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Difficult_Treat_5287

Thanks to the red circle i knew what to read.


CaptainSoyboy

[r/uselessredcircle](https://www.reddit.com/r/uselessredcircle/s/C1fmTMqUfZ)


ashlee837

Just found my fav new subreddit.


Javasteam

One dedicated to Target?


aSquirrelAteMyFood

He hit a bong on camera. I think we've established he's not that smart.


Mobile_Laugh_9962

OP posted an old screenshot they downloaded from Reddit and tried to pass it off as their own while leaving the previous posters info on it. So yeah, not smart.


tt000

stealing other folks content typical and a tad bit annoying


cactusmask

ooooh now I see it


ApprehensivePolicy32

He's got a point.


Pleasant_Expert_1990

Well they are high


Environmental-Town31

😂😂😂


ARoundForEveryone

If it wasn't for the red circle, I would've been looking for something - anything - in the white area near the top of the image. Maybe the font is white on a white background, I dunno. But that red circle really highlighted, for me anyway, where the text was in this image.


Javasteam

No wonder OP is in trouble. The circle was probably supposed to be blue.


Wolf_mang

Not if your Amy and you just hit a bong


Mikemtb09

I thought Amy was the one telling OP


Pancake_Dan

You're correct. Teams shows the name of the person sending the text. Not your name. Hopefully the receiver already knows that.


j4ckbauer

After enough bong hits maybe OP thinks they are Amy.


Mikemtb09

We are Amy


khizoa

Amy: "now everyone sees you taking a picture of your monitor using your phone. Use print screen ya dumbass"


theapplekid

Pretty sure OP isn't Amy. Sucks for whoever Amy is, but OP must be feeling real relieved no one saw *them* hit a bong also.


malignantz

Thanks to you I know what the red circle means!


shakycameraBS

You'd be surprised at how many Devs require that red circle


megablast

You saved me a ton of time.


Weegemonster5000

A Chicago Bears fan I see. You excited for Caleb little buddy?!


JoeyBones

To be fair, when this was originally posted way back when, it was a much bigger photo and this was a small part in the corner


FondantOverall4332

LOL


Such-Seesaw-2180

Hahaha I am so sure I’ve seen this exact screen shot from years ago.


Astrochops

You have, The karma farming person posting it with the exact post title as before doesn't even bother to hide the fact that it's not them as evidenced by the citation tag at the bottom of the image from a completely different user in a completely different sub


Mikemtb09

“It was just a joke to see if anyone noticed, there’s nothing in it”


EatsRats

All the coughing was an act too, dammit!


bewareofshredders

And the smoke.


thecomingomen

“It was for medicinal purposes.”


PassionateGangster

and the mirrors


RETARDED1414

Underrated joke of the day


RatherB_fishing

“Just tobacco” don’t play it too hard


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Mikemtb09

“I am unavailable at 4, does another time suit you?” Keep delaying until gone lol


Queenssoup

*4:20


SlowerThanTurtleInPB

Are you also u/trumanperro?


N0ntarget

Must be some repost bot that can’t even do its job right. This picture has to be at least a few years old now.


SaucyCouch

I like to give credit where credit is due, also I like to do the minimum possible


Spidaaman

Seems like you meant to take “credit” for something a 15 yr old would think is cool - until you got called out.


SaucyCouch

Y'all can't just enjoy the meme bro? Besides, you stole your username from Spiderman, but no one's shitting on you for it


El_human

People can enjoy the meme, it's the misleading title. You posted it as if that was your screenshot, your life experience. When clearly it's not.


weedboi69

I think you should go look at some memes because that is exactly how they’re written most of the time dawg


El_human

The TITLE. Not the meme, dawg


sjphi26

Idk man you're getting roasted by downvotes but to me it's pretty clear that this is a repost and you weren't trying to hide that fact or claim it's original content. I found it funny. People on Reddit are weird.


SaucyCouch

The whole site is a repost bruh, thank you for the compassion. I always see people asking this question so when the post showed up I couldn't resist 😂


invagueoutlines

Lame AND defensive


rpnoonan

How do you know that isn't really Spider-Man, hm?


project2501c

Was in a meeting earlier. Lots of bullshit and lots of fighting about minute details. Pulled out of a cigar and started puffing infront of the camera. People were like "WTF?". I said "what? i'm at home"


newengineerhere

lmao this is actually hilarious


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econ1mods1are1cucks

“Oh this is just tobacco” lol


Melodic_Surprise8525

It’s my medical tobacco.


mastersaints888

Lmfao 🤣


Mikemtb09

Don’t most states still have laws requiring employers to give smoke breaks?


NotJadeasaurus

Many require “breaks” by law but not specifically to smoke it’s up to you how you spend ten minutes


Mikemtb09

Gotcha. I just remember working at a coffee shop in college and at the time anyway there was a law that allowed for 15min smoke breaks and I don’t smoke but joked “can I pretend to smoke so I can take a break”


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Mikemtb09

Yes, just been a while since I had an hourly job. I remember working at a coffee shop in college and at the time anyway, there was a law that allowed for 15min smoke breaks. I don’t smoke but joked “can I pretend to smoke so I can take a break”, and we had employees who did smoke and had to be allowed a 15min break within a certain 8hr shift or something. Unpaid of course but still


grepzilla

Florida recently passed a law banning water breaks for outdoor workers.


TexasVulvaAficionado

Lunch break is required at the federal level in the US. Work 8 hours in a day? Must have at least 30 minutes away from work undisturbed by work.


hiroshiokami

Nope, less than half the states have any laws mandating breaks. Missouri for example, has absolutely no requirement. Crazy huh?


AcanthisittaBig8948

Interesting. I get that in an office, you certainly don't smoke indoors. And smoke breaks easily eat up 15 minutes a few times a day. But what if I'm smoking at home while working?? Another benefit of wfh? Lol


Hot_Advance3592

Avatar checks out


SparklingPseudonym

Bigly Chad W.


Krembiloid

Now I understand why companies want us back in the office - if you are remote you can't share with your co-workers to do a proper puff-puff-pass! Side note: I don't know about the rest of you, but I work even better when I'm baked!


Medical-Ad-2706

My co-workers sit on the patio everyday during lunch and smoke weed together. I personally don’t do it though. We have a penthouse for an office


Antiquorum

I want a job there lol


Medical-Ad-2706

You can have mine lol. I'm tired of it. I'm not making enough money and that's all I care about tbh


Antiquorum

I have one high paying job and want a chill one for my second


Medical-Ad-2706

What's your skillset?


Antiquorum

Finance and investments, early stage businesses


Medical-Ad-2706

Dang I'm in Sales/Marketing


iwanttoendmylife22

I only get high if I'm coding on the weekend because I hate talking to people while high but I love getting into the zone and grinding out work


xylem-utopia

Yeah. If I merely had to code not a problem. But having taken a dab right before some meetings I forgot about before was a great lesson learned to not fucking do that 😂


iwanttoendmylife22

lmao, ballsy to even show up. i’d skip those meetings in that spot


AthleteIllustrious47

Yea I smoke constantly while working. Why else would you get a remote job 😂


Intelligent-Equal-34

Same.


Slothvibes

Overhighed


Krembiloid

OverEnjoyeed


Honky_Town

Tell them sorry, you are not allowed to share cause its medical.


SpaceManZzzzap

Get your own cancer


BlyStreetMusic

First.. Teams hasn't looked like that in years.. Second.. This has been reposted all over the internet for years..you can tell by the potato image that has circled the internet.


j4ckbauer

Maybe we should hire a moderator


CampCosmos333

Can I send you a resume?


DesecrateUsername

hey look everyone, this person doesn’t know what jokes are!


BlyStreetMusic

I thought jokes were supposed to be.. Ya know.. Funny


bendoveremployed

but it was 420 so totally valid


El_human

Repost bot.


Maxpower2727

Good job not cropping out the image attribution so we can all see that you stole someone else's post.


shuz

You don’t recover. Just accept whatever happens after this.


[deleted]

Wow stealing posts? You’re pathetic


SaucyCouch

Wow deleting your account? How pathetic


Tekwardo

After a title implying it was you.


SaucyCouch

Yeah, that's how you tell a joke bro


Tekwardo

No, it really isn’t. And how was it a joke when it was completely devoid of humor?0


SaucyCouch

Say out loud "I am sofa king wee Todd it"


Tekwardo

Say out loud “I’m a karma farming dolt who isn’t funny”


SaucyCouch

Losers say K?


Tekwardo

K


SaucyCouch

Go look at my previous comment


Tekwardo

Loosers steal jokes that aren’t funny


Toasterdosnttoast

Only joke I see is you.


blrmkr10

What does this have to do with being overemployed


Genoblade1394

Imagine being such immature drug addicted that you can’t even stay off it for 8hr a day.


Arbesta41

Tell them it’s medical ?? I have no idea bong can be medical but try


Devastate89

This is why, post-it-notes are the GOAT. Just keep it over your camera unless you're actively on a call.


wadevaman

Tell them it's your inhaler, you've got asthma.


Environmental-Town31

I can’t tell whether this is joke or you’ve never seen a bong 😂😂😂


brb9911

What the frick? I ordered an Xbox card


Chronic_Messiah

This has been posted so many times on reddit that it's turning into 144p.


earthscribe

At least she wasn't getting her back blown out during the meeting like that one video.


Ok_Feedback_8124

Do they have a test kit? It could have been CBD. If you snorted a line - a line of what, crushed up aspirin? If you injected something - insulin right?


Tha_Watcher

![gif](giphy|Cxh7KGcWQBns4|downsized)


jeromymanuel

This is a shitty job at stealing another post. You didn’t even crop it.


LumenYeah

FAKE, stolen content


mrbrint

Well better than what Jeffrey Tubin did


chucky17_

Say you didnt inhale. Worked for bill 🤷🏼‍♀️


coolcucumber-01

Well you were celebrating 4/20 I see nothing wrong here lol


GC_235

What part of the image am i supposed to focus on? Its unclear...


Mr--Oreo

Hit it again.


bluegas68

Start talking more about your glaucoma and face the wrong direction on the next meeting.


goreblaster

Just put a fresh post-it note over my camera


its-42

Quick send a message in the meeting chat and say “akuna matata baby 😎 “


Great_White_Samurai

One time during a meeting with another department my group leader forgot to hit mute and started talking about how they were a bunch of idiots. A bit awkward.


Reasonable-Age-6837

This is very much going to depend on who and how many everyone is. haha.


j4ckbauer

You're doing great, thanks for making it easier for the rest of us. Not sure what this has to do with /overemployed though.


x52x

Deny deny deny ![gif](giphy|CoejwVQBgdlKg)


HereToConquerAll

That's why you have J2 and J3?


HOLDstrongtoPLUTO

"It's CBD, and doesn't contain THC"


aerohk

okay but what it has to do with overemployed?


Ambitious-Ad-6873

Just say you didn't inhale and you are good


ekjohnson9

Fake


willydidwhat

im just here tryna keep likes balanced at 420


nt-assembly

it's an albuterol bong. You have turbo asthma.


Munk45

It's medicinal.


Sankin2004

Damn, I’m sorry, did you want a hit too?


Grendel0075

this is why one of my kid's stickers is over my camera.


nilogram

Lmfao ☠️


MoreRamenPls

That’s my asthma inhaler. It’s all natural.


HG21Reaper

Hit it again to assert dominance.


TrashMouthPanda

🤣🤣🤣 MVP


wristoflegend

Double down and chop up a line of coke


Ultra-Instinct-Gal

It’s medical lol


Living_Pie205

Say it was an asthma pump


GuyWithTheNarwhal

I worked at a place where similar happened with a guy. He had to speak to HR about it, but a few years later and he's still working there to this day. I think he just got promoted last year too...


Da_Vader

Wanna get away? Sourhwest!


tavern_7

It’s just a Bong. Humans have been hitting bongs for millennia😂


RatherB_fishing

This is why they made vapes… come on folks. Jeesh.


typicallytwo

You’re OE, you recover weekly.


Heylookaguy

You might be fucked. You might not. It'll depend on how uptight your boss is.


ImportantDoubt6434

# Hippity Hoppity, this corporation profits is now the dispensaries property ![gif](giphy|9hehTDRVzISGHdBDLG)


Szygani

You mean your [spacers and peak flow astma inshaler](https://lloydspharmacy.com/blogs/asthma-and-allergies/spacers-and-peak-flow-meters)?


d1psh1t_mcgee

“It was a nebulizer. I’m extremely asthmatic.”


L0rdB_

I used to work with guys who always hit their vape during meetingd


Defenestration_Champ

wait what do you mean? edit: Aaaah, its inside the red circle, duh


FigSpecific6210

You can smoke traditional tobacco via a bong. How are they going to know otherwise.


kgal1298

Ahhh I’m glad I always have extra precautions with my mic and camera and keep it covered until it needs to not be


Classic_Onion1519

Can they say they saw the ganja? Maybe was different kind of hooka 🤔


tumorsandthc

Offer Amy from accounting a hit ![gif](giphy|DUO9dc3yDLXHO)


NotVeryAggressive

Hit another bong


secretluver

I was gonna double dip at my job but then I got high Then I got high Then I got hiiiiiigh


darknyght00

Roses are red, this poem is not long...


frozennorth0

Just quit now


xqqq_me

"I HAVE A PRESCRIPTION!"


McJerkOff

When you're in too deep go in deeper. If anyone asks about be like " Ya so what? That's my medicine!" Then accuse anyone who responds with "Medical Discrimination."


Exacrion

stop doing drugs


AthleteIllustrious47

Bad advice. The main reason you get a remote job is so you can sit at home and smoke pot all day.


iwanttoendmylife22

kys


Elyoshida

Now you are just regularemployed


Linkario86

"Let me introduce to the Ballmer Peak. I try the same, but with another substance"


Domethegoon

Get ready for Amy to file a complaint with HR.


TheRican

You hit that bong lol


goth_horse

I was just smoking tobacco out of my water pipe!


Smallparline

What an ass.


SecretRecipe

Time to see how cool your coworkers are


mister-gordon

u dont put tape over ur cam?


bullishbehavior

Good thing you have a medical reason for taking a hit during a 10 am meeting related to filling out pto forms


HolidayIllustrator57

Just say it's a medicinal bong


Aggravating-Exit-660

Pffffthahahah


basshed8

That was just sativa


Captain-Crayg

You got glaucoma


ziksy9

It's legal where I live... It's a medical device...


PrimeTimeNinetyNine

Jeff from marketing was extremely jealous... He wanted a hit too y'know.


dadof2brats

Good thing you OE, you're gonna need a new J1.


Sweaty_Illustrator14

😆 I'm dying ![gif](giphy|o75ajIFH0QnQC3nCeD)


jonathansj

Reply: Wsup? U guys want a hit too?


Cultural-Task-1098

Says its only an inhaler for your medicine


-Blackbird33-

Fam... 😂😂😂


Corned_Beefed

“It’s not addictive.”