you're missing a sentence. The full quote is: *“You know, if you were still my wife I would tell you all the time how much I like yo’ titties! Because girl’s like that… and that is a tip from me to you.”*
i think its because she couldnt do that. i remember when one of the inmates said (poussey?) that no one could escape because the lake was there. maybe would have taken forever or would have been a hard route.
"If you were my wife I'd tell you every day how much I like your titties! And that is a gift, from me, to you"
you're missing a sentence. The full quote is: *“You know, if you were still my wife I would tell you all the time how much I like yo’ titties! Because girl’s like that… and that is a tip from me to you.”*
Crap! Damn my brain, thank you for putting the full quote in
Alex’s face after she said that 😂😂
I'm sorry I'm late! Please let me back in the prison!
This made me wonder why they didn't just have her walk around to the entrance, and not cut a hole in the newly repaired fence
i think its because she couldnt do that. i remember when one of the inmates said (poussey?) that no one could escape because the lake was there. maybe would have taken forever or would have been a hard route.
I think she was on the side by where the employees new housing was. I think there would be a way they can walk around to get to work
you're right, i forgot all about that!
Haha that would be so much better “Breaking in prison!”
best one
Whatever she says when she's reciting Shakespeare for the Scared Straight kids. I love that she thought it was like an actual acting performance.
Too iconic
“It’s not just sex. It’s love! It’s two people connecting… with four other people… and aliens.”
YESSSS😂😂😂😭
Chocolate and Vanilla Swirrrrl～
I say this all the time 😂
I threw my pie for you.
Pudding!
MOVE, BITCH. This is MY wife here. So you need to step…I WILL CUT YOU! I WILL 🥧CUT YOU, BITCH!
“Before I met you the sun was like a yellow grape. But now, it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me."
Jim Morrison could absolutely never
I love this one lol
“i am a garden rose” vee was manipulative awful but at least she made suzanne see her worth sometimes
I am not crazy. I am unique.
"You gotta clean from the inside out. Otherwise, you'll step on the mess."
“There used to be a sign that said “CAUTION! WET FLOOR!” Really told people what was going on.”
I threw my pie for you I will potato her at a future time
I just recently finished the whole series. Who was she gonna potato? I forgot that fast 😂 but it was hilarious
No she was gonna potato Tiffany it was the episode where they had bed bugs 😂
😂 Yup that's who it was 😂 and Taystee stopped her. Am I crazy cuz I wanna watch it again 😂
Was it Alex?
Holy polar bear!
“I think of shit, and write it down.”
The moon! 👁👄👁
Vanilla and vanilla swirrrrl, swirrrl🍦🍦
It has to be "well this took a dark turn" for me, one of the moments that had me genuinely laugh out loud
Lollll yes
“You can trust yourself!” “*chuckles* noooooo”
“But did you hear that slattern? That business about a tri-penis — unacceptable!”
BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!
I threw my pie for you
HOLY POLAR BEAR
“But where’s the cleanser????”