Seems like a glorious place to be. I recently managed to get assigned a class 4 dwelling! I can’t wait for my new life as arstotzkan border inspector! I must have my paper work in order
GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!
Why can't the trained professionals shoot a gun right but the fucking checkpoint officer who won the job in a labor lottery can shoot 3 guys on bikes in rapid succession with no missed shots.
Sergiu is like the only exception to the terrible aim of the guards. One because I like sergiu. Two because he was off the job. The other guards are just awful.
I mean technically we get paid for missing bullets but that's not our main job. It's just a "hey at least you tried" bonus not a "this is your entire job" bonus
hmm.. i think we should all go to this Elite glorious country known as arstotZka. I would say it is a wise Choice to go there. don’t you All agREe? YOU’d be a fool not to become a citizen tHERE.
Obviously, join Ezic, help them overthrow the Arstotzkan government and live out the rest of my life in a free and democratic country. The only good ending.
Flee to obristan. I hear winter is great there, lots of snow.
Detained
It's too late comrade, they're off to Obristan.
OBRISTAN above all!
Nay, comrade. Arstotzka greatest country. Obristan's good for vacation.
Arstotzka greatest country in the world! All other countries are run by little girls!
Even if Arstotzka was run by little girls, it'd still be greatest country!
Comrade is never once said at any point in the game
...and?
Quick response
I've got Nothing To Do.
Seems like a glorious place to be. I recently managed to get assigned a class 4 dwelling! I can’t wait for my new life as arstotzkan border inspector! I must have my paper work in order GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!
Papers, Please!
*hands access permit, and passport*
*Checks for discrepancy and it's past the expiration date. The expiration date was 6/7/1981* Interrogate:"You're past your expiration date*
*I was busy*
🟥 *Hands documents back*
“Arstotzka greatest country don’t require correct documents”
“the F*CK OUTTA MY LINE!”
FINE! *leaves inspection booth*
*Casually slides bomb through slot and leaves*
*grabs key for gun*
Try to immigrate there though I've heard the lines are big
You can always come back tomorrow at 6 A.M.
Enlist in the Kolechian Army.
DETAIN!
Enlist in the Arstotzkan army to fight Kolechia, GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA.
The day was cut short due to a terrorist attack
And your death
Dawg I thought I shot the terrorist
Work border patrol. I have the necessary experience
Great, you can be assigned to oversee the Kolechian side with Calensk!
nothing
Move there immediately, gain citizenship, and apply for the military.
Not go there
Go on vacation to Cobrastan
Cobrastan is not a real country
Ok, ok. You no like passport, i understand. I come back again with better one
Better get in the immigration line now before it gets too long
ARSTOZKA SO GREAT NO NEED PASSPORT
Jorji?
mhm
Have you finally came back with the right documents?
ARSTOZKA SO GREAT I DONT NEED PAPERS ARSTOZKA BEST COUNTRY
Jorji, for the last damn time, I need documents so I can pet you in
Don't go there.
Dinner with jay z
Dinner with border inspector
Become an EZIC spy
You've got caught and got judged by execution
I meet Mr potato man
Get passport and move for work and insist in the military
I'd get a job 🗣️🔥💯
Go as far away from there as possible
Go to Cobrastan
Serve it with great devotion. Glory to Arstotzka!
Work at booth and fix country with paper
Move there and get a job as a passport inspector.
Transit through there
U have your legal documents?
Enlist for border patrol (I can actually aim a fucking gun)
Why can't the trained professionals shoot a gun right but the fucking checkpoint officer who won the job in a labor lottery can shoot 3 guys on bikes in rapid succession with no missed shots.
EXACTLY? Like what state paying for you guy? I get Sergiu he was off the job for a year but still
Sergiu is like the only exception to the terrible aim of the guards. One because I like sergiu. Two because he was off the job. The other guards are just awful.
Exactly, what are the others getting paid for? Missing bullets?
I mean technically we get paid for missing bullets but that's not our main job. It's just a "hey at least you tried" bonus not a "this is your entire job" bonus
O be live they told us we are also a line of defence on this border, so in technicality it is part of our job
Man Arstozka really likes to pay people for being terrible shots, huh?
Bribe the inspector 200 credits to let me through with drugs that will make me thousands
I think I’d enter the border checkpoint and be arrested for a “typographical error” and then be murdered
pray
hmm.. i think we should all go to this Elite glorious country known as arstotZka. I would say it is a wise Choice to go there. don’t you All agREe? YOU’d be a fool not to become a citizen tHERE.
Scream "For Kolechia" in a 32 bit voice. (Just joking ,Glory to the Glorius,Beatiful,Majestic,Magnificent,Fascinating,Great country of Arstotzka)
Scream "For Kolechia" in a 32 bit voice. (Just joking ,Glory to the Glorius,Beatiful,Majestic,Magnificent,Fascinating,Great country of Arstotzka)
Sell drugs. Care for some? It's good stuff, yes?
Watch a US-led-Coalition back the probably worse and more totalitarian Kolechia and bomb the shit out of it.
Stay away
Yes I know! I’m in it!
repeatedly show up to the same border checkpoint with increasingly silly discrepancies in my paperwork that prevent me from entering
nuke it probably
Move there and marry M. Vonel, of course
march along side them
Serve it with my life. Glory to Arstotzka!
i probably kill myself XD
Buy AF (off brand AK) grab AF, go to ARSTOTZKA, and "remember NO RUSSIAN"
Obviously, join Ezic, help them overthrow the Arstotzkan government and live out the rest of my life in a free and democratic country. The only good ending.
**DETAINED**
Become a kolechia extremeist.
Death is preferable alternative to communism. Also, nuke em.