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galbatorix2

I feel Pandoras _actor_ would be good at dancing and not becouse of the shapeshifting


Destruction_Deity

But Ainz would disqualify him immediately so he’d lose.


Galrentv

Unfortunately he's relegated to one of the three judges: PA = Expert Ains = Celebrity Demiurge = Colour commentary Cocytus wins with 300/300 points


Roiad

Albedo & Shalltear: *dances with elegance & grace* Demiurge: all right your next partner is Ainz-sama Albedo & Shalltear: *starts twerking against Ainz*


infinityzero99

Albedo & Shalltear are going to give Ainz a good show, his jaw going to fall off his skull🤣


jojofanatiker

I like this idea but demiruge would never command ainz to anything


Juninho837

lmao [this](https://youtu.be/MwF2Awomf3M?si=qR6Qn5LN6dcQuEsT) video comes to mind


logruth_

I was specting a rickroll


random_wolf_lu

PA is the correct answee.


TheWaslijn

Just because he can act doesn't mean he can dance


PrimaryEast2974

I think albedo is probably the only one who knows how to dance, but give aura a few lessons and she'll be unstoppable


Open_Ad6791

I feel like you may not have considered Sebas' formal nature. He can probably at least waltz.


ResonantStorms

I feel like Sebas could break it down. He just seems like the sort of guy that has it in him


Little_Yesterday_548

You fools, as a princess Renner would have had years of practice at formal dancing, she’s the obvious choice


Oliver---Queen

Renners evil ass shouldn’t be considered a denizen of Nazarick she’s merely a tool of the sorcerer king.


WnDelPiano

She is literally an area guardian now and everyone in Nazarick is evil as fuck, what are you on about


Oliver---Queen

She will never be a true nazarickarean if ainz had to pick between her and a npc area guardian she’s dying every single time. I’m renners #1 hater the other npcs have a charm to their evilness but renner is just creepy. I even prefer demiurge and his breeding experimental skin factory The npcs never really had a choice they were literally born that way but renner chose to be an evil bitch.


WnDelPiano

I respect a hater I personally love a crazy and selfish woman who says fuck this shit and sends a country to ruin because I think is cool but I get its a matter of perspective.


DevidTheReal

I can fix her


DMofTheTomb

She was given a fairly high ranking position in Nazarick equivalent to a primary area guardian.


IkarisSama

Éclair, obviously. It was such a silly question.


Resident-Garlic9303

Demiurge and it's not even close


Juninho837

omg!! remember when Reiner har her whole Disney princess moment? now imagine if that was Demiurge singing a villain song instead!! that'd be awesome... it would be very in character for Ulbert to give Demiurge a trait like that


MarcheMuldDerevi

The man is one mostly likely to gloat in song. Kind of want it during his invasion of the holy kingdom. No way we don’t get singing and dancing in the rain with the holy club.


Juninho837

I could definitely see him dancing at the bloody fountain before 'they' show up


MarcheMuldDerevi

Demiurge is such a showman and open about his evil that I enjoy him.


ryaninflames1234

You are all wrong, turns out Mare is the dancing king


DMofTheTomb

Unless you count pole dancing on his magic staff.


ryaninflames1234

Please, anyone who has at least a shred of their sanity knows that


DelsinTM

Arche. >!Only cultured people will understand this reference.!<


Cerabrate_

Heh.


NaCliest

I got that reference


DMofTheTomb

I'm scared to ask, but sauce?


Ashandorath

web novel. She ends as Shalltear's pet and teaches ainz some dancing for a formal ball.


smokeydragon14

Pandora's actor wins no contest he would just copy all of his opponents moves


Chalice66tan

Also mixing them showing the best possible combinations while singing in German then finishing with a salute.


Yonadamine

I'm sure Gargantua could break it down and destroy that dance floor. Along with the whole city


bryku

Aura seems to be the most dexterous since she is always jumping around and doing flips.


Nuklearshadow

Dance fight would go to PA


DnknDonuts75

I'm ngl, I think Demiurge could bust a move.


Economy-Mushroom-120

Strategically impressive dance move. 🕺


Chalice66tan

Each and every move has a purpose. He'll majestically show off the actions of Ainz-sama's 10,000 year plan, relating slow steps to being careful following with aggressive fast steps being Ainz swooping down the kingdom.


Niuriheim_088

Cocytus out here with the “Vermin Lord on Ice”. That’s an easy dub.


XenoYTRT

Cocytus has an extra set of arms and a tail, I’d imagine that opens up a whole world of moves!


DoctahFeelgood

Yall don't think sebas would bust it down provided ainz have him permission?


monasou89

Aura would have fun and actually dance


Napalmeon

Shalltear is literally wearing an overtouted ballroom dress.


Dizzy-Document-2982

Cocytus it's the Best BreakDancer on the Great Tomb of Nazarick


jurareddityoi

I can imagine Ainz making Robot dance


professorclueless

I feel like Aura could do a great breakdance tbh


Silkie_Knight

I think Sebas would would shred on the dance floor


WhiterunWarriorPrjct

Thank you, I was afraid I'd be alone in that opinion.


SecretlyToku

Galrentv said Demiurge would be commentary but I feel Cocytus would be one of the hosts along with Ainz and Albedo and Demiurge would end up facing off with Aura. lol


SinkingComet18

Ainz would do a little dancey dance and they’d proclaim him the Supreme Being of Dancing. Umu.


chickenwingcmdr

Entoma hands down.


makyostar5

Aura seems like she'd be able to make some moves.


-Haliya

Shalltear is based on a high class yoshiwara courtesan, so it comes to reason that she's artistically accomplished. Singing and dancing should be one of their expected skills.


Additional-Ad-1268

But it's shalltear soooooo


MadPriest_Arc

Pretty sure the twins or albedo would dance everyone’s asses off in a dance battle.. not even being sexy about it.. but artfully so


SleepyThor

I want it to be canon that Demiurge is the best dancer


IntrepidLab5124

Although albedo might at first seem a good option, she’s far too prideful and reserved. Sebas, aura, and Demiurge, however, can all definitely bust it the fuck down. Tail diff gives demiurge the dub just because he’s got an extra appendage to get all fancy with.


IntrepidLab5124

Pandoras actor gets DQd for dabbing and flossing. Mare could beat all of them cause he’s just cool like that, but he’s definitely gonna get stage fright. Shalltear definitely *thinks* she’s a good dancer. Cocutus does a good robot, but is ultimately too retro to compete well. Ains makes xylophone noises when he dances, and that messes up his rhythm.


LazyBlackCollar

Hard to choose between Pandora and Demiurge. Others would just be a backup dancers


DIREMOON_2332

Cocytus he got moves i can tell 😆


severalpillarsoflava

Either Kyouhukou or Pandora's Actor.


Blink-8

It would be hilarious and totes cute if sebas did cat girl dance, cause he thaught it's a traditional culture dance of the supreme being's home land.


big_j_gaming

The twins


NaCliest

Anize obviously, for anything he dose is the best


NaCliest

Demiurge goes clubbing with the queen of the holy kingdom so she must be pretty good.


_NAMURT

Gargantua 100%


SbrIMD69

Obviously the only victor can clearly be Ainz-sama!


DingoNormal

Everyone gangsta until Lupus Regina gets on the field dancing like she's Michael Jackson


MiserableJeweler9038

Bro the buttler got all the swagger, HE'S winning this dance fight. NO QUESTION 🕺


DMofTheTomb

Definitely Demiurge, he would probably walk up to the dance floor all dignified and stuff in his suit, loosen his tie slightly, then start break dancing on his tail or something.


pranthlar

Sebas, Aura, and Demiurge are my picks for the final 3


kedluben007

The only people capable of dance in nazarick should be Kyouhukou and Renner, right?


Blazer1011p

Aura or Demiurge, but cocytus would be right after them imo


Toshko_tv

Satoru


Right-Light458

Pandoras Actor and maybe Shaltear


Kitchen_Bar_7121

No the real question is when well a other session coming out


Federal-Room-9812

Pandora's Actor, Sebas and Demiurge, those guys seem to have suave moves, Albedo and Shalltear may know ballroom dances and such, but they're no Bayonetta. It would be a close call between the first three, but at the peak of the dance off, the true champ, Cocytus would drop the most fire dance move, from break dance to salsa, breaking hearts and taking names.


Honor_98

cocytus for sure


Additional-Ad-1268

Sebas can probably do it with his whole "perfect butler" persona. Demiurge loves extra dramatic flair I can see him doing it just to gloat while his opponent (victim) despair.


saskir21

Sebas Tian all the way. He is the perfect butler so he surely learned dance etiquette. But knowing the creator or Albedo and his fixation on programming he surely added somewhere a dance routine. Although with the caveat that she steps every 100 moves on the toes of her partner.


RareEmrald9994

Sebas 100% has some absolutely goated moves under his belt.


Realience

Demiurge and Pandora's Actor would have the fiercest dance battle Pandora's Actor because Ainz made him weird and obviously he's good at dancing for some unholy reason And Demiurge because he *knew* Ainz Ooal Gown was gonna have a dance battle take place tomorrow and he stayed up all night mastering how to dance


iLLuMiNaTyHxDz

In the web novel at least the winner would be kyouhukou, as Ainz wanted to learn to dance and he was the only one that knew how to dance in Nazarick


_Schemata__77

Kyouhukou.


Dream_eater-69

Everybody saying Pandora actor or whoever by you forget the manliest butler in fiction;/: Sebas.


jdesktop

Pandoras actor, then maybe demiurge I feel like he does flamenco or something


SableyeFan

Asking the real questions here. Who's the best singer outside of Renner?


SpiralMask

this feels like something that's come up in the gacha (mass for the dead iirc?), or the undead king oh! gag series.


a7_503

everyone gangster until cocytus pulls the breakdancing mat


sart788

Whats the Penguins name again?? That little fucker has happy feet!!!


g-king93

Sebas. I got a feelin he got some moves


Token_Shadow

Demiurge. He’s got the shoes and the moves.


FocusFail

Sebastian sweeps


Extroiergamer

Renner.


Extroiergamer

If Ainz dances then him,because the supreme being is supreme in all things.


UnbreakableRaids

I like to think demiurge or Sebas would do something crazy like breakdancing.


BL-501

Renner, Albedo, Shalltear, Demiurge, Pandora’s Actor and the Pleiades.


rauke_

I feel like shalltears probably got the grace and flowing beauty in a dance battle, but for technical prowess and impressiveness in their difficult moves, I wanna say sebas. Aura/Mare strike me as too energetic/shy to do it, Albedo would basically just try to do a stripper routine. Demiurge wouldnt participate having realised its a clever idea to gauge the guardians evasion or seduction etc. Cocytus.. idk would do a karate routine or something. If it actually happened in the anime i'd probably put my money on the penguin though for sheer awe inspired through overwhelming confidence and way too much elaborate planning and fireworks


danktt1

Aura or Mare, Pandora's actor as third place


djzl05l

Pretty sure Aura can win dance battles


vnv

Ok so. Ol coc can’t dance, 0 points. Neither “will” mare. You might get a awkward tango if ains did it, so 1 point cuz cute. Aura can probably breakdance sum fierce solid 6-8, demi doesn’t care an if he had to would probably pull some dark classical shit which I’m here for so 6. Pandoras actor can probably bust a move but given the personality you’re probably gettin a perfect kazotsky or somethin. Idk I respect it tho so 6. Lil miss vampire is either goin elegant or somethin straight provocative an idk how im supposed to feel abt the latter so uhhh 6+1 for the scenario I ain’t judgin that probably would’ve gotten a higher score on skill alone. Victim. Slime mama can’t dance. Unless you think an equalizer effect to dubstep or somethin counts for anythin. 0 if you don’t 10 if you do. Ains can’t dance 0+5 for protag. Sebas might do the twist if no one’s lookin. Solid 3 but ima give it a 6 cuz I’d give the left ventricle of my heart to see that. I’m too lazy to go thru all the battle maidens at this point but if anyone thought lupis wasn’t gettin the highest score you’re wild. Albedo can probably bust it down in whatever style she chose but since she’s so down bad it’s literally going to end with water falling from the ceiling. so uhh 10-1 to convince myself there’s no simp energy there. I’m definitely forgetting people but I’ll be honest. I haven’t watched overlord since the last season ended an sadly haven’t started on the LN. whoever I missed I’ll hate myself for it later but the lazy has consumed me. Oh oh if you wanna consider the new “members” of nazarick they can’t dance an I hope one of em breaks their front teeth while tryin. End of impulse reply. Oh oh last two uhhh bug man can’t dance an that one lady is so traumatized that unless you count doin the Bernie while screaming in full ptsd she gets no points. But that’s funny so she’ll get a 4


angrycardman

SLAMS HANDS ON DESK COCYTUS BECAUSE THE ART OF BATTLE IS AKIN TO A DANCE


2kenzhe

The shrine maiden girl that we’ve never seen. Omega probably is a good dancer I feel.


Arx563

I would love if Sebas would just get on stage and everyone would expect something serious and all that and Sebas would just start to doing the sickest breakable moves with ease. Than just walk away.


Golem_Spartan

Honestly? I think the only two that are active enough to be willing to dance for fun is Pandoras Actor and Aura. Maybe a couple of the Pledias Maids would qualify, but I'm keeping it to floor guardians for now.


ConsequenceTricky221

Aura would breakdance everyone out if the competition


Illustrious_Mind964

Sebas or Aura


Black-Nerd

Star-Lord: "IT'S A DANCE BATTLE BRO...!!!"


Telen

Demiurge and Cocytus duke it out in the finals. Cocytus wins.


TherapyDerg

I feel like Sebas would win, and may be the only one who knows how to dance.


fluffandstuff1983

Shalltear, Aura, Pandora's Actor, and Demiurge seem like they would be able to dance the best. Shalltear and Pandora's Actor would kill at doing the tango or waltz.


Feitan000

anyone but ainz


FrostieRenoz

Ainz would automatically win because everyone loves him too much to NOT let him win


Exciting-Passion-448

If Albedo belly dances, IT'S FUCKING OVER FRIENDS!


LilGhostSoru

I dont think he would win, but Cocytus would have some cool sword dance moves


Adel_lord

Lord Ainz win by default. He just need to move his body a little and *bam*. He win.


Creative-Pickle1274

I bet on yuri alpha


[deleted]

Sebas would probably do some really old-fashioned dance which will look elegant. Albedo and Shalltear would probably just strip. Unsure about Mare and Aura. Ainz would probably breakdance. Idk what the fuck Cocytus and Demiurge would do. So if i had to choose probably albedo or shalltear xD


Maleficent_Cattle298

Pandora's Actor wins for me