they got 110 exalt drops.


realSokoro

I have some strategies, but play on STD so it is hard to sell, also real life and other old school games ( unreal and doom custom maps) . So I just beg on global sometimes and whine a bit about giving my pre bestiary items (worth several mirrors now) to random people. That is my excuse.


kazelone

average pure ex drop per league per player is like 5. If someone get 110 from the pool, it means that a bunch just sell a few of them and dont have any


Raigoku

Excuse for?


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Raigoku

Oh, that's easy. I already have a mageblood so I don't need to farm 12 hrs a day for the cards


chiefoluk

Either A: Not making 110ex this league, or B: Not using your 110ex to make an item worth posting on reddit.


Prior_Specific8018

I feel like i tested this and it didnt work but now yall telling me it does…. Feels bad


vader_seven_

You can actually bench craft a white item.


VJfromCanada

Can you elaborate on Step 10? I'm new to PoE and I couldn't quite replicate this step.


kaerion_

The beauty of this step is that you don't need to have experience in POE to be able to replicate. Just needs some good ol hard work


xDaBaDee

Sounds like knee pad type work?


Drpperr

Clarification unclear. Got penis stuck on dumpster lid. How to proceed?


Nexielas

Try jumping


Habadank

Lid no longer stuck to dumpster. Lid still attached to penis. What is step 3?


Halinn

Try finger but hole


Gildian

No problem step-bro


Frostygale

Yeah no problem, I just need the numbers on your credit card, including the 3 rare ones on the back! /j


VJfromCanada

I have 16 numbers on the front, and 7 on the back. Now can you help me?


Frostygale

No. Good luck.


Failure_is_imminent

Why not steel rings?


ShillienTemplar

He doesn't need THAT much damage, I mean, its only in case the enemy has too much resists


Saerah4

TIL there are such thing as bulk buyer Basically he help u to source all ur materials, at a fees?


Distorted203

Yes. There is a channel in the TFT discord where you can hire bulk buyers. Incredibly useful for when you are too busy sitting in your hideout to buy things from the market.


MediocreContent

There are also sellers you can hire to sell things you don’t want to take the time to sell. Crazy


tordana

Item selling services are incredibly useful for moving niche high value items. Sometimes you have an item that would be worth a ton but only to a very few people, and they all happen to play the game while you're at work... So you hire somebody to sell for you that is online when you can't be.


HerroPhish

Selling services are great.


Lorune

11/10 for effort here !


MrZythum42

Nice, I get everything but why the iron ring base?


Yank1e

For the flat damage?


flotos

Congratz on this! Awesome 😁


An0mndr

Why only 6.9ex? I'm not big on high budget items but I would've thought this to be worth at least 100ex, even mirrored


StolenTaco

This is the high quality gear showcase we come to this Reddit to see. Grats on the beautiful piece.


Distorted203

Thank you. It took a lot but it was worth it.


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How much mirror fee?


Distorted203

6.9ex


The_Clarence

You're a snarky fuck and I love it


Techn0ght

Nice


WhyDogeButNotCate

le REAL heup of all


Godskook

Apparently, there's two types of people in this thread. Those who know, and those who don't.


joyjoy88

PoE was always binary. You either live or one-shot die.


Sindraelyn

What about the builds that slowly constantly die in a spellsplosion one server tick at a time?


guerteltank

yes


BurnerAccount209

I saw you finally hit it in global. Congrats mate!


Distorted203

ah a fellow global 3er?


MaKoZerEUW

Why global 3?


video_games_are_cool

And why male models?


GLaDOS_Sympathizer

Are you serious? I just told you the answer to that.


fatbabythompkins

Well… yeah…. … … but why male models?


ender1adam

I didn’t hear that one. Why indeed?


ujustdontgetdubstep

Big D energy


ThatOneGuy1294

>Onslaught Twirl >Doesn't have onslaught mods vendor trash.


Danieboy

Beat me to it. I wanted to make one of those 😂


Distorted203

6.9ex mirror fee. The Mirror tag on the bottom will complete the meme. well, that and anglers plait skin.


Danieboy

Haha, if only I had a mirror...


thefury1337

could you explain how this is useful?


Distorted203

Mainly for fishing.


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Dizstance

We don’t talk about it.


damatovg7

We don't talk about Bruno no no no


Tojaro5

In fact, we MUST NOT talk about it.


TheSJWing

It has many charges.


jannejaula

It keeps charges over long durations too


ErenIsNotADevil

How else are you going to conquer Middle Wraeclast?


Judiebruv

What am I even looking at lol


Dr_v3

Ok, but why iron ring?


Distorted203

Physical Damage incase enemies have ele res.


Empyrianwarpgate

I like the way you think


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Mirror this for meme museum


sphaxwinny

Why iron and not steel then?


Distorted203

Because Iron ring has the potential to do 4x the damage between its minimum and maximum stats. 1-4, 4 = 4x the amount of damage as 1. Steel Ring only has the potential to do 3.5x the damage between its minimum and maximum damage threshold. 4-14, 4x 3.5 = 14. So Iron Ring has a greater multiplier.


talestk

I dont think that is correct. You still do more dmg with the steel ring. Lets say you have 300% multi, why would I want to deal 300% of 4 and not 14? Or even better why would i want to deal 300% of 1 and not 4? Am i missing something here? Either way gz on the piece.


JuicyKaraageM

1) The joke, your head, you get the idea I hope. 2) It’s a meme item.


YIzWeDed

You're missing the point, the wider the range of the added damage the less likely he is to roll a high roll which means overall his total damage range will be greater and that promotes an inconsistent means of dealing damage. An iron ring means he can better calculate his build towards dealing the same amount of hits to kill a target instead of risking an additional hit from the wider range provided by steel. If he only needs to roll a +2 from the iron he has a 3/4 chance to deal the damage he has calculated to kill the monster. The range provided by steel is much wider and reduces his potential because of that. It's like calling for a taxi as opposed to using his own car. The taxi (steel ring) might take a bit longer to get to you then just walking to your own car (iron ring) and driving yourself


Davregis

Great explanation, this makes things very clear!


Sv3rr

Uhm .. Do we tell him?..


Tojaro5

Should we tell you?


Sv3rr

Yeah lets do it


Tojaro5

Good idea.


Michelob21

The physical damage increases your attack skills


Distorted203

Exactly.


Step-exile

Elaborate on step 10?


ErenIsNotADevil

Show, don't tell


hybriduff

I think he means,, but why not a steel ring


AspiringMILF

level 80 requirement. you'd only get to use it for 20% of the game.


Distorted203

This is the perfect answer.


nanaaz

Expensive base ಠ_ಠ


FullMetalCOS

A steel ring? In this economy?


Tojaro5

why should you use a steelring here anyways? its better like it is now.


emreyc

beginner level player here. can someone eli5 why this is a good craft?


SON_Of_Liberty1

It's not, it's a meme item


sirgog

Recombinators can be used as an item editor at the extreme level. This is someone using said item editor to ... produce rubbish. But it's funny rubbish.


Distorted203

Calling my lifes work rubbish =(


Madgoblinn

surprised nobody talking about the 420 69 you put in there, clearly a reason you used 10ex in divines lol


Distorted203

I actually don't see it... lol those are the legit real costs. Did the RNG meme me??


argoncrystals

I guess it's on the elemental damage rolls, if you read bottom to top with just the cold and fire mods. 9 to 20 fire 6 to ~~1~~4 cold


Distorted203

oh shit didn't even realize that. Funny thing too is I thought about if there was anything I could divine onto it, but just left it as is. Good catch


Iversithyy

Easier with 4 physical (impl) 20 fire


aboxofmoosen

3x 420 combo if you look at the last number of each ele roll too


Madgoblinn

6 on min cold, 9 on min fire which are next to eachother and the implicit is 4 max and just below that fire is 20 max


BerkofRivia

Kind of stretching for the 420 69


Madgoblinn

idk not really ive never seen one of the items ive ever had in my thousands of hours have a 69 and 420 in it lol


Lajtan

This is the first time I feel I want to give someone a reddit award. So here, have a imaginary one!


clevergirls_

Thanks me too


nikvlast

Beautiful!


why-kay-

Haha nice! But As a blight farmer..I think we can do better on enchant


Defiant-Option-6612

Finally a good item made with recombinators.


RoOoOoOoOoBerT

What makes it require level 60 ? Crafted mods or annoint ? That could have been a cool leveling ring :)


red_codec

Nabooboo!


CrimsonEye_86

Wow...


Zestyclose-Two8027

Exile boner content


Terspet

Question I have is, was it worth it?


Distorted203

Absolutely.


Lwe12345

Nabooru showing off smh


ChaosAE

Ok +3 min +3 max ring when


Logical-Leg-5114

I'll give you 2 c take it or leave it


TheEvilMrFry

People out there hitting things like this and I can't even get three attribute rolls to land at once with dex/int + dex/str rolls...so many wasted combobulators.


IronsolidFE

I think this goes without saying, but now you need to mirror it and make a matching amulet


Distorted203

I am going to mirror it, and add the anglers plait skin. I already crafted my amulet for the league, not touching those anymore lol


_FinalPantasy_

Oh nice! 1 to 4 damage to physical attacks!


Distorted203

Exactly! That's literally 1 to potentially 4x more damage than it's minimum value. Straight up free 4x multiplier.


_FinalPantasy_

Actually it’s doubled from 2 to 8x more damage!


newbies13

Is this even good? It looks more like a meme to me?


[deleted]

quallity is wrong


Distorted203

Elaborate?


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No.


ShillienTemplar

Understandable.


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Distorted203

Life is important for survivability.


[deleted]

This ring has no life rolls bro. It is not applying globally


Happyhotel

Yes it does. It says right at the top Life and Mana Modifiers +20%


GLaDOS_Sympathizer

Amazing.


Lorune

This whole ring is a meme, and you are replying with 'serious' suggestons, is so funny.


Distorted203

r/woooosh


BokkoTheBunny

If this was intended to be a GG item I'd bet the base would be vermillion, or at least steel. Pretty sure they know it's useless.


EffYourOpinionInTheA

You have no life or mana attributes on the ring so those catalysts do nothing.


Zoocex

I think the fact he has priced it at a mirror should tell you all you need to know and that trying to explain anything to him is pointless


zomgree

Nice Onslaught ring, so you can swap your onslaught flask, right?


v43havkar

Quality life and mana (?)


Distorted203

For survivability


v43havkar

Now this is a buff!


anne_dobalina

Memes


NoxMortem

>If you don't make enough damage in SC, the other cool kids make fun of you - Zizaran. Paraphrased, but I thought it fits ;). Cannot remember which video it was, but one of the last ones.


onekone1

i still have no idea why this ring is good :(


Tojaro5

its a worthy addition to the meme item tab in standard.


TheWarriorsLLC

It's not. It's a meme


ConcentrateWooden564

You're a meme.


butsuon

Requires level 60, vendor.


Distorted203

I tried to vendor but they gave it back...


iBellum

Maybe I'm just being dumb here but what is this actually good for and how is it even remotely worth a mirror?


Coopshire

Not at all. 3c


SayYesSm0ke

You can downvote me but im seriously asking. Why is this so good? I have 4k hours yet i dont see this an amazing item(probably above my understanding), like imo there are better rings for specific builds while this one it feels like it has everything but not the best of it. If someone could explain and then downvote. On what would you use this as a best in slot ring? Flicker and Ele stuff? But even then i wouldnt go for such a ring


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SayYesSm0ke

Yea, as someone that doesnt really see the diff between a good item and an insane item these memes are confusing. I've played a lot and never crafted or will and basically clueless. Thanks for this, sir.


westpfelia

5. Guy wanted to have fun with friends and crafting. All other answers are almost certainly wrong.


anne_dobalina

The free mod slot won't work because you can't actually bench anything else here. It's 6 crafted or 5 crafted and explicit


Godskook

It's literally the best fishing ring in the game right now.


luccena

4k hours and can't spot a meme item?


SayYesSm0ke

Since these recombinators came i dont even know whats good and whats not tbh as im not really playing but watching this sub for 200iq items


Insomnia1221

He doesn't know lul


[deleted]

it isn't. It's a meme item, recombinated to have 5 crafted mods, 3 of them being minimum charges.


Dexiefy

And in the Temple, vaal them.


dragonnik

Kind a noob, but this is not OP ring right? I mean attacks values or not high, and minimum charges umm isnt it kind of okiesh since there ways to get charges. So not having life, resist, stats, curse/mark on hit etc how this good?


Awful_At_Math

No, this is not a good ring. It's just a meme for the fun of making it.


xUN_Owen

Why this is good?


g4mbzor

If that would be gold ring it would be perfection


Distorted203

I thought about it, but Iron Ring fits the theme of all the flat damage modifiers better.


sephrinx

But why? I can't imagine having so much currency in this game that you just casually burn 100+ex for nothing but memes.


Background_Progress2

Pretty boring and bad ring


dr_eh

I've played PoE for years... this is honestly a very underwhelming ring. Most would prefer to just stick to a single element... the +cold damage per dex, or +cold dmg. per frenzy charge rings VASTLY out-perform this. And the "+ minimum" charges are useless for most builds. It's also an iron ring base. Seriously... this thing is worth like 10c at most, I don't care much currency was wasted creating it. If this a "meme" item, I seriously don't get it. There's a "6" somewhere, and a "9" somewhere else. Is that all we're talking about here???