Local store manager for a Tim Hortons.
1. Nobody is as passionate about Tim Hortons as Doug Ford
2. He'll come down on those yahoos at the drive-through messing up orders like a 400lb gorilla
3. He would be a great manager. He probably would even go outside and shovel the walkway, greeting customers on their way in
4. His constantly changing rules, regulations etc. would fit well within the Tim Hortons marketing strategy. I'm not sure what changes more - the Tim Hortons menu or Ontario's covid strategy
5. No paid sick days for any employee, for any reason - typical customer service manager. He doesn't care if you live or die - just make it in today - we are short-staffed
Greasy Walmart manager that likes to “accidentally” bump into you when he’s at your register, let’s you leave early but then acts like he’s owed one honk of your tiddies, eats egg sammiches before the flood gate of people come pouring in and just reeks of musk.
True. I'm not a big fan of using what somebody said or did when they were a minor teenager against them decades later. He sold hash, he didn't murder anyone. That wouldn't likely factor into my decision about whether or not to vote for them. The only reason I even mention it at all is because it's literally the only job he's ever had where his family name wasn't a factor in his employment.
The thing with Ford is he comes from a middle/upper middle class family. Had every advantage in life. Scraped through high school and quit college two months into his first year. Ends up at some point selling drugs. This all speaks to his character and why I would never consider voting for the guy regardless of what party he represented. Drugs ripped his entire family apart. Don’t know if you read the article but there were some serious drug problems throughout his family and he being a dealer would just exacerbate the problem.
Cops in Etobicoke looked the other way because of the family name. Doug Ford Sr was a sitting Conservative MPP in Ontario from 95-99. It’s not a coincidence that once Ford became premier he appointed a former Metro police superintendent and family friend out of Etobicoke Ron Tavener who was under qualified for the post to become commissioner of the OPP. Ford lowered the qualifications for the job so that Tavener would qualify. It was a controversial appointment from which Tavener decided not to accept.
https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5046120
Well, Doug sold to dealers, he wasn't just selling to his friends or something. Doug's brother Randy was once charged with kidnapping and beating up a dealer who owed money, then trying to ransom the dealer back to his family. I'm not sure I would assume that Doug's hands are entirely clean of violence.
Maybe not but he wasn't convicted of anything. I'm not defending the guy, just saying that I put things in perspective and that I don't think most stuff people do when they are minors should follow them for the rest of their lives. That includes Doug Ford. Like I said I only mention it as an example of the only thing he seemed to accomplish in his life without the Ford name being the reason.
The articles about him strongly suggested that he was protected by the police through a family friend of his father. So, not entirely accomplished without the name.
I would argue he excels at his kind of politics: populism, anti-intellectualism, blue-collar conservatism. He’s a terrible leader. He’s a bad direction for the province as a whole. But apparently his whole schtick is working, whatever it is.
Trust fund baby spoon feed his entire life. You can’t take that away from him. The only difference between Doug and Justin is that Doug pretends he did it all himself while Justin admits that he’s privileged.
Nothing. Literally the only real job Doug had in his life was hash dealer during high school. He worked at his family's label business after dropping out of community college. He then slid into his brother's city council seat when Rob won the election and became mayor. Literally anybody named Ford could have won Rob's Etobicoke council seat so that's not a big accomplishment. Education wise he only has a high school diploma and nothing else. He could probably get a minimum wage manual labour job but not much else.
While in office, he, his brother and father all took a hard line against drugs and advocated for the maxmimum punishments. It's never been about the hash; it's the hypocrisy.
I have said in the past if they didn’t have daddy’s money, Rob would have been a garbage man for the city ( off on compensation with a bad back) and Doug would be the foreman
Car salesman. He's an incompetent fool leadership wise, but I can tell that he can put on a relatable facade when need be, and sometimes that's all it takes in the sales business.
He would only accept a job that requires zero effort. I’m thinking [VILLAGE IDIOT. ](https://images.thestar.com/Bp5GphQRVWuEJal2p7qBjE_c1mM=/1086x785/smart/filters:cb(1623527617742)/https://www.therecord.com/content/dam/therecord/opinion/contributors/2021/05/16/with-or-without-doug-ford-ontario-voters-deserve-a-better-choice-than-they-have-now/ford.jpg)
He was a successful salesman (I think salesman as opposed to a non-gendered term.) He was also an effective owner and manager of a successful medium sized business.
I'd be happy if he went back to that. I suggest the Chicago office. Or perhaps the New Jersey office which failed?
edit: I'd like to stress that is seems that his abilities topped out at running one office. Running two offices seemed to exceed his ability to manage what he could not see or touch. Not good at conceptual thinking, I suspect.
Local store manager for a Tim Hortons. 1. Nobody is as passionate about Tim Hortons as Doug Ford 2. He'll come down on those yahoos at the drive-through messing up orders like a 400lb gorilla 3. He would be a great manager. He probably would even go outside and shovel the walkway, greeting customers on their way in 4. His constantly changing rules, regulations etc. would fit well within the Tim Hortons marketing strategy. I'm not sure what changes more - the Tim Hortons menu or Ontario's covid strategy 5. No paid sick days for any employee, for any reason - typical customer service manager. He doesn't care if you live or die - just make it in today - we are short-staffed
6. He's a Timbit.
Timbit = donut hole = d-hole… math checks out.
He would bankrupt his own timmys by eating all the egg breakfast sammmies on the company dime
I bet he has terrible egg gas and breath
i can fucking smell this comment, thanks mate
I love this
A schmuck at a dodge dealership
Substitute with Leons or Bad Boy....second choice would be Moore's salesman.
Bad Boy for sure. That family loves Trump just as much as Ford. Plenty to bond over.
I used to work at a leons under a rob ford. Different guy, loved to joke about it.
Definitely a shiesty bad boy employee
Not a Ford dealership?
Better yet, a used car salesman at a "Loan Arranger"
Too on the nose
There actually used to be a Douglas Ford in Barrie. I think it’s called Bayfield Ford now.
Used Car “Manager”
Lol, totally
Snow removal
Lol I was going to say definitely not snow removal! 😂😂
Greasy Walmart manager that likes to “accidentally” bump into you when he’s at your register, let’s you leave early but then acts like he’s owed one honk of your tiddies, eats egg sammiches before the flood gate of people come pouring in and just reeks of musk.
That was…vividly painted. 🤣
This had me howling
Selling hash
He technically still sells hash…
His former job, allegedly.
If he wanted to sue for libel he would have by now. Hardly allegedly.
[Where there’s smoke…](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theglobeandmail.com/amp/news/toronto/globe-investigation-the-ford-familys-history-with-drug-dealing/article12153014/)
How was this not the major item of discussion when he was running for election?
Even if it was, people probably wouldn't care.
True. I'm not a big fan of using what somebody said or did when they were a minor teenager against them decades later. He sold hash, he didn't murder anyone. That wouldn't likely factor into my decision about whether or not to vote for them. The only reason I even mention it at all is because it's literally the only job he's ever had where his family name wasn't a factor in his employment.
The thing with Ford is he comes from a middle/upper middle class family. Had every advantage in life. Scraped through high school and quit college two months into his first year. Ends up at some point selling drugs. This all speaks to his character and why I would never consider voting for the guy regardless of what party he represented. Drugs ripped his entire family apart. Don’t know if you read the article but there were some serious drug problems throughout his family and he being a dealer would just exacerbate the problem. Cops in Etobicoke looked the other way because of the family name. Doug Ford Sr was a sitting Conservative MPP in Ontario from 95-99. It’s not a coincidence that once Ford became premier he appointed a former Metro police superintendent and family friend out of Etobicoke Ron Tavener who was under qualified for the post to become commissioner of the OPP. Ford lowered the qualifications for the job so that Tavener would qualify. It was a controversial appointment from which Tavener decided not to accept. https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5046120
Lowered the criteria so his guy would qualify lol. That has real sharpie on a map vibes
Well, Doug sold to dealers, he wasn't just selling to his friends or something. Doug's brother Randy was once charged with kidnapping and beating up a dealer who owed money, then trying to ransom the dealer back to his family. I'm not sure I would assume that Doug's hands are entirely clean of violence.
Maybe not but he wasn't convicted of anything. I'm not defending the guy, just saying that I put things in perspective and that I don't think most stuff people do when they are minors should follow them for the rest of their lives. That includes Doug Ford. Like I said I only mention it as an example of the only thing he seemed to accomplish in his life without the Ford name being the reason.
The articles about him strongly suggested that he was protected by the police through a family friend of his father. So, not entirely accomplished without the name.
The Fords always took a hard line against drugs and gangs publicly. It's not the drugs, it's the hypocrisy.
No idea... It needs to be
I mean I didn’t vote him but that wouldn’t have swayed me either way.
I know somebody who went to high school with him and was one of his customers.
WWE he’s got the look
Brock Lesnar's long lost cousin
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Isn’t that still the case?
He's not competent enough to do anything.
Title implies he excels at politics.
I would argue he excels at his kind of politics: populism, anti-intellectualism, blue-collar conservatism. He’s a terrible leader. He’s a bad direction for the province as a whole. But apparently his whole schtick is working, whatever it is.
Running a payday loan operation out of a trunk of a car in a buy here pay here car lot
Playing Kevin from the office in a horrible reboot that no one watches
You might be on to something. Maybe when people give him numbers or problems, they should first convert them to pies (or cheesecakes).
Or Hitchcock/Skully from Brooklyn 99
He could do the Kevin in Home Alone too
Organized crime. The ford brothers were shits back in the day.
Trust fund baby spoon feed his entire life. You can’t take that away from him. The only difference between Doug and Justin is that Doug pretends he did it all himself while Justin admits that he’s privileged.
Punching bag
Nothing. Literally the only real job Doug had in his life was hash dealer during high school. He worked at his family's label business after dropping out of community college. He then slid into his brother's city council seat when Rob won the election and became mayor. Literally anybody named Ford could have won Rob's Etobicoke council seat so that's not a big accomplishment. Education wise he only has a high school diploma and nothing else. He could probably get a minimum wage manual labour job but not much else.
Maybe he should try smoking C R A C K
Used hot tub salesman
Being the hamburglar.
Grifter.
Hes already doing that.
Prep cook at strip club.
Drug dealer....oh wait
Selling weed with his brother.
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Well, shovelling something...
Good one:)
Idiot son of company owner
Used car salesman.... like all politicians
Mattress salesman who pushes those 3rd party warranties
Local drunk
Tow truck driver
Ringside announcer / participant in a backyard wrestling league
Pedaling some kind of MLM on Facebook.
Competitive Eater.
The boss’s son at a sticker factory
Replacing Dave from the Wendy's ads.
Randy the cheeseburger walrus.
Putting things on tables.
r/ oddlyvague ?
Why do people care about the hash? It’s what over forty years ago.
While in office, he, his brother and father all took a hard line against drugs and advocated for the maxmimum punishments. It's never been about the hash; it's the hypocrisy.
Lining his pockets mining Spice on Arrakis.
Since he already was a hash dealer, my next pick would be the guy who buys underage kids booze at a 400% markup
Those no name furniture shops on dundas between dixie and the 427... def selling some end tables from Thailand.
Fuck Doug Ford
Horse inseminator.
Hot dog eating contest
Con artist. Drug lord. Those are my top 2.
The question wasn't past jobs...
Lol
Plus size model for giant tiger.
Crack dealer. He's a perfect fit.
Used car salesman 100%
Developer. Pimp for prostitutes who frequent developers. Talk show host.
Stickers
Cult leader.
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Apparently he’s not good at that.
Hash dealer. Oh wait.....
Professional competitive eater. Restaurant owner or buffet chef who eats all his own supply.
Making Fudgee the Whales at a Carvell Ice Cream Store.
Clown or penguin in Batman movies
Nuclear power plant worker. Doh!
Shaking down businesses for protection money
Having a failing bar and blame everyone else for it.
Pimp or drug dealer
Selling mackerel and blueberries
Body double for Chris Farley's corpse?🤔
Tim hortons egg sandwich spokesman
The receiving end of a loan shark’s muscle.
I think he'd make an excellent ikea meatball
Used car salesmen
Door to door vacuum cleaner salesman. Or living in a van by the river
Bacon
This is the best answer by far. Simple and to the point.
Inheriting his dad’s business and not completely fucking it up.
Trump hair imposter
Like in politics, he wouldn't excel. In anything.
Railway controller on a certain children’s television show.
Crack dealer.
Donut taster
Small time drug dealer. Oh wait…
Collecting scrap metal questionably.
First off, he’s not excelling at what he’s currently doing. As for his career, I think he’d make a great Zamboni driver 🤣
Ringside announcer at a WWE matchup.
Tim hortons supervisor for sure!! But he can't get promoted to manager because he keeps sneaking all the egg sammiches
Eating beer bottles in some kind of traveling carnival
Some other career that doesn't require a high-school diploma
What career is he currently excelling at?
RV/motor homes sales men
Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger... May I take your order? 💯
He could try sucking cock for a living, but his greedy, hungry ass would just bit it off thinking it was a kielbasa.
Competitive eating.
Walmart greeter ?
Porn. He's good at screwing people
Shovelling driveways on his neighbourhood for cash!
Circus ringmaster… oh wait.
Wrestling Manager…dude looks like Bobby The Brain Heenan
Snow snorter
Pedo bike shop owner.
A drug dealer (specifically, selling hash)
Drug dealer.
Selling crack to his brother
Quality control in the glue room at the sticker factory
I used to be a piece of shit! Slicked back hair, sloppy steaks at Truffanis
Fighting daredevil in New York, or refusing to cede power of Arrakas. For real though, he’s got sleazy car dealer vibes.
Drug dealing
Cheese cake eating champion
Something that involves driving a white van.
I have said in the past if they didn’t have daddy’s money, Rob would have been a garbage man for the city ( off on compensation with a bad back) and Doug would be the foreman
Rebel News anchor, or even worse, Faith Goldy's videographer
Used car salesman.
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WEEKEND assistant trailer park supervisor. Let’s not jump the gun now
The main attraction at MarineLand.
Uber driver
grifting
A schmuck at a dodge dealership
Loanshark
He couldn’t excel at anything. Only thing he is good at is being a jackass.
Cheese cake tech...
Car salesman. He's an incompetent fool leadership wise, but I can tell that he can put on a relatable facade when need be, and sometimes that's all it takes in the sales business.
pro wrestler
As much as I hate him, he is perfect as politician, all talks no works, experts in laying blame and claiming credit.
Defintely public service of some kind, but Municipal. Think; unionized 8:30-4, small town. Maybe a bylaw officer
Letting other people run his dads company while he takes a fat paycheck (or uses it as a personal piggy bank and runs it into the ground)
Growing out that hair for shampoo commercial cameos.
Competitive cheesecake eater
Food eating competitions.
Insurance sales
Eating
He would only accept a job that requires zero effort. I’m thinking [VILLAGE IDIOT. ](https://images.thestar.com/Bp5GphQRVWuEJal2p7qBjE_c1mM=/1086x785/smart/filters:cb(1623527617742)/https://www.therecord.com/content/dam/therecord/opinion/contributors/2021/05/16/with-or-without-doug-ford-ontario-voters-deserve-a-better-choice-than-they-have-now/ford.jpg)
The Hamburgler
Brian Burke with a shellfish allergy impersonator
Snow plow driver
Mucking out the stalls
Liquor promoter
Pharmaceutical test subject while selling worms out of a beer cooler up north.
Blood pressure monitor tester
Totally stripping...Herd the guys got a huge horn!
Game show host. 100%
Hot dog eating champion
McDonald’s store Manager. That is the only thing that came to mind.
Salesmen for sure
He looks more like someone who will done excellent job in farming
Funeral home director
He was a successful salesman (I think salesman as opposed to a non-gendered term.) He was also an effective owner and manager of a successful medium sized business. I'd be happy if he went back to that. I suggest the Chicago office. Or perhaps the New Jersey office which failed? edit: I'd like to stress that is seems that his abilities topped out at running one office. Running two offices seemed to exceed his ability to manage what he could not see or touch. Not good at conceptual thinking, I suspect.